It is funny that this fat disgusting guy makes fun of something which has caused me to not be a fat disgusting any longer. He has not researched the health benefits if what an organic coffee colonic does in ridding the body of the toxic thick tar like waste which may lead to disease or cancer? Perhaps if he tries the coffee enema by simply purchasing an enema kit and some organic coffee, and trying this, he could lose some weight and save himself from further health problems down the road.
Gotta admit this made me laugh....however........This is coming from a man who is hypertensive, with diabetes, and congestive heart failure. I am curious if he made it past a couple weeks after making this video without having a heart attack to read all his comments.
@fitchris4life The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated, sir! I am AMAZED that you can simply watch a video of me and tell so much about me! You, sir, make House look like a rank amateur!
Weeks? My good man, i made it YEARS past the posting of this vid. Yes, I am aware that I am fat. I found out when I had to shave one day. There I was looking in the mirror and BAM! I am FAT! I said to myself. You are one of the humorless ones. I will not respond to you again. Learn joy.
no really, people, this is a serious subject how ever, it was a joke segment in which i found very funny and it didnt bother me or my pops who is a cancer survivor, this doesnt make anyone say they wont do the coffee enema at all, keep laughter in your stomach and see how much longer you can actually live, peace and love.
We got off on the wrong foot, sorry, i take the blame for the tone, but if you read some of the comments there are practitioners of Gerson with a sense of humor. I am a stand up comic and this is one of my bits, and I did apologize for calling it stupidity if you read down a bit, again, mea culpa.
But if you had never heard of such a thing, you wouldn't giggle to yourself just a bit? Immature? Yes, but I'm only trying to get people to laugh. Thanks for your time. Sincerely, thanks.
Good for you mate, my comment is because your clip is tasteless , there is people that have been very ill and been cured from doing it, and you your smart ass clip just shows nothing but ignorance to any knowledge of the gerson therapy. Stop trying to be funny and get your own health sorted out cause maybe some people are looking for a cure in this technique and was put off from your stupidity and may have died or gotten more ill. Maybe one day u may need this enema, rather chemo or drugs!
@fiercesttiger Don't cry for me, Argentina! I am alive and well and earlier this year I began a health regimen and over the summer I dropped 40 lbs and continue to drop weight at a healthy rate.
And, no, you do NOT feel sorry for me actually or that would have been the lead in to your message. You just wanted to call me fat. AND, by the way, FAT and UNHEALTHY do NOT go hand in hand. Thanks for your "concern."
People on the Gerson Therapy get well doing regular coffee enemas as part of the treatment. It is disgusting, but you do whatever you have to if you are chronically ill...and if you can get well and have a laugh, all the better.
@seanchristopherfranc thank you, thank you thank you for seeing this as it is, just some silly comedy, and laughter is great medicine. Peace and love to you!
OMG, this was hilarious! Although I am a proponent of the coffee enema, everyone needs a little humor in their lives and you are right, Laughter is the best Medicine! Thank you!!!
@Gabraela1 Thank you so much for your time! I hadn't watched this is a very long time and I realized I used a very poor choice of words, "how do I cash in on this stupidity", that was stupid of me. I really appreciate that you are a proponent and practitioner and can still find the humor in this.
I have since gotten healthier and I'm actually researching this, I may have to do another one if I take the plunge!
Wow, I had no idea this video had so many hits! I thank all of you for watching, even if you don't get that this is a stand up comedy bit. One of my favorites and it kills every time. I am only trying to make people laugh, i'm not trying to ridicule anyone's beliefs or practices. There are some really level headed practitioners who've found this funny and those are the people I simply love.
Some don't and are hateful about it. Either way, thanks for your time and LAUGHTER is the best med!
if you REALLY want to know about coffee enemas and what they do for the body Look up DR Gerson on here. There is also a few very interesting documentaries too.
In all seriousness, I am all for Enemas and Colonics. Your intestines are what roots are to a tree. When your intestines are clogged, inflamed, and dirty, how healthy do you think you will be?
