Russell Peters Best Of All Time

[hadhiksasuke]

I think my jaw z broken

[hadhiksasuke]

osm video

[bamfnicholas]

Just need to say, how much I love Russell Peters x] he always brightens my day.

[ItzClobert]

WE meet again 240p

[FantastyckplastycK]

nice quality, my fave

[khanpakarmyzindabad]

i am from pakistan thankgod pakistani r not dark.................

[dbhupinder91]

@khanpakarmyzindabad yea u are not dark u are asshole

[MrGamemaker2000]

@dbhupinder91 App ki maa ko choda tha? Did the condom fail? Got another brother? no wonder u mad.

[need4peace]

@khanpakarmyzindabad world is moving to new highs and its a shame the most of your people are still stuck with this skin color thing....Thing broad and not just burqa...

[mrzomg99]

i was just drinking some water when he was imitating the sri lankans and i honestly had to spit it all out i laughed so hard!!!!

[need4peace]

@mrzomg99 big deal huh??

[DDTphoenix]

I'm in pain laughing

[Urbanfire123]

Which stand up is the first part of the video from?

[Ashwin737]

Indians love this guy...

[kevivjun]

@Ashwin737 yes we do

[divyangkotian]

@Ashwin737 eberyone loves this guy n coz of him im proud to be indian XD

[imgoddlike]

He was in Source Code

[crankrocker13]

@amarjeetknl he already performed in india and we indians loved him.. so stop talking like a red neck

[tokiokoetai]

The awkward moment when I wear my Be a Man Russell Peters shirt and I watch the skit.

[Masterpivot292]

His impression of the Chinese guy talking to his wife is awesome.

[iloveasians00]

raise the cheek! xD

[amarjeetknl]

Ask your mom she must be slept with three or four fuckers to gave you birth your are not from a single father mother fucker don't make fun of Indians mother fucker do this things in india if your not a bastard

[Getfallin]

@amarjeetknl haha fkin lame ass even indians love him... ur just a fked up people among the minority who dont

[meetneo24]

@Getfallin He is not that popular in India but he do have fans here, ppl like him actually. Though as a comedian he exaggerate some things but who gives a damn about that if you are laughing your ass off.....lol

[vijhilante]

@meetneo24 Erm - do you even know India? He's FRICKIN' BIGGGG in India...

[Elisefire]

@amarjeetknl First of all swearing at someone who put up a video of him yes of him meaning swearing towards just a video is stupid Second of all none ever says you cant have a opinion but if your opinion is gonna be some dumb shit then just just the fuck up if you don't like the video so yeah but don't tell us your stupid ass opinion cuz we don't wanna hear it

[karinaloverobbie]

Russel please make jokes of portugese.. lol please!:P 

[SargeJOJO]

LAUGH..OUT...FUCKIN LOUD.. hahahaha

[Frapanapolis]

i think i might have broken a rib.



[SpetznazMaster1]

@Frapanapolis be a man

[UnleashHell316]

I reckon he knows that Tamils come from India, its just that in Sri Lanka the dialect is different (generally speaking faster than Indian Tamil). Plus its a common stereotype that Tamil's from Sri Lanka are dark and stereotypes are usually his punch lines.

[shitty3344]

HEy be a man thumbs up now, mayb you dun thumbs up now and watch other film then you come back i say NOOOOOOO you thumbs up two time. BE A MAN !!!!!!!!!

[niclaz300]

@shitty3344 Logic fail

[cashifiqbal2]

@5:43 Did he say Lun ??!!!

[sofiahamid86]

I am amazed he doesn't know that Tamil is originally from Southern India. India has like various different languages. And not all srilankans are dark!

[magkdesilva]

Well Tamil People are Not From Srilanka.. They r Originally from India thats y they speak like indians dum fuck... lol

[digimon969]

This guy, FUCKING BEAST.

[aghpzac]

i was eating dinner, he started talking about hairy asses

[nyimayougyal]

hey!!! be a man..... hilarious man.....

[xxxvideovixen]

he looks really handsome there....

