Cops Checked, No Body

[nofunwithoutme]

OMG!!!! CACTUS AT 6:04. D:

[Oohoa]

when the rake appeared i tried pausing and playing to look for any clothing streaks if was a guy in a white morph suit, it took me to full screen and scared me. O_o youtube trolls

[TeenageIronman]

the rake at 7:00

[LxSound1]

They cought slendy naked wow

[Mstangline97]

One more thing, he doesn't leave bodies...

[Mstangline97]

That is NOT slenderman, he wouldnt have been crawling like that, would have been taller, and would have had more arms/legs

[Mikezonecartoons]

Was that slenderman... naked?

[EKstudios]

The flies they all gather around me and you too. Alone down there :D

[xChiodosx]

MODEST MOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BringMeTheNERDTURTLE]

JESUS CHRIST. She met him (her uncle) when she was in Florida...

Noah lives in Florida...

Milo had a doctor (Dr. C)...

I'm an idiot for not seeing this sooner.

[FoxGuy777]

Minecraft Slenderman at 1:51.

[moonlightchildd]

shit the Rake too? its the slender mans dog. i love this show

[browniesdesk43]

I'M THE DOCTOR I KNOW WHO SLENDERMAN IS AND HOW IS POWER WORKS PLEASE PLEASE LET ME HELP

[flashboy5000]

7:17

Anyone ever play Condemned Criminal Origins before? Yeah, you'll know what I'm taking about. :U

[TheJedimanman123]

Am i the only one who finds it ironic that slenderman only attacks people who film it

[yonjawa]

@TheJedimanman123 Those are just the ones we see, my friend.

[TheJedimanman123]

@yonjawa Yeah but it seems if that is the case they are the only ones who survive it

Maybe slendy just wants to be in the spotlight

[kmp1191]

You got any leaves you need RAKING?

[cookiemodern23]

He is the rake my friends

[VanillaSilver]

I had lost interest in this series until I saw the white thing ._.

[fireofthehearts]

i'm freaking out right now i just saw a huge white thing dart across my family room floor and all my lights were off sept my computer screen. i am so scared so i turned all the lights on and i have no clue what to do.. because i there is no sign of anything that big in the room or anywhere..

[kassyezombie]

@fireofthehearts Do you have a cat?

[Famousagentman]

@fireofthehearts If you are telling the truth, use fire. Cheap, common, and highly effective in most cases. In many cases, it's a matter of tissue damage you can do, in others, it is destroying the power of these creatures.

Either way, fire works. Trust me, stumble it with a gun, and finish it with a Molotov cocktail.

[darkrosethevampire]

@Famousagentman fire doesnt work against jason ._. or micheal myers

[Famousagentman]

@darkrosethevampire Tell me, when did they become even slightly relevant?

[darkrosethevampire]

@Famousagentman i was just saying that when it came to destroying strong killers, fire doesn't always work xD don't get your undies ina bunch :p

[Famousagentman]

@darkrosethevampire Ah, yes, but you are speaking of beings that survive off of practical, biological means.

Added to that, those are fictional characters, and if the writers willed it, they could be thrown into outer space and survive... just like in Jason x. Expecting a slasher flick to be medically accurate is like expecting 4Chan to be filled with scholars.

So no, I do not have my undies in a bunch, it's just they aren't very relevant at this time and conversation.

[darkrosethevampire]

@Famousagentman well duh, i know they're fictional. thats why i brought them up in the first place. as much as i LOVE slenderman,(and trust me, im a hardcore fangirl xD) i think he's a fictional character. i don't believe he's real, and the reason why i brought them up is because they're not real either. you also said "Cheap, common, and highly effective in most cases" i saw that as a very broad statement. but oh well ^w^

[Famousagentman]

@darkrosethevampire I do not believe that this "slenderman", as they call it, is real, but I am firm on the opinion that there are unnatural creatures on this earth, and they all are wholly evil and should be destroyed.

