So true. I took one job where they would only want me to work 'half' of the weekends running up to Christmas. Then, when I arrived that manager had been moved and the new one decided I should would all the weekends!
Twist the ears to unlock the skull. Find the mole compass and the activator. The result is something called.......leadership. Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-you-YOUR WORKING WEEKENDS!
Listen real closely and follow the teacher's instructions and not talk with friends, I'm sure you'll get algebra. It's closer to that when you hear to girls changing subjects every .0000000000000000001 seconds.
LOL...The first one is funny but why does eveyone think that the managers are always the 'evil' ones that ruins lifes? What about the trouble employee that just one day hands an ultimatim and list of demands to the boss and expects him / her to cave in? 9 out of 10 times (exp. in small organizations) we are forced to...*SIGH*
Well it really doesn't how fair and good of a boss you can be as long as your above someone or in charge of something someone will find fault in you or dislike you.
The first one is straight-forward and the second one... not really sure what it is driving at (your head explodes if you understand the way business work?...)
well the company dilbert works for is all screwed up so if the his job has such messed up plicies and all of a sudden it makes sence the it would make your head explode.
Uh oh, suddenly all those wods and this meeting makes sense!! *BOOM*
reininghorses57 2 months ago
YOU'RE!!!
I thought Dilbert was supposed to be fairly sophisticated & intelligent =,=
theultimatenatmaster 5 months ago in playlist Dogbert's Greatest Hits
its your turn to buy the card XD
TheTeamFortressGuy 7 months ago
Top two comments are both illiterate
Oskcreed 7 months ago 13
I find it amusing that the "Less intelligent" people just quote the video to get a thumbs up.
PapiTheProd 7 months ago 2
I love how both the top comments don't understand the difference between "you're" and "your".
littleboyred1 8 months ago 23
@littleboyred1 I was just about to comment about that XD
ahotbanana 7 months ago
@littleboyred1 You actually like that you don't get the difference?
MyRealNameIs28 2 months ago
So true. I took one job where they would only want me to work 'half' of the weekends running up to Christmas. Then, when I arrived that manager had been moved and the new one decided I should would all the weekends!
perfacetus 9 months ago
Just watched that scene from scanners. This is much more clean.
snakelogan1993 10 months ago
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nicolanthon25 10 months ago
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nicolanthon25 10 months ago
Another victim of Pointy Haired Boss's 'Hokuto no Meeting' style.
dark7element 10 months ago 2
You're working weekends is leadership!?
(I'm 11 and I get most of these jokes)
TheKorshan 10 months ago
I don't get any of these ...
sueyking 10 months ago
disable the moral compass and we get leadership? OMG THE POLITICIANS THE MEETINGS AND THOSE STRANGE WORDS MAKE SENSE! *BOOM*
SteelandSouls15 11 months ago
Pretty much
DigiTan000 11 months ago
heh ...deactivate moral compass ... check ...
mintoo2cool 11 months ago
@cutiecat923
In the original cartoon, his voice was calm and moderately pitched.
sega31098 1 year ago
YOUR....... how do you like me now?
aceman11100 1 year ago
@HerrMorbitzer it's ''you're''. Whats wrong with you people?
Sener 1 year ago 3
you'RE working weekends! not YOUR! AAHHHH!
EndofourStory 1 year ago 2
Our evil boss won't let us have a talking dog in the office. :(
terransage 1 year ago
Why did they give Dogbert such a low voice.
sega31098 1 year ago
yes, yes it is
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misshallsschool 1 year ago
That's Dogbert. Always installing a puppet government.
WebbGnome0 1 year ago
i wonder what the card will say, lol
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Twist the ears to unlock the skull. Find the mole compass and the activator. The result is something called.......leadership. Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-you-YOUR WORKING WEEKENDS!
ObiSamuelStudios 2 years ago 2
I always wondered where politicians came from.
GaldonEyeStudios 2 years ago 4
i love it when dogbert climbs into the guy's head at 0:12!
lolfuckinlol!
Kwyjibo1992 2 years ago
the first one is so true
CookieOnMyShoulder 2 years ago 6
the "activate" sounds imilk on the itouch
Jedieaston 2 years ago
@Jedieaston
Lol. Now that you mention it.
