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  • thts bcuz america is porno

  • Sadly most Americans only hate us Canadians because our healthcare is better than their tyrannical American government run forced healthcare AKA deathcare.

    A lot of us Canadians (myself included) are actually against the seal hunt because it is evil, stupid and morally wrong.

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  • I'm sorry, but this is just too long.

  • What a fucking joke. Canada United States whats the difference.

  • I find this hilarious and I'm from Canada

  • Damn the guy who make this video is soo stupid and good luck if you try to invade Canada cuz all the other countrys would be on our side...

  • i've got a question: are you george bush's illegitimate son that has down syndrome? man, you make bush look smart. at least i'd be willing to have a beer with him

  • You will "try" to invade Canada, last time I checked we burnt down the white house and pissed on it. And Don't think for a second motherfuckers that we won't do that shit again. Yeah yeah it's just a joke but so is your economy and the country you live in which almost defaulted twice in less than 2 years. I cannot stress that enough.

  • Canadians quit commenting on this vid as if it is real. This is trolling. It isn't real.

  • You stupid fuck you wish you where Canadian

  • oh shut up you dumb fuck. yah were gunna dominate you? sorry but in canada we grow up at age 10 normally. and um yah maybe we should just leaveyou useless fucks to fight alone in afghan and on tours cause im in the military and if it wasnt for our boys helping you fools youde be runnioin around like headless chickens... and our syrup bud? fuck yah if yah dont wanna eat it ? not our problem . and you jack ass greenday is american who made that song yah bunch of fruits. go jump of a cliff eh ?

  • Loool troll. The countries within the united nations would be at war with the U.S before the U.S invaded. It would literally be WW3 if you attempted to take over. The U.S tried once and failed. History repeats itself :).

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  • fuck global warming...our PM harper doesn't believe in that bullshit

  • Creator of this video, I hope you understand that we Canadians don't give a damn.

  • LIES!!!!!!!

  • @Liamisawesome13 your so right! canadians are spreading LIES!!!

  • Your gunna invade us? Well be waiting on the same fucking hill to shoot your fat asses

  • cocaine is a hell of a drug...

  • @himoms1001 yes its just to bad you smoke it

  • @Angelstar962 oh woow you got me there bro. i smoke that shit! do you even know what im talking about?

  • You are just scared cause we already burnt down your white house, while you couldn`t invade Canada, not just once, but four times.

  • I am a Canadian, born and raised. I live in Vancouver and me and every one of my neighbours on my block have a missile silo in our backyard and we're ready to push big white buttons with red maple leaves next to the chesterfields on our verandas that will send nuclear warheads to every city, town and rabbit hole in all 50 states. And we've already built our border wall. It's invisible and doubles as a radiation shield/hockey rink plexiglass barrier.

  • hahaha, you make me laugh eh, you don't know what you're talking about it, you need facts proves we all Canadians hate americanus; I prove Canadians, also I do know the real problems is how our governments on each side rape person. We never hate americanus. We hate your way to do politics in addition Harper and Obama are full dirt try to take control from the universal Human Rights.

  • Yes you're on to us. You have discovered our plans to take over your Mc Donalds and make them into maple syrup factories...

  • @hellkitteyfier hahahahaha thats hilariouse:p and there really showing maturness using cartoon shows as there "against canadians" pictures cause they cant find real people who hate us

  • lol americans are so funny

    

  • Oh and one more thing, Toronto didn't exist in 1812. It was a town named York! Toronto didn't come into existence until 1834.

  • What happened next was that the Mohawk and Huron Indians were brought on as allies to Canada, and the US invasion attempt was thwarted with minimal losses to Canadian forces, while the damage to the US forces was massive. Enraged by this attempt, Brock marched his forces, linking up with other Canadian militia units and marched down the Eastern seaboard reaching Washington, where they torched the White House. BTW, in 1812 British & Canadian forces were the same thing! British Colony and all.

  • Maybe you should learn actual history instead of the watered down, sanitized version that the US fills your heads with. The US tried numerous attacks all along the St. Lawrence River, tho most notable being that at what is now Brockville, when they tried to attack the garrison commanded by ge, Sir Isaac Brock. This attack was thwarted when Laura Secord ( yes, THAT one) overheard the US general talking in his camp ( she was a spy for the Upper Canada forces, at the time) and reported to Brock.

  • We could've just as easily kept the land we won...New York State, Connecticut, Maine, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Maryland and Virginia. Now, wasn't that nice of us? Hey, you want to invade? Go ahead. This time we'll keep the real estate!

