Sadly most Americans only hate us Canadians because our healthcare is better than their tyrannical American government run forced healthcare AKA deathcare.
A lot of us Canadians (myself included) are actually against the seal hunt because it is evil, stupid and morally wrong.
i've got a question: are you george bush's illegitimate son that has down syndrome? man, you make bush look smart. at least i'd be willing to have a beer with him
You will "try" to invade Canada, last time I checked we burnt down the white house and pissed on it. And Don't think for a second motherfuckers that we won't do that shit again. Yeah yeah it's just a joke but so is your economy and the country you live in which almost defaulted twice in less than 2 years. I cannot stress that enough.
oh shut up you dumb fuck. yah were gunna dominate you? sorry but in canada we grow up at age 10 normally. and um yah maybe we should just leaveyou useless fucks to fight alone in afghan and on tours cause im in the military and if it wasnt for our boys helping you fools youde be runnioin around like headless chickens... and our syrup bud? fuck yah if yah dont wanna eat it ? not our problem . and you jack ass greenday is american who made that song yah bunch of fruits. go jump of a cliff eh ?
Loool troll. The countries within the united nations would be at war with the U.S before the U.S invaded. It would literally be WW3 if you attempted to take over. The U.S tried once and failed. History repeats itself :).
I am a Canadian, born and raised. I live in Vancouver and me and every one of my neighbours on my block have a missile silo in our backyard and we're ready to push big white buttons with red maple leaves next to the chesterfields on our verandas that will send nuclear warheads to every city, town and rabbit hole in all 50 states. And we've already built our border wall. It's invisible and doubles as a radiation shield/hockey rink plexiglass barrier.
hahaha, you make me laugh eh, you don't know what you're talking about it, you need facts proves we all Canadians hate americanus; I prove Canadians, also I do know the real problems is how our governments on each side rape person. We never hate americanus. We hate your way to do politics in addition Harper and Obama are full dirt try to take control from the universal Human Rights.
@hellkitteyfier hahahahaha thats hilariouse:p and there really showing maturness using cartoon shows as there "against canadians" pictures cause they cant find real people who hate us
What happened next was that the Mohawk and Huron Indians were brought on as allies to Canada, and the US invasion attempt was thwarted with minimal losses to Canadian forces, while the damage to the US forces was massive. Enraged by this attempt, Brock marched his forces, linking up with other Canadian militia units and marched down the Eastern seaboard reaching Washington, where they torched the White House. BTW, in 1812 British & Canadian forces were the same thing! British Colony and all.
Maybe you should learn actual history instead of the watered down, sanitized version that the US fills your heads with. The US tried numerous attacks all along the St. Lawrence River, tho most notable being that at what is now Brockville, when they tried to attack the garrison commanded by ge, Sir Isaac Brock. This attack was thwarted when Laura Secord ( yes, THAT one) overheard the US general talking in his camp ( she was a spy for the Upper Canada forces, at the time) and reported to Brock.
We could've just as easily kept the land we won...New York State, Connecticut, Maine, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Maryland and Virginia. Now, wasn't that nice of us? Hey, you want to invade? Go ahead. This time we'll keep the real estate!
Hey! ASSHOLE! Your pathetic, egotistical, self-centred country TRIED to invade Canada once before, and guess what happened? WE KICKED YOUR ASS! WE BURNED YOUR WHITE HOUSE! WE SENT YOUR SORRY AMERICAN ASS BACK TO THE USA WHINING LIKE BITCHES BECAUSE YOU GOT BEAT! Oh, by the way, back in 1812 when we did this, we were nice enough to let you have your country back.
I'm kind of embarrased about all the Canadian responses on here where Canadians are pissed off. I thought Canada had a higher literacy rate? :S
Am I the only one that read all the video info including:
"In my spoof here I used Canada to represent all the countries of the world that our right-wing politicians hate - because I figured I could get the most humor out if it."
fool its not the canadian people its the big governments doing the crap you speak of. your a fool! obviously part of the fear mongers who are terrified.
fuck you dumb cunt you dont know the first thing about canada we would never kidnap someone or belive the bull shit you put out there so fuck you fuck your mom and fuck everything about you
You should probably check your facts. Your constitution says that if another country burnt you're White House, the United States would surrender to that country. We did. 1912. The only war we ever had between our two countries, we kicked your butt.
keenanwin this video isn't even the least bit funny. I happen to admire Canada and all they've done for the US. So why don't you do the USA a favor and pull this? You probably won't and I'm sure my comments will be deleted by you because progressive liberals like you only believe in free speech when is something your side believes in!
30 million Canadians, and 7 million of them are mounties. Wow. If 8 million are seniors; 10 million are children; then 5 million teachers,farmers,doctors,lawyers,etc. Then who the hell is left to pick up the garbage? There's something wrong with American math.....