[KaptKan1]

Russell was skinny and funny back then. Now he's neither. Sad.

[McFrizzey]

WHO THE FUCK WOULD DISLIKE THIS?



[MrLumpyDoodle]

I would post up a video of best of russell peters but i would have to upload a 3hr vid

[boywhogames]

Russell Peters, Dane Cook, Chris Rock, AskaCapper, Jeff Dunham, and patrice o'neal.

[BloodifiedTV]

shrinlakaakamaualalakalalakaln­nathan! LOL

[arginoth]

i have a hairy ass and i wear a thong

[mmaka911]

there is no indian porn haha

LOL

[Afroditi333]

@BabyyioKianaan369 awww. i hope you have a lovely day today hun. :) keep your head up.

[m33lad]

why do youtube members always feel the need to forced feed everyone else with their opinions?!

[africansupaman]

eww hairy pakis and guja fucking ratis

[MrMaichoda]

@africansupaman nigger

[rohan64bit]

@africansupaman gay NEGRO..slave...BLACK TITS...now thats ewwwwwwwww

[smoothy166]

corn on the cob not cup :P

[manijay89]

Corn on the cup !!!!!

Corn on the cup !!!!!

[1234lillan]

Now i know what he sounds like sometimes, WILL SMITH in fresh prince in bell air..

[MematiOO7]

Noooooooo,oooooooo

Be a man lol

[RansomLive]

shout out to pacific mall lol

[sf49ersrule]

lolz, im indian, and im not hairy.... such an outcast lol

[TheMrpalid]

34 people don't like corn on the cob

[flylike97]

haha keep replaying 0:56

[Ddrag0nn]

KEEP PRESSING 1 :D

[Assasin7x8]

My abs just get harder and harder from watching his vedios

[BaThEeShA]

Im Sri lankan this was funny :))

[hollow2k10]

HEY BE A MAN!

[TheLeBronJames6Fan]

Russell Peters is the best comedian alive

[Enoa7]

@TheLeBronJames6Fan

nah. he's good, but eddie izzard is wayy better

[Chaosdude7111]

@Enoa7 Russell Peters is second only to Eddie Izzard in hilarity.

[Enoa7]

@Chaosdude7111

russels funny but the topic is mostly around that whereas eddie talk about everything

[thatgurl08810]

love his face at 3:54

[TheLeBronJames6Fan]

@thatgurl08810 6:28

[freeko01]

SRILAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK­AKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK­AKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKA­KAK

xD im a sri lankan

and this is classic XD

[PrototypesGames]

@freeko01 i thought they were one of the poorest countries in the world

[freeko01]

@PrototypesGames....... um well ....

we do have a good internet connection, and great sense of humour so

nope :P

[dilpium]

he keeps saying sri lankans speak tamil? but a lot of sri lankans speak sinhala.

[bennyagp]

srilankans speak tamil????

[DucksFromHell]

@bennyagp yeah and sinhala

[bennyagp]

@DucksFromHell oh thank u.. i learnt somthng new today.

[armythug123]

wut kind of suit is that? his jacket is long as fuck

[cca211]

"I think the God that was making Indian people was having some sort of practical joke - with the other Gods. I think he was showing off or something like that.... "Hey hey hey! Watch this watch this! I'll take these people here and I'll put them in the hottest place in the world. And just for the FUN, I'll cover them with hair!"

LOL!! HAHAHA

[DoomChopStick]

Now.. who is Bigfoot ?

the Answer is easy... any guesses ?

[jamminjayzee]

@DoomChopStick black ppl?? u know wat they say abt big feet

[DoomChopStick]

@jamminjayzee Congratulations, Give this man his Prize!!!

[HiItsKeven]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[iraqiprincess7]

50c lots of money then u make another 50c then u have one dollar, then you take your dollar and go to the dollar store LMFAOOOOOOOOO love this man so fucking funny omggg

[iraqiprincess7]

i love him

[marimekko13]

LMAO

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[SimonCovvell]

Kaneticap Kaneticap Kaneticap

[kaixdragon]

bad audience at 3:18

[KaeshaSweet]

I bet everyone at that club choked on their drinks. LOL! Love him!!!!