The man for whom I replied to claimed to have seen one of these beings, so I gave him the benefit of the doubt and told him what I've seen work.

And before a religious flame war starts, I don't follow any traditional religion, as my experience contradicts them all.

[WhnNinjasAttack]

@Famousagentman Slenderman came from a creepy photoshop thread at the site Something Awful. Of course its fictional. Derp

[Famousagentman]

@WhnNinjasAttack Yes, but many do, and it is true that there are some old legends relating to a being with many, disproportional, skinny limbs. My theory is that is just a feature that many people find creepy, so they attach it to their stories. Could be why spiders are feared even when the person they're scaring is aware their breed isn't poisonous.

Still, I myself do not believe that humans are not the most powerful beings in the universe, but I also believe that all things can be killed.

[darkrosethevampire]

@Famousagentman dude, i dont do religon. im agnostic, so i dont carry a firm belief xD

[Famousagentman]

@darkrosethevampire Well that's good. I'd just rather not suffer a huge line of comments claiming I'm some blasphemer who needs to die. I've gotten that from theists AND atheists.

One interesting true story is the "Bell Witch", in which a man(john bell) is haunted by a poltergeist of sorts after moving to a new property. In the end, it eventually claims his life, and is the only death in history counted as murder by a ghost. The interesting thing is that all the religious priests failed where-

[Famousagentman]

@darkrosethevampire *continued* fire actually seemed to hurt it some, though it did not kill it.

Check wikipedia for more details.

[darkrosethevampire]

@Famousagentman fuck Wikipedia cant be trusted for shit, so no i wont check Wikipedia xD but i have heard of the bell witch.

[Famousagentman]

@darkrosethevampire The inaccuracy of wikipedia is highly overrated, mostly because of school teachers who don't actually know much about the internet. Most of them are within the same age demographic as SOPA supporters.

Anyhow, the Bell Witch was ounce harmed by a skeptic who stayed the night, and claims to have felt it creep up beside him, to which he responded by wrapping it in his blanket and throwing it in the fireplace. This caused the loud, omnipresent voice to turn to a scream, and-

[Famousagentman]

@darkrosethevampire left some blood by the fireplace. This is made interesting by the fact that religious leaders of many different faiths tried to exorcise the property, only to have it beat them up and laugh at their vain attempts to stop it.

This could be very condemning evidence for all of the faiths involved, as it proves they have no power(despite claiming to), and therefor no validity on the subjects of the supernatural.

[reversededges25]

5:20, hell yeah Polkadot Cadaver!!!

[RougeBladeX09]

Dr. Cornthaw (sp?).... could that be Dr. C From tribetwelve???

[BecauseItsIronic]

@RougeBladeX09 Yes. That has been confirmed. Dr. Corenthal, the doctor who treated HABIT, is the same doctor who treated Milo.

[TheTaytonmahone]

slendy is the rake. he just wears a tux sometimes

[ryeabowser]

Slenderman you so funny :D

[Ralphonsinator]

Good song playing in the first minute, Alone Down There by Modest Mouse

[robbie4233334]

Slendy, you camera whore!

[AliCat42]

lol this is tops as far as rake videos goes. Love it, well done.

[yanihatake]

I hear Florence and The Machine's My Boy Builds Coffins.

WIN.

[TarbyRocks]

YES. Totally came here due to Memebase, and i love that The Rake by Decemberists came up in the one the rake shows up in xD

[TimothyShaneHambyJr]

Modest Mouse :D



[MrJammification]

Decemberists <3

[cgaurd52]

I'm scared....

[PachucoDesigns]

I don't know what the hell happened to the Can You See The Words blog, but by that link, it's not what it's supposed to be.

[ecuarocker16]

o hai rake :3

[coconutpower18]

just give him his 20$

[semlander]

my brother

[MrSatternJr]

everytime i saw a traffic cone, tree, or sign on the road i thought it was slenderman >_< also WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT THING AT THE END?

