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  • Check out my half life 3 fan made trailer movie on my channel, give it a like, much appreciated.

  • ADS YOU ARENT ALLOWED TO LAG

    YOUR ADS

    WE DONT CARE ABOUT WATCHING YOU

    LOAD AND LET ME WATCH GORDON >:C

  • 5:49 this fuckin' zombie scared the shit out of me.

  • Ok,lets see if I can go ANOTHER 10 yards without running into any soldiers -He sees a squad-.....Nope

    XD Priceless

  • MARCO! *gunfire* oh wait he's the blind one... that means I'm polo. POLO! *waits* POL... wait, cool I won! time for the victory dance... da-da da da... wait a minute...

    ROFL

  • I love how if you don't like sumthing you shoot it

  • @hjenkinz I think of him as Will. Dust has a point. Fuck you.

  • 7:34 John Freeman can kill goasts.

  • is it just me, or does gordan freeman sound alot like Will Ferrell?

  • @DustDeadeye It's just you. The rest of us are hearing Ray Romano

  • @hjenkinz well either way I am gonna voice my opinon and say that honestly sounds like Will Ferrell and not Ray Romano.

  • @DustDeadeye still wrong.

  • @hjenkinz ok mr. know-it-all, apparently you know what everyone else is hearing and saying Ray Romano, it doesn't matter. wrong or not, its you whos wrong. Trying to tell me I am wrong on a opinion, thats messed up

  • @DustDeadeye still wrong tho

  • @hjenkinz only to you

  • @DustDeadeye still wrong.

  • @DustDeadeye still wrong.

  • @hjenkinz yes ray :) thats also why i love it more haha

  • They flanked me, which is why I know theresONE UNDER HERE!!

  • thumbs up if you know who vlad the impaler is

  • 5:40 hells coat rake LOL

  • WHY IS EVERYBODY REPEATING WHAT THIS GUY SAID ALREADY? WE SAW IT TOO, AND FOR THOSE WHO DIDN'T, DON'T SPOIL THEIR FUN. dumb attention whores....

  • "I have to blow everything up. It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!"

    That's what I keep saying! But they keep throwing me in here with nothing but this laptop.

  • Guys there's gonna be 2-3 new FM vids this month :D

  • @jamessonic5621

    YAAAY!!!=D

  • @AntonPrivalov1 Noclip command

  • Witch I Know Why Theres One Under HERE!

  • @AntonPrivalov1 Using the Elements of Harmony.

  • Hey, is that a full moon? Awhoooooo....

  • does anyone else just see a still, darkened picture of the freeman logo but still hear the sound? but just for this episode so far though?

  • The guy said it would take you straight to the surface. Well, that's half-true...

  • hmm, they flanked me.. which is why i know theres one over here! Oh, maybe not HaHaHaHa

  • Of all the badass mofus

  • everytime i play this game and ii got to this part i thought pirimid head was going to find me

  • At the end , you needed a GRAPPLE !!!!

  • SLATE.

    I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT INREREST SHIT FOR SOME DAMN BABY.

    FUCK OFF SLATE.

  • HAX!!!!!!

  • WTF!?!?! DID THEY JUST POP OUT OF A BOX !?!?!?!?! XD. you totally should play HL2

  • Is he drugged

  • 3:40, the question every guard makes on the metal gear solid franchise

  • DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

  • Well, he got to the surface. xD

  • Ok I know we are all here to see the episode, but is it me or the ads are becoming more and more ridiculous? It's bad enough we can't skip some, they might as well make 'em as shitty as possible!

  • Gotta admit I'm kinda mad he didn't just get a tram through.

  • Wouldnt it be nice if the goddamn volksvagen advert didnt burst my eardrums...

  • "Oh he'll Pay. He WILL pay-" *gunfire*

  • "I have to blow shit up, how else am i going to prove im not crazy!"- haha

  • Then what was the long way??? Lol

  • it is HL: source

  • Its actually garys mod

  • @w3stwood No its not dumbass,its HL:Source,theres console commands and cheats

  • @w3stwood Hell,garrys mod is based off Half life

  • jacks in a box... X) XD HAHAHA LOL... that's not that funny -_-

  • @noah12301 i think hes using god mode

  • @flyby501 Its HL: Source

  • how does he climb so high? I'm playing half-life 2 literally right now and i can't jump for shiitake mushrooms

  • That Explosion in the beginning was loud as shit.

  • PILLS HERE!

  • Ya, just put ur soldiers in a box.  When the enemy approaches they just jump out. Its brilliant

  • poping out of a box is not cartoons its METAL GEAR SOLID!