I dare you to go get a colonic and tell me you don't feel better afterward. The process isn't pleasant, but I guarantee you will feel better afterward.
you sir sound obnoxious. if you took better care of yourself we might actually take you seriously. you look like you are about 80-100 lbs over weight. i wonder how much of that is undigested garbage and shit in your bowels. John Wayne and Elvis had about 30 lbs each of impacted fecal matter in their guts. Autopsies have revealed this! i am not making it up. PERSONALLY I DO NOT ENJOY ENEMAS and colonics. but they do overall provide a health restoring benefit when you are backed up and toxic.
@thomasbhunter68 You are an asshole!!! dont get me wrong enemas are a misunderstood restorer of health. I watched my uncle save his own life from cancer using bowel cleansing treatments. i dont know about you but i would do that if it saved my life. ITS OVER CRITICAL CLOSET HOMOSEXUALS LIKE YOURSELF!!! that are the real queers in world. in my closing you are a lonely TOOL!!
You embraces engineered propaganda and say coffee, ha,ha,ha. Coffee up your but, ha, ha,ha. Yes, administered properly this detoxifying process "saves human lives."ha,ha,ha. The world is not flat, ha, ha, ha.
Try reading up on Dr. Max Gerson and learn some life saving truth.
You embraces engineered propaganda and say coffee, ha,ha,ha. Coffee up your but, ha, ha,ha. Yes, administered properly this detoxifying process "saves human lives."ha,ha,ha. The world is not flat, ha, ha, ha.
Try readins up on Dr. Max Gerson and learn some life saving truth.
Actually, coffee enemas properly done stimulate the liver to release bile which can contain waste material that need to be eliminated as quickly as possible. This can be especially beneficial for patients recovering from tumor breakdown.
Do a search on the people who do regular coffee enemas. Look at their health. Look at their weight. To keep it simple, coffee enemas would probably help save you from the heart disease you're setting yourself up for but your ignorance and arrogance prevents this. Best of luck to you.
Adding ingredients.....let me start over. Adding ingredients TO THE ENEMA RECIPE...
Did you get stuck on the word TO???? LOL
Don't ask how coffee enemas came up??Why not? Did your boyfriend complain about excessive shit-on-the-dick syndrome? Or did someone tell you that you were full of shit? lol
Or did someone tell you that he was going to shove your coffee cup up your ass & you liked it?
Other than that-i loved MOST of the jokes at the end.Star-Butts,crock-pot-crack-pot,CRAPACCINO.LOL
A man with a sense of humor will get the ladies every time. I like your idea maybe we could go into business together. I am very experienced in the "shove it up the ass" department. lol
@jefferyduran Thanks you very much! I had a lot of fun doing this one. I'm trying to get more into the funny than the preachy political rants. People need to laugh more than they need yet ANOTHER person giving their opinions.
@Tricklestone From the video you made it look like you should book an appointment for one right away. It would appear you probably have enjoyed so much dead meat and junk food in your life your colon is plastered with rotting toxic crap. It is actually been proven that alot of the general public is carrying around 10-30lbs of rotting sludge in their intestines and colon. You shouldn't joke about a procedure that has helped thousands of people overcome illness.
@thomasbhunter68 Dude, what is your problem? You don't even post vids! It's really sad that you have so much hate in your heart. And again, you use 'fag' and 'gayness' 3 times in 2 sentences and again you mention something going up someone's ass. Look, whatever your problem is it's YOUR problem. I will no longer respond to you or people like you.
Sincerely, I feel sorry for you. You must be a very lonely guy.
@qowtrowiowu18 Oh, now, let's not get pissy about a fat man having fun. If you will read the previous posts, you will see that I have indeed gained knowledge from practitioners.
Hi Lopez! It's CoffeEneMonday here. I'm telling you that if you try just one coffee enema, you'll be backing up to the counter the next time you go to Starbucks. Great sense of humor, Man!
HAHAHA you are too funny! But you know, the reason nothing has been proven is because the FDA refuses to even look at the proven cases (through the gerson therepy) and have in fact (in collaboration with the AMA and pharmaceutical companies) suppressed the information. But read up on Max Gerson and you will be more enlightened!!
@bestestmama Thanks alot! As you can see with all the posts, from very, very COOL people, there are a lot of practitioners out there. Thanks for the info and I will look that up!
man i'm sitting here with my coffee enema ready to go and i come to this. toooooooo funny. I'm gonna put your video on my body building blog. man I am literally crying.
