Twilight Review part 1 redux

[ouran909]

omg thank god this video is posted back. the internet needed your voice of reason!!

[pichiny329]

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PhiyaTheGoth7]

LMAO

[padfoot25111]

this vidow was to funnn i killed my silf loling awesome jod

[f00tstep]

That movie had the most pointles shirtlesness I've ever seen.

[SnuggleShakes]

YOUR VIDEO IS HILARIOUS!..You should watch "Vampire's suck" great parody XD

[SpectralViral]

I am actually going to defend Meyer.... God forgive me.

Basically Bella must have Stockholm Syndrome... despite the facts she lives in Forks, Washington.

And I wish i were in forks... stabbing my self with a spoon. 

[smithsb]

@SpectralViral Perhaps a spork would be better :)

[smackie12]

did you just say goose pimples

[gingerds]

This video was brilliant, congrats

[TimeTravelingAcorns]

haha he looks like a foot XD

[RagingCowProductions]

@TimeTravelingAcorns

what?

[TimeTravelingAcorns]

@RagingCowProductions Robert Pattinson....He looks like the bottom of a human foot.

[darkash900]

twilight sucks ass the book sucks

[calligraphyartist]

James, and his bitch Veronica. And their Bob Marley friend . . A British Bob Marley.

haha.

[1991cmc]

lets be honest, u dont have a girlfriend... but u do make me laugh, i normally hate that gay camp american humour, but ur an exception

[TheFringeDweller]

Jacob, he was smiling like a psycho! Hahahahah

[yumchloe1]

ahahaahaha

[lilogirl96]

I read the book and it was FANTASTIC. Then i watched the movie... SHOULDA DONE MY HOMEWORK INSTEAD OF WATCHING THAT SHIT I TOOK THE NIGHT B4! AND I DONT EVEN DO HOMEWORK!!!!

[xohellobeautifullxo]

AGREEDAGREEDAGREED .

This was brilliant !

[lilj2422]

lol its probably the shit stain of america

[mvp49rb]

thank god some sane people still in this world thanks for the post

[Stingfan200010]

TWILIGHT =BAD GAY SEX

[kaulitzMGMT]

this was funny

[Arthas93]

haha awsome review xD

[Nymphetamine1193]

No no, it goes like this " Hey bella, come into my car, i have candy"

[DEADPOOLVSBATMAN]

you rock brandon say hi to kayla by the way im really your friend darien

[dogpacks]

Lol, funny review. Thank God I didn't watch that movie XD

[CalicoVall]

O_O *scared shittless from your "I'm gonna suck the shit out of you!!!" comment*

[Beatmyguest001]

I agree. I bloody hate it. It was soooo mediocre. Bad music, crap editing, wooding acting.

I read the books when I was 11, when you're 11 they're good, when you're 16, you start to think differently. XD.

[HOEHOEHOLLY]

Gggrr. Your a hot hot hotty! i think ur eyebrows r fuking sexy~~i liky how ur cheeks r all flushed pink its soooo...Ggrr...

[charlotte199angel]

you should stop shouting and stop taking the mik out of him its not funny!

[musicfreakxxx]

haha xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

OMG i was ROFL xD

dude that was just a funny review xD the way he looks at her bit is true though lol

i'm a twilight fan but a more of the books fan :) but i think this review is funny [ =

[juliette448]

totally agreeXD

[emodork94]

"and their Bob Barley friend" LO fuckingL

funny shit :L

[emodork94]

FUCKING FUNNY SHIT!!! I pissed myself so funny OMG :O

Buti love de movie & book :)

[porolita22]

Dude this has to be the funniest movie review video I have ever seen!!! I swear I even cried... LOL

[thefruitsong]

4:37

Best. Sound. Ever.

[airtwilight]

fucking hilarous funny videos!!! agree with Edward being crazy rapist!!

[Lo9911]

Your so funny love twilight but i totally see what you are saying, people really dont get that they are not real people they are just actors!!!

[XxTodesengelxx]

I wonder what she looks like naked!...I'm gonna suck the shit out of you! LMAO!!! I'm fucking subscribing.

[MattAndJeffShow]

That movie sucks

[590275502]

"i am too hot for you... stay away neelala neehlala" HAHAHAHAHA man you pwn XD

[jams881]

the movie IS great, your sis is right.

[TheAtroxious]

...This video is why all my best friends are guys.

Most girls are just annoying, not only because they're obsessed with a creepy guy who looks like a psycho rapist, but they hate me when I say I think he's ugly. Jeez, people, chill!

[Kr1zzRockz]

haha your fuckin funny

your not that bad looking lol.

i honestly think your cuter then edward cullen that everybodies droooooooling over he so ugly . Your funny haha.

[kooliejulie]

lol, it's Victoria..

[longforgottenangel]

i like your impression of the fan girls its dead on haha

[Channel45Productions]

Holy f*cking sh*t!!!

You're f*cking hilarious!!!!

I don't like twilight either, but as for the obsessed fans...omfg stfu already...

