Me: An Introduction

[feelinraw3]

You don;t have a Facebook Account?

[xtiantoth]

Still, pretty, still seems like not talking honestly, but also seems changed. Let's see where she goes with her show...

[amandagirlygirl12]

To claim one's crazy/weird, is one of the most normal things in the world....

[DamianColucci]

If you have to claim you're weird, then you're trying too hard to be weird.

[Icedout24xx]

nigger...that is all

[Wharwulif]

Hmm...there is nothing weird about you,you are just a common human =P

YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE ARCANE OF THE WEIRD!!!

YOU WERE NOT BLESSED EITHER BY PATRICK OR A MALKAVIAN!!!

Stop claiming false claims,you are not worthy of being called weird!

NO YOU STOP!!! YOU STOP SIGN!!!

[NovemVmbrae666]

where the fuck is your real twitter page. I googled @jess_said and I see nothing but pics of some fatass

[armelix73]

You doesn´t seem look like before. You look diff. Hmm, probably older, and uglier, but wiser :)

[deweytruxx]

Atheism will take over! All others must bow to atheism! Fuck the weak and fuck

[JDOANY]

I'm in love too...but I'm not into polygamy.

[TheMikeangels]

I'm in love 

[smoothaIIoy]

i remember this girl back in 08'

[Rockguitarnow]

Jessica, you are not weird, will you stop it?

Jessica is one of the prettiest ladies on Youtube ( I wish she was on my tube).

On a scale of 1 to 10, Jessica is between 12 and 13 (off the charts in gorgeousness).

[smoothaIIoy]

@Rockguitarnow yeah.... she does have a quality about her.

[TwitterSuck]

I hear 'Twitter' again : D

[Cepter]

How you been, temperamental godless bitch?

[mastablack47]

she's pretty lol

[HellsBellsLimited]

as your 17,000th subscriber do i get a prize ?

[HellsBellsLimited]

i am your 17,000th subscriber :)

[greenflams]

i like the latin music

[Judicial78]

Aaaaannnnnd shes gone again. 

[Smithdaniel59]

wow...haven't seen you in years. age has not treated you well.

[msginca]

I don't know how to twitter either ... so I'll join your twitter group. =)

[indierocks94]

Ummmm ok soo like....marry me?

[mora68]

I just realized your "much ado about nothing" video is not available any more. I loved that video. See you in the twitterverse!

[firefly4322]

Obviously you arent a little girl anymore....

[mattwillis4]

ok... The music makes me want to go Salsa dancing now. I'm taking you.

[AvirtualSwitzerland]

Wow, you got out of prison, huh?

[GrafZahl3276]

you're just awesome :) keep going! <3

[discipleofjess]

Your the coolest girl on earth and i love you.

greets from Switzerland :)

if you come here i would like to meet you :)

[discipleofjess]

Your the coolest girl on earth and i love you.

greets from Switzerland :)

if you come here i would like to meet you :)

[peteagassi]

Thanks for leaving the snot-wiping and throat-clearing bits in. Guess you got lazy with the editing. I love seeing a girl wipe the snot from her nose. It's magical. So what's the new job you have? Does it involve wiping snot from peoples' noses? If it does, you'll be set!

[Whateverintheworld]

That music makes it sound like she's in Jamaica! She probably didn't go to Europe. She's probably going to spend the next several weeks on a beach in the Caribbean (I don't blame her...it's perma-winter here in the U.S.)

[masterofktulu]

Holy shit ALG! You're back! And you're lookin good! Congrats on school.

[somestupiddude1234]

lol'd you aren't weird. you're an attention whore. aka a female. you're not unique and probably have an average iq. congrats?

[zato3]

Nice to see you back, ALG. No one denies the Holy Spirit more cutely. Congratulations on your graduation, Europe and new job in the big apple.

[WTC7WasPulled]

There was a time when you had the world by the balls. That one angry video you made sparked everyone and you removed it because you got scared of fame. You were too young to know back then but you should've embraced it.

IF you would've talked about important issues like the controlled demolition of the World Trade Center or the phony war on terror hoax, you could've changed the world. I'm convinced you had the world in the palm of your hands.

[RevolutionRDV]

The gullible video was my favorite. I also loved it when she pointed out that only d-bags call California "Cali" haha! I always think about her saying that whenever I hear someone say "Cali"

"No one from California calls it Cali" so true!

Welcome back! I feel like I've grown up with you

[JGrayzz]

Did you know your videos were one of the first youtube videos I ever saw? That was about 4 or 5 years ago. You were the first of the wacky bunch in those days but I'm afraid you've been since replaced. You have changed quite a bit however. Anyway, just needed to revisit. This doesn't mean I'll subscribe, but make some new videos and maybe you will intrigue me enough.

[ThoseOfOurBlood]

She's a twat.

[available2477]

I WOULD SMASH YOUR BACK DOORS IN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[regger999]

twittering is hard

[doublehelices]

like if she is the original natalie portman

[Graham1979]

uve always been adorable to me alg. good to have you back.

[pacheco28]

i dont think shes nearly as weird as me

[TheBroMaster]

i think you have aspergers syndrome

[ttmot]

"I wouldn't say she is particularly gifted as an actress,"

"She strikes me, however,

if I may resort to conservative statement,

as being rapturously beautiful.

I hardly know or care whether she can act or not."

[ttmot]

@ttmot

j/k ...

12319

[JadedRoy]

I'm in love with your exterior.