Wow! I like Americans but your fucking pathetic bullshit and facts you got from your hill billy brother are FUCKIN RETARDED!!!! Read a fucking book, go back to school. Fuck!! I would have no problem puttin a fucking gun in your mouth and blowing that fucked up brain right out your stupid fucking head. FUCK YOU AND EVERY OTHER AMERICAN THAT BELIEVES THIS. COME GUYS YOU CANT SERIOUSLY AGREE WITH THIS. IF YOUR NUMBER 1. HOW COULD WE POSSIBLY TAKE OVER. FUCK!!!!!! THINK ABOUT IT. FUCKIN DUMMY
@TheChraxGalore As an American I apologize for this ho bag. This video isn't even funny. And as him using it as satire to attack conservatives just should show how warped and convoluted the progressive Democrats in the USA are. So my fine Canadian neighbors please don't tar all of us with the same brush because this asshole doesn' speak for anyone I know!
ya cool Canada ruling the world asome Fuck the U.S all they think of is there selfs the dont even admit the the French won the American war of independents for them same for the Natives if it wasn't for them the U.S would be gone hahaha i wish
CanaDUH! Land of Cowards who wouldn't even fight for thier freedom from France or Brits! Losers who produce NOTING. All their talent must come to America to succeed. They chose a LEAF as their national symbol. LMAO!
you are a retard, i hope you choke on my maple syrup and die bitch! Dont come knocking for work when your economy collapses next year you stupid fucking yankee
Another thing you should be aware of the strategy to divide and conquer. This is what the NWO wants. They want us at each others throats so it is easier for them to conquer us. Wake up.
So your saying that every Canadian is Evil if a few Canadians do something evil. That makes you a bigot. I love Americans for the record and have many friends in the U.S. so I would like to say you are wrong. Our government is not us and is doing what it wants not unlike yours. Watch this Canadian Message to Americans against NWO on youtube
me is Canadian, I thought it rather funny. It was almost a parity of the Bush Administration to have wars in other places. That said, be careful USA, we have beavers here with big teeth!!!!
For any Canadian who can't laugh at that, go back to school, we learned this humour in second grade. For any American's that believe this, come to Canada, you missed second grade, we promise to educate you. bwahahahahhaaha!
I have secretly just finished the construction of a pipeline that leads down from the Canadian Rockies to the magma chamber beneath Old Faithful in Yellowstone national park. Should any American Military make any attempt of invading Canada. I will open the valve and release millions of gallons of Kokanee Beer into that chamber. The natural carbonation of the brew will expand the chamber and take out half of the opposing nation. The rest of nation that survives this catastrophic event..
I am breaking Canadian secrecy laws; but I have relatives in the USA - heed this warning: all Canadians are educated in the sciences. Each one of us is capable of building WMDs in our garage. We have lots of uranium, biological weapons are easy produced in every kitchen (just ask my wife), we know rocketry and can launch rudimentary anti-satellite rockets (they're available at the corner 7/11), STOP US BEFORE IT's TOO LATE and you end up spelling color as colour or center as centre.
This is a bunch of crap. Canada isn't in posession of ANY mass-destruction weapons. We may have the uranium but we don't use it. We do use it in the nuclear plants but canada has no issue with america. Canada poses no real threat to canada in any way at all, i am not critising the CIA, but they are telling a BIG lie. And theres no way canada would let you derps take any of our land. ;)
hehe, watch out United (Police) States of America; our new(ish) Leader has scrapped the gun registry & all the info it contains. Now we can own more assault weapons.. woo hoo.. were becoming more like you!!! :)
BTW: funny vid, hysterically funny. Cheers with a bottle of Canadien Beer eh! ^^
this post was left to weed the retards from the idiots, so far I see no difference here between the two, as this film is someone's attempt at having fun, beside playing with all the 'kindergarten' minds out there... f-ing retards?
loll this guy is retards anyway haters are gonna hate i don't care we get your oil your electricity also napalm nuclear technology and your corn (cereal) your wood so now they think they have a economic system enough strong to invade Canada if tomorrow the Canada stop every market with Usa your country is in the shit
Oct. 2006: It was as if a virus that had long infected the people south of the border had overnight jumped containment and spread northward establishing itself in a new host population.
But — as I began to study this new phenomenon — it became clear this infection did not just accidentally break quarantine.
I think Americans believe this and we should attack before they do. They have always been petrified of the mounties. We could be left with no choice .I say ATTACK NOW!!
did anybody realize that the u.s. is probably one of the only countrys that hates canada? i dont see anybody else around the word posting a shit load of vids about how much they hate us. Why cant amercia just fucking grow up and leran to like other people?
I don't really like their unrealistic map. We all know we're larger geographically, smaller population-wise, but, you guys better watch!! We heard Sarah Palin likes hockey so much, she's thinking of emigrating here.... But that's okay, we have jails for that.....
If America or Americans ever attack Us CANADIANS ,We will Ally with Russia,China,Cuba,All of South America,European Union and Counter-Attack and Defeat the U.S.A. and American SATAN-FREEMASON-Illuminati in Washington D.C. and Impose a Canadian Puppet Government friendly to CANADA in WasingtonD.C. U.S.A. and Put ALL Christians to take over the SATAN-FREEMASON-Illuminati with CANADIAN CHRISTIANS with Candian Sciences and OHIP Health Care Systems of Socialism N.D.P"(New Democratic Party of CANADA)!
If America or Americans ever attack Us CANADIANS ,We will Ally with Russia,China,Cuba,All of South America,European Union and Counter-Attack and Defeat the U.S.A. and American SATAN-FREEMASON-Illuminati in Washington D.C. and Impose a Canadian Puppet Government friendly to CANADA in Wasinton D.C. U.S.A. and Put ALL Christians to take over the SATAN-FREEMASON-Illuminati with CANADIAN CHRISTIANS with Candian Sciences and OHIP Health Care Systems of Socialism N.D.P"(New Democratic Party of CANADA)!
