Worlds most useless machine

[WardSennes]

this ones aggressive, can tell by the blood on the finger too

[elijahvivio1996]

correction... the wii is the most worthless invention

[dynamowhum]

how about the most useless video ever

[draco1002]

It's its own snooze button

[GWigWam]

What´s wrong with your finger?

[billster96]

looks painful to make from the condition of your fingers

[rotflmfaololzomg]

DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED

[xygomorphic44]

Chuck Norris can beat this thing.

[denil444]

its a killing machine!!!

[blackdragonthebad]

What If that was In Minecraft! XD

[TheManiacalGamr]

0:23 JUST LIKE MY EX lol...that bitch

[womo1975]

They should put these into coffins during the wake and use the dead body instead of a wooden thing. Just the thought of a big metal switch on the top of the coffin is ridiculous but someone eventually would flip it!

[TalesofTruthahn]

This is totally useless...I want one

[primal2020]

i have the same problem with my girlfriend

[baulp1]

Before doing the video, he uses the Suicide Box and left his finger on the box...

[misterdj29]

HOURS OF FUN !!!!

[ryryman95]

holdddd up, what would happen if you put the switch on backwards??

[badcoairsoft11]

i said no ;)

[highron2]

what if some one hooked up another paddle to the other side how long would it go?

[spartan6014]

@highron2 untill it runs out of battery

[iorixs]

it's like a " i will in principle never agree with you on anything"

[1msguitar]

You can actually modify that machine into a mouse trap... So it's not completely useless

[manarcurew]

I love it!

[Deathnique]

PERPETUAL MOTION?

[Mattdude454]

And that's why you need to be careful with that Exacto Knife you got there...

[pyrosam7]

did your finger get mauled by the useless machine?

[Rasmusboy100]

Try holding down the ON button....

[lame3x]

Poor finger

[izaatmusic]

by looking at your fingers, you sure had some violent beatings by that useless machine..

[kryonikx]

well done! gj!

[HunterMarioWorld]

get 2 to fight over the button repeatedly switching it on and off XD

[GamingInThe90s]

I find this hard to masturbate to..

[Dunthyon]

@GamingInThe90s I don't.



[runescapespanish]

and let me gues... after a war against that machine...it used a machine gun to try to kiil you and that's why ur hand looks like it was bleedin'...

[Thorkinex]

OMG OMG, I know how to win.... turn the switch sideways! >.>

[Unbias3d]

he got some of the stuff on his fingers while he was staining the wood. he probably made this vid right after he finished making it

[killerbiller35]

@Unbias3d you read my mind

[hedrivesfastcar]

i see this to be pretty usefully especialy in the world of energy conservation

[Meta1Head91]

Fuck the machine! What the hell happened to your hand?

[baadshepherd]

Is it weird that this gave me an erection?

[baphogir]

machines have feelings to.

[stillfly122]

the most epic mouse trap ever hahaha

[MrKaineP]

@DarkferalCorporatio its wood stain

[ishdonshinkso]

Looks like hes been using the bite the hand that feeds you machine.

[gangstaredwan]

goog finger exercise lol, it would be a funny machine if it said dont touch that button and then switched it self of..

[DiamondApple100]

This is not Useless. Be creative.. This can be re-designed into a kids toy....where the thing popping out is a whale, fish, clown or bunny.. Imagine the kid laughing.....

Thumbs up if you agree!

[SpecialAndNotDumb]

@DiamondApple100 Even better put a gun on it so it shoots the kid for touching it

[Silv3r1337]

but in the night it turn itself on and bites everything, look at his fingers o.O

[ethanpika]

Machine: hey! Conserve energy B••••!!!

[DGregster]

THE NEW JACK IN THE BOX!

[Dree12334]

Ok, if it's so useless why does everyone create one huh ? Haha

[Flueeeee]

wtf happened to your finger man O.o

[Coke825Connieg]

@k1ttyyh WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THIS!??!?!?!

[Quiston]

@Coke825Connieg there is a youtube series where a guy puts stuff in a high tech blender to see if it will blend

[Coke825Connieg]

@Quiston i know, i know, but they say this for almost EVERYTHING and it gets so annoying!

[kornhead6555]

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE, I'M NOT IN THE MOOD!

[2064michael]

i'm not sure but is this for sigaretts

[imafanofu1]

It reminds me a Simpson's episode when Homer was trying an orthopedic bed... bed goes up ...bed goes down ...bed goes up ....

[JD8853]

i dont think it likes u lol ^_^

[FragtheFrogy]

Maka another machine that turns the other machine on and see who win...

[dleblanc]

This is more useful than many of my co-workers.