However, I'm sure if you googled it, you know the benefits.
@shakaama As jerseygirl illustrates, there are quite a few devotees of the coffee enema and it wasn't until recently, while watching Bear Grylls survivor type show, that a nurse saved her whole family from dying of thirst by giving them enemas. They were in a lifeboat and the only non salt water was dank and would have made them sick to drink it so...up it went! The body absorbed the water and they lived. Not a story to tell over dinner but, pretty damn cool!
@shakaama Many, many thanks! And, yes, I've done a lot of reading on the subject and walk away enlightened! At first blush, the idea was SO funny to me and the jokes rolled out but what is funniest is that I learned something! Can't beat that!
No offense, try it. I see the double-op here. One coffee sold for EACH direction! Of course the one going in your backside is MUCH more expensive. Seriously, I do this twice a week, would HIGHLY recommend it.
5 stars! Caffeine introduced rectally dilates the liver and stimulates bile expulsion to flush toxins. First introduced when WWI nurses substituted coffee for warm water in enemas the coffee enema patients recovered more quickly than with water for unknown reasons at the time. Coffee enemas later became part of the The Gerson Therapy which along with vegan juicing claims to CURE cancer, arthritis, heart disease, allergies and was endorsed by former Gerson patient, Albert Schweitzer, M.D.
Wow. Jerseygrl? Is that after the horrible movie by the same name or are you from Jersey? I can't figure out what you're mad at, me making fun of the coffee enema or that I'm fat.
It seems you believe the coffee colonic is a benefit somehow. I'd rather be fat than stupid any day. Maybe next time have them put some sugar in that ASS SPRESSO, you need to be a little sweeter!
Well, not only are you fat but you're stupid AND butt ugly too. You SERIOUSLY need a colonic but just don't know it because you're so plugged up with crap it's effected your brain. Get off the junk food Chubby...........being short and stupid is acceptable but being short, fat and stupid is deadly.
Geez, jersey, take it easy! Try some DECAF! I'm not in MENSA, but I don't know how coffee up my ass will change that. I'm not very good looking, and likewise, I don't see how coffee up my ass will turn me into Brad Pitt. I'm 5'7, which isn't technically short but coffee up my ass won't make me Shaq. I really don't see how coffee up anyone's ass will affect their brains. Unless one's head is already up one's ass so the coffee doesn't have too far to go. NOT YOU! I'm just saying.
@jerseygrl5 actually a new study was done. they found that there was no indication that fat people are any less healthy than skinny people. In fact they found that due to the fat, they actually had a higher survival rate.
Now when they accounted for social stigma, they found fat people get worse healthcare than skinny people. Doctors were not treating fat people for their ailments. [same thing with black people] But, when the Dr was good so was the fat person's health. FYI :)
Don't take it personally when LOPEZ finds humor in ridiculing the practice of putting coffee up your butt. Even if you believe in the beneficial health effects of the coffee enema you have to agree it sounds pretty crazy. No need to trash the funny man. Laughter is medicine too!
Dude, I was actually looking at the acai berry stuff, somehow came across the colon cleanse vid, and then your comments/ I lost it man, totally cracked up with outloud crying tears laughter... you had me busting out at "Your butt is now a crock pot" comment...FOFLMAO!!!
Thanks! This was just about the weirdest thing I ever heard and the jokes just wrote themselves! That was the best take because I was laughing too much! Thanks again for watching!
Seriously - i don't know why people do this SH-tuff. Injecting a LARGE volume of cafine directly into your inner body could cause a VERY real heart attack. Can you imagine the medical report on that poor sap? Cause of death - ass full of Mountain grown coffee beans (hand picked by Wan Valdez).
HAHAHAHAHAHAA! I honestly thought my leg was being pulled here but I was being naive, I guess. Juan Valdez! HAHAHAHAHA! I don't know why that tickles me so much! I GOT THE COMMERCIAL V.O.
JUAN VALDEZ CARRIED THIS COFFEE DOWN THE MOUNTAIN ON THE BACK OF HIS ASS SO IT COULD GO UP YOURS! HA!