[nostradamusable]

:DDD you cool

[xWowxXxwoWx]

Hahahahahahahaha, your eyebrows CANNOT be reall!

[smithsb]

Your eyes do not decive you for they are real MUHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!

[pichiny329]

@smithsb hahahaha i freaken love your eyebrows !!!!!

[smithsb]

@pichiny329 Yes my eyebrows are the stuff of legends

[pichiny329]

@smithsb ,,,,,yeah they are...btw i 100% agree with you on this vid ..and was Hilarious as hell

[21rush12]

4:05 - 4:20 is the best part.

[sidekickboi101]

shut the fuck up your voice is annoying

[princess348]

Lol GoosePimples

[lauradora101]

I persionaly am a Twilight fan but this was seriously funny I laughed my ass off!

[redhot654]

Us girls just do that though,

we bother guys who don't give a crap ;P

[annielivz]

mm, what blusher do you use?

[zombieiscool]

You have a gay lisp.

[ccqtmaster]

man you are so courageous cause there`s so many people that are crazy about twilight and i hateee it that thing is soo fucking ugly lol...

[OffxxxThexxxLeashxxx]

I read the book only to the first couple of chapters and had to stop. The book was too dull for me and my taste. My friend bought the movie and invited me to watch it. So, I agreed and went over to her house to watch it. I couldn't pay attention to the movie because it was soooooo boring!!! I have watched better movies than that crap. I have dreamed better then that whole visual of the book. Thank you so much for doing this.

[UnicornCharlie3]

You made my day to!

[UnicornCharlie3]

your cool.

[Kamidee06]

YOU ARE A LEGEND! This made my day!

Just so you don't think we're all brain dead twilight-zombies, I am a girl and I HATE twilight *gasp*

[illusion0delusion]

Your fucking hillarious,made of epic win.

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[UnicornCharlie3]

I used to be a big fan. . . But now i hate it! And i love you smithsb! Edward is gay! I love you and your video! Make more dude! I looooove you!

[kelseyb978]

i completely agree with everything. i hate that movie too.

can you review drag me to hell?

[ILuvEire]

Oh my God. When I went to the movie with my girlfriend, I thought I was going to have a seizure.

If that girl behind me would have said "OMG look at Edward" I would have bitch slapped her.

[malibutaa]

You and me both, every fucking l12 - 16 year old bitches screaming everytime a damn vampire appeared god fucking damn.

[UnicornCharlie3]

I know. Im a girl, and im in that age group and i hate it.

[lilprinc3ss818]

u should be a comedian, or an actor lol

[KidMangaX]

Dude make more of these...please...this was hilarious. Perhaps one of the funniest reviews on youtube.

[smithsb]

Thanks :) most of my reviews arent that funny anymore probably because Iw as trying to be serious, but me and my friends are making sketches for Youtube hope to see ya then :)

[KidMangaX]

You will see me then :) and you should try to make them funny again! :D

[Flammer133]

I like twilight but ur hilarious

*subs*

[sarahewright9]

"stay away from me, i'm too hot for you..."

epic quote.  and don't forget the sparkles!

[PlumStiix]

How does a british bob marley look different from an american bob marley??

[brothersproducts]

Look At Every Poster With The Faggot Edward Cullen And He Looks Like A Rapist

[hollyanncullen]

i LOVE the books but you videos are SO FUNNY

[Bonnogreen]

Twilight almost stole my girlfriend

Best review ever

[ranasimon]

O_O stole?!?!?! oh dear god man, if she almost went that far, that's insane!

[imtheshit111]

rofl at 2:32

[madelaine4U]

You are so so so... funny!!!!!!

Excellent review!!! jajajaja...

[therealemmettcullen]

XD

i love twilight but dude ur funny cause u say such retarded stuff

[BellaFalcox]

i like the books but i think ur soo funny and the movie is shit !

[ItalianMan013]

dude u rock and ur vids are soooo funny

[SAVESHARKS4686]

I watched liked a quater of it then went to bed and i dont plan on watching the rest.

YOU ROCK!

[elleravenheart317]

You are my hero

[GLINDAnELPHABA]

You are sooooo hilarious

I love twilight too and I love hearing people make fun of my favorite thing

[Teimlia]

"I'm gonna suck the shit out of yoooou!" XD

[CrossKiryu]

Oh, my god. You are offically my idol! That is EXACTLY what it was like when i went to see Twilight with my friends who are all obseesed with these fangless, sparkly Meyerpires.

[maddiluvsJohnnyDepp]

hahaha!

everything stated on this video is sooo true!

[neosoc]

No, Detroit is the shit-stain of America, but I guess that's a moot point.

[princessxmommy]

Omg this video has me cracking up. I liked the movie but that's about where it ends. And something about Kristen Stewart bugs me. I just couldn't buy her as Bella in the movie but that's just me. Thanks for the laugh lol

[cellofreak49]

I'd take you over Cullen any day.