  • 145 people had a cart full of dead bodies sent to them.

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  • ...Why are there nipples in related videos?

  • 5:42 hahahahhahahahahahahaha

  • i crapped my PANTS when i hear:

    OH GOD, NO, STOP, STOP THAT, STOP. WHAT THE FUCK, DID THEY JUST POP OUT OF A BOX?! WHY WERE THEY IN A BOX?! THATS LOONEY TOONS CRAP!

  • MARCO!!!

  • Gordan Freeman:

    Scientist, Monkey, Cat, Werewolf.

  • hehey thats the power of imagination :D

  • i like when he says WTF xD

  • My god, I am sick of these "premature perspiration" ads.

  • All I can think of right now are those quizzes that are titled, "How long would you survive a Zombie Apocalypse."

    Freeman would score 142%. And he would make the zombies his minions.

  • Fuck Cloud Gaming.

  • Hells coatrack I dont think so.

  • Two soldiers named Jack wait for Freeman, their disguise...A BOX!

  • Roflmao

    ''Let's put those two soldiers in a box!''

  • @OurTurnProductions

    Console commands

    Cheat codes (console commands)

    He is playing HL Source, not the original.

  • @anonomous1324 No shit Sherlock

  • @anonomous1324 What commands? Can you tell me?

  • @anonomous1324 I thought he was using Garry's Mod.

  • @eddievhfan1984 you were wrong

  • @MrBoournslol Well, I thought that's how you stripped the HUD.

  • @anonomous1324 but you can still use console commands in the original

  • How can he...

    1.Go through tight spaces

    2.Go lower then an ordinary crouch

  • @AntonPrivalov1

    Using mods.

  • @AntonPrivalov1 HAAAAAX!

  • How can he...

    Undraw his weapon

    Jump and grab on ledges

    have good graphics?

  • @OurTurnProductions magic of cheats.

  • @OurTurnProductions Cheats, mechanic, source.

  • @OurTurnProductions A reskin for a weapon. He does pull-ups by noclip. He has it assigned to a hotkey.

  • @OurTurnProductions Half-Life Source (grab ledges and shit; maybe its just sv_cheats) undraw wep i think is both, and good graphics is Half-Life: Source

  • @OurTurnProductions Console commands and binds.

  • @OurTurnProductions undraw i dont now but i think he uses noclip for the ledges and graphics dont know too :P

  • @OurTurnProductions Thats the power of imagination, my friend.

  • @OurTurnProductions Impulse 200, its a cheat

    Noclip with slow speed

    its half-life Source (updated engine)

  • @OurTurnProductions Grab on Ledges=noclip

  • @OurTurnProductions noclip bind hide weapon bind half-life:Source :P

  • @OurTurnProductions Undraw weapons: Developers console,

    Ledges and nice jumps: Some form of noclip with the developers console,

    Good graphics, i think he's using source or a mod in garrys mod.

  • @OurTurnProductions Editing. Noclip for climbing. Good Graphics is probably because he play on Source version, use configs and probably a mod or two.

    Bind it all in the console commands, edit in sounds and you get this.

  • @OurTurnProductions + the enemies die differently, more realisticly...

  • @OurTurnProductions Undraw weapon - impulse 200 (binds it to a key)

    Jump and Grab ledges - jump and noclip

    Turn on the graphics to all setting?

  • @OurTurnProductions HL:Source...

    

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  • @OurTurnProductions impulse 200, noclip, HL:Source.

  • @OurTurnProductions Half life Source and im suprised 76 people dont know this...

  • I can see a cigar smoking general thinking of that..."hey, lets put 2 soldiers in a box and when the enemy comes by they pop out. Brilliant!"

  • what did you guys do to make the graphics better on this game and why when you kill the zombies they lean on the walls and dont sink in ???? pls reply i wanna play the game like this

  • What is that?! HELL'S COAT RACK? I DONT THINK SO!

  • See, all the grappling hook industry needs is MORE dissasters and stranded people, THEN their products will sell like hot cakes!!

  • I lost it when he looked under the desk. Rofl.

  • Get this guy a grappling hook

  • Apparently the first thing Gordon Freeman is gonna buy when he gets outta there is a grappling hook. Like every other episode he rants about how all this would be so much easier if he had one. XD Not that I blame him…

  • 5:46 he didnt know that there were another one XD

  • Reading this comment has waste you 4 seconds in your life you'll never get back! :3

  • goddamnit i want some pills...