Lmao!!!! The best part of waking up...is Folgers in ur butt!!
Dylansmommy28 4 days ago
Why can't people just laugh at the video? It's funny. lol
wifey231 2 weeks ago
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It is funny that this fat disgusting guy makes fun of something which has caused me to not be a fat disgusting any longer. He has not researched the health benefits if what an organic coffee colonic does in ridding the body of the toxic thick tar like waste which may lead to disease or cancer? Perhaps if he tries the coffee enema by simply purchasing an enema kit and some organic coffee, and trying this, he could lose some weight and save himself from further health problems down the road.
DavidTheis 1 month ago
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DavidTheis 1 month ago
That was a great laugh. Thanks.
adamgreen222 2 months ago 2
Gotta admit this made me laugh....however........This is coming from a man who is hypertensive, with diabetes, and congestive heart failure. I am curious if he made it past a couple weeks after making this video without having a heart attack to read all his comments.
fitchris4life 3 months ago 2
@fitchris4life The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated, sir! I am AMAZED that you can simply watch a video of me and tell so much about me! You, sir, make House look like a rank amateur!
Weeks? My good man, i made it YEARS past the posting of this vid. Yes, I am aware that I am fat. I found out when I had to shave one day. There I was looking in the mirror and BAM! I am FAT! I said to myself. You are one of the humorless ones. I will not respond to you again. Learn joy.
Tricklestone 3 months ago
@Tricklestone dude ur funny as fuck. that said
im not really fat in fact i used to be very in shape, one of those gay fitness freaks you know the gym rat.
well, at one point for irrelevant issues, I gave it all up ( sorta had to ) then it slowly creeped up
on me
suddenly im visiting my uncle, not really known for being a tight lipped diplomat HOW YOU DOING ?
HOLY SHIT ! YOU! GOT! F**A**T'!!!!!!!!!!! i must say , he must be my favorite uncle at this point.
how irresistible is that?
poosaypirate 3 months ago
roflmao
MrDragnodd 3 months ago
no really, people, this is a serious subject how ever, it was a joke segment in which i found very funny and it didnt bother me or my pops who is a cancer survivor, this doesnt make anyone say they wont do the coffee enema at all, keep laughter in your stomach and see how much longer you can actually live, peace and love.
Swissco9665 3 months ago
We got off on the wrong foot, sorry, i take the blame for the tone, but if you read some of the comments there are practitioners of Gerson with a sense of humor. I am a stand up comic and this is one of my bits, and I did apologize for calling it stupidity if you read down a bit, again, mea culpa.
But if you had never heard of such a thing, you wouldn't giggle to yourself just a bit? Immature? Yes, but I'm only trying to get people to laugh. Thanks for your time. Sincerely, thanks.
Tricklestone 3 months ago
Good for you mate, my comment is because your clip is tasteless , there is people that have been very ill and been cured from doing it, and you your smart ass clip just shows nothing but ignorance to any knowledge of the gerson therapy. Stop trying to be funny and get your own health sorted out cause maybe some people are looking for a cure in this technique and was put off from your stupidity and may have died or gotten more ill. Maybe one day u may need this enema, rather chemo or drugs!
fiercesttiger 3 months ago
The guy is probably dead now from heart disease and bowel cancer he is that fat and unhealthy! Not funny, feel sorry for him actually....
fiercesttiger 4 months ago
@fiercesttiger Don't cry for me, Argentina! I am alive and well and earlier this year I began a health regimen and over the summer I dropped 40 lbs and continue to drop weight at a healthy rate.
And, no, you do NOT feel sorry for me actually or that would have been the lead in to your message. You just wanted to call me fat. AND, by the way, FAT and UNHEALTHY do NOT go hand in hand. Thanks for your "concern."
Tricklestone 3 months ago
LOL
xinecallaw 4 months ago
Great routine!
People on the Gerson Therapy get well doing regular coffee enemas as part of the treatment. It is disgusting, but you do whatever you have to if you are chronically ill...and if you can get well and have a laugh, all the better.
seanchristopherfranc 5 months ago
@seanchristopherfranc thank you, thank you thank you for seeing this as it is, just some silly comedy, and laughter is great medicine. Peace and love to you!