If America or Americans ever attack US CANADIANS ,We will Ally with Russia,China,Cuba,All of South America,European Union and Counter-Attack and Defeat the U.S.A. and American SATAN-FREEMASON-Illuminati in Washington D.C. and Impose a Canadian Puppet Government friendly to CANADA in Wasinton D.C. U.S.A. and Put ALL Christians to take over the SATAN-FREEMASON-Illuminati with CANADIAN CHRISTIANS with Candian Sciences and OHIP Health Care Systems of Socialism N.D.P"(New Democratic Party of CANADA)!
@Jules7892 if America ever attacks canada, it will be finished in 45 minutes, than we will break you apart into states whether you like it or not. Most Canadians will accept the change. Factually speaking the US already owns Canada through many contractual agreements. Canada is just an American satellite state. Half of canadas population is very pro American, and have moved north from the states anyway. Its a matter of time, the northern US, canada, whatever you wanna call it.
This was a good joke right, because I got friends and family in the U.S and there is noways im going to beinvading and killing them, you crazy clowns.
@Hperman09 give me one good reason why we would even think about invading the states. you buy all of albertas oil! thanks for pitching in for my new silverado ya dummy.
Obama wishes he was Canadian. Before the desperate Hawaii birth certificate conspiracy was revealed, he asked Manitoba's vital statistics office for one that said he was born in Flin Flon but they said, "No sir, now go back to Indonesia where you came from."
Canada is inherently better than the United States. No explanation or evidence is required to make this assertion. We are just better than you. We rule. You suck.
@G1formation The banksters own us both. Pretty soon we'll be borrowing Ameros as proud citizens of the North American Union. Think how awesome it'll be for you to finally be the best at hockey. ;-)
@Blackbirdisms haha, well you took my insult in good humor for that I commend you. Ive travelled to Canada but I live in the US. I like the US much better, better beaches, hotter women, more things to do. I dont really think the US needs to officially merge with Canada, we already own you, its true. Im not trying to be a dick, the US factually owns Canada through big business and through govt consent. As of Feb 2011 its pretty much official but we've been in charge for decades really.
@Blackbirdisms Chinese debt is minimal, its practically nothing to US. Its only around 1.2 trillion, thats a drip in the bucket. China doesnt lend US money directly, they buy US debt from and they buy US treasury notes. 89% of US debt is owed to American citizens through entitlement programs. Debt is a problem but its not catastrophic like many believe. The US just needs to cut spending, and increase rev. we'll be in much stronger financial position in 5 years, no worries. Free world wont lose.
your video ignores the subtle infiltration of canadian values into american culture through the use of iconic americans that are really canadians...michael j fox, neil young, peter jennings (rip!); lorne michaels (snl); mike myers, jim carrey, martin short and perhaps the greatest infiltrator of all - william shatnwer. HAH!
I don't know about you guys but even if Canada was like that I would still rather live there than in the US lol, it's kind of a crap hole right now.... well.... it has been since it started but still lol
@kaneisthebest123 I'm certain it's a total , sick American joke for what reason, I have no idea. America is always a source of great laughter and amusement.
@Elasic Just like my favorite board game Monopoly lol jk I'm just pulling you're leg man I love Canada and all of her coloured legal tender :) you also forgot the 100$ tan/brownish tint and 5$ Blue
This is the one of the dumbest videos ive ever seen hahaha..Its all bullshit of course! We can defend ourselves and uuuh Canadians would never let that happen.. Americans have tried to take us over and failed each and every time :p Oh and by the way the Americans are not the most "powerful" country in the world and definitely far from number 1 hahaha.....so stupid. beyond ridiculous!!
@WarrenandJason Best equipped? Not really... Our equipment is old, especially our navy, we buy old shit from the UK. Other NATO countries criticize Canada, and wanting us to upgrade our equipment so we can better co-operate with other NATO countries in engagements. Most of our stuff is from the 70's and 80's. Most modern stuff is in planning, or borrowed. Like the 20 Leopard 2A6's from Germany. Canada's military capabilities are severely lacking in the tech/equipment department.
@Sinvx lol uhhh.... we've got the best navy bud..... our submarines not so great but our battleships are pretty damn good.... i don't know what you're talking about....
@JoshLeeBrewer Our Navy most certainly isn't the best. We have 3 Destroyers which are close to 40 years old, and 12 Frigates that are 20 years old. The rest of our destroyers will probably get decommissioned soon like the Huron. You can claim we have the best Navy when we get our replacements for the Halifax class frigates, and Iroquois destroyers, in 2016-2017, and the JSS to support them.
@WarrenandJason Go ahead, If you think your military is better, then try and invade us. Canadian military spending is LOW compare to the U.S. military. Also your military is dependent on our military technology.
thts bcuz america is porno
96imajerk 13 hours ago
Sadly most Americans only hate us Canadians because our healthcare is better than their tyrannical American government run forced healthcare AKA deathcare.
A lot of us Canadians (myself included) are actually against the seal hunt because it is evil, stupid and morally wrong.
freedomfighterguy1 2 days ago
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freedomfighterguy1 2 days ago
I'm sorry, but this is just too long.
appa609 4 days ago
What a fucking joke. Canada United States whats the difference.
986tornado 5 days ago
I find this hilarious and I'm from Canada
rihard12345 2 weeks ago
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the americans hate us because we burn down the white house
scage12 2 weeks ago
Damn the guy who make this video is soo stupid and good luck if you try to invade Canada cuz all the other countrys would be on our side...