[AsakuraAvan]

hahahahahaha 5:08

[chocokoneko]

Be a MAN! Do the right thing!

[Kormack1]

I give u best price....$34.50!!!!!

[ashiedrew]

WICKED! i love how he uses wicked, thought that was just a newfoundland thing .

[Dave1854]

MasterBott this is very old old material. His shows now do not contain these material. A lot of his material on here are recycled and deemed classics since this is where it all started.

[wierdmanoj]

bandana on jimi hendrix afro....:)

imagine that...:)

lol

[kissmeniceify]

and just for fun ill cover them in hair! LOL

[MasterBott01]

I hate when he uses the same god damn jokes over and over. it makes him look so bad especially when with the same attitude. at least change your style a little or something while using the same jokes.

[TheMimi90s]

@MasterBott01 hes retelling his jokes to DIFF. people.

[goflames99]

@MasterBott01 comedians do the same jokes on the same tour genious. they cant make up an entirely new joke list before every show 30 times.....

[SinhaleseForever]

@bennyagp Sri Lanka's national language is Sinhala ..and 95% of sri lankans speak sinhala ..other 5% are tamils ..:-)

[bennyagp]

@SinhaleseForever I forgot what comment I made and for what you're replying.. lol anyway today I learnt that srilankans speak a language called sinhalese.

[wwefan435]

@kavinda008 congrats you seem like its a big deal that you dont know tamil.

[TheSuperArhum]

wherez the *somebody gona get hurt real bad*

[wallaEthnicbro]

noooooooooooooooooooooo ahahahahahahahhah

hahahaahah love love love love it!!!! <3 

[maning04]

shulakatakalakatakalakatakalat­a Nathan... LMAO!!! :))

[taryndancer29]

srilakalakalakalakalakalakalak­anathan

[samirdaniels]

Hey, Be A Man... 9:10

[homicidalsoldier2006]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ 5:40!!!!! SINGING AROUND HIS LUND LMFAO AND AFTER THAT AHAHHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

[abcdrz100]

I am a slankan it is true, SL forgot english is not their first language

[monkeykidXD]

lol i live near pacific mall

[anzacpride1]

@Godfathergoogle I REKON WTF

[pavichokche]

NOT

FUNNY !!!

[eafkuor]

@pavichokche why everyone is laughing then..

[pavichokche]

@eafkuor Because they are all deluded pricks without a sense of humor !!! They only think he's funny because he is the only comedian [barely] they've seen ! Trust me, if you were to watch/listen to [at least] some of the other comedians out there, you'd know what I mean. His act is plain and simple, anyone could do it.

[wearerocketscientist]

@pavichokche we all have our own sense of humour. deal with it. :)

[pavichokche]

@wearerocketscientist While I completely realize and acknowledge that, it doesn't change the fact that he is a horrible comedian. He has no originality, no character, All he does is make stupid jokes about worn out racial and cultural stereotypes. I'm honestly surprised he doesn't talk about airline food (I'm sure he does sometimes).

[Simpsonsfreak1134]

@pavichokche I've seen tons of comedians from all over the world. Steve Patterson, Derek Edwards, Jeremy Hotz, Ron Josol, Aziz Ansari, Gabriel Iglesias, Tommy Tiernan, Sean Lock, Jimmy Carr, Danny Bhoy and Rich Hall, these are some of the funniest comedians I've ever seen and its still the bare minimum of what I'm going to write down. Russel Peters is my favourite of all because he's unashamedly Canadian and he's willing to make fun of ANYONE.

[pavichokche]

@Simpsonsfreak1134 Dave Chapelle, Louis C.K., David Cross, Maria Bamford, Daniel Tosh, Nick Swardson, Joe Rogan. Some of them you may not see on TV (and certainly not the Montreal Comedy festival) but that's precisely the point, that's not what defines a comedian.