Tricklestone 4 months ago
Now, HE is REALLY FUNNY!!! :-D
YourNaturalCancerCures
wamberger33 5 months ago
Grounds for a lawsuit LOL...guess I'll go downstairs and turn off the stove...you talked me out of it ;-)
chutch128177 5 months ago
lol your faces are priceless
LYRIXSOUL 5 months ago
OMG, this was hilarious! Although I am a proponent of the coffee enema, everyone needs a little humor in their lives and you are right, Laughter is the best Medicine! Thank you!!!
Gabraela1 5 months ago
@Gabraela1 Thank you so much for your time! I hadn't watched this is a very long time and I realized I used a very poor choice of words, "how do I cash in on this stupidity", that was stupid of me. I really appreciate that you are a proponent and practitioner and can still find the humor in this.
I have since gotten healthier and I'm actually researching this, I may have to do another one if I take the plunge!
Tricklestone 5 months ago
lmao.... I was in tears =)
JOeyfem1 5 months ago
Too funny. You got me laughin.
abramsonrl 5 months ago
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It sould become a social event like sipping tea in a circle.
Perhaps start up service station with coffee pumps or if you are to
chicken a freind can call up the"Illinois enema bandit " to force
the coffee down or is it up???
russotti1 5 months ago
Wow, I had no idea this video had so many hits! I thank all of you for watching, even if you don't get that this is a stand up comedy bit. One of my favorites and it kills every time. I am only trying to make people laugh, i'm not trying to ridicule anyone's beliefs or practices. There are some really level headed practitioners who've found this funny and those are the people I simply love.
Some don't and are hateful about it. Either way, thanks for your time and LAUGHTER is the best med!
Tricklestone 5 months ago
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ethernine 5 months ago
if you REALLY want to know about coffee enemas and what they do for the body Look up DR Gerson on here. There is also a few very interesting documentaries too.
imnozzy 6 months ago
this is funny, nice perspective! rofl
silverchip 6 months ago
@spirit172 Thats hillarious.
In all seriousness, I am all for Enemas and Colonics. Your intestines are what roots are to a tree. When your intestines are clogged, inflamed, and dirty, how healthy do you think you will be?
I dare you to go get a colonic and tell me you don't feel better afterward. The process isn't pleasant, but I guarantee you will feel better afterward.
calvinzhobbes1977 6 months ago
Thank you for the best belly laughs that I've had in a very long time Tricklestone!! I'm sitting here LMAO!!!
flamingoself 6 months ago
Hey buddy........I do coffee enemas!!! But that was still funny as shit!!!!
Zundwig 7 months ago
@Zundwig HAHAHAHA!!!! "Funny as 'shit'".......
pammyfour 6 months ago
lmfao dude you rock love your jokes.
cooltjh4 8 months ago
you sir sound obnoxious. if you took better care of yourself we might actually take you seriously. you look like you are about 80-100 lbs over weight. i wonder how much of that is undigested garbage and shit in your bowels. John Wayne and Elvis had about 30 lbs each of impacted fecal matter in their guts. Autopsies have revealed this! i am not making it up. PERSONALLY I DO NOT ENJOY ENEMAS and colonics. but they do overall provide a health restoring benefit when you are backed up and toxic.
LUVMAGNUMGUNS2 8 months ago
@LUVMAGNUMGUNS2 Look, I do 'em too and think they're great. But This GUY IS FUNNY!!! Have a sense of humour!
pammyfour 6 months ago
@thomasbhunter68 You are an asshole!!! dont get me wrong enemas are a misunderstood restorer of health. I watched my uncle save his own life from cancer using bowel cleansing treatments. i dont know about you but i would do that if it saved my life. ITS OVER CRITICAL CLOSET HOMOSEXUALS LIKE YOURSELF!!! that are the real queers in world. in my closing you are a lonely TOOL!!
LUVMAGNUMGUNS2 8 months ago
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You embraces engineered propaganda and say coffee, ha,ha,ha. Coffee up your but, ha, ha,ha. Yes, administered properly this detoxifying process "saves human lives."ha,ha,ha. The world is not flat, ha, ha, ha.
