The Office: I would shoot Toby twice (HD)

[MyNaMeIsSaAr]

KILL TOBY!!!

[BruceLeefromthegrave]

I which Tobuscus and Michael would get along. I typed Toby and this came thou I was looking for Tobuscus.

[tneuhoff7]

good choice, bin laden and hitler are already dead so you would just be wasting your chance

[ColdNorthProductions]

Two down, one to go...

[FurryHades98068]

if i was an adventurer and i had a bow with two arrows and i was in a room with Hitler bin laden and Toby i would shoot Toby twice in the knee

[XuanSextilis]

Who's gonna hate Toby now? :S

[jtp1389]

Toby Keith?? PLEASE shoot him!

[StikEetToDeMan]

I said the same thing to my friend... Only I replaced Toby with his name... -.- Our friendship is great. Y U ASK?

[TheGoc5]

@StikEetToDeMan no one asked, fuck off

[Energehtic]

what episode id this???

[Berethead]

Don't feel bad, Michael. I would shoot Toby twice too.

[Berethead]

@Mastercheief Season Six, Episode 25, "The Chump".

[llleeonnn]

poor toby

[pinkycheeks]

lmao this was the first thing i thought of when obama was making his bin laden speech

[Hawklight924]

@strangecluesinfriday. Holy shit you're a fucking idiot.

[nikkolei]

They have the same name of my ex boyfriend...... so yeah i would shot him too and hes a nigger........fuck that im MAD!

[nikkolei]

FUCK TOBY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ps3xpert]

What would the point of shooting the rest of em be, theyre dead

[yayasquirrel]

@ps3xpert its people like you that is wrong with the world.

[AliBanana1493]

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY.

[MuchoKiller]

Dwight: "No you just line them up and shoot them all with the same bullet"

he says something like that, it's not verbatim!!!

[TheMacTownPoke]

I miss Michael so much...

[hokulani402]

Michael's feelings about Toby are the exact same feelings I have toward my high school ceramics teacher. LOL

[Sept0pus]

Toby isn't funny at all. But the chemistry between Michael and Toby was hilarious.

[Chronosxs]

Best relationship on this show.

[gears5336]

toby needs to stop creating fake accounts on youtube and disliking his bosses videos 

[erosannin22]

shooting toby twice in HD

[SouthPark4All]

Wait, wait... Does Dwight actually think Micheal has gone too far? DWIGHT?

[dakanister23]

i like how andy considers it

[badumchink]

Toby watched this 6 times. (lame but hey, its funny)

[mynameisfuzzy1]

wow, michael is so mean to toby. i especially like the moment when he says "why are you the way you are? i hate the way you are." michael and toby moments are hilarious.

[SoulfulBrutha5805]

One of the all time best quotes in the history of television.

[slimjimmy149]

@SoulfulBrutha5805 Amen. Laughed about this for the entire week.

[xXlittleasianboyXx]

Pooor poor Toby

[wildenboy]

It's just so perfect that they gave that last line to Dwight!!

[admen89]

Jim also shows a funny hatred of toby. Like when he took over the office for michael n phillis called jim "michael"

[SuperTlss]

STANLEY, THIS IS SERIOUS.

[ClassicaFan]

oohhh, toby is always so disliked. : ( this is probably why he leaves during the show for a while, he just could handle it anymore. but...toby isn't dead...sooo...: ) the show will go on anyway.

[Culturealimprovement]

@ClassicaFan

He is listed as the writer of the scripts so i guess they need him.

[lpden]

@ClassicaFan If you mean the actor who plays Toby, I really don't think they treat him badly on the actual set. I'm pretty sure they are good friends.

[Maryam0]

I'm so gonna miss Michael and his unique hatred of Toby.

[diradabba1]

@Maryam0 ikr like that was a classic XD

[ddreamfield]

what episode is thissssssss somebody answer me

[Maryam0]

@ddreamfield I believe this is episode 24 "The Chump" from season 6

[ddreamfield]

@Maryam0 THANKS!

[CardNox]

@Maryam0, true. It's the intro of that ep. Just watched the complete intro again; its awesome!

[kaakoo]

He's going to have to shoot Toby twice now.

[346Yoman]

shoot toby LIKE A BAUSS

[kornmasterdan]

I used this bit and substitued Toby for my boss, it got a laugh.

[EErivas92]

Haha straight up.

[miiiikku]

People dont change history, history makes itself, history waits for no man. Kill Hitler and you get Hitler 2. Kill Einstein and someone else comes up with theory of relativity week later than Einstein would had done it.

