This morning i unleashed the most unholy SBD Guinness fart EVER in HMV, cleared out an entire isle of shoppers, even i had to vacate the area it was that bad! It was a proud moment in my life i must say. lol
that was not that impressive at all. i have let loose much longer farts, without any "wet" noise. you, sir, are a novice, having most likely browned your shorts.
Sounds like me after a bowl of Cheerios
chuckbear1961 5 months ago
that was a TACO BILL fart!!
antonioscheel 5 months ago
the dude at 00:05 was right when he said satisfaction guaranteed.
MrSpecial18k 6 months ago
@MrSpecial18k hahahsahahaa
garena581 5 months ago
one time, i pissed off this fat kid in 3rd grade, he was so mad he let out a fart that it was heard 5 classrooms down. true story.
ForgottenAgs 6 months ago
Damn you got a loose asshole
dalewormheart3704 7 months ago
Looks like the Guiness Book of World Records has
*Puts on sunglasses*
Gone down the crapper
shadowluigi7734 8 months ago 5
i love how at the end it said " Satisfaction guarunteed
dannyville211 8 months ago
how did i get here???????? :////
Ancsee0013 8 months ago
satisfaction guaruntee! *BLARP!*
ClubPenguinMovies123 10 months ago
I've heard better farts than that at a prayer meeting.
ericroi 10 months ago
ewwwwwwwww!!! and it sounded like a firecracker hahahaha
pornoslut 11 months ago
TV: "Satisfaction guarented" lolmao
krackerflaterpater 1 year ago
Sounds like two wet steaks being slapped together, that had to hurt.
Mcdeeman21 1 year ago
that was a dry hot fart from the sound of it OUCH
peterdavid69 1 year ago
lol so easy to hear thats its FAKE
iron0912 1 year ago
@iron0912 its not fake it just sucks so bad it souds fake
Blaxethehedgehog 1 year ago
"satisfactory guranteed".... Ewww hell no
BeyondBirthdayLovJam 1 year ago
23 people disliked it because they could smell the fart
MegaPo1ng 1 year ago
Panty snap xD
piroman90zonki 1 year ago
... woulda been better if we didn't have to stare at your junk the whole vid lol
Skippyjed 1 year ago
that sounded like it hurt
mochacola1323 1 year ago
you could hear cash for gold in the background lol, subscribe
BroadkillerHD 1 year ago
omfg why do people post these short little farts my record for a fart is about 20 seconds in a car so it smelled really bad =o
TheMRlittleman23 1 year ago
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@TheMRlittleman23 -smelled like your moms pussy
HIVisaLIE 1 year ago
The Firecracker
BigAirChicago22 1 year ago
Satisfaction garaunteed? I think not.
Davyfarra 1 year ago
thats cool
clovermisty 1 year ago
Not bad. But a Guiness World Record?
RosalitaBU8 1 year ago
wet n nasty
confederatereaper1 1 year ago
you should probably check you didnt just go skiddies bro
TheWhiteOwl23 1 year ago
last time i farted that long i sharded in my underwear and some of it dripped on the floor. i was pissed
codyjt5150 1 year ago
@codyjt5150 lololololololololololololo
Da4ka7a 1 year ago
the fart master farted 50 time in a row fart the lasted one minute
bioniclefan1999 1 year ago
lmao
ryandashsdotorg 1 year ago
satisfaction guaranteed
qwertyburger49 1 year ago 4
why didnt we see the part where u stands up and all your guts fall down on the floor
bobbilopo 1 year ago
gold for money commercial in the background lmao
grybok1ng 1 year ago
i have farted as long as the 1est vrs. of 99 red ballons... jking
OFFICIALLYPWN3D 1 year ago
Not a bad effort, sounded like a ring sting.
This morning i unleashed the most unholy SBD Guinness fart EVER in HMV, cleared out an entire isle of shoppers, even i had to vacate the area it was that bad! It was a proud moment in my life i must say. lol
MrBeezman 1 year ago
is that all you got
CJJLV 1 year ago
satisfaction guaranteed
coveiro84 1 year ago
oooooooo! PANTY CHECK!
ozzynroses 1 year ago 2
that sounded like a queef to me. when you hit 33 seconds, call me.
scyber12 1 year ago
gangsta
HandyMan817 1 year ago
I DO MUCH LONGER THAN THOSE!
i can even stop and continue the fart rofl
LastFatality09 2 years ago 3
ehm it was fake
SheSister 2 years ago
now thats a chair ripper xD!
xX2sik 2 years ago
BUahaahahaha!! Th ecomments are even funnier than the fart!
ponybcurtis 2 years ago 4
your pants okay there?!
aerofan14 2 years ago 3
that was not that impressive at all. i have let loose much longer farts, without any "wet" noise. you, sir, are a novice, having most likely browned your shorts.
Denapz 2 years ago 165
@Denapz browned your shorts lol
SilverLugia2494ever 1 year ago
@Denapz LMAO
SuperPureawesomness 1 year ago
@Denapz actually he was wearing sweatpants... so your wrong
garrettkillu 9 months ago
sweet sweet technology
davidkate08 2 years ago
ROFL
cq6969 2 years ago
nassty
smacygra 2 years ago
den brech ich soger
GTA1GTA2GTA7 2 years ago
*farrrrrrrrrrrrt*
"with satisfaction garunteed" lmfaoooooo
FoxKiller23 2 years ago 7
4 secs, i heard a babie fart louder and longer then that
Kingmark47 2 years ago 2
haha the cash for gold guy is like WHAT THE FUCK!
Commandoskater3 2 years ago
you shart yourself a little there haha
xIR34P3R 2 years ago
omfg fake
i had a fart for an half minute and you will say its a guiness world record fart? löl
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bermudalimanken 2 years ago
FAKE put your wrists together put them by your lips blow BAM instant fart
blackhole997 2 years ago
that was so gross lol
RoxyFreak0708 2 years ago 2
dude i think u shit ur self
TheAnthonylopez 2 years ago 2
that sounded wet lol
prefix331 2 years ago 3
Ha.
VixterBykr2 2 years ago
i do it better every day :D
Sibuna15 2 years ago
it sounded like those ones that make your asshole feel like its burning
lacrossekid48 2 years ago 115
@lacrossekid48 dont shove cocks up your ass and it wouldnt burn
kaptain420kush 1 year ago
@lacrossekid48 HAHA!!!
patrickakapapoo 1 year ago
@lacrossekid48 hahahahhahahahahhahahahaha
CronicFiend 1 year ago
@lacrossekid48 i actually lol'd
CronicFiend 1 year ago
omg it sounded like it hurt
poopascoop6 2 years ago 4
It really did!! OUCH
batgirlluvsrock 2 years ago
heard better
FireFart179 2 years ago 3
haha
blackie932932 2 years ago
very very nice buddy...good thing..really!!!
harmsi93p 2 years ago
I can easily top that- i have like a 15 second one recorded on my blackberry
ThatNameisCoo 2 years ago
lol.... I hope you tell people that b4 you let them use your phone :)
faithful4given81 2 years ago
Damn dude...that was nice but I challenge You.....
Gassy313 3 years ago 4
how can you call a fart nice?
VatreniNavijac177 2 years ago
you can call it with a phone :P
alexistheguy 2 years ago