[pyrohyro9]

@MrSatternJr the rake.

[catmanwert]

i personally like MH better because its more suspensful then this but i like the fact they have the rake

[Sclasspsycho]

The Rake's Song is in this video?! I didn't even notice that until I watched it again! Perfect! :D

[Onyx1nfern0]

I like how they went beyond MH and tiedthe rake into this, he's my favorite CP monster, and I will say this series has probably gotten better the MH.

[thosecoldhands]

5:05 When I heard "My Boy Builds Coffins" start playing, I litterally beamed up like a sunshine. I guess Florence has a connection to Slendy now too! <3

[0utfoxed]

"Poke her with a stick!"

The answer to every dead body situation.

[EKstudios]

The flies they all gather around me and you too! Modest Mouse ftw

[Jaxterminator12]

Apparently The Rake is a Mormon...

[RayWilliamJohnsonNot]

So what is this exactly? Was it suppose to be some sort of movie then they actually spotted the rake?

[KINGOFHELLANDYOU]

its....THE RAKE!!!....DUN DUN DUNDUN DUN DUNNNNnnnnnnnn.

[slendy20dollars]

as seen on know your meme? Why?

[halowarrior1000]

@slendy20dollars There's an article on know your meme about the rake. If you don't know about or what the rake is, google "The Rake creepy pasta"

[rodan311]

the rake FTW!

[somehominid]

Respect for Modest Mouse

[bruceleereincarnated]

so i like how "The Rake's Song" by the Decemberists is playing...

[hayharut]

7:17

why dont you beat it to death with some rocks and sticks? then we can do an autopsy.

[tranceaddictallnight]

kudos on playing "rake's song".

[Fipher30]

Gollum wants the precious.

[yukilovesyoai]

"The gay kid in the handkerchief" Really?

[BBNick76]

I guess slendermans dog got off his leash

[Thegamemaster500]

all creepiness aside, i do like that abandoned building. good hangout and probably scary as hell to hang out at, at night.

[arcorot]

So....whats up with this youtube channel? Are they like making a youtube scary show or something? Im actually really curious about what EverymanHYBRID uploads.

[gunthertheczech]

@arcorot see the marble hornets videos, these are the first video series involving slenderman.

[nintendowiids12]

That's just Clarence from the Penumbra series.

[pongboy1100]

can't i even take a walk in the woods withouth my clots without anny poeple watching me?

[Xunkun]

How'd that one rhyme go?

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake"?

Suppose they mean him.

[BecauseItsIronic]

The song that starts playing on the radio at 2:12 is "The Rake's song" by the decemberists. You can look it up. I highly HIGHLY doubt this is a coincidence. I laughed when I noticed it.

[buldren0101]

@BecauseItsIronic Oh God, I love the Decemberists, it can't be a coincidence... o.O

[gimme20dolla]

@BecauseItsIronic epic easter egg

[Ziddia1]

Oh God not the Rake as well...

[virajellychia]

@r0cKmEsExYjEsUs the Rake, he's never been proven as immortal like the Slenderman has.

[FatalProductions10]

O HAI RAKE!

[lucario1232]

THE RAKE!

[iCheesey]

6:29 She could be sleeping, she could be hurt, could be purple, it could be pink

wait what

[voidlam]

She probably got lost in the kitchen and ended up outside.

Poor woman just needs guiding back.

[luigiandmario2]

its a crawler in black ops, u just have to kill it with vodka

[Hal0Sux]

MarbleHornets V2 :D

[ArabMcTogaGuy]

The awkward moment when somebody buys a morphsuit and creeps through a wood, and becomes known as an internet phenomenon.

[SpookyStreetlight]

@ArabMcTogaGuy

Ironic, as that's how I made my slenderman costume for halloween.

[MrDiggityDom]

to find the rake look at 7:10

[1CDubCDub1]

Watch your step, crawly thingi

[acolade22]

Any other good scary webseries? I dont care if they are funny or serious because this one was amazong

[alexrulez22]

It would be hilarious if Slendy pulled up while they were driving and tilted his head at them and then drove off lol

[Tebibeawulf]

I hear polkadot cadaver!