[MrG0dbar]

@miiiikku yeah and in that week all sorts of shit changes.  kill Einstein, maybe he doesn't warn FDR about the germans making nukes, maybe they beat us to the punch and we're living in the 4th reich now. wait wtf this is a video from the office

[arielvlogz]

@miiiikku Duly noted on my 'who the fuck cares' notebook.

[Baseball5030]

If Dwight tells you you've gone too far, you've gone too far.

[trooperman100]

"You we're being really funny, and than you went to far"

[19Jones91]

Which episode was this?

[montrealredsox]

Creed: curve the bullet

[jbald9312]

i kinda feel sorry for him too but its hilarious hahaha

[pspiso100]

am i the only one who feels sorry for poor ol' toby

[Burtonfan851]

@PostalAvian 'Cause he ruins everything!

[AbeTheMudukon]

my name is toby...

[jadedfeelings21]

well seal 6 took out bin laden

[PostalAvian]

I never got why he hated toby so much.

[coolsoeb]

5 out of 452 people wouldn't shoot toby twice if they were in a room with hitler bin ladin and toby

[yayasquirrel]

@NadalProductions once they got rid of will ferrell, it actually got a lot better. but in my opinion, all of season 7 has been a complete disaster and it just needs to stop already. the show just doesnt have the same feel to it anymore, even when Michael was there in season 7.

[Awesomeshadowman999]

@NadalProductions way to spoil it jerk. Jk but still don't do that cause I watch it on Netflix and havent seen season 7 yet

[Rachipoo66]

I would hate to know someone like toby

[patsrule1112]

Fuck You Toby you divorced sorry excuse for a human being

[DFT4Lyfe]

Bin Laden and Hitler are dead, you dumbass.

[humala333]

@DFT4Lyfe its a insult you retard 

[yayasquirrel]

@DFT4Lyfe yeah cuz im sure he meant if two dead bodies and Toby were in a room. i cant believe how stupid people really can be.

[DFT4Lyfe]

@yayasquirrel It was a joke dude. Being an asshole like that doesn't get you friends in real life or on Youtube.

[lakerman89]

I would do the same. Bin Laden and Hitler are already dead so no point in shooting a dead guy

[NinjaFilmProduction]

love how they use 5 minutes discussing how they could kill everyone of them (hitler bin laden and toby)

[bustindustin01]

wtf does the Rebecca Black parody to the side of this video

have to do with The Office???

[Midnite3290]

@bustindustin01 Maybe someone shoots her twice, lol

[pickemallayyye]

I love how andy is like thinking whether he'd do the same

[PiggyMcCult]

Well Bin Laden is already dead so...

[buttpilot24]

press 9 really fast to hear michael's impression of a baby seal.

[uberowend55]

press 4 really fast to hear robot Michael

[bills227]

Keep pressing 8 really fast



[wade2thehamilton]

hitler and bin laden are both dead! :)

[NicolaiAndrews]

3 people hate america.

[wade2thehamilton]

@NicolaiAndrews i hate america and i thumbed up :D

[NicolaiAndrews]

@wade2thehamilton

Terrorist! lmao

[wade2thehamilton]

@NicolaiAndrews lol jk i don't hate america

[NicolaiAndrews]

@wade2thehamilton I FIGURED XD

[bongomaster12345]

id shoot toby twice too because bin laden and hitler are already dead

[XxballertownXx]

how do they come up with this?... genius

[TheJeremiewatson]

This was my Facebook status. It was awesome. And people loved it.

[canaanrocks13]

Well, since Hitler and Osama Bin Laden are dead, he really CAN shoot Toby twice :D

[NoBullet]

@canaanrocks13 You went too far

[KrfNYC2]

Repeatedly press 3...I wonder what Michael is doing.

[jcbtrackbowler]

I'd shoot Michael twice for leaving the show...

[cramdizzl]

Well Toby is the only one still alive so thats logical

[wangtangkiki]

This is probably the worst thing you can say about a person. EPIC!

[Arrested101]

The wedding episode is great... where Michael needs a room and Toby offers him a spare bed and Michael says "You are going to be sleeping alone for the rest of your life. Get used to it"

[sprayznprayzzz]

Yea He could Save a bullet from Bin laden. Hes already dead.

[braveheart1989]

@sprayznprayzzz So Hitler is still a problem?

[DanioOoX]

@braveheart1989 if you watched hitler rant parodies you would notice that hitler is still alive

[faladith]

@braveheart1989 yes. he's certainly living in a house in a well-to-do community in germany.

[Washeightz]

@sprayznprayzzz so is hitler

[AfrojacX]

Hitler: Check

Bin Laden: Check

Toby: Pending...

