Drunk Goldblum Peaches

[CheddarBob39]

He sounds like Mr. Rodgers here.

[SimonB198207]

I love these vids - he sounds so RIGHT slowed down.

[ytscreenname]

Fuck Jeff Goldblum

[iatetheinternet1]

"I like 'em"

[Watcher3223]

Of course this is fake. Doesn't change the fact that it's funny.

[fjbutch]

Sounds like a lot of peach to me !!

[siskavard]

iintterrneeettt? I'dd ssayyy innterrneeettt

[aj2001832000]

Time sample stretching. Jeff Goldblum drunk. wTF

[SimonB198207]

'Move in to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches...'

'Walkin' on the beaches, lokkin' at the peaches..'

[toby099]

@t101om

no shit

[ax3b]

Well, this is fake.

[bababoum]

I love how he's always happy to talk about anything, no matter how mundane it is.

[OfallyaProductions]

my deos r da shite (Like this 1)

[TheRogueCowgirl]

haha, i luv him!

[Mrzekkro]

why slow down the video clip when his speaking. tarded

[Toolsquatch]

You've never watched any of the "Drunk Jeff Goldbum" videos on YouTube? If you slow Jeff Goldblum's dialogue down, he sounds wasted: that's why the clips have been slowed down in this video.

[Thycid]

@Toolsquatch Glad i read your comment i was about to commment WHY DID UU SLOW HSI PARTS DOWN AHWHAHHAWHHHHHHHH thanks for the clarification :-)

[eruption257]

"I love the peach pie" - Jeff Goldblum

Goodnight, sweet peachlover.

[jh4124]

This is hilarious. Normal speed conan makes it even better

[katja1935]

Good dry humor...he´s just great and so real. A pity he´s not well known here in Germany.

[BooNube]

@katja1935 He isn't?!

[katja1935]

@BooNube No, unfortunately not....it´s been a while since Jurassic Parc and since then he has not made a popular movie. But I like him a lot..he´s so sexy! ;-) Even when he talks drunk..:-)

[XxComablackxX1937]

LOL.. is he talking like that on purpose or what?

[orion773]

@XxComablackxX1937 It's an interview that someone slowed down at parts. It's funny going normal speed, but when Goldblum's voice is slowed down he sounds so hilarious.

[GaryCackmaster]

RIP Jeff Goldblum

[edenfire]

He isn't dead.

[edenfire]

He isn't dead!

[orion773]

@flugel76 I saw you on another video typing a comment about Goldblum's death! He's not dead! I know what you're trying to do! :O

[flugel76]

@orion773 I'm simply trying to honor the memory of a terrific actor, a wonderful human being, and a very slow talker.

[orion773]

@flugel76 I'd give you props for that if he were actually dead. Since he's not, quit it. This stopped being funny a year ago.

[flugel76]

@orion773 Stop being so disrespectful of the dead.

RIP Jeff, we'll always love you!!

[orion773]

@flugel76 Since I don't really have anything to say to that, I'll just quit talking to you. Good day, assface.

[flugel76]

@orion773 because internet nerd rage is serious business......

RIP Jeff.

[antiochus66]

don't feel sorry for jeff and his painful death.

the guy fingered more pussy than a Gynaecologist in a clap clinic...

[eurisko67]

Why do people think its funny playing Jeff Goldblum in slow motion?

[MordaciousFilms]

@eurisko67 Because he's got such a distinct way of speaking and it's funny to hear him speak like this.

[foreskin321]

jeff goldblum is an example of a perfect human bieng

[DylanlovesSk8ing]

atleast he didnt make fun of em

[eddypalacioschannel]

LMFAO

[Brian79camino]

lol

[Wolfgangzizka]

peopel always slow mo jeffy to make him sound mashed

[JoyGrenade]

Ripe, and...fuzzy, and...delicious...

[jaredshutto]

Freakin Hilarious, wish there was the whole interview like that

[preytek]

Wow. The "i love the peach pie" part just made me, for the first time in my life, choke on some of my saliva somehow that was secretly building up at the back of my throat for a good 8-10 seconds solid. I'm all alone too so I would have been done for.

In a weird way i kind of wish i did perish right there.. To know that Jeff Goldblum ended my life with 5 simple carefully placed words would have been truly something to appreciate during those last moments....

[shlongjohn]

@preytek its "i like the peach pie" btw

[LifeOfRice]

LOL i love how they did this

[pancakeslovers]

he's so sexy!!!!!!

[Sillvy]

ROFL.

Thanks for the upload.

[urchinau]

its slowed down. It's really obvious esp when the audience is quietly laughing at 0:37

[krajsnick]

how smart you are.

[alexfanx]

Sounds a bit like Mr. Rogers.

[fobsessivegirl13]

?

lmao

[Megalomaniac117]

I like the peach. Especially when it's . . . ripe . . . and fuzzy and delicious.

[oilcan1000]

... peaches ... (???)

[Tristan1Barrett]

it really does work! anything goldblum says, if you slow it down he sounds wasted haha i love it... and peaches.

[iCamiloTV]

actually, he is part of the limited amount of people that you can slow down and they actually sound drunk.

[ltothem11]

is this slowed down ????

[LaMarcuss966]

i liike the peach i-i-i like aallll-- fruit i like all fooodd

[gurukilla2]

lol.

[saisumimen]

WHOEVER KEEPS MAKING THESE, PLEASE MAKE MORE, IMMEDIATELY!

(Thank you)

[elliottchrist]

I like the peach piiiiiie...

[schaffedcrotch]

Jeff Goldblum is so awesome.

[rex232]

he makes me sleepy

[corbaman]

Wow thats amazing. He really does sound super drunk. Maybe that's his thing irl.  He's always totally drunk, but he talks twice as fast as everyone else, so we can't tell.

[drillahmon]

they slowed it down

[LexeconKiddo]

They're all slowed down. The Apple ads are as well, but they're still hilarious.

Dammit, I still think he's hot though! So FUCKING HOT! Maybe he's finally drunk enough to go for me.

[superspit]

hahaha....'pitched' down just at the right times hey guys?...well done!!...Was an Eventide used for the pitch translation..or was it done via software?

[johkonut]

no pitch change, just tempo change

[superspit]

ah yes...soz...'tempo changed', at the right moments!

[bigdaddyburgers]

omfg its not funny sum dumbass slowed down his voice fuck off guys jeff is cool

[erick103]

Jeff sucks!

[MrSoprano0125]

Peeeaaacccchhhheeeeessssss!!!!­

[RenoTurk]

Don't worry, Jeff. I like the peach pie too.

[LoganMarvel]

Oh Lord Jeff has the munchies...

[BrattyLord]

OMG ROFL!!

Slow Goldblum sounds HILARIOUS!

Must go faster.

[shill59]

Hilarious !

[dfawkesuk]

I don't know why slowing Jeff Goldblum is so funny, but it is, especially when he's talking about peaches. Nice!

[cookiebar]

Oh my God this has to be the best video on youtube ... very funny thank you