  • Hey! ASSHOLE! Your pathetic, egotistical, self-centred country TRIED to invade Canada once before, and guess what happened? WE KICKED YOUR ASS! WE BURNED YOUR WHITE HOUSE! WE SENT YOUR SORRY AMERICAN ASS BACK TO THE USA WHINING LIKE BITCHES BECAUSE YOU GOT BEAT! Oh, by the way, back in 1812 when we did this, we were nice enough to let you have your country back.

  • I'm kind of embarrased about all the Canadian responses on here where Canadians are pissed off. I thought Canada had a higher literacy rate? :S

    Am I the only one that read all the video info including:

    "In my spoof here I used Canada to represent all the countries of the world that our right-wing politicians hate - because I figured I could get the most humor out if it."

  • People only care about seals because they are cute.

    They protest Canadian seal hunts while the eat their big-mac.

  • fool its not the canadian people its the big governments doing the crap you speak of. your a fool! obviously part of the fear mongers who are terrified.

  • what a joke

  • We love maple syrup too much to poison it! If we attacked you guys, we would only have Russia to ply hockey with!

  • THEY FOUND US OUT! Tell GLaDOS to hide the neuro toxins!

  • This is the funniest video I've ever seen!

  • We may promote global warming (Kyoto) but that doesnt mean were the polluters. Fox news looks like NBC compared to this guy.

  • fuck you dumb cunt you dont know the first thing about canada we would never kidnap someone or belive the bull shit you put out there so fuck you fuck your mom and fuck everything about you

  • Good americains is there really such a thing

  • quote:"Canadians are plotting against us good Americans" ?? america is a continent that Canada is in, we are plotting against ourselves?

  • It's a joke.

  • Americans are just jealous because every 5 minutes a passenger jet crashes in to a building

  • Successful troll is successful 

  • do you actually believe what you are saying!?!?!?!?

  • You should probably check your facts. Your constitution says that if another country burnt you're White House, the United States would surrender to that country. We did. 1912. The only war we ever had between our two countries, we kicked your butt.

  • @myreiltherrien Yeah, only people like you would believe this garbage. Keep passing around the stupidity.

  • Seal meat is more healthy than McDonalds....good with potatos and gravy.

  • keenanwin this video isn't even the least bit funny. I happen to admire Canada and all they've done for the US. So why don't you do the USA a favor and pull this? You probably won't and I'm sure my comments will be deleted by you because progressive liberals like you only believe in free speech when is something your side believes in!

  • 30 million Canadians, and 7 million of them are mounties. Wow. If 8 million are seniors; 10 million are children; then 5 million teachers,farmers,doctors,lawye­rs,etc. Then who the hell is left to pick up the garbage? There's something wrong with American math.....

  • Wow! I like Americans but your fucking pathetic bullshit and facts you got from your hill billy brother are FUCKIN RETARDED!!!! Read a fucking book, go back to school. Fuck!! I would have no problem puttin a fucking gun in your mouth and blowing that fucked up brain right out your stupid fucking head. FUCK YOU AND EVERY OTHER AMERICAN THAT BELIEVES THIS. COME GUYS YOU CANT SERIOUSLY AGREE WITH THIS. IF YOUR NUMBER 1. HOW COULD WE POSSIBLY TAKE OVER. FUCK!!!!!! THINK ABOUT IT. FUCKIN DUMMY

  • @TheChraxGalore As an American I apologize for this ho bag. This video isn't even funny. And as him using it as satire to attack conservatives just should show how warped and convoluted the progressive Democrats in the USA are. So my fine Canadian neighbors please don't tar all of us with the same brush because this asshole doesn' speak for anyone I know!

  • ya cool Canada ruling the world asome Fuck the U.S all they think of is there selfs the dont even admit the the French won the American war of independents for them same for the Natives if it wasn't for them the U.S would be gone hahaha i wish

  • why don't you suck my dick you fucking yankee

  • Good one! who says Americans don't have a sense of humor.

    I hope no one really take this video seriously.

  • Ok so Canada has 1 froze A-bomb and you cunts have how many nukes? Quit bitchin. Fearing us makes you guy look like pussies to everyone else :)

  • CanaDUH! Land of Cowards who wouldn't even fight for thier freedom from France or Brits! Losers who produce NOTING. All their talent must come to America to succeed. They chose a LEAF as their national symbol. LMAO!

  • you are a retard, i hope you choke on my maple syrup and die bitch! Dont come knocking for work when your economy collapses next year you stupid fucking yankee

  • Fuck global warming, its cold up here

  • @mchri22 I was just going to say that :)

  • Yes. Obama was canadian. We kicked his sorry ass outa here !!! Have fun america

  • @maniac79410 agreed

  • Silly Americans

  • Another thing you should be aware of the strategy to divide and conquer. This is what the NWO wants. They want us at each others throats so it is easier for them to conquer us. Wake up.