Try reading up on Dr. Max Gerson and learn some life saving truth.
Buddy, the health educated are laughing at you.
you2andme 9 months ago
You embraces engineered propaganda and say coffee, ha,ha,ha. Coffee up your but, ha, ha,ha. Yes, administered properly this detoxifying process "saves human lives."ha,ha,ha. The world is not flat, ha, ha, ha.
Try readins up on Dr. Max Gerson and learn some life saving truth.
Buddy, the health educated are laughing at you.
you2andme 9 months ago
Actually, coffee enemas properly done stimulate the liver to release bile which can contain waste material that need to be eliminated as quickly as possible. This can be especially beneficial for patients recovering from tumor breakdown.
southrncalifgirl1 9 months ago
Lmao this is hilarious.
lymeguy1 9 months ago
LOL.....you got to admit he is hilarious
NoPressure2010 9 months ago
this is sooooo funnnnyyy:))))
caveman1200rs 10 months ago
Do a search on the people who do regular coffee enemas. Look at their health. Look at their weight. To keep it simple, coffee enemas would probably help save you from the heart disease you're setting yourself up for but your ignorance and arrogance prevents this. Best of luck to you.
gregdoh 11 months ago
u look like a frog fat man u r a div
mark39ful 11 months ago
fat man u need coffee enema
mark39ful 11 months ago
hahahah lol so funny
whatweshouldknow 11 months ago
my friend, open your mind and do your research. or stick with what you know (i think we both know where itll take you...).
good luck my friend,
peace,
itaigoldman 1 year ago
Adding ingredients.....let me start over. Adding ingredients TO THE ENEMA RECIPE...
Did you get stuck on the word TO???? LOL
Don't ask how coffee enemas came up??Why not? Did your boyfriend complain about excessive shit-on-the-dick syndrome? Or did someone tell you that you were full of shit? lol
Or did someone tell you that he was going to shove your coffee cup up your ass & you liked it?
Other than that-i loved MOST of the jokes at the end.Star-Butts,crock-pot-crack-pot,CRAPACCINO.LOL
ed11561 1 year ago
you need to know more about this before you post.
khoiktran 1 year ago
A man with a sense of humor will get the ladies every time. I like your idea maybe we could go into business together. I am very experienced in the "shove it up the ass" department. lol
NurseJillEnemas 1 year ago
hahahahaaa......Thanks man! Funny!!
jefferyduran 1 year ago
@jefferyduran Thanks you very much! I had a lot of fun doing this one. I'm trying to get more into the funny than the preachy political rants. People need to laugh more than they need yet ANOTHER person giving their opinions.
Thanks again for your time!
Tricklestone 1 year ago
@Tricklestone From the video you made it look like you should book an appointment for one right away. It would appear you probably have enjoyed so much dead meat and junk food in your life your colon is plastered with rotting toxic crap. It is actually been proven that alot of the general public is carrying around 10-30lbs of rotting sludge in their intestines and colon. You shouldn't joke about a procedure that has helped thousands of people overcome illness.
Research and then discuss.
ocbc1975 1 year ago
@ lovingmomfour1 I did the same. XD He is hilarious.
koreangirl29 1 year ago
what a hoot , you cracked me up , holy shit , yikes what is our world coming to , coffee enema , gee wizz , yikes lol
MyPinkRainbow 1 year ago
@MyPinkRainbow Yeah, he is hilarious, I laughed so hard I cried! Gerson should get a laugh out of this too. Puts some humor in the therapy. LOL
lovingmomfour1 1 year ago
@lovingmomfour1 I did the same. He is hilarious!!! XD
koreangirl29 1 year ago
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you need one.
nez2008 1 year ago
@thomasbhunter68 Dude, what is your problem? You don't even post vids! It's really sad that you have so much hate in your heart. And again, you use 'fag' and 'gayness' 3 times in 2 sentences and again you mention something going up someone's ass. Look, whatever your problem is it's YOUR problem. I will no longer respond to you or people like you.
Sincerely, I feel sorry for you. You must be a very lonely guy.
Good luck to you, Thomas.
Tricklestone 1 year ago
@thomasbhunter68 calling me a homosexual is an insult to homosexuals. I have no fashion sense and I like women. If I'm gay, I'm doing it wrong.
