Chris-chan talks sex with Julie part 1

[moblack00]

LOL LOL LOL LOL XD spike took one for team guys! Funny shit..

untill i heard the fapping noise.. i quickly smack off my earphones :s eww

[MBasrag]

Chris really thought BlueSpike was an adult girl, so he wouldn't go to jail for being a pedophile. The trolls that convinced a 13 year old boy to have phone sex with a retard would go to jail.

[TIISB]

How did BlueSpike go through this without killing himself or dying of laughter. :L

[chadzorz]

@TIISB becuse the kids just as fucking crazy and mentaly desterbed as chris fag here.

[TIISB]

@chadzorz The kid is fucked up, agreed, but he is one of my favourite of Chris' trolls.

[Algahiem]

Oh dear lord! Listening to Chris having cyber sex conjure images far more disturbing than anything on ED.

[Christhefireshark]

How long pretending to fuck Chris-chan does it take before you're really fucking Chris-chan? BlueSpike became what he set out to troll.

[SomeBlokeLol]

4:18....

[SomeBlokeLol]

OH MY FUCKING GODJESUS

[tmanuel44]

@TheKittiesKill a lightning bolt should wet that right up for ya ;)

[bobbystips]

9:46 of pure facepalm.

[constructpaper53]

0-0

[TruenoandLevin86]

That 13 year old should've just called the cops right after this, Chris-chan would've been locked up forever! but the downside to it was that we wouldn't be able to see new videos of him to laugh at!

[ZetsubouJohnny]

@TruenoandLevin86 your wish might be comming true.

[TruenoandLevin86]

@ZetsubouJohnny I've heard.

[DelaTova]

I found these by googling 'naked vid of Chris Chan humping doll' and it was the first suggested site called Slutload dot com... There's like 5 or 6 of them on there! The one you see at the end of this Youtube vid is funny as hell at the end of it....but do watch the one where he gets caught fapping by his Dad who threatens to remove his precious internet! lol.....

[Sabocalypse]

@DelaTova omg I just that vid of him making love to that doll lol

[FollowMyDamnedLaws]

my heart omg, it wont beat anymore, I'm scared!

[GoblinsnHobbits]

"I'm starting to get stiff"

FUCKING MAKE IT END

[FreshlySqueezedMango]

Nothing like the sound of an autistic relaying his sexual fantasies to a 13-year old boy before you go to bed. Chris Hanson would have a ball here.

[tmanuel44]

Chris is a scumbag for cheating on Ivy, the women he loves, for some 13 year old who gave him a quick yank. Shame on him

[nirodhafy]

I'm going to go sit in the fetal position in my shower while I cry now.

Get it off get it off get it off

[maryberyboo]

"I feel the tension between us..

That gives me a boner, by the way."

[bloodsugardynamite]

CWC is a moron, but you have to be insanely fucked up to do this to an Autistic guy on a nightly basis.

[Phenomenaman]

the pics are so fucking good

[AdrianaKit]

I hope you guys know that this Julie is a sex doll.

[BootyFister]

PETER GRITSCH (AKA JULIE/ BLUESPIKE) IS A SICK KID.

[TwinUzis]

@BootyFister

But an epic troll.

[BootyFister]

@TwinUzis MORE LIKE AN EPIC FAGGOT.

[CULLUNGURLZ]

This would be funnier with subtitles L0L

[tofugoast]

4:15 I laughed so hard I think I woke up the neighbors

[enfrahg]

I just went from flaccid to inverted.

[8bitmario]

why the fuck am i listening to this?

[proberush]

euhgdrjkdf,gdflkgjdfkl drkg DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD WTF

[koopa64z]

3:37 lol get dirty talk mixed up with d&d

[ikkedoch]

Guess he's electrocuting her because if she ain't dead, no way he's ever gonna have sex with a girl...

[DrTheKay]

Fuckong yanks

[Xanias00]

VOLUME WON'T GO ANY LOWER DEAR GOD WHY CAN I STILL HEAR IT

[alexsweeley]

Oh god, fucking Klaus Nomi. I love you, major fucking points, major.

[Hariuka]

I tried to imagine this from a girl's point of view and all I could imagine was hentai rape that was gruesome with me crying..... He makes everything sounds like SICK RAPIST SHIT

[metalWeirdo77]

I was going to be sick, but the sick didn't want to come out of my mouth in fear of hearing this recording any better.

GODDAMN IT SON!

[Carnage1235]

"I'm human and not deh' beast!!!"

You sure about that Chris? I mean are you REALLY sure about that?

[Mewzacht]

Who else heard the static shock theme song in their head

[jadeflowersforever]

@Mewzacht lulz me

[VengeanceOtaku]

I don't even know who's more disgusting, chris, or the faggot-troll that actually took the time to listen to this.

[ikkedoch]

@VengeanceOtaku I wish you could hear Bluespike.

[Lastpatriot]

Blue Spike is a fucking creep. So's Chris, but any 13 year old kid who willingly sits for 20 minutes listening to a fat guy jerking off has problems.

[TwinUzis]

@Lastpatriot

Yeah. Problems like you who can't commend their heroism for taking one for the team, for the sake of absolutely disgusting comedy gold.