  • So your saying that every Canadian is Evil if a few Canadians do something evil. That makes you a bigot. I love Americans for the record and have many friends in the U.S. so I would like to say you are wrong. Our government is not us and is doing what it wants not unlike yours. Watch this Canadian Message to Americans against NWO on youtube

  • see yanks do sniff gas  lol

  • me is Canadian, I thought it rather funny. It was almost a parity of the Bush Administration to have wars in other places. That said, be careful USA, we have beavers here with big teeth!!!!

  • For any Canadian who can't laugh at that, go back to school, we learned this humour in second grade. For any American's that believe this, come to Canada, you missed second grade, we promise to educate you. bwahahahahhaaha!

  • Lets switch that map around, thatd how the rest of the world sees America.

  • i just lost all my IQ after watching this video. need to watch some non-typical american videos.

  • wtf is this shit??? who ever made the vid can go to hell cause 95% of this isint true...suck my dick...thankyou for playing...

  • people in us are fucking idiots

  • Will falling down drunk and killing themselves laughing!

  • I have secretly just finished the construction of a pipeline that leads down from the Canadian Rockies to the magma chamber beneath Old Faithful in Yellowstone national park. Should any American Military make any attempt of invading Canada. I will open the valve and release millions of gallons of Kokanee Beer into that chamber. The natural carbonation of the brew will expand the chamber and take out half of the opposing nation. The rest of nation that survives this catastrophic event..

  • @FVAS2007 your a fucking pussy

  • I am breaking Canadian secrecy laws; but I have relatives in the USA - heed this warning: all Canadians are educated in the sciences. Each one of us is capable of building WMDs in our garage. We have lots of uranium, biological weapons are easy produced in every kitchen (just ask my wife), we know rocketry and can launch rudimentary anti-satellite rockets (they're available at the corner 7/11), STOP US BEFORE IT's TOO LATE and you end up spelling color as colour or center as centre.

  • @GeneralGrove LOL

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  • This is more gay than Americas Gay parades

  • @RelapseTech

    ...Isn't gay marriage legal in Canada? I thought you country was all acceptance.

  • @DanSaw120285 Yea, its but its frowned upon, If you get married in Canada under Gay sex marriage you need to fill shit out :/

  • LOL "canuck obama" at 2:28 XD .

  • The thing is some Americans may actually take this shit as fact lol

  • You idiot CAAC means Canadian Association of Aviation Colleges. -.-

  • American are drunk with greed and the stench of Obama's black cock sliding down their Satan worshiping mouths !

  • I concur Ha hah ha ha ha

  • Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha american so pathetic!!!!!!

  • So umm, if were so bad, how come we have any terrorist attacks?

  • Aren't kidneys removed from the back?

  • made my day

  • hell yeah we will destroy america with our kindness

  • @TheMrbobbby hahahahaha!

  • This is a bunch of crap. Canada isn't in posession of ANY mass-destruction weapons. We may have the uranium but we don't use it. We do use it in the nuclear plants but canada has no issue with america. Canada poses no real threat to canada in any way at all, i am not critising the CIA, but they are telling a BIG lie. And theres no way canada would let you derps take any of our land. ;)

  • Ha! This made me laugh very very hard! And this is coming from a Canadian! It's just so much bullshit!

  • your stupid ...

  • Canada a superpower about damn time

  • 3:55 Win..

  • even though its a joke i wouldnt be suprised a daft american would think something like this

  • its ok fellow canadians it dosent matter how much they know! are mountie army is unstoppable!

  • Very funny!

    I love the maps

  • lol He's just joking you idiots.

  • Oh no, our plots been foiled

  • hehe, watch out United (Police) States of America; our new(ish) Leader has scrapped the gun registry & all the info it contains. Now we can own more assault weapons.. woo hoo.. were becoming more like you!!! :)

    BTW: funny vid, hysterically funny. Cheers with a bottle of Canadien Beer eh! ^^

  • this post was left to weed the retards from the idiots, so far I see no difference here between the two, as this film is someone's attempt at having fun, beside playing with all the 'kindergarten' minds out there... f-ing retards?

  • This video a really long joke with a shitty punchline. Don't waste your time.

  • This is sounding like a direct rip-off from "Canadian Bacon."