[Hakunushi]

if they were to make a movie about youtube history, angrylittlegirl would defenitly be mentioned

[Bethrezen333]

i like you! we should totally bang sometime :3

[anaismuse]

watch the @ mentions tab on twitter! you got a tweet from michael aranda =)

[satanicempathy]

Belated "Welcome back".

[chuckiesjamochashake]

Keep posting. Youtube is different now. You'll have to work it for a while. 75% of your friends and subbers have abandoned their channels.

[sharky0922]

lol. i missed you girl.. (a bit)

[TheNigerianScammer]

Hello i watched your last video. i am please you do not look orange again. good

[kentrel2]

I hate to break it to you Jessica but the "I know I look normal, but I'm actually weird and awkward on the inside" routine is only unique to you and about 4 billion other women, especially young twenty somethings.

[temmy69]

Nah, stick to my plan and you will get more views and recognition!

[fullygodfullyhuman]

I still Love you



[PromisingGalahad]

That was too adorable. I can't look at you. XP

Welcome back to YouTube.

[rockerpro]

lol, awkward turtle for the win!

[deaftone311]

Haven't seen your vids in a while, you look happy now 8)

[ROY0666]

i love you <3

[chrihern]

"How to make it on youtube" Jessica search this on Youtube and listen the tip five.

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[Apoc26]

You're funny.

[scottswan]

Welcome back, weirdo. ;)

[mythwarlock]

Welcome back!!! I missed you :D

[sadydevil]

i thought ur dead

no really WB

[allenivy2003]

Good Job on coming back to making videos again.. You're the first person Ive subscribed, and im just happy that you are back. :)

[YourPsychoanalyst]

even though i'm very happy that you're back, i still don't get why, after all this years (!) of complete silence, you suddently have become so "client-friendly".

you used to isolate yourself from all these strange commentators who hated you or wanted to screw you (or both) and now you tell all the world your twitter account and an email adress to contact you...

that's a very radical change and i don't get that....

[MrRogerBraintree]

'High functioning awkward' ? You mean Assberger's syndrome?

Your face looks really odd in this video, if I didn't know better I'd think it was CGI. Reminds me of Clu from "Tron: Legacy". The expression has an unnatural look to it that I can't quite put my finger on.

Of course, it would be amazing if you really was a CGI character.

[ThoughtScientist]

@MrRogerBraintree his face was composed of two reflected halves of one side of Jeff Bridges' face.

[FireArmsResQ]

I thought you stopped making videos! I remember when you got featured and then the next day you blew off youtube and made a knitting video to waste your 15 minutes of fame! I always thought you were superbadass for that!

[HeIIsBeIIs]

i have it sorted

i'm your 19th follower now :)

[eveningniteshade]

her face is fatter now. I wonder if she's overweight now. Stay tuned.

[TazRulesNY]

@eveningniteshade Wow your real nice!

[Taarable]

YOU'RE BACK?!

[bloodstainedpages]

Oh my gosh, you look so much like Natalie Portman.

[HeIIsBeIIs]

ok i have been to twitter and made an account ( hellsbells4 )

and i can't find you on there !!! help !!!! typed in @jess_said_that

but i couldn't find you, i won't stop searching

( could you put a link to take us straight there ?

[HeIIsBeIIs]

why is the backdrop always that brick wall ?

i really hope she's not in prison and there's a 24 stone cell mate holding the camera

making her do these video's

[HeIIsBeIIs]

the drought is over !!!

i've never followed anyone on twitter before,

but if you start tweeting ( is that the right word ? ) i will follow

if i can work it all out, your new icon picture ddn't last to long

[HeIIsBeIIs]

this is great, you're uploading a vdeo a week,

after such a long time, this is my favourite,i could watch you pulling face's forever :-)

[rebelsouljaz]

you overplucked ur eyebrows, u look fucking weird now

[peteagassi]

Why don't you just tell us where to donate our money? We can just cut right to the chase. And you won't have to waste your time making youtube videos.

- Peteagassi

[refreakasoid]

Totally I forgot I randomly subbed you. You were like the first youtube featured video I ever watched. Weird. You look different, but the same, I suppose it's a good thing. Years change people.

[Jennabugg0930]

@refreakasoid It's because she's actually wearing makeup in this video lol

[minizmr2]

hey!!, you come back =D,

Have a nice day!

Greetings!!!

[ahlioil99]

you should become a movie star 

[culwin]

I'm afraid to make any comment lest you ban me

[Judicial78]

And if you believed that last comment they have a word for you....

;)

[Judicial78]

So how does it feel to know that 75% of your viewers are pervs most likely watching your videos naked?

[Adipatus]

Blossoming into an Angry Hot Big Girl.

[Zantaer]

You're pretty.

[StrawberryCardinal]

I followed on twitter for like 15 minutes and then unfollowed. Gave in...lol.

[SaikenGunstar]

Yea awkwardness.....I think....

[Drakescythe9]

Normal is overrated.

[nitrowheel]

Jeffrey Donovan

[Nicksynm]

I am Nick, AND WHO GIVE FUCK!

[viarockgirl]

Very nice



[achigurh]

cute :)

[chrihern]

Girl , put come light in your videos make a close up of your eyes :D

[TyRiders2]

No twitter for me thanks

[kingkong8974]

Noooooo Twitter is evil...

[SuperAtheist]

are you really still little?

[J3yblivion]

nice , nice