[iwantausernamenow333]

@TwinUzis ...nah...this is going to far...way...way to far

[TwinUzis]

@iwantausernamenow333

I think he could have gone farther, really.

[iwantausernamenow333]

@TwinUzis HOW?!

[sirpico123]

@Lastpatriot you are so right! lol

[imhatepie]

Pew pew is a sex noises according to chris.

[Likety]

My dog started to whine when I played this.

[videogamenostalgia]

well that's it. I'm gonna wrap my ass in clingfilm whenever I go to sleep from now on...

[RomZomCom]

1:35

What happens when you watch this fucking video

[Cornwiggle]

This is horrifying beyond belief.

Chris is a furfag. Ugh. Die, Chris. I hate you even more than I did.

[awesome220]

3:48 wtf

[SZF123456]

1:44 THE ONE THING I'VE NEVER EVER WANTED TO HEAR CHRIS CHAN SAY EVER OH MY GOD

*penis cuts itself off*

[Beatngubitch]

I want to become deaf after listening to this!! 

[lol123lolHTF]

The sucking noise is unsettling.

[marshmallowbudgie]

anyone else getting flashbacks to Blue Velvet?

[Carnage1235]

Bluespike is such a little gay. He accused Chris of being the pedofork, yet he sat with Chris hours on end listening to the fatass cum constantly. Not to mention that he wanted to see a video of Chris shoving his own Medallion up his ass.

[awesome220]

@Carnage1235 it's epic lulz

[DecayingOrange]

Oh holy hell, I want to die after listening to this.

[LiberiusX]

CwC is an epic troll

[ZandWheet]

thanks. now i got cancer

[mechaart]

damn Im mild autistic and Chris W chan is one sick person. I wish Chris Hansen would be on the other line after the event was over and say "Hi Im Chris Hansen working with NBC on a show how to catch a predator and were investigating online predators" XD. I wonder how he would react and imagine the police knock on his door XD.

[Thefriendlybaron]

just to think police will be looking for audio evidence like this one day.

[ccricers]

He doesn't sound like he's into the sex. He's talking more like a surgeon would carefully explaining the anatomical procedures.

[monseurkez]

BlueSpike is one dedicated fucking troll, he deserves a standing ovation.

[dstats7]

hahahaha the twister box at 4:01 was hilarious

the way he says "pussy" makes me want to be deaf >.>

[Mandy7D7]

Are his parent deaf? He is sitting in his kitchen whacking off talking about pussies extremely loud for a very long time before lumberjack shows up. I can hear his kitchen echo.

[Mandy7D7]

Anyone know how many nights Bluespike sat online and cybered with Chris? The cwcki says night after night when he had full control over Chris and could have got him to do anything... but he just kept having sex with him.

The photos that go along with this video are hilarious... thanks for the laugh.

[mhirtes12]

Go, Pervertchu. Zap to the extreme!

[mhirtes12]

Chris wants more than just to have sex. He also demands that the poor female he rapes must also breed him out a daughter as well so Chris can name her "CRYSTAL" (as he himself has admitted in a whiney letter to Sony), probably so he can rape her too, the sick greasy fat fuck.

[TheScienceguy77]

"I send a few.... short, static shocks...up your up your pussy... not enough to hurt you too bed but to make you feel good" LOLWTF?

[CrissBluefox]

I no longer fear Hell since I've heard this video...it's like he's giving a hand job to a cow. O-o"

[loladis69]

Oh my gawd...the pics I'm ACTUALLY LAUGHING AT HOW STUPID THIS TROLL IS!!!!!

tl;dr The pics made me laugh.

[BillMurder]

The lip smacking sounds are especially disturbing, seeing as how he admits to swallowing his own loads.

[sqwrrlta31stest]

The sound of his fapping haunts my dreams. :[

[ghunderstank]

Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, he's eating while he's fapping. At 7:40 you can hear him fucking chewing. Christ on a tree, this is terrifying.

[GodLovesMe666]

Holy shit. I can hear the fapping. Jesus christ.

[darkstar1987lx]

he wasn't really talking to a girl wasn't he? i mean, it's seems allmost impossible that he would talk to a girl T.T

[Myrmidon51]

@darkstar1987lx He was talking to a 13 year old boy pretending to be a 19 year old girl.

[darkstar1987lx]

@Myrmidon51 WUUUUT???

WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!

I know that this bitch is a true troll, but not like that!? Jesus Christ!!! Besides him being racist, troll, furfag and a fucking manchild, he's an abuser... omg... @_@

[Myrmidon51]

@darkstar1987lx He didn't know it was a 13 year old. Which only makes him slightly less of a creepy jackass.

[darkstar1987lx]

@Myrmidon51 oh my god, this guy is so criptic...

dude, we should totaly team up and woop his ass XD

[TrenzorZ]

Do you live in the same state as him or near a state he's close to?

I kind of lost interest on some of his "drama" .