YezZzirQC 2 weeks ago
i've got a question: are you george bush's illegitimate son that has down syndrome? man, you make bush look smart. at least i'd be willing to have a beer with him
SWEDENinCanada 2 weeks ago
You will "try" to invade Canada, last time I checked we burnt down the white house and pissed on it. And Don't think for a second motherfuckers that we won't do that shit again. Yeah yeah it's just a joke but so is your economy and the country you live in which almost defaulted twice in less than 2 years. I cannot stress that enough.
bruckshot68 2 weeks ago
Canadians quit commenting on this vid as if it is real. This is trolling. It isn't real.
iihippoii 2 weeks ago
You stupid fuck you wish you where Canadian
crusty36912 2 weeks ago
oh shut up you dumb fuck. yah were gunna dominate you? sorry but in canada we grow up at age 10 normally. and um yah maybe we should just leaveyou useless fucks to fight alone in afghan and on tours cause im in the military and if it wasnt for our boys helping you fools youde be runnioin around like headless chickens... and our syrup bud? fuck yah if yah dont wanna eat it ? not our problem . and you jack ass greenday is american who made that song yah bunch of fruits. go jump of a cliff eh ?
briannamacdonald2012 3 weeks ago
Loool troll. The countries within the united nations would be at war with the U.S before the U.S invaded. It would literally be WW3 if you attempted to take over. The U.S tried once and failed. History repeats itself :).
okokwegetit22 3 weeks ago
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okokwegetit22 3 weeks ago
fuck global warming...our PM harper doesn't believe in that bullshit
okokwegetit22 3 weeks ago
Creator of this video, I hope you understand that we Canadians don't give a damn.
zelink43v3r 3 weeks ago
LIES!!!!!!!
Liamisawesome13 3 weeks ago
@Liamisawesome13 your so right! canadians are spreading LIES!!!
Angelstar962 3 weeks ago
Your gunna invade us? Well be waiting on the same fucking hill to shoot your fat asses
lilgiant12345 4 weeks ago
cocaine is a hell of a drug...
himoms1001 4 weeks ago
@himoms1001 yes its just to bad you smoke it
Angelstar962 3 weeks ago
@Angelstar962 oh woow you got me there bro. i smoke that shit! do you even know what im talking about?
himoms1001 3 weeks ago
You are just scared cause we already burnt down your white house, while you couldn`t invade Canada, not just once, but four times.
Kylria1 1 month ago
I am a Canadian, born and raised. I live in Vancouver and me and every one of my neighbours on my block have a missile silo in our backyard and we're ready to push big white buttons with red maple leaves next to the chesterfields on our verandas that will send nuclear warheads to every city, town and rabbit hole in all 50 states. And we've already built our border wall. It's invisible and doubles as a radiation shield/hockey rink plexiglass barrier.
Blackbirdisms 1 month ago
hahaha, you make me laugh eh, you don't know what you're talking about it, you need facts proves we all Canadians hate americanus; I prove Canadians, also I do know the real problems is how our governments on each side rape person. We never hate americanus. We hate your way to do politics in addition Harper and Obama are full dirt try to take control from the universal Human Rights.
3treU 1 month ago
Yes you're on to us. You have discovered our plans to take over your Mc Donalds and make them into maple syrup factories...
hellkitteyfier 1 month ago
@hellkitteyfier hahahahaha thats hilariouse:p and there really showing maturness using cartoon shows as there "against canadians" pictures cause they cant find real people who hate us
briannamacdonald2012 3 weeks ago
lol americans are so funny
harrisonconstantinou 1 month ago
Oh and one more thing, Toronto didn't exist in 1812. It was a town named York! Toronto didn't come into existence until 1834.
tothepointtattoo 1 month ago
What happened next was that the Mohawk and Huron Indians were brought on as allies to Canada, and the US invasion attempt was thwarted with minimal losses to Canadian forces, while the damage to the US forces was massive. Enraged by this attempt, Brock marched his forces, linking up with other Canadian militia units and marched down the Eastern seaboard reaching Washington, where they torched the White House. BTW, in 1812 British & Canadian forces were the same thing! British Colony and all.
tothepointtattoo 1 month ago
Maybe you should learn actual history instead of the watered down, sanitized version that the US fills your heads with. The US tried numerous attacks all along the St. Lawrence River, tho most notable being that at what is now Brockville, when they tried to attack the garrison commanded by ge, Sir Isaac Brock. This attack was thwarted when Laura Secord ( yes, THAT one) overheard the US general talking in his camp ( she was a spy for the Upper Canada forces, at the time) and reported to Brock.
tothepointtattoo 1 month ago
We could've just as easily kept the land we won...New York State, Connecticut, Maine, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Maryland and Virginia. Now, wasn't that nice of us? Hey, you want to invade? Go ahead. This time we'll keep the real estate!
tothepointtattoo 1 month ago
Hey! ASSHOLE! Your pathetic, egotistical, self-centred country TRIED to invade Canada once before, and guess what happened? WE KICKED YOUR ASS! WE BURNED YOUR WHITE HOUSE! WE SENT YOUR SORRY AMERICAN ASS BACK TO THE USA WHINING LIKE BITCHES BECAUSE YOU GOT BEAT! Oh, by the way, back in 1812 when we did this, we were nice enough to let you have your country back.
tothepointtattoo 1 month ago 2
I'm kind of embarrased about all the Canadian responses on here where Canadians are pissed off. I thought Canada had a higher literacy rate? :S
Am I the only one that read all the video info including:
"In my spoof here I used Canada to represent all the countries of the world that our right-wing politicians hate - because I figured I could get the most humor out if it."
samairborneshepherd 1 month ago
People only care about seals because they are cute.