People like you, CUNT-servatives, love to call other people gay and you like to bray and shriek about how gay people are going to hell.
And then we catch you tap dancing in a men's room or hiring a male 'escort' and snorting meth.
Perhaps YOU would like something up YOUR ass. Besides your head, of course.
Tricklestone 1 year ago
LoL!!!
MrHeiwa07 1 year ago
@spirit172 Haaaaaa! Too sweet! Nicely done, very funny!
Tricklestone 1 year ago
Funny guy. Made me laugh. However, I find a morbidly obese man's opinion on any kind of health treatment pretty much worthless.
mjhaedo 1 year ago 5
HAHA you are too funy! lmfao
countrymusicgirl1231 1 year ago
@countrymusicgirl1231 Many thanks!
Tricklestone 1 year ago
Man, you look like you could use a coffee enema every hour!
qowtrowiowu18 1 year ago 2
@qowtrowiowu18 Oh, now, let's not get pissy about a fat man having fun. If you will read the previous posts, you will see that I have indeed gained knowledge from practitioners.
Never take yourself too seriously.
Tricklestone 1 year ago
Hi Lopez! It's CoffeEneMonday here. I'm telling you that if you try just one coffee enema, you'll be backing up to the counter the next time you go to Starbucks. Great sense of humor, Man!
finch2110 1 year ago
lol folgers in your butt. good stuff man.
schlong19 1 year ago
HAHAHA you are too funny! But you know, the reason nothing has been proven is because the FDA refuses to even look at the proven cases (through the gerson therepy) and have in fact (in collaboration with the AMA and pharmaceutical companies) suppressed the information. But read up on Max Gerson and you will be more enlightened!!
bestestmama 1 year ago 2
@bestestmama Thanks alot! As you can see with all the posts, from very, very COOL people, there are a lot of practitioners out there. Thanks for the info and I will look that up!
T.
Tricklestone 1 year ago
oh dear god in heaven you need to be on T.V.
man i'm sitting here with my coffee enema ready to go and i come to this. toooooooo funny. I'm gonna put your video on my body building blog. man I am literally crying.
However, I'm sure if you googled it, you know the benefits.
Man thank you for the laugh. hoo boy so funny.
shakaama 1 year ago 2
@shakaama As jerseygirl illustrates, there are quite a few devotees of the coffee enema and it wasn't until recently, while watching Bear Grylls survivor type show, that a nurse saved her whole family from dying of thirst by giving them enemas. They were in a lifeboat and the only non salt water was dank and would have made them sick to drink it so...up it went! The body absorbed the water and they lived. Not a story to tell over dinner but, pretty damn cool!
Tricklestone 1 year ago
@shakaama Many, many thanks! And, yes, I've done a lot of reading on the subject and walk away enlightened! At first blush, the idea was SO funny to me and the jokes rolled out but what is funniest is that I learned something! Can't beat that!
Tricklestone 1 year ago
This is FN hilarious! Starbutts! You're cracking me up! But it didn't stop me from trying it. So funny
joelsjunkemail 2 years ago
No offense, try it. I see the double-op here. One coffee sold for EACH direction! Of course the one going in your backside is MUCH more expensive. Seriously, I do this twice a week, would HIGHLY recommend it.
dostarr 2 years ago
5 stars! Caffeine introduced rectally dilates the liver and stimulates bile expulsion to flush toxins. First introduced when WWI nurses substituted coffee for warm water in enemas the coffee enema patients recovered more quickly than with water for unknown reasons at the time. Coffee enemas later became part of the The Gerson Therapy which along with vegan juicing claims to CURE cancer, arthritis, heart disease, allergies and was endorsed by former Gerson patient, Albert Schweitzer, M.D.
suicidechickenshit 2 years ago 14
Of course this completely unhealthy looking person would think coffee enemas are funny. He needs one bad as he's clearly full of it.
jerseygrl5 2 years ago 26
Wow. Jerseygrl? Is that after the horrible movie by the same name or are you from Jersey? I can't figure out what you're mad at, me making fun of the coffee enema or that I'm fat.
