Here is a Thanksgiving story... this one time on Thanksgiving I went on this dumb bitches channel called Mickipedia and gave her dumbass video a thumbs down.. it was an awesome day...
Five years ago my son and I drove from Dallas to Oklahoma City for Thanksgiving. Cold air had roll down from the Arctic along the plains, never warmed by any body of water, into North Texas. There had been no money to fix the car's heater, and long before the Arbuckle mountains came into sight I rued my lack of gloves. Charlie peeked out from under a blanket, and warmed my hands by rubbing them in turn. We sang a song we made up with the chorus, "Killer Bunnies." I may never have been happier.
I had a similar experience with pigs. I had this runt when I was a child, we even named it Porky. It got older and then one day dad loaded it into his truck and I didn't see ol' Porky again until dinner a couple of nights later when part of him was cooked and on my plate.
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Not one interesting thing has ever happened to me on thanksgiving, so I'll just say I want throw you on the thanksgiving table and fill you with my special stuffing, if you know what I'm talking about!
Oh, thanks. I watched the Adams family years ago and it had something about it, it gave them impression that it was all about killing Native Americans and gorging yourself on Turkey.
Hello Micki... in Mexico is not holiday but we are preparing a terrific weekend in Guadalajara with friends... now im living here... big kiss for you! When you come back?...
farmers, mitosis, meiosis, fertilizer manufacturers, genetic engineers, ag universities, farm machine designers/manufacturers/engineers, potash miners, irrigation system folks, water, sunshine, photosynthesis, bacteria, fungi, plants, DNA and all the enzymes it codes for, phospholipids, CO2, soil, farm subsidies, diesel fuel, herbicide/pesticide manufacturers and chemists. Thanks to these, we feast.
Welcome back to the YooToobz and Happy Thanksgiving!
Actually, your story is only "crazy" for urbanites and suburbanites (granted: most people), but it's just another day in he life if you grew up on a farm. ;-)
My mother and grandmother got into an argument about some small detail regarding plating the mashed potatoes, my grandmother freaked out, told us to pack our things and get out, set the food on the table and then had her husband take Polaroids of her standing at the head of the table crying, saying "I want to show everyone what they did to me!!"
It all got resolved and we wound up staying and having dinner, but it felt like Jerry Springer there for a bit. :D
My Parents gave me a Rex Rabbit when I was a child. I named him Arthur and he was a beautiful bunny (As you can assume, due their coats fetch a great deal as coats). He was a fine pet till I was told he ran (hopped) away one evening. Later, for thanksgiving we had a turkey and what I was told was a funny looking chicken. Though I did not eat my bunny I watch the rest of the family eat him. I still have his pelt somewhere. Ouch.
Here is a Thanksgiving story... this one time on Thanksgiving I went on this dumb bitches channel called Mickipedia and gave her dumbass video a thumbs down.. it was an awesome day...
AdoreYouInAshXI 10 months ago
I like Micki. She thinks for herself.
How can you not love an Atheistic Roller Derby Queen?
Keep up the good work, Micki!!!!
JustRelaxing1 1 year ago
You're so damn gorgeous! Lucky man of your's
Sickoflifebandleader 2 years ago
Quit being so damn cute.
AtheistxNinja 2 years ago 4
^Rapist
RjwBrandNew 2 years ago
Haha, sounds awesome. Some religious tension in the background?
truth0r 2 years ago
They just didn't like each other. I was hoping my GF and mother would physically fight. That would've been EPIC.
ATHEISTIQ 2 years ago
Your arm tattoo looks cool and I hope you had a great holiday!!
alizee2010 2 years ago
So happy to see some new Mickipedia!
qwickset 2 years ago
haha poor Tinky.
Clintus 2 years ago
does this mean you're finally back????
MrYoutopia 2 years ago
Five years ago my son and I drove from Dallas to Oklahoma City for Thanksgiving. Cold air had roll down from the Arctic along the plains, never warmed by any body of water, into North Texas. There had been no money to fix the car's heater, and long before the Arbuckle mountains came into sight I rued my lack of gloves. Charlie peeked out from under a blanket, and warmed my hands by rubbing them in turn. We sang a song we made up with the chorus, "Killer Bunnies." I may never have been happier.
pumkinpi2 2 years ago 2
I had a similar experience with pigs. I had this runt when I was a child, we even named it Porky. It got older and then one day dad loaded it into his truck and I didn't see ol' Porky again until dinner a couple of nights later when part of him was cooked and on my plate.
luptoneous 2 years ago
Good to see your beautiful face again...It's been too long!!! :P
esotericagenda 2 years ago 4
ZOMG! Can it be? A new Mickipedia video? IT AM AMAZING! Fortunately, I don't have any weird Thanksgiving stories to tell. XP
WatcherThePunk 2 years ago
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Not one interesting thing has ever happened to me on thanksgiving, so I'll just say I want throw you on the thanksgiving table and fill you with my special stuffing, if you know what I'm talking about!
region1111 2 years ago
All i p=did was played sum games. My family hates me so i didn't get one. Geeeeeeeez I gotta get myself a girl!?
mrfox1989 2 years ago
where the hell have you been? keep it sexy.
DarkNSF 2 years ago
I thought you had died Micki.
What on Earth is thanks giving?
anthwhite91 2 years ago
@anthwhite91
Thanksgiving is a harvest holiday in the USA.
alizee2010 2 years ago
Oh, thanks. I watched the Adams family years ago and it had something about it, it gave them impression that it was all about killing Native Americans and gorging yourself on Turkey.
