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  • I tried this the other day and now I'm dead.

  • HOLY FUCK

  • MIKE WINS, FINISH HIM

  • Warning! Do NOT try this with single ply store brand toilet paper. It will not work.

  • I'