  • loll this guy is retards anyway haters are gonna hate i don't care we get your oil your electricity also napalm nuclear technology and your corn (cereal) your wood so now they think they have a economic system enough strong to invade Canada if tomorrow the Canada stop every market with Usa your country is in the shit

  • It's all true mwahahahaha.... AND WE WILL BURN THE WHITEHOUSE DOWN AGAIN >D lol jk

  • enyone that belives this is an American Idiot

  • and I am outraged

  • Atless we have free helth care and not true

  • Oct. 2006: It was as if a virus that had long infected the people south of the border had overnight jumped containment and spread northward establishing itself in a new host population.

    But — as I began to study this new phenomenon — it became clear this infection did not just accidentally break quarantine.

  • I think Americans believe this and we should attack before they do. They have always been petrified of the mounties. We could be left with no choice .I say ATTACK NOW!!

  • i know this is sarcasm, but some people just arent funny...and should quit while their ahead.

  • did anybody realize that the u.s. is probably one of the only countrys that hates canada? i dont see anybody else around the word posting a shit load of vids about how much they hate us. Why cant amercia just fucking grow up and leran to like other people?

  • lol

  • This is a JOKE. Goddamn.

  • Typical dumb american.

  • We are? i had no idea, im scared of us lol

  • LMFAO!!!

    What a load a shit.  I think a Canadian made this.

  • I don't really like their unrealistic map. We all know we're larger geographically, smaller population-wise, but, you guys better watch!! We heard Sarah Palin likes hockey so much, she's thinking of emigrating here.... But that's okay, we have jails for that.....

  • *insert epic eye-roll here and wave hand passively* Yeah, yeah, whatever. We love you, too, America.

  • Obama is Kenyan Bush was Canadian

    oh no not another attack on Canada have you not learned your lesson the last time

    the bones of Americans still liter the border

    your Presidents are all British operatives

  • If America or Americans ever attack Us CANADIANS ,We will Ally with Russia,China,Cuba,All of South America,European Union and Counter-Attack and Defeat the U.S.A. and American SATAN-FREEMASON-Illuminati in Washington D.C. and Impose a Canadian Puppet Government friendly to CANADA in WasingtonD.C. U.S.A. and Put ALL Christians to take over the SATAN-FREEMASON-Illuminati with CANADIAN CHRISTIANS with Candian Sciences and OHIP Health Care Systems of Socialism N.D.P"(New Democratic Party of CANADA)!

  • If America or Americans ever attack Us CANADIANS ,We will Ally with Russia,China,Cuba,All of South America,European Union and Counter-Attack and Defeat the U.S.A. and American SATAN-FREEMASON-Illuminati in Washington D.C. and Impose a Canadian Puppet Government friendly to CANADA in Wasinton D.C. U.S.A. and Put ALL Christians to take over the SATAN-FREEMASON-Illuminati with CANADIAN CHRISTIANS with Candian Sciences and OHIP Health Care Systems of Socialism N.D.P"(New Democratic Party of CANADA)!

  • If America or Americans ever attack US CANADIANS ,We will Ally with Russia,China,Cuba,All of South America,European Union and Counter-Attack and Defeat the U.S.A. and American SATAN-FREEMASON-Illuminati in Washington D.C. and Impose a Canadian Puppet Government friendly to CANADA in Wasinton D.C. U.S.A. and Put ALL Christians to take over the SATAN-FREEMASON-Illuminati with CANADIAN CHRISTIANS with Candian Sciences and OHIP Health Care Systems of Socialism N.D.P"(New Democratic Party of CANADA)!

  • @Jules7892 if America ever attacks canada, it will be finished in 45 minutes, than we will break you apart into states whether you like it or not. Most Canadians will accept the change. Factually speaking the US already owns Canada through many contractual agreements. Canada is just an American satellite state. Half of canadas population is very pro American, and have moved north from the states anyway. Its a matter of time, the northern US, canada, whatever you wanna call it.

  • This was a good joke right, because I got friends and family in the U.S and there is noways im going to beinvading and killing them, you crazy clowns.

  • Oh yeah, and you LIED about beating the British which was Canadian at the time.

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  • Why didnt you just use the other countries that are achcaly bad

  • @Stefandurrr yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeaaa­aaaaaaaaaaah buuuuuddddyyy.

    @Hperman09 give me one good reason why we would even think about invading the states. you buy all of albertas oil! thanks for pitching in for my new silverado ya dummy.

  • lmfaooo . tbh , this video is one of the most retarded things i've ever seen on youtube, and thats baaaad XD

  • Obama wishes he was Canadian. Before the desperate Hawaii birth certificate conspiracy was revealed, he asked Manitoba's vital statistics office for one that said he was born in Flin Flon but they said, "No sir, now go back to Indonesia where you came from."