But thanks for clearing that up.
anthwhite91 2 years ago
Hello Micki... in Mexico is not holiday but we are preparing a terrific weekend in Guadalajara with friends... now im living here... big kiss for you! When you come back?...
Lorena
Loremalories 2 years ago
I dunno. You should come up to LA!
mickipedia 2 years ago
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Loremalories 2 years ago
Where have you been? I miss seeing your beautiful face, and hearing your insightful comments.
alphacause 2 years ago 2
Welcome back:) I hope that you are going to make more videos.
Rayfin8 2 years ago 5
In the USA we elect turkeys to run the country -- maybe we should eat them, too.
NEWSTOGOD 2 years ago 3
marry me<3
Victim0fSociety 2 years ago 2
Welcome back and Happy Thanksgiving to you too.
We can thank the following for our feast.
farmers, mitosis, meiosis, fertilizer manufacturers, genetic engineers, ag universities, farm machine designers/manufacturers/engineers, potash miners, irrigation system folks, water, sunshine, photosynthesis, bacteria, fungi, plants, DNA and all the enzymes it codes for, phospholipids, CO2, soil, farm subsidies, diesel fuel, herbicide/pesticide manufacturers and chemists. Thanks to these, we feast.
saxmanchiro 2 years ago
what a happy thanksgiving story... >.>
anniscalling 2 years ago
and now we know why farm animals dont get names lol
alexjustalex1 2 years ago
same thing happend to me but it was a pig. I will never eat meat again.
casper71146 2 years ago
Wow, nice to see you posting video again. Welcome back you've been missed.
insightnew 2 years ago
yep...
...still hot
hotspur2514 2 years ago 2
we dont have thanksgiving in europe
Finiras 2 years ago
Welcome back to the YooToobz and Happy Thanksgiving!
Actually, your story is only "crazy" for urbanites and suburbanites (granted: most people), but it's just another day in he life if you grew up on a farm. ;-)
CousinoMacul 2 years ago
very good point! although i don't think most farm kids NAME their food.
mickipedia 2 years ago
wow, where have you been?
cain825 2 years ago
Was the Turkey soundtrack from Age of Empires II ?
dileepvr 2 years ago
surprise surprise, turkeys make similar sounds
Finiras 2 years ago
nope. well maybe. i got it from itunes.
mickipedia 2 years ago
Micki, great to see you're back...
Happy Thanksgiving!
ctypro96706 2 years ago
ok... crazy story, but I don't get the connection with the turkey you won, and your dad forcing you to give him oral sex ...
;-)
tieInterceptor 2 years ago
YAY, you're back!
My mother and grandmother got into an argument about some small detail regarding plating the mashed potatoes, my grandmother freaked out, told us to pack our things and get out, set the food on the table and then had her husband take Polaroids of her standing at the head of the table crying, saying "I want to show everyone what they did to me!!"
It all got resolved and we wound up staying and having dinner, but it felt like Jerry Springer there for a bit. :D
stealthbadger 2 years ago
you win! (by losing) crazy story!
mickipedia 2 years ago
It wasn't even the worst one, just the easiest to tell, but YAY! :D
I'm glad I got something good out of the experience after all. ^.^
stealthbadger 2 years ago
what is your tattoo of?
DKfansown 2 years ago
Make more videos NAO!!!
SuperAtheistBrothers 2 years ago
long time no see.
poor tinky... how did he taste?
=D
sheepwshotguns 2 years ago
I want you. Lol
CelticAlphabet 2 years ago
My Parents gave me a Rex Rabbit when I was a child. I named him Arthur and he was a beautiful bunny (As you can assume, due their coats fetch a great deal as coats). He was a fine pet till I was told he ran (hopped) away one evening. Later, for thanksgiving we had a turkey and what I was told was a funny looking chicken. Though I did not eat my bunny I watch the rest of the family eat him. I still have his pelt somewhere. Ouch.
rtottenc 2 years ago
Bummer!
mickipedia 2 years ago
Here's one... I was born
PersonalJesus348 2 years ago
I don't celebrate anymore. I'm to busy stocking my underground bunker with food and water for the impending apocalypse.
Ujikaweapon1 2 years ago 2
Why don't you make videos anymore?
Louistogies 2 years ago
@Louistogies I just did!
mickipedia 2 years ago
True, but this was the first one in a while. Do you plan on making videos as often as you did before? I guess that's what I should be asking...
Louistogies 2 years ago
I dunno. I'd like to make them more often. This one didn't take long at all!
mickipedia 2 years ago
That's sad you ate the turkey. Turkeys are the only animal on the planet smarter than man.
MattBaumann777 2 years ago
I didn't even remember being subscribed, it's been that long..
Xerxes4242 2 years ago 5
the link in the description is wrong. It doesn't work.
newexperiment 2 years ago
@newexperiment fixed it! thanks
mickipedia 2 years ago
Oh wow, long time since a video!
Happy Thanksgiving, mickipedia and everyone!
mecher3k 2 years ago 4
@mecher3k no kidding! i disappeared! it's hard to keep up!
mickipedia 2 years ago
we dont have thanksgiving here, hence no crazy stories : P
got plenty of crazy new years stories though. yay alcohol.
carnut666 2 years ago 2
Oh no... bummer about your turkey. Happy thanksgiving!
whatwasjimthinking 2 years ago
yay
7Underwood7 2 years ago