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  • Uh oh, suddenly all those wods and this meeting makes sense!! *BOOM*

  • YOU'RE!!!

    I thought Dilbert was supposed to be fairly sophisticated & intelligent =,=

  • its your turn to buy the card XD

  • Top two comments are both illiterate

  • I find it amusing that the "Less intelligent" people just quote the video to get a thumbs up.

  • I love how both the top comments don't understand the difference between "you're" and "your".

  • @littleboyred1 I was just about to comment about that XD

  • @littleboyred1 You actually like that you don't get the difference?

  • So true. I took one job where they would only want me to work 'half' of the weekends running up to Christmas. Then, when I arrived that manager had been moved and the new one decided I should would all the weekends!

  • Just watched that scene from scanners. This is much more clean.

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  • Another victim of Pointy Haired Boss's 'Hokuto no Meeting' style.

  • You're working weekends is leadership!?

    (I'm 11 and I get most of these jokes)

  • I don't get any of these ...

  • disable the moral compass and we get leadership? OMG THE POLITICIANS THE MEETINGS AND THOSE STRANGE WORDS MAKE SENSE! *BOOM*

  • Pretty much

  • heh ...deactivate moral compass ... check ...

  • @cutiecat923

    In the original cartoon, his voice was calm and moderately pitched.

  • YOUR....... how do you like me now?

  • @HerrMorbitzer it's ''you're''. Whats wrong with you people?

  • you'RE working weekends! not YOUR! AAHHHH!

  • Our evil boss won't let us have a talking dog in the office. :(

  • Why did they give Dogbert such a low voice.

  • yes, yes it is

    

  • That's Dogbert. Always installing a puppet government.

  • i wonder what the card will say, lol

  • I always wondered where politicians came from.

  • i love it when dogbert climbs into the guy's head at 0:12!

    lolfuckinlol!

  • the first one is so true

  • the "activate" sounds imilk on the itouch

  • @Jedieaston

    Lol. Now that you mention it.

  • Its your turn to buy the card.

  • so what does that mean?

  • I think its a "We are sorry about the passing of your loved one" card.

  • "and and why you should never start making sense" dont make sense....duh

  • yeah im sure they did THAT on purpose.

  • Hail Saint Dogbert!!

  • that guy has no brain (or is so small we can see it from here)

  • Definately a leader.

  • You mean can't

  • "Your working weekends!" is leadership?

    LOL

  • @b33133rice managers have no moral compasses.

  • Wow...Funny Stuff

  • in exploding head that is exactly how i feel about my english class

  • i like the first one, although if you look closely, the head actually "implodes"

  • The First is flip top head not exploding head also it reminds me of a nuclear blast and that explodes not implodes

  • i know, my last reference was to the exploding head

  • like all explosions, there is a vacuum created before the actual explosion, thus leading to the implosion effect.

  • :30-:37 That's me in my Algebra class. That shit doesn't make sense. =(

  • join the club.

  • Looks like you've got a bad math teacher.

  • Yeah whatever comes out of my teacher's mouth never makes any sense. =(

  • Listen real closely and follow the teacher's instructions and not talk with friends, I'm sure you'll get algebra. It's closer to that when you hear to girls changing subjects every .0000000000000000001 seconds.

  • Lol good one.

    true.

  • Y-y-y-y-you're working weekends!

  • "Suddenly, all these strange words and this meeting makes SENSE!"

    *Boom!*

    "Its your turn to buy the card."

  • So true! But funny none the less.

  • true, but people have a hard time seeing the other way around

  • It's human nature to make excuses and complain.

    But still bosses can be sadistic/manipulative/inconsid­erate jerks.

  • The only boss I've had that wasn't like that in some way was when I was a paper boy, and I never had to talk to my boss.

  • Well it really doesn't how fair and good of a boss you can be as long as your above someone or in charge of something someone will find fault in you or dislike you.

  • omg this is so funny xD

  • That was Kenny the Sales weasel's head exploding...he had that coming. XD

  • Scott adams is amazing

  • 101 wiever

  • I don't think these ones are as good as usual.

    The first one is straight-forward and the second one... not really sure what it is driving at (your head explodes if you understand the way business work?...)

  • well the company dilbert works for is all screwed up so if the his job has such messed up plicies and all of a sudden it makes sence the it would make your head explode.

  • this just made my day!

  • Awesome, as always.

  • lolololololololol

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