[TheGuitarest12]

machine : " do it agan & ill beat ur ass

[bjornke123456789]

i can craxk nuts with it

[jusali11]

Your finger has been in someones ass?

[Krismal5]

thats acually not it. it can turn on. it is on. the on switch actives the leg turing it back off, there is no other objective

[hardicecreamsback]

Oh my god! This machine is just like my ex-girlfriend. No matter what you do, you can't turn it on! ;D

[tatu123100]

i can play with it all days :3

[coldironhands1]

nice sores on your finger, meth head.

[Craznn]

@coldironhands1 Looks like he got paint on his hands from painting the box

[XRayCam]

@coldironhands, thats paint.

[MaxDustt]

That scratches on your hand must have bin from when the machine was still a grumpy puppy

[pocapaypay]

that's just funny

[SkimpyDoughnut]

reminds me of something from Pixar for some reason...

[PSYCHODORA2]

i wanna do this to someones xbox somehow

[ifyoureallyknewmandy]

..That might get addicting to turn it on every time it turns itself off C:

[MAJIKVEGGIE]

What kind of pixie puts the light switch on the outside of the house?

[bramieb]

this is what the inside of a windows vista looks like

[pintuperupti99]

its good fo finger volley ball

[KOPANTHERS13]

looks like the machine got tired of you trying to turn it on that it started to kick your fingers ass

[ThisIsNarnia1]

Hours of fun just waiting

[HolyEmoCuppyCake]

omg, i want one xD

[MrHaha100]

my brother made one of thoose for a school project :D

[Sashu5453]

That looks like my liitle brother fighting with my mom for the light switch

[buby85016]

omg!!!! I WANT ONE!!!! IT WOULD BE SOOOOO ENTERTAINING!

[31337larry]

I like how your fingers are shredded, look at all those scabs!

[cobiwanskill]

@31337larry That's what happens when you try to stop them.

[bioglitch]

thanks for the play by play, it was riveting

[Egamer1]

i want one ^_^

[TheShubaluba]

i kinda like it, there are less funny more useless things out there. like peters breakfast machine or soap.. who needs that?

[gigijohny]

haha :D i like the machine

[U2fan24]

judging by your finger I'd say it looks violent too!

[thatjgr33n]

its savin energy lol

[ODSTD56]

Try this: take hammer, hit switch hard enough to break it in the direction of the on

[zerohunter64]

its a great machine if u intent to scare the ppl :D

[pakiet96]

this isnt useless i could keep someone busy for at least a week

[kerneykid1]

i have ADD and this would entertain me for hours on end

[ProjectILT]

has a zombie been chewing on ur finger lately?

[eaozed]

it's not useless it's awsome. If someone likes to press buttons all the time in non stop then give him this machine. LOL

[DarkferalCorporatio]

Pretty cool machine, but OMG WHAT HAPPEN TO YOUR FINGERS!?!?!? :O

[CrunchyTofu]

@DarkferalCorporatio i think its just some of the stain that got onto his hands. O__o

[hiiman1234]

@DarkferalCorporatio that machine tried to eat his fingers!

[Guizmo900]

@DarkferalCorporatio He made the machine work so hard she bit him...

[orororo91]

@DarkferalCorporatio he probably tried to teach it to stay on

[saqibd123new]

@DarkferalCorporatio

probably pissed off the machine and payed the price.

[TheSevien]

@DarkferalCorporatio he played with the machine xD

[DeathBlazeProduction]

@DarkferalCorporatio Wood finish most likely

[darthbilly97]

@DarkferalCorporatio obviously he tried to turn it on and it got angry

[maggot6660]

it just dont like u lol

[sk8er4life00001]

lol its pissed at juu

[alwaysfresh18]

hahahahaha

[SkemeKOS]

That machine has a SERIOUS attitude problem.

[jgbf12]

Wake me up in five minutes...

[mrborniak]

this is cool

[DGregster]

whats with the cuts on ur finger?

[BrandonC3]

@DGregster He realized he made the most useless machine and tried to end it all. Curious that he went for the finger though, I would've gone for the wrist.

[RawrItsaRainbow]

i wuld be fighting with this machine all day if i had to xD where you get it?

[Negative132]

@RawrItsaRainbow He built it.

[RawrItsaRainbow]

@Negative132 oh o.o

[trytthisnow]

i would probably get pissed and toss it around for a while screaming "turn on, dam it, turn on"

[dl432112311]

Teach it to turn itself on, pretty challenging

[magsantug]

@dl432112311 no it's not... put double sided tape on the paddle? lol

[ledzeprulz]

@dl432112311 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA

[OregonDARRYL]

Like my ex-wife - a turn-off.... I'd try to turn her on... but no.... click... she wanted to stay off. My new lady lets me get no sleep. Darryl happy now. :-)~

[wildhorseslover1]

this would kinda be fun

[pikachuthesquirtle]

actually a windows pc is the most useless machine.