  • Canada is inherently better than the United States. No explanation or evidence is required to make this assertion. We are just better than you. We rule. You suck.

  • @Blackbirdisms canada is a joke, youre just America's little bitch, We own you. 

  • @G1formation The banksters own us both. Pretty soon we'll be borrowing Ameros as proud citizens of the North American Union. Think how awesome it'll be for you to finally be the best at hockey. ;-)

  • @Blackbirdisms haha, well you took my insult in good humor for that I commend you. Ive travelled to Canada but I live in the US. I like the US much better, better beaches, hotter women, more things to do. I dont really think the US needs to officially merge with Canada, we already own you, its true. Im not trying to be a dick, the US factually owns Canada through big business and through govt consent. As of Feb 2011 its pretty much official but we've been in charge for decades really.

  • @G1formation Well, to be factual, China owns us both. Creditor China owns your debt, therefore China owns you.

  • your video ignores the subtle infiltration of canadian values into american culture through the use of iconic americans that are really canadians...michael j fox, neil young, peter jennings (rip!); lorne michaels (snl); mike myers, jim carrey, martin short and perhaps the greatest infiltrator of all - william shatnwer. HAH!

  • 100% of american children are obviously retarded. Not jokingly, like full blown retarded.

  • Ofcourse Canada trades with US's enemies! You backward war-loving rednecks are enemies with every other nation in the world!

  • CANADA will always ROCK, the USA, please...

  • Weed is legal in Canada and we have better healthcare :)

    and we have a Crown! :D

  • You sir, are a fucking retard.

  • @Sinvx ohhhhhhhhhh wow. just couldnt let me have that one eh? you in the army or what?

  • I don't know about you guys but even if Canada was like that I would still rather live there than in the US lol, it's kind of a crap hole right now.... well.... it has been since it started but still lol

  • blame canada

    blame canada

    your not even a real country any way!!!

  • this is a joke vid right???

  • @kaneisthebest123 I'm certain it's a total , sick American joke for what reason, I have no idea. America is always a source of great laughter and amusement.

  • dumb as a bag of dog crap

  • At least in Canada we have COLORED MONEY.

    Yeah, thats right.

    10$? PURPLE!!!

    20$? GREEENN!!

    50$? RED!!!!

  • @Elasic Just like my favorite board game Monopoly lol jk I'm just pulling you're leg man I love Canada and all of her coloured legal tender :) you also forgot the 100$ tan/brownish tint and 5$ Blue

  • @Elasic $100 BROOOOOOWN!!!!!!!

  • @Elasic Oh yeah? OURS HAS FREE COCAINE! Beat that shit.

  • @Elasic 5$ BLUE!!!

  • @Elasic I always said 50's were pink more than red, but y'know, whatever.

  • @Elasic 100$? Brown!!!

  • This is the one of the dumbest videos ive ever seen hahaha..Its all bullshit of course! We can defend ourselves and uuuh Canadians would never let that happen.. Americans have tried to take us over and failed each and every time :p Oh and by the way the Americans are not the most "powerful" country in the world and definitely far from number 1 hahaha.....so stupid. beyond ridiculous!!

  • you do know that Canada has the best equipped and trained armed forces in the world right? try us.....

  • @WarrenandJason Best equipped? Not really... Our equipment is old, especially our navy, we buy old shit from the UK. Other NATO countries criticize Canada, and wanting us to upgrade our equipment so we can better co-operate with other NATO countries in engagements. Most of our stuff is from the 70's and 80's. Most modern stuff is in planning, or borrowed. Like the 20 Leopard 2A6's from Germany. Canada's military capabilities are severely lacking in the tech/equipment department.

  • @Sinvx lol uhhh.... we've got the best navy bud..... our submarines not so great but our battleships are pretty damn good.... i don't know what you're talking about....

  • @JoshLeeBrewer Our Navy most certainly isn't the best. We have 3 Destroyers which are close to 40 years old, and 12 Frigates that are 20 years old. The rest of our destroyers will probably get decommissioned soon like the Huron. You can claim we have the best Navy when we get our replacements for the Halifax class frigates, and Iroquois destroyers, in 2016-2017, and the JSS to support them.

  • @WarrenandJason Go ahead, If you think your military is better, then try and invade us. Canadian military spending is LOW compare to the U.S. military. Also your military is dependent on our military technology.

  • @Hperman09 Everybody's military spending is LOW compared to the US military.

  • @Hperman09 You're right. Your country is the king of writing blank cheques.