They protest Canadian seal hunts while the eat their big-mac.
ughzean 1 month ago
fool its not the canadian people its the big governments doing the crap you speak of. your a fool! obviously part of the fear mongers who are terrified.
TimbuckCountry 1 month ago
what a joke
BearGunnersTeam 1 month ago
We love maple syrup too much to poison it! If we attacked you guys, we would only have Russia to ply hockey with!
Mitakashiku 1 month ago 2
THEY FOUND US OUT! Tell GLaDOS to hide the neuro toxins!
TarousDT 1 month ago
This is the funniest video I've ever seen!
whitewolfe35 1 month ago
We may promote global warming (Kyoto) but that doesnt mean were the polluters. Fox news looks like NBC compared to this guy.
Ehyohh 1 month ago
fuck you dumb cunt you dont know the first thing about canada we would never kidnap someone or belive the bull shit you put out there so fuck you fuck your mom and fuck everything about you
dylan123466 1 month ago
Good americains is there really such a thing
MrRon2525 1 month ago
quote:"Canadians are plotting against us good Americans" ?? america is a continent that Canada is in, we are plotting against ourselves?
codybrucewilliams 1 month ago
It's a joke.
murphj4 1 month ago
Americans are just jealous because every 5 minutes a passenger jet crashes in to a building
AGH0STBUSTER5 1 month ago
Successful troll is successful
StrikerlandMovies 2 months ago
do you actually believe what you are saying!?!?!?!?
nimoros 2 months ago
You should probably check your facts. Your constitution says that if another country burnt you're White House, the United States would surrender to that country. We did. 1912. The only war we ever had between our two countries, we kicked your butt.
myreiltherrien 2 months ago
@myreiltherrien Yeah, only people like you would believe this garbage. Keep passing around the stupidity.
animator297 1 month ago
Seal meat is more healthy than McDonalds....good with potatos and gravy.
LongDrivesAtNight 2 months ago
keenanwin this video isn't even the least bit funny. I happen to admire Canada and all they've done for the US. So why don't you do the USA a favor and pull this? You probably won't and I'm sure my comments will be deleted by you because progressive liberals like you only believe in free speech when is something your side believes in!
CheckM8King2 2 months ago
30 million Canadians, and 7 million of them are mounties. Wow. If 8 million are seniors; 10 million are children; then 5 million teachers,farmers,doctors,lawyers,etc. Then who the hell is left to pick up the garbage? There's something wrong with American math.....
55otter 2 months ago
Wow! I like Americans but your fucking pathetic bullshit and facts you got from your hill billy brother are FUCKIN RETARDED!!!! Read a fucking book, go back to school. Fuck!! I would have no problem puttin a fucking gun in your mouth and blowing that fucked up brain right out your stupid fucking head. FUCK YOU AND EVERY OTHER AMERICAN THAT BELIEVES THIS. COME GUYS YOU CANT SERIOUSLY AGREE WITH THIS. IF YOUR NUMBER 1. HOW COULD WE POSSIBLY TAKE OVER. FUCK!!!!!! THINK ABOUT IT. FUCKIN DUMMY
TheChraxGalore 2 months ago in playlist WTF!?!?!
@TheChraxGalore As an American I apologize for this ho bag. This video isn't even funny. And as him using it as satire to attack conservatives just should show how warped and convoluted the progressive Democrats in the USA are. So my fine Canadian neighbors please don't tar all of us with the same brush because this asshole doesn' speak for anyone I know!
CheckM8King2 2 months ago
ya cool Canada ruling the world asome Fuck the U.S all they think of is there selfs the dont even admit the the French won the American war of independents for them same for the Natives if it wasn't for them the U.S would be gone hahaha i wish
TheSpiderpig950 2 months ago
why don't you suck my dick you fucking yankee
TrueBlueCanuck 2 months ago
Good one! who says Americans don't have a sense of humor.
I hope no one really take this video seriously.
MrRickaroonie 2 months ago
Ok so Canada has 1 froze A-bomb and you cunts have how many nukes? Quit bitchin. Fearing us makes you guy look like pussies to everyone else :)
Tonyshawnw 2 months ago
CanaDUH! Land of Cowards who wouldn't even fight for thier freedom from France or Brits! Losers who produce NOTING. All their talent must come to America to succeed. They chose a LEAF as their national symbol. LMAO!
falcondriver100 2 months ago
you are a retard, i hope you choke on my maple syrup and die bitch! Dont come knocking for work when your economy collapses next year you stupid fucking yankee
FlamesLickBalls 2 months ago
Fuck global warming, its cold up here
mchri22 2 months ago
@mchri22 I was just going to say that :)
Tonyshawnw 2 months ago
Yes. Obama was canadian. We kicked his sorry ass outa here !!! Have fun america
Dionisis1313 2 months ago
@maniac79410 agreed
1fosteraus 2 months ago
Silly Americans
folsom90 2 months ago
Another thing you should be aware of the strategy to divide and conquer. This is what the NWO wants. They want us at each others throats so it is easier for them to conquer us. Wake up.
abra7777 2 months ago
So your saying that every Canadian is Evil if a few Canadians do something evil. That makes you a bigot. I love Americans for the record and have many friends in the U.S. so I would like to say you are wrong. Our government is not us and is doing what it wants not unlike yours. Watch this Canadian Message to Americans against NWO on youtube
abra7777 2 months ago
see yanks do sniff gas lol
salty4d 2 months ago
me is Canadian, I thought it rather funny. It was almost a parity of the Bush Administration to have wars in other places. That said, be careful USA, we have beavers here with big teeth!!!!
reszikora 2 months ago
For any Canadian who can't laugh at that, go back to school, we learned this humour in second grade. For any American's that believe this, come to Canada, you missed second grade, we promise to educate you. bwahahahahhaaha!