  • Cigar Smokn General- "yeah just put some soldiers in a box, when the enemy approaches, they just jump out!, its brilliant!"

  • those gun man are total dick's .....O_O

    "its a dick in a box"

  • That sounds like me when i play games. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!

  • Why he didn't use the smal train?! He is a liar ! He is crazy!

  • Marco! Polo! polo? ah sweet i won.

  • ooookaaaaay i got an ad that showed a toilet that cleans your ass automatically after you did your dump WITH WATER! WTF?!?!?

  • You're very funny at 5:42!

  • THE FREEMAN! THE STOP! THE REVENGE! What's next? THE OMG! THE ---*BOOM* --the.dannger.....

  • This guy would fit in perfectly with the Venture Bros.

  • Ross Scott is just a funny guy to listen to I love Hλlf-life, and his commentary just cracks me up.

  • @Girfan108 Who's Ross Scott?

  • @031000ron1 The director/editor/voice actor who made this.(Also civil protection, galaxy gulp and some other machinimas)

  • @Girfan108 How did you do that "A?"

  • WOAHAHOHOHOOO! What the HELL is that? HELL'S COATRACK! I DON'T THINK SO!

  • "DID THEY JUST POP OUT OF A BOX?!

    WHY WOULD THEY BE IN A BOX?!

    THAT'S LOONEY TOON'S CRAP!!"

    It's 2 AM and i'm loling my ass off

    Edit: I'm just loling to everything right now. I don't know if the guy is a genius or the lack of sleep.

  • "DID THEY JUST POP OUT OF A BOX?!

    WHY WOULD THEY BE IN A BOX?!

    THAT'S LOONEY TOON'S CRAP!!"

    It's 2 AM and i'm loling my ass off

  • WHOAHOHOHOHO what is that! Hell's Coat Rack I don't think so! Yeah! EHHHH! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

  • 5:48 that scared me and my and freemans mind said the same thing DIE DIE DIE !!!

  • "That would be DOPE if they had something like this for hurtles at the Olympics though..if a runner screwed up then he would just EXPLODE."

    And then my ramen noodles were all over my keyboard :3

  • 3:31 snake's in a box

  • 5:56 fucking scared. E when the alien was hiding in the left corner

  • Shepard from Opposing force has a grappling hook, well, an alien grappling hook...

  • its amazing how freeman can live without food and water underground

  • @Trybut3 Pfft. Hes got Doritos! And the blood of aliens!

  • If they ever really give Gordon a voice, I will never accept it. THIS WILL ALWAYS BE FREEMAN'S VOICE TO MEEEE.

  • @CelesteStorywriter Gordan Freeman is mute and so is Chell. We will only hear this voice.

  • I should've been a pirate.

  • FUCK THE SYSTEM!!

  • 3:33 assholes trying to imitate snake

  • "They flanked me... which means I know theres one under here!!! Oh maybe not..."

  • "woah woah woah what is that? Hell's coat rack? I don't think so!"

  • freemans mind is a walkthrough and a comedy i love it =>

  • Turn on Closed Captions. Ten times funnier.

  • Sooo, Sector E Material Transport B... yeah, I'm lost. hahahahaha genious!

  • Seriously hilarious shizzle. 

  • Psychological warfare worked for Vlad the impaler, it could work for me, too.

  • That Gordon guy? He's gonna di- * gets shot *

  • that's looney toons crap xd

  • Where the subtitles? :( Ma english s bad :O

  • Haha hell's coat rack XD

  • 5: 45 lol

  • 5 45 lol

    

  • I HAFT TO BLOW EVERYTHING UP ITS THE ONLY WAY TO PROVE IM NOT CRAZY!

  • Hmmm what to comment... I know! (funny quote from video above) Now everyone will like my comment!

  • @devilboy2100 *No one likes comment*

  • he is a monkey.he is a cat. he is a wolf. he is a freeman

  • 6:30 I "EY!!!"ed with him lol

  • Nyar! Put two soldiers in a box! When the enemy approaches, they just jump out! It's brilliant!

  • One under here ohh

  • fuck these ads when u have ur headphones in.

  • I have to blow everything up. It's the only way to prove that I'm not crazy.

  • oh the second zombie at 5:49 made me jump xD

  • Marco!......oh wait hes Marco.........Polo!

  • 7:25 lol haha :)

  • METAL BOXES?!

  • To me, he sounds like Tom Servo from MST3K

  • First 10 episodes were funny.

    the rest is just downhill

  • @PufferBluntman Then why are you still here? >.<

  • @PJATdug I'm not