[aregolas]

@pikachuthesquirtle no it isn't... Mine works fine...

[HITTHEROAD19]

aahahahhah your finger ahahahahahah....I see it wasnt easy making the machine

[goosebumper88]

officialized by whom?

[Gameboy94cool]

reminds me of a woman I once knew...

[builder802]

Crandolp: I'll just flip the switch here. Machine: no Crandolp:can I flip your switch? machine: no crandolp: please? machine: no crandolp: come on do it for the viewer Machine: no cranddolp: yes machine: no crandolp: yes machine: no crandolp: yes Machine: no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no NO! -crandolp pulls out blade- crandolp: If you look inside. -shuts lid and flips switch- machine: no

[bjo6strings]

I was like.. NO DONT OPEN IT YOULL UNLEASH THE BEAST!!! oh thats right its just a machine...

[Idekprouctiions]

i want 1



[sorarock1221]

What happened to your finger? Did you get it cough in the servo motor while testing it?

[pooper2000]

you need to set up the switch to do something else like turn on a light so then u wont be able to keep the light on

[PS3eXiledMW2]

LOL THAT IS THE COOLEST THING IVE EVER SEEN xD ill give you 150$ for it

[gus23a]

it was annoyed, so it bit your fingers, right?

[Benandbjshow]

IT WON'T LET ME TURN IT ON! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!­!!!!11one !!!!1

[MrFosters16]

it hates u have u seen ur finger lol jk

[MrFosters16]

it hates u have u seen ur finger lol

[emac424]

how does it go back down into the box after it has already hit the switch?

[geekometer96]

It is soo useful!!!! Don't lie!!! It turns off a button that's useful!

[ijustwannadance123]

OMFG i want one

[The3picNerd]

If you stroke it first it will turn on.

[DrLazaru]

i wont lie that would probably entertain

I might make one for my kid, i can imagine a baby having a field day with that.

[LiamSalter]

Hey, its still more useful than the iPad

[knoxisis]

No Touch!!! (smacks hand!)

[coltonthekid96]

I want one of those!

[PARSONSjf]

UR FINGER HAS AIDS.

[thomaskaufi]

lol, my table looks exact the same when im done with a project ^^

[AcaAllertor127]

like my ex on the 6th

[WLSTOUT]

lol i have this as an app on my iphone lol

[TheAPTec]

Lol! I want to buy 16 of them!

[AceOfHeart2012]

I knew it. You used a Haynes & Browning #9 cocksprocket with a titanium alloy transfer rigger. No other cocksprocket has that kind of accuracy without sacrificing range. Brilliant!

[CondeJorge]

DAT GORE FINGER

[mweymiller142]

its just in a bad mood

[Cmetify]

Only Ipad Is More Usless

[101survivalist]

it's like, NO ON!

which somehow is kinda cute

[tilulilu90]

@rmcdaniel423 Im not sure how this spessific machine works, but the way I would build one is to make it work on 2 switches: one inside the box, another outside. The one on the inside is in off-position, and when the outside switch is turned on, the move to turn off the outside switch happens, when this "arm" or what ever you want to call it makes this move, it will turn on the inside switch on mechanicly, allowing it to make the move back. But like I said, Im not sure how this one is built.

[moblsche]

i'm tryin' to turn it on, but it turns itself off........sounds interresting

[Toxicdude12]

looks so fun reminds me of the kitty defending its box

[0wnagedotcom]

couldn't you hold down the thing that lifts up?

[HMiPodAccessories]

i think this is awesome!

[pacotacos1234]

dude thats so awesome i want one and no im not high

[thermalf]

From the scabs on your fingers it looks like you may have some trial and error sessions.

[IdiotNoJutsu]

if it's so worthless than why build it?

[rmcdaniel423]

I don't know anything about electronics, motors, etc. One question: How does it have power to retract itself, after it has turned itself off? Like, why doesn't it leave itself stranded in the upright position?

[SergeantLedge]

@rmcdaniel423 gravity

[wiiguyEX]

that scared the crap out of me

[panchodelrancho0331]

It be really funny if the box had a pre-recorded voice when you turn it on. Like leave me alone, stop it, stop that or Ill terminate you when the machines take over. Lulz

[theivingbullet]

@panchodelrancho0331 The easy button from staples >:)

[skeivys]

lol @ your finger :D

[miligraham]

i want one but can i just buy one?