[Simpsonsfreak1134]

@pavichokche I've never heard any comedian say any jokes like his. Maybe you just think they aren't original because he's done them before a really long time ago, which you heard about and assumed it wasn't him. Why would you bring Just for Laughs into this? I realize that just because you perform there doesn't mean your a comedian, it just means your a really successful comedian.

[syas13]

@pavichokche Rite boy,Dave Chapelle's the best comedian of all time.

[Simpsonsfreak1134]

@pavichokche Everyone has different tastes when it comes to comedians. I'm personally not a fan of Dane Cook or Eddie Murphy. I don't watch a video of them on youtube and then call everyone who likes them retarded pricks who don't know comedy. Why did you watch this video? He's the highest paid stand-up comedian in the world, you must have seen him before.

[pavichokche]

@Simpsonsfreak1134 Dane Cook is funny but isn't super hilarious, and neither is Eddie Murphy. I watched this video just to make sure that he is not funny at all (I had never listened to him for more than 10 seconds) and I confirmed it. I assure you that he is not the highest paid stand-up comedian in the world, and the day he is, I will kill myself. Just for the record, none of the comedians you listed above are especially funny either (I've never heard of any of them).

[Simpsonsfreak1134]

@pavichokche Just because you haven't heard of any of these comedians doesn't mean they aren't funny. I don't automatically assume that the comedians you like aren't funny. I've seen these comedians you speak of and all of them are funny, especially Lewis Black and Daniel Tosh. You couldn't do Russell Peter's jokes. I couldn't do them and I couldn't see any of these other guys doing them because none of them are as daring as he is.

[pavichokche]

@Simpsonsfreak1134 And because I'm sure that you will say "well that doesn't mean anything, I still find them funny" I will try to explain to you what I really mean. I have no problem with people's preferences, I understand that people have different senses of humour. However, there is still such a thing as good and bad comedians, just like there are good and bad chefs and musicians. Many people like McDonalds hamburgers, that doesn't make them good !

[Simpsonsfreak1134]

@pavichokche These aren't just knock-knock jokes, they're stories. Thats the type of comedian he is. He tells stories from his life and he's willing to poke fun at any group of people, which you can't do until you're willing to poke fun at yourself. If you don't like him then thats your opinion which you are entitled to. Just know that millions of people from all over the world disagree with you.

[mpingola]

@Simpsonsfreak1134 He goes a little overboard at poking fun at his own Indian race.Most of the stories he says about his own culture are not true.

He has never even lived a whole week in India.How can he poke fun of a culture hes lived in?

He has grown up around western people.Yet he hardly pokes fun at them.

If he really was a true comedian,he would be versatile with his jokes.

India is really trying to come up as a country,and this idiot is doing a brilliant job at instigating stereotypes.

[Simpsonsfreak1134]

@mpingola He already has made fun of the fact that he's not a true Indian, he's a Canadian and he has grown up around Indians, his parents. It seems that you're taking him, a comedian(one who makes jokes in order to instigate laughter), way too seriously. He goes so over the top with his stereotypes that there must be some embellishment. Not all of his jokes are about other races, its just that he's become known as that sort of comedian. Every comedian has their own specialty.

[mpingola]

@Simpsonsfreak1134 Hes a first generation canadian,he grew up in a white neighbourhood.He said himself in an interview "Im white on the inside.my parents are weird,they are like typical indians."

Its NOT fun when an american asks an indianvery seriously ...."why are you fair,you should be brown?"

"Do you wear a red dot on the forehead?"

He can clear these stereotypes instead...and make humor at the same time.

[Simpsonsfreak1134]

@mpingola Those questions aren't asked because of him, they are asked because a large amount of americans are ignorant rednecks. I know Indians aren't really like that and so does he, they are just a group of regular people that, like any other group of regular people, have stereotypes. He doesn't exempt himself whenever he pokes fun at Indians, he includes himself in the stereotypes. Like I said before, you can't make fun of others unless you're willing to make fun of yourself.

[mpingola]

@Simpsonsfreak1134 He is a CANADIAN.He grew up around whites/blacks/mexicans.

Canadians typically follow the american way of life.They watch the same movies,have the same celebrities,etc.

Doesnt he find anything in western culture to make comedy about?