[1PaperBag1]

that dude really does look like Bob Marley

[1PaperBag1]

to briefly recap this video... twilight is gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[misi39]

i'm literally LMAO!!! hahahaha this is so freaking funny! lmao! priceless

[dawnieisabella]

ha, the eyebrow-action.. :) funny

[MakeUpAddictAli]

OMG this is hilarious hahahahhahahahaaha brilliant vid (:

[pialuvsu]

hahahahha Rofl that was good omg creepy ass rapiest who all want to rape bellaa lol and i luv ur eyebrow movements lol and there names are victora and laurrent

:) god jobb

[rocknroll20024]

lol lol lol lol you are so funny

[BellaFalcox]

U Are So Freakin Hilarious I Almost Wet Myself When I Watched this

[indifferencex]

rofl.

you are amazing bdan.

this was halarious.

:)

[ilikecandysandstuff]

lmfao you redid it

haha:)<3

[JJstolemyheart]

your just upset that your GIRLFRIEND likes it you know that people can call the cops on you and you can lose your house and go to jail

[peacexlondon]

as usual, you make a lot of sense.

[Hexeta0055]

LMAO i wonderr what she looks like naked XD

[666tHeFoRsAkEn666]

I'M GUNNA SUCK THE SHIT OUTTA YOU!!!"

[BrennyK23]

Your videos are intense.

It's radd.

Love it.

[schoolgirl80]

lol rockband in the back lol

[LavenderWowFactor]

Lol. I love this. I totally agree. Great job. Also, why did you go see it? I heard it sucked from people who even like the book. Namely, my friends.

[youngexplorersociety]

Basically my best friend and I were hysterical while watching your video. This is amazing. Hardly anyone I've met dislikes Twilight as much as me.

[Gobbeh]

ha ha kick ass vid i was in stiches lol

oh and her name is VICTORIA

not veronica or whtever lol

*Bows head in shame*....yes im a twilight fanatic

but who cares great vid :)

[MrsCamui]

Please tell me your a member of TwilightSucks[dot]com.

[smithsb]

actually I am not

[MrsCamui]

well, if you ever get the chance check it out. I think you'll like it.

[smithsb]

definatly will and I think I want to go to Blog tv and make al ive show

[ILoveAlexKrycek92]

god, ur freaking hilarious! i freakin peed myself! is it posible for u to get funnier?

[noodle0912]

Yay, I'm happy you updated. When I got the notification I was like "Sweet!"

You make great videos.

[haloweirdstuff]

so true.. i HATE twilight

[cat221319]

you know whats sad

My english teacher is obsessed with twilight

[dRpEpPeRlUvEr2200]

disgusting my math teacher also likes the books and its just disgusting!!!!!!!

[cat221319]

yeah it gets so annoying

[dRpEpPeRlUvEr2200]

i know theyre not even good books i read like half of the first book and when i got to the part where edward started to sparkle i was like ok ive had enough of this shit

[cat221319]

i read the first three books

the third book was the worst bella compailed the whole i got so sick and disgusted

[dRpEpPeRlUvEr2200]

i would have vomited everywhere if i got that far but i got sick when the sparkly faggot was introduced

[zephyrvampire]

yeah, its kind of creepy when your teachers obsess - my spanish teacher is obsessed.

[dRpEpPeRlUvEr2200]

holy fuck its taking over!!!!!!!

[zephyrvampire]

IT is!!!! i've been noticing it this whole time.. its getting bigger and bigger...

[dRpEpPeRlUvEr2200]

i swear if it gets any bigger im gonna go on a murdurous rampage!!!!!

[zephyrvampire]

we'll call alucard : ) lol

[cat221319]

my friend loves it too and wont shut up about all she wants to talk about is twilight and how bella and edward had sex it has gotten so bad that i have stoped answearing her emails and phone calls

[zephyrvampire]

wow... thats too bad. my best friend hates it.

[cat221319]

shes a good friend but its driving me crazy and she knows i hate the books....

[zephyrvampire]

did u try to explain to her that you dont want to hear it, and if she keeps doing it you'll have to tell her why you dont like it and annoy the crap out if her? (well, dont annoy her enuff to lose her as a friend but you know what i mean)

[cat221319]

yep i try telling her but she doesnt care and my other friends dont wanna hear it etheir

[zephyrvampire]

god. thats awful.

there are a whole bunch of girls @ my skool who love the series, and its irritating. and the librarian even but up a TWILIGHT POSTER when the movie came out. i cringed everytime i saw it.

but, yeh, i feel bad for you.

one of my friend's like it, but she doesnt obsessively talk about it.

thank god.

[cat221319]

they put some twilight thing on our schools announcement

god i wanted to kill my self

[zephyrvampire]

on an ANNOUNCEMENT?! gosh...

i would burn!

im okay with people liking twilight but god it is SO ANNOYING WHEN THEY ARE OBSESSED! If they just didnt talk about it so MUCH!

[MrsCamui]

YES! Alucard! w00t w00t!

[UnicornCharlie3]

I know! Every where i turn SOMEONE has a fucking TWILIGHT book in there hand!