[MrMedic8]

I nothiced they always have one more character that also haunts them + Slenderman:

MarbleHornets: Masked Man (Tim)

EverymanHYBRID: The Rake

TribeTwelve: TheObserver

PRETTY COOL, RIGHT.

[idiotscampaigninc]

@MrMedic8

actually HABIT haunts the EMH guys

[MrMedic8]

@idiotscampaigninc Ehh.

The Rake and HABIT...

Kinda three things that haunt them.

But Rake is more known since the fact that he does more damage (Physical, not mental) to the characters.

I hear HABIT caused all of it, so does the Observer... I'm going to guess The Observer may be HABIT, so Rake wins to me. :/

[WTFvideos2009]

@MrMedic8 who is the observer? do you mean the operator orrr?

[MrMedic8]

@WTFvideos2009 The observer is the one thats in the videos that wern't posted by Noah, AKA the One with glasses and long hair.

[ioby7]

I love how the Decemberist's "The Rake's Song" started playing when they were in the car XD

[Aniland]

Okay, why the FUCK does the Rake look exactly as I imagined it? This is horrifying to me.

[tokorev747777]

@Aniland Apparently its some kind of Human looking thing. That is really the best description because this myth is so under ground and un known really.

[Dragyrn1456]

she's probably dead, got a note in her hand- JESUS CHRIST THE RAKE

[Freedomcaged]

I swear I saw a man in a suit every couple of miles while they were driving.

[deadman2312]

SLENDY PUT SOME GODDAMN CLOTHES ON!!

[MahBoiOrMyBoy]

@deadman2312 This made me get an idea. This thing could be a slender child. meaning a child captured by Slendy and then transformed into this.

[SilentlyVocal]

@deadman2312 It's not Slendy, it's The Rake.

[maulowner9]

@deadman2312 Please don't fuck with The Rake D: He will coem hunt you

[DORproductions117]

Wait a sec.. "Floods and arks and death" Arks?! As in totheark?!?! Oh shi-

[ToxicFishStudios]

The rake and slender man? What's next they will find a freaking majors mask cartridge or find the original smile dog?

[RandomVidsUSA]

@ToxicFishStudios and find the grifter

[foxmccould1]

@SuniSuniHappiinesCG i know, but that is a creature made by slenderman, instead of having a face he is pure white and walks on all fours and when they checked the wreck of the car there was a doe(female deer) body, which his pet feeds on flesh and is killable

[Wafflepal]

The rake <3

[zace333]

Rake's Song is from an awesome album Hazard's of Love. The story and music are wonderful

[BringMeTheNERDTURTLE]

So I clicked the link, and it led to to some sort of military site. ...Wtfrenchtoast?

[Meowcow42]

I tried to pay attention to the beginning, but I was too focused on listening to Modest Mouse playing in the background D:

[spikemugen22]

@Meowcow42 i know right, these guys have a good music taste. although i can never listen to that animal collective song the same way.... D:

[Hoogalindo]

@Meowcow42 I will ship you $20 and some of my concentration medicine.

[nickcunningham22490]

Gotta love hearing "The Rake's Song" in this...after all, it IS about a man killing children. EH is a fun ARG :)

[linksword]

Y'all like modest mouse too. Awesome. haha

[supermariolego878]

@SuniSuniHappiinesCG That is not slenderman. It's teh rake.

[bloorocks1]

Slendy naked? Me gusta.

[pinky12345678901]

Go poke it with a stick

xD nice

[RickRay9]

@SuniSuniHappiinesCG He's like 'Oh, fuck. I'm a dog. 'Wow. Cool.' - 'yeah, with a fair tone of sarcasm, it's his daily trip through the forest.

[MyOverflow]

Does Evan sound like Steve-O to anyone else, or is it just me?