He is a CANADIAN,first make fun of canada,then other countries.

[Simpsonsfreak1134]

@mpingola You don't understand his comedy. The only people he is making fun of are americans and to a lesser extent Canadians. When he does that Indian accent he's not making fun of Indians, he's making fun of our beliefs about Indians. He's saying this is what you actually believe, isn't it stupid and hilarious that you actually believe this crap. I find him funny, clearly you don't, so why did you decide to watch this video and then start an argument with the highest rated comment?

[Simpsonsfreak1134]

@mpingola You don't have any friends here so go watch some Dane Cook and other assorted crap.

PS: Don't you fucking dare compare Canada to the United States of Hillbillia.

[kachuchu1234]

@mpingola if you watched his comedy you would see he does make fun of canada. and his family trying to be canadian. America doesnt need to be made fun of through comedy caz its already a JOKE

[pavichokche]

@Simpsonsfreak1134 A good comedian is one who is original, has an original set that cannot be reproduced. A good comedian has an elaborate jokes, he/she doesn't just hurl "knock-knock" jokes at the crowd (although Neil Hamburger somehow pulls that off in his own way). A good comedian is not defined by how much money they make, or where they get to perform. The bottom line is, Russell Peters - not a good comedian. If you want to hear some really good comedians, check out Patton Oswalt,Lewis Blac

[XxMaDsPaCexXV2]

@pavichokche

LMAO dud Patton oswalt is the worst comedian ever

[pavichokche]

@XxMaDsPaCexXV2 Well clearly you're delusional. You should check if you have a fever and possibly visit a psychiatrist. Just don't panic, everything will be alright.

[XxMaDsPaCexXV2]

@pavichokche

lmao im not delusional. ill take it back hes the not worst. hes just not one of my favorites. i honestly dont like his jokes and the way says them

[pavichokche]

@XxMaDsPaCexXV2 Alright, you're entitled to an opinion and have personal tastes, and I respect that.

[mahdogzbite]

binsacarnandicab!?

[xxskittlez123xx]

"Look at them pulling down there sleeves, 'go to hell you basterrrd...'" LMFAO!!! xD

[ILumiN8R]

Tigers speak Tamil 2, do u want 2 know more?

[kurtpitt]

i am an indian and i think russell is at his best when he takes a dig at indian.

helooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooo....lol

[milpatel83]

ferty fo fifty.....

[madzane94]

Indians were in the Caribbean before blacks... in Jamaica it was indian.. then white then black

[tc0l3y91]

@madzane94 It was South American, then Spanish, then white, then black. Don't know where you got your info from.

[madzane94]

Lol... alright I never thought i had to get into detail... It wa Arawak and Tainos then Spanish Then European then Slaves..

[karinne06]

SwkalakaswakaalakaNATHAN. lmao

[henasee1]

dude is funny as hell. best comedian ever.

[cellardoor199991]

3:49 LOL!

[StaraziaSelin66]

@Godfathergoogle russell peters. it was in his sketch. do you watch your videos?

[BRITISHALQAIDA]

tamil and bengoli ppl must b kicked out of UK

[insensitivequad]

@BRITISHALQAIDA and where then would you get your big macs and cars cleaned from?

[ChaseOneWB2]

AND JUST FOR FUNN

[tharanikaran]

@Godfathergoogle  the truth sri lankans speak Tamils the invaders speak singalease

[tharanikaran]

HAHA RUSSELL YOU ARE THE BEST

[tharanikaran]

@Godfathergoogle the true sri lankans speak Tamils the invaders speak singalease

[gkedpage]

Best Russell Peters jokes!!couldn't stop laughing!!

[bennyagp]

@Godfathergoogle well, i hope you watched the video.

[diddy150]

I think being hairy is manly

[Amorphustruth]

lying bastard he told the americans that england was boring ...LOL

[joeyjokester]

@Amorphustruth england is boring.

[waqasarqum]

£34.50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[girlchaser2009]

best comidean in the world

[rasaecnai]

"Rastaman Vibration!" hahaha LOL