SoulFire289 2 months ago
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we burned the white house in the 1800's and we'll do it again if you try to invade canada :O
maniac79410 2 months ago
Lets switch that map around, thatd how the rest of the world sees America.
gybnxi 2 months ago
i just lost all my IQ after watching this video. need to watch some non-typical american videos.
slaidification 2 months ago
wtf is this shit??? who ever made the vid can go to hell cause 95% of this isint true...suck my dick...thankyou for playing...
Xxstewie177xX 3 months ago
people in us are fucking idiots
jere1399 3 months ago
Will falling down drunk and killing themselves laughing!
FVAS2007 3 months ago
I have secretly just finished the construction of a pipeline that leads down from the Canadian Rockies to the magma chamber beneath Old Faithful in Yellowstone national park. Should any American Military make any attempt of invading Canada. I will open the valve and release millions of gallons of Kokanee Beer into that chamber. The natural carbonation of the brew will expand the chamber and take out half of the opposing nation. The rest of nation that survives this catastrophic event..
FVAS2007 3 months ago
@FVAS2007 your a fucking pussy
nstx27 3 months ago
I am breaking Canadian secrecy laws; but I have relatives in the USA - heed this warning: all Canadians are educated in the sciences. Each one of us is capable of building WMDs in our garage. We have lots of uranium, biological weapons are easy produced in every kitchen (just ask my wife), we know rocketry and can launch rudimentary anti-satellite rockets (they're available at the corner 7/11), STOP US BEFORE IT's TOO LATE and you end up spelling color as colour or center as centre.
GeneralGrove 3 months ago
@GeneralGrove LOL
Jaws10214 3 months ago
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GeneralGrove 3 months ago
This is more gay than Americas Gay parades
RelapseTech 3 months ago
@RelapseTech
...Isn't gay marriage legal in Canada? I thought you country was all acceptance.
DanSaw120285 3 months ago
@DanSaw120285 Yea, its but its frowned upon, If you get married in Canada under Gay sex marriage you need to fill shit out :/
RelapseTech 3 months ago
LOL "canuck obama" at 2:28 XD .
buzzy0016 3 months ago
The thing is some Americans may actually take this shit as fact lol
abeedakbar 3 months ago
You idiot CAAC means Canadian Association of Aviation Colleges. -.-
Majoraspirit 3 months ago
American are drunk with greed and the stench of Obama's black cock sliding down their Satan worshiping mouths !
habman2009 3 months ago
I concur Ha hah ha ha ha
termmert 3 months ago
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha american so pathetic!!!!!!
Reido2828 3 months ago
So umm, if were so bad, how come we have any terrorist attacks?
EternitaLove 3 months ago
Aren't kidneys removed from the back?
pnyc1969 3 months ago
made my day
tootallification 3 months ago
hell yeah we will destroy america with our kindness
TheMrbobbby 3 months ago
@TheMrbobbby hahahahaha!
buzzy0016 3 months ago
This is a bunch of crap. Canada isn't in posession of ANY mass-destruction weapons. We may have the uranium but we don't use it. We do use it in the nuclear plants but canada has no issue with america. Canada poses no real threat to canada in any way at all, i am not critising the CIA, but they are telling a BIG lie. And theres no way canada would let you derps take any of our land. ;)
QWminecraft 3 months ago
Ha! This made me laugh very very hard! And this is coming from a Canadian! It's just so much bullshit!
Mytailzonfire 3 months ago
your stupid ...
sebastienlortie10 3 months ago
Canada a superpower about damn time
goku123super 3 months ago
3:55 Win..
snowboarder1019 3 months ago
even though its a joke i wouldnt be suprised a daft american would think something like this
R0RDOG 3 months ago
its ok fellow canadians it dosent matter how much they know! are mountie army is unstoppable!
jojomuffin 4 months ago
Very funny!
I love the maps
GunnerWhelbourn 4 months ago
lol He's just joking you idiots.
OhmgrownCron 4 months ago
Oh no, our plots been foiled
TheABlockAntics 4 months ago
hehe, watch out United (Police) States of America; our new(ish) Leader has scrapped the gun registry & all the info it contains. Now we can own more assault weapons.. woo hoo.. were becoming more like you!!! :)
BTW: funny vid, hysterically funny. Cheers with a bottle of Canadien Beer eh! ^^
Diarmuhnd 4 months ago
this post was left to weed the retards from the idiots, so far I see no difference here between the two, as this film is someone's attempt at having fun, beside playing with all the 'kindergarten' minds out there... f-ing retards?
1salmonala 4 months ago
This video a really long joke with a shitty punchline. Don't waste your time.
TheSarcasticShow 4 months ago
This is sounding like a direct rip-off from "Canadian Bacon."
DarthBismarck 4 months ago
loll this guy is retards anyway haters are gonna hate i don't care we get your oil your electricity also napalm nuclear technology and your corn (cereal) your wood so now they think they have a economic system enough strong to invade Canada if tomorrow the Canada stop every market with Usa your country is in the shit
jejeroy 4 months ago
It's all true mwahahahaha.... AND WE WILL BURN THE WHITEHOUSE DOWN AGAIN >D lol jk
tyroneemail 4 months ago
enyone that belives this is an American Idiot
pb1813 4 months ago
and I am outraged
pb1813 4 months ago
Atless we have free helth care and not true
pb1813 4 months ago
Oct. 2006: It was as if a virus that had long infected the people south of the border had overnight jumped containment and spread northward establishing itself in a new host population.