[SantysXchannel]

I hear polkadot cadaver.... I love you

[Soulwings20]

I first thought that it was a monkey rather than the rake.

[MichaelHaire0]

The song playing in the car is The Rake's Song, by the Decemberists.

[1darkwingotaku]

@MichaelHaire0 Can't be a coincidence. Who do we see later in the video? BTW, I love the Decemberists!

[MichaelHaire0]

@1darkwingotaku Then you sir have a good taste in music!

[fusionhah]

i love modest mouse. :)

[LunaticBunnyofEvil]

Beware the Rake, bro. Beware the Rake.

[iamnotascientisi]

7:17

"Uhhh I can explain"

[pjh5239]

Modest mouse!

[DarkTyler359]

One day they'll be able to tell their grandchildren that The Rake dragged them to the middle of nowhere to get Tree Fiddy

[sashaliiitt]

i think it's rather dark that The Rake's Song is playing....just an observation

[hehehe88]

@SuniSuniHappiinesCG "I need this 20 bucks they're giving me to appear on camera, and of course my suit just goes missing. Last time, I go bathing in the lake. Maybe i can crawl past them, very fast..."

[alun2lee]

Guys,when did they film the fake slenderman?

[tailsrox77]

@alun2lee Back in the beginning videos. Up till number six.

[dmanstheone]

Oh so great now the Rake is involved? T_T

And how did you know it was a woman lying there, "she" was on her side so you couldn't see her chest to confirm it was a woman plus even up close I couldn't tell if it was a woman.

I like the vids, they're great, they're kinda scary at points, but I mean, c'mon, this is fake

[Cheyral]

@dmanstheone

Or maybe they just were referring it to a female. You wouldn't have known if it was a girl or boy so maybe they just wanted to call it a girl.

[buttlover53]

@dmanstheone That is very clearly a woman. If you can't see that, you are retarded.

[darksayain1]

Aw shit guys, c'mon stop filming me I know my portal ripped my clothes right off me

[ovejocke]

this is a nice series, but I'm getting soooo sick of the camera "accidently" going out of focus or lagging or dropped frames and stuff.

[TozWozEar]

What about Candleja-

[zerosk8r77]

Modest mouse!? Nice!!!!!

[99Kalinda]

slenderman killing trap: dangle 20$ over a bottomless pit and post a sign: NO TENTACLES ALOWED

[dirnol]

"Well I mean I'm pretty sure he did something with children" I laughed so hard. This chick is making me laugh but at the same time kinda ruining the horror effect for me.

[MF5vox]

Wait a tick. Oranthall (sp?) James. OJ? Oh shit a white bitch gonna die.

[SillyRedHats]

OH JESUS

and lol "poke her with a stick isnt that what you're supposed to do with dead people?"

[PinkProgram]

Didn't Jessica migrate to a hotel in Marble Hornets?

[heythereitslogan]

"Just go poke her with a stick or something!" LMAO I'M DEAD.

[CantBeOutdone]

"Yeah, man, it's Scooby Doo. The gay kid and the hacker chick'll save us." PRICELESS! XD

[Arquive]

First Lord Voldemort joins Men In Black and now Gollum runs randomly in the woods. I knew they were real!!! And now I understand why Slendy causes Amnesia... he uses his Neuralyzer!

[KevinVonKluger]

@Arquive You're totally right, my precious.

[clappsadle]

GOD you guys listen to great music! Animal Collective, Modest Mouse! Those bands are freaking amazing. Which guy listens to them?

[MedleyCrew]

Instantly added to favorites for modest mouse playing

[xKaolinxKathrynnx]

'She's sleeping, she's sleeping, she's fine'

Erm, not really.

[Kumajirou13]

The Rakes Song was playing through the first 3 minutes or so XD Irony? Maybe. Either way, I'm sleeping with the lights ON tonight...if I sleep at all...

[EhlixVanity23]

The Rake obviously heard they were giving Slendy $20.