It seems you believe the coffee colonic is a benefit somehow. I'd rather be fat than stupid any day. Maybe next time have them put some sugar in that ASS SPRESSO, you need to be a little sweeter!
Tricklestone 2 years ago
Well, not only are you fat but you're stupid AND butt ugly too. You SERIOUSLY need a colonic but just don't know it because you're so plugged up with crap it's effected your brain. Get off the junk food Chubby...........being short and stupid is acceptable but being short, fat and stupid is deadly.
jerseygrl5 2 years ago 2
Geez, jersey, take it easy! Try some DECAF! I'm not in MENSA, but I don't know how coffee up my ass will change that. I'm not very good looking, and likewise, I don't see how coffee up my ass will turn me into Brad Pitt. I'm 5'7, which isn't technically short but coffee up my ass won't make me Shaq. I really don't see how coffee up anyone's ass will affect their brains. Unless one's head is already up one's ass so the coffee doesn't have too far to go. NOT YOU! I'm just saying.
Tricklestone 2 years ago
@jerseygrl5 actually a new study was done. they found that there was no indication that fat people are any less healthy than skinny people. In fact they found that due to the fat, they actually had a higher survival rate.
Now when they accounted for social stigma, they found fat people get worse healthcare than skinny people. Doctors were not treating fat people for their ailments. [same thing with black people] But, when the Dr was good so was the fat person's health. FYI :)
shakaama 1 year ago
Don't take it personally when LOPEZ finds humor in ridiculing the practice of putting coffee up your butt. Even if you believe in the beneficial health effects of the coffee enema you have to agree it sounds pretty crazy. No need to trash the funny man. Laughter is medicine too!
suicidechickenshit 2 years ago 2
Thanks a lot man, you just made my monday a better day.
theshrinkinfo 2 years ago
My pleasure! I hope the rest of the week is just as good!
Tricklestone 2 years ago
Johnathan Winters!
kwispe 2 years ago
Thanks very much! He is one of many influences.
Tricklestone 2 years ago
LMAO!! up there with Larry the Cable Guy! Way funeeeee!
kwispe 2 years ago
Many thanks! I'll be posting new ones soon!
Tricklestone 2 years ago
Dude, I was actually looking at the acai berry stuff, somehow came across the colon cleanse vid, and then your comments/ I lost it man, totally cracked up with outloud crying tears laughter... you had me busting out at "Your butt is now a crock pot" comment...FOFLMAO!!!
authorar 2 years ago
Thanks! This was just about the weirdest thing I ever heard and the jokes just wrote themselves! That was the best take because I was laughing too much! Thanks again for watching!
Tricklestone 2 years ago
Seriously - i don't know why people do this SH-tuff. Injecting a LARGE volume of cafine directly into your inner body could cause a VERY real heart attack. Can you imagine the medical report on that poor sap? Cause of death - ass full of Mountain grown coffee beans (hand picked by Wan Valdez).
VideoGuyNC 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAA! I honestly thought my leg was being pulled here but I was being naive, I guess. Juan Valdez! HAHAHAHAHA! I don't know why that tickles me so much! I GOT THE COMMERCIAL V.O.
JUAN VALDEZ CARRIED THIS COFFEE DOWN THE MOUNTAIN ON THE BACK OF HIS ASS SO IT COULD GO UP YOURS! HA!
Tricklestone 3 years ago
O_o
And here I thought this was gonna be a rant about Starbucks et al....
Unbelievable.
RealArcalian 3 years ago
Who is this guy, and why does he seem so familiar?
DISnut 3 years ago
I had a wine enema and got drunk off my ass.
shadyman2000 3 years ago
I'm stealing that! hahaha!
Tricklestone 3 years ago
You're a doll! I love a sense of humor like yours! Thanks for sharing!
Ahajustsde 3 years ago
I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. The Coffee Enema comments are great. Thanks for the laugh......Maureen (Lowell's Mom)
queenofthehouse0 3 years ago
HILARIOUS!!!!
vblogdewey 3 years ago
mmmmm..... Coffee.....
TonyRobinette 3 years ago
i'd like to watch YOUR cute butthole sucking on a coffee enema nozzle :)
soapsudsenemas 3 years ago