But — as I began to study this new phenomenon — it became clear this infection did not just accidentally break quarantine.
TallTorBlond 4 months ago
I think Americans believe this and we should attack before they do. They have always been petrified of the mounties. We could be left with no choice .I say ATTACK NOW!!
tindallpe 4 months ago
i know this is sarcasm, but some people just arent funny...and should quit while their ahead.
cyreakarobbjewelz 4 months ago
did anybody realize that the u.s. is probably one of the only countrys that hates canada? i dont see anybody else around the word posting a shit load of vids about how much they hate us. Why cant amercia just fucking grow up and leran to like other people?
paintballlwars28 4 months ago
lol
Benyboy2 4 months ago
This is a JOKE. Goddamn.
roodawgy1 4 months ago
Typical dumb american.
kevstoolshed 4 months ago
We are? i had no idea, im scared of us lol
nikita9310 4 months ago
LMFAO!!!
What a load a shit. I think a Canadian made this.
wackinstack 4 months ago
I don't really like their unrealistic map. We all know we're larger geographically, smaller population-wise, but, you guys better watch!! We heard Sarah Palin likes hockey so much, she's thinking of emigrating here.... But that's okay, we have jails for that.....
ralphyization 4 months ago
*insert epic eye-roll here and wave hand passively* Yeah, yeah, whatever. We love you, too, America.
xTsukiTsuki 4 months ago
Obama is Kenyan Bush was Canadian
oh no not another attack on Canada have you not learned your lesson the last time
the bones of Americans still liter the border
your Presidents are all British operatives
CearaQC 4 months ago
If America or Americans ever attack Us CANADIANS ,We will Ally with Russia,China,Cuba,All of South America,European Union and Counter-Attack and Defeat the U.S.A. and American SATAN-FREEMASON-Illuminati in Washington D.C. and Impose a Canadian Puppet Government friendly to CANADA in WasingtonD.C. U.S.A. and Put ALL Christians to take over the SATAN-FREEMASON-Illuminati with CANADIAN CHRISTIANS with Candian Sciences and OHIP Health Care Systems of Socialism N.D.P"(New Democratic Party of CANADA)!
Jules7892 4 months ago
If America or Americans ever attack Us CANADIANS ,We will Ally with Russia,China,Cuba,All of South America,European Union and Counter-Attack and Defeat the U.S.A. and American SATAN-FREEMASON-Illuminati in Washington D.C. and Impose a Canadian Puppet Government friendly to CANADA in Wasinton D.C. U.S.A. and Put ALL Christians to take over the SATAN-FREEMASON-Illuminati with CANADIAN CHRISTIANS with Candian Sciences and OHIP Health Care Systems of Socialism N.D.P"(New Democratic Party of CANADA)!
Jules7892 4 months ago
If America or Americans ever attack US CANADIANS ,We will Ally with Russia,China,Cuba,All of South America,European Union and Counter-Attack and Defeat the U.S.A. and American SATAN-FREEMASON-Illuminati in Washington D.C. and Impose a Canadian Puppet Government friendly to CANADA in Wasinton D.C. U.S.A. and Put ALL Christians to take over the SATAN-FREEMASON-Illuminati with CANADIAN CHRISTIANS with Candian Sciences and OHIP Health Care Systems of Socialism N.D.P"(New Democratic Party of CANADA)!
Jules7892 4 months ago
@Jules7892 if America ever attacks canada, it will be finished in 45 minutes, than we will break you apart into states whether you like it or not. Most Canadians will accept the change. Factually speaking the US already owns Canada through many contractual agreements. Canada is just an American satellite state. Half of canadas population is very pro American, and have moved north from the states anyway. Its a matter of time, the northern US, canada, whatever you wanna call it.
G1formation 4 months ago
This was a good joke right, because I got friends and family in the U.S and there is noways im going to beinvading and killing them, you crazy clowns.
IIzZigZagZzII 4 months ago
Oh yeah, and you LIED about beating the British which was Canadian at the time.
Tysonerry 5 months ago
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accd1d 5 months ago
Why didnt you just use the other countries that are achcaly bad
ThePimpycat 5 months ago
@Stefandurrr yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah buuuuuddddyyy.
@Hperman09 give me one good reason why we would even think about invading the states. you buy all of albertas oil! thanks for pitching in for my new silverado ya dummy.
WarrenandJason 5 months ago
lmfaooo . tbh , this video is one of the most retarded things i've ever seen on youtube, and thats baaaad XD
leafterritory 5 months ago
Obama wishes he was Canadian. Before the desperate Hawaii birth certificate conspiracy was revealed, he asked Manitoba's vital statistics office for one that said he was born in Flin Flon but they said, "No sir, now go back to Indonesia where you came from."
Blackbirdisms 5 months ago
Canada is inherently better than the United States. No explanation or evidence is required to make this assertion. We are just better than you. We rule. You suck.
Blackbirdisms 5 months ago
@Blackbirdisms canada is a joke, youre just America's little bitch, We own you.