[LawlietDestiny]

@AfrojacX Nice!

[7Enchanting]

Well now Michael could kill Hitler and Toby!

[pinkycheeks]

well i guess we got a little less than a year before toby's death is announced. lmao

[venomscurse3]

I guess Michael missed Toby and killed Osama instead.

[Thevalleyoftar]

The deaths of Hitler and Bin Laden were announced both on May 1. Toby's will be too...

[TheDarrenSharper]

Well, Hitler and Bin Laden already taken care of so technically I would too.

[InsomniacJack09]

Lol is there a reason why michael hates toby, i mean a real reason lol?

[C0M0estas]

@InsomniacJack09 HR reps are pure evil and full of corrupted business mentality. That's what Michael thinks, at least.

[timjones066]

bin ladens dead now and so is hitler so i guess shooting toby twice does make sense lol

[benandgerry]

ye bin laden's dead now still hilarious clip

[jeffrinck146]

well he can leave Bin Laden out if that mix now xP and hitler is alreaddyy dead, so toby is the only option xP

[ranelproductions]

Michael Scott didn't leave the Office to go to Colorado, he left to kill Bin laden! LMAO.

[bellis215]

damn, we could have gotten Toby too. guess we'll settle for Bin Laden



[MnMstudios44]

which episode is this

[Mumsilius]

Now that Michael's gone, who's gonna hate Toby?

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

@Mumsilius that's what I said! D:

[Mumsilius]

@iluvdrakeandjosh uh no... that's what I said!

[MysticalSelah]

When Dwight is telling you you've gone too far, you've probably gone too far.

[jphilli13]

3 people would not shoot Toby twice.

[Mumsilius]

@jphilli13 but thrice...

[PoutLady]

The 2 dislikes are the 2 bullets he shoots at Toby

[sargennipple]

that is so fucked up but somehow funny X3

[brunotala]

LMFAO, THIS IS HILARIOUS!!

[liz326522]

I love the way Dwight rationally explains to Michael how he went too far... "you were being really funny, then you went too far..."

Hysterical...

[DrPoon]

I wish Toby would stab michael with a letter opener. I would tivo the episode and watch it everyday.

[viniciusmonte]

@DrPoon When did Tivo become an English verb?

[BojanglesYellow]

This is hilarious!

[stevemacaque]

the worst part is that Toby's daughter loves Michael and he flaunts it to Toby.

[nicparmesan]

CLASSIC

[savesthejoppy]

the 2 people who disliked this video was Bin Laden & Hitler

[stfb5]

@savesthejoppy why would they dislike it? if anything they would love that they wouldn't get shot..

[rogueldr128]

@savesthejoppy It was Toby (twice)

[jogginganzug]

@savesthejoppy no it was toby - twice ;)

[BigNewsToby]

My name is toby... :P

[lebronlevis23]

that is fucked up lol

[kazam741852]

HAHAHAHA it's so funny how much Michael hates Toby for no apparent reason...he just does.

[MsPurpleMonkey333]

i always thought it was osama bin laden, sadem husane (i dont know how to spell it) and kevin in a room

[reformedman]

Would someone please explain to me why he hates Toby so much. What did he do to him? Is it his rank in the office? or is it some incident in the past?

I don't get why he hates him so much.

[GrahamAW2001]

@reformedman I doesn't like him personally, but I think the main reason is that he's the H.R. person for the office who has to keep the office in line with corporate policy

[cfcaguero]

hahaha amazing

[bossk12342]

Amazing

[Yotes4Life]

The funniest thing about this entire show is how much Michael hates Toby. I love it. hahaha

[beargrylls3]

@Yotes4Life yeah i love it so much, it's so freaking intense and for no reason at all

[evoxpisces]

@Yotes4Life I agree! I crack up at every single thing Michael does to Toby! That is what I will miss most now that Michael is gone.

[Yotes4Life]

@evoxpisces I know :( It's going to be sad not having Michael around anymore, but I'm sure he will make several guest appearances in the future, and I can't wait to see where the producers and writers take this great show. It's bitter sweet, though..

[husbynmarty]

i belive u michael

[camerons18]

I told this joke too my friends and they could not stop laughing

[gophelpsgousa]

omg I love this episode! then he says alright! I'd shoot bin laden then Toby!

[utterbullspit]

DIZZAM!!! You have to really hate someone to say some fucked up shit like that. LOL!

[UnpredictableProduct]

HAHAHAHAHA

michael is absolutely AWESOME!

Best quote in all cinema.

[zacattack500]

so damn funny!