Devikvampire 2 years ago
Its your turn to buy the card.
heardofrvb 2 years ago
so what does that mean?
Dangeresque300 2 years ago
I think its a "We are sorry about the passing of your loved one" card.
Hillwisekid 2 years ago
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the description has two "ands" in a row?
yogos87 2 years ago
"and and why you should never start making sense" dont make sense....duh
piecollectors 2 years ago 4
yeah im sure they did THAT on purpose.
yogos87 2 years ago
Hail Saint Dogbert!!
TCFan25 2 years ago
that guy has no brain (or is so small we can see it from here)
Golemoid 2 years ago
Definately a leader.
AceVendetta 2 years ago
You mean can't
Dangeresque300 2 years ago
"Your working weekends!" is leadership?
LOL
b33133rice 3 years ago 36
@b33133rice managers have no moral compasses.
nicolanthon25 10 months ago
Wow...Funny Stuff
CrazyInTheMix613 3 years ago
in exploding head that is exactly how i feel about my english class
nintendude4199 3 years ago 5
i like the first one, although if you look closely, the head actually "implodes"
plokmijn47 3 years ago 2
The First is flip top head not exploding head also it reminds me of a nuclear blast and that explodes not implodes
PrtParts 3 years ago 2
i know, my last reference was to the exploding head
plokmijn47 3 years ago
like all explosions, there is a vacuum created before the actual explosion, thus leading to the implosion effect.
AceVendetta 3 years ago 2
:30-:37 That's me in my Algebra class. That shit doesn't make sense. =(
InfuserGod 3 years ago
join the club.
iammjolnir 3 years ago
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Maybe if you did your homework once in a while...
koudanshi12 3 years ago
Looks like you've got a bad math teacher.
franciumdeneobie 3 years ago
Yeah whatever comes out of my teacher's mouth never makes any sense. =(
InfuserGod 3 years ago
Listen real closely and follow the teacher's instructions and not talk with friends, I'm sure you'll get algebra. It's closer to that when you hear to girls changing subjects every .0000000000000000001 seconds.
AceVendetta 3 years ago
Lol good one.
true.
stillasp 3 years ago
Y-y-y-y-you're working weekends!
Kirleyhair 3 years ago 4
"Suddenly, all these strange words and this meeting makes SENSE!"
*Boom!*
"Its your turn to buy the card."
Darkokirby 3 years ago 3
So true! But funny none the less.
MohitBPunia 3 years ago
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LOL...The first one is funny but why does eveyone think that the managers are always the 'evil' ones that ruins lifes? What about the trouble employee that just one day hands an ultimatim and list of demands to the boss and expects him / her to cave in? 9 out of 10 times (exp. in small organizations) we are forced to...*SIGH*
CookieJuran 3 years ago
true, but people have a hard time seeing the other way around
masterjon3 3 years ago 2
It's human nature to make excuses and complain.
But still bosses can be sadistic/manipulative/inconsiderate jerks.
stillasp 3 years ago 6
The only boss I've had that wasn't like that in some way was when I was a paper boy, and I never had to talk to my boss.
jeannec1 3 years ago 2
Well it really doesn't how fair and good of a boss you can be as long as your above someone or in charge of something someone will find fault in you or dislike you.
stillasp 3 years ago
omg this is so funny xD
song32290 3 years ago 2
That was Kenny the Sales weasel's head exploding...he had that coming. XD
curiouslittleboy 3 years ago 4
Scott adams is amazing
Prx1 3 years ago 3
101 wiever
holycrapapie 3 years ago
I don't think these ones are as good as usual.
The first one is straight-forward and the second one... not really sure what it is driving at (your head explodes if you understand the way business work?...)
Hobgoblyn 3 years ago
well the company dilbert works for is all screwed up so if the his job has such messed up plicies and all of a sudden it makes sence the it would make your head explode.
algreen49 3 years ago 4
this just made my day!
artchick07 3 years ago
Awesome, as always.
jimmytaofool 3 years ago 2
lolololololololol
coulddude 3 years ago