G1formation 5 months ago
@G1formation The banksters own us both. Pretty soon we'll be borrowing Ameros as proud citizens of the North American Union. Think how awesome it'll be for you to finally be the best at hockey. ;-)
Blackbirdisms 5 months ago
@Blackbirdisms haha, well you took my insult in good humor for that I commend you. Ive travelled to Canada but I live in the US. I like the US much better, better beaches, hotter women, more things to do. I dont really think the US needs to officially merge with Canada, we already own you, its true. Im not trying to be a dick, the US factually owns Canada through big business and through govt consent. As of Feb 2011 its pretty much official but we've been in charge for decades really.
G1formation 5 months ago
@G1formation Well, to be factual, China owns us both. Creditor China owns your debt, therefore China owns you.
Blackbirdisms 5 months ago
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@Blackbirdisms Chinese debt is minimal, its practically nothing to US. Its only around 1.2 trillion, thats a drip in the bucket. China doesnt lend US money directly, they buy US debt from and they buy US treasury notes. 89% of US debt is owed to American citizens through entitlement programs. Debt is a problem but its not catastrophic like many believe. The US just needs to cut spending, and increase rev. we'll be in much stronger financial position in 5 years, no worries. Free world wont lose.
G1formation 5 months ago
your video ignores the subtle infiltration of canadian values into american culture through the use of iconic americans that are really canadians...michael j fox, neil young, peter jennings (rip!); lorne michaels (snl); mike myers, jim carrey, martin short and perhaps the greatest infiltrator of all - william shatnwer. HAH!
UpstairsMaid 5 months ago
100% of american children are obviously retarded. Not jokingly, like full blown retarded.
matchbox2022 5 months ago
Ofcourse Canada trades with US's enemies! You backward war-loving rednecks are enemies with every other nation in the world!
itachi155 5 months ago
CANADA will always ROCK, the USA, please...
MrArmoiries 5 months ago
Weed is legal in Canada and we have better healthcare :)
and we have a Crown! :D
JPRizal2000 5 months ago
You sir, are a fucking retard.
ChadR124 5 months ago
@Sinvx ohhhhhhhhhh wow. just couldnt let me have that one eh? you in the army or what?
WarrenandJason 5 months ago
I don't know about you guys but even if Canada was like that I would still rather live there than in the US lol, it's kind of a crap hole right now.... well.... it has been since it started but still lol
JoshLeeBrewer 5 months ago
blame canada
blame canada
your not even a real country any way!!!
MIDGETSLAYER4 5 months ago
this is a joke vid right???
kaneisthebest123 5 months ago
@kaneisthebest123 I'm certain it's a total , sick American joke for what reason, I have no idea. America is always a source of great laughter and amusement.
MrArmoiries 5 months ago
dumb as a bag of dog crap
wingacrazy19 5 months ago
At least in Canada we have COLORED MONEY.
Yeah, thats right.
10$? PURPLE!!!
20$? GREEENN!!
50$? RED!!!!
Elasic 5 months ago 29
@Elasic Just like my favorite board game Monopoly lol jk I'm just pulling you're leg man I love Canada and all of her coloured legal tender :) you also forgot the 100$ tan/brownish tint and 5$ Blue
DLeo1000 4 months ago
@Elasic $100 BROOOOOOWN!!!!!!!
shadowmare97 4 months ago 2
@Elasic Oh yeah? OURS HAS FREE COCAINE! Beat that shit.
hoyaboy32 4 months ago
@Elasic 5$ BLUE!!!
littleesecretss 4 months ago
@Elasic I always said 50's were pink more than red, but y'know, whatever.
marioluigi344 3 months ago
@Elasic 100$? Brown!!!
gabdarkrai 3 months ago
This is the one of the dumbest videos ive ever seen hahaha..Its all bullshit of course! We can defend ourselves and uuuh Canadians would never let that happen.. Americans have tried to take us over and failed each and every time :p Oh and by the way the Americans are not the most "powerful" country in the world and definitely far from number 1 hahaha.....so stupid. beyond ridiculous!!
eminem25ish 5 months ago
you do know that Canada has the best equipped and trained armed forces in the world right? try us.....
WarrenandJason 5 months ago 35
@WarrenandJason Best equipped? Not really... Our equipment is old, especially our navy, we buy old shit from the UK. Other NATO countries criticize Canada, and wanting us to upgrade our equipment so we can better co-operate with other NATO countries in engagements. Most of our stuff is from the 70's and 80's. Most modern stuff is in planning, or borrowed. Like the 20 Leopard 2A6's from Germany. Canada's military capabilities are severely lacking in the tech/equipment department.
Sinvx 5 months ago
@Sinvx lol uhhh.... we've got the best navy bud..... our submarines not so great but our battleships are pretty damn good.... i don't know what you're talking about....
JoshLeeBrewer 5 months ago
@JoshLeeBrewer Our Navy most certainly isn't the best. We have 3 Destroyers which are close to 40 years old, and 12 Frigates that are 20 years old. The rest of our destroyers will probably get decommissioned soon like the Huron. You can claim we have the best Navy when we get our replacements for the Halifax class frigates, and Iroquois destroyers, in 2016-2017, and the JSS to support them.
Sinvx 5 months ago
@WarrenandJason Go ahead, If you think your military is better, then try and invade us. Canadian military spending is LOW compare to the U.S. military. Also your military is dependent on our military technology.
Hperman09 5 months ago
@Hperman09 Everybody's military spending is LOW compared to the US military.
Blackbirdisms 5 months ago
@Hperman09 You're right. Your country is the king of writing blank cheques.
Stefandurrr 5 months ago