[darkstar1987lx]

@TrenzorZ nah, i live in portugal... i was just fooling at the time XP

although i'd like to! lol

ps : watch the adventures of sonichu season 2 on utube, it's on CWC Animated Library's channel, it kicks über ass by joking with this little boy fucker XD

[TrenzorZ]

@darkstar1987lx

Well if you've watched the last video he did on Sunday he mentioned that he was going to leave Youtube forever, Though he has came back maybe after a month later last year. I am sure you would not be worried about all of those germs growing on him from days of not Showering If you came in contact with him

[thegravediggersdeath]

The lightning bolt 'ptchoom ptchoom' is the best part.

[TsarIvanIV]

i love how you can hear him fappin' away before she even answers the phone.

jeez, Chris. just....fuck.

[IronWinged]

This video... is birth control...

[Dislekseyuh]

this creepy manchild sounds like he's performing surgery.

"ummm, I'm going to make an incision into the pussy here."

[perjuchan]

"PCHEW PCHEW i sent static shocks into your pussy.

LOSE -10HP"

[JustChrisLTD]

With all that lighting bolt talk, I think Chris-chan really pictures himself as an electric Sonichu using his innate powers while fucking.

[Infradead]

Son, what the hell are you doing?

[torbbsclone]

son, i am disappoint.

[spitlord]

What are all of those fucking sucking / licking sounds? I still have to listen to part 2... *shudder*

[HalfHourDump]

Those sounds are Chris fappin' his bent dick.

[Cunnysmythe]

you mean 'duck'

[RabbitfulGoon]

"Feelin' around down there. Around your... beekeeeneeee...."

[ilikebac0n]

What the fuck is all this shit about static and electric?

[ilikebac0n]

PUSS AYE

[JacobTails123]

"ooh I'm startin' to get stiff"

- Christian Weston Chandler

[JacobTails123]

Women sew your legs together

[MikauTheFlower]

This is worse than the BME Pain Olympics.

[ohhamsterbaby]

jesus christ, i think my vagina just welded itself shut.

[NoxVulpes]

how do you think I feel, having just found out ten minutes ago that I live less than half an hour away from this guy...

[kindaextraordinary]

DUDE, you have to start messing with him!

[NoxVulpes]

As soon as I heard I started looking up his address. I'm planning on buying a shitload of pickles and dumping them all in his yard.

[Djinn101]

i feel deeply sorry for you...

....god bless your soul

[NoxVulpes]

I intend to buy five of those gallon jars of pickles and dump them in his yard.

[BenjaminBattington]

Oh jesus please tell me you went through with this.

[mhirtes12]

@NoxVulpes

And you didn't notice the SMELL?

[yayTENTACLES]

@ohhamsterbaby I know how you feel. lmfao

[Baec]

@ohhamsterbaby I could open it back up for you

[thebladezmanII]

@ohhamsterbaby I think my duck fell off listening to this! HOAW gAWD

[deividas56]

@ohhamsterbaby I can open it up with my penis.

[rebody15]

this has got to be the most horrific thing i have ever heard.

[MombasaNightTrain]

This shit-talk is hot enough to start another brush fire.

[BubbleRum]

Is anyone else reminded of that scene from Reno 911 where Trudy Wiegel and Craig the serial killer are trying to act out a fantasy?

[Nebr66]

i now envy the dead

[BenficaFU]

JULAY! JULLLAAYYYYYYYY!

[BonerPirate]

static shocks? What the shit.

I feel gayer than usual for listening to this.

[SSF280190]

@BonerPirate Chris chan has that effect. lol. He screws heads up....particularly when he says "i'm starting to get stiff"....EWWWW!

[wisecommentary]

"not enough to hurt you TOO BAD"

Wow, not creepy at all.

[Cocheese0]

he said teet.

[Poever]

Where did this abomidable audio come from?!

[Xpenguin17revived]

"Please don't stay tuned for part 2." WITH FUCKING PLEASURE, MAN! I won't get a boner for a week if I continue listening to this shit.

[DoubleIntruder]

Haha!

Lighting bolts!?!

I'm surprised he didn't use "Double team!" or "Mach cock!"

[RetardShittyMan]

I got turned on.

[drfaust8]

.....I really hope he wasn't sucking himself.

....and he said "TEET". TEEET.

[LionCashKKK]

Suck your... Suck your... Left nipple

Chrissy got a little uncertain...

[freshnshytz]

lmfao... "ohhhhh... im startin to get stiff"

[aokifumiko]

I'll make a POUNCE at you!!

[aokifumiko]

"Up your...up your....PUS-SEY"

I think that listening to this entire conversation will make me a stronger person.

[KommisarKowl]

All over mah face

[hoogywoo]

MY EARS

OH IT BURNS

*WAAAALGLRRRLLL*

[imnotinsane4]

"Pus-SEY!"

[silentbob36]

FAP to the EXTREME!

[frostytheaussie]

i just did a lightning bolt PEW PEW

[anderseb2007]

Oh god.

[Bloodfont89]

lol'd at cwcville beach.....oh that boy scares me.

[thedogspollocks]

*facepalm*

[7Row7enn7]

Lol Klaus Nomi.

[7Row7enn7]

He reminds of that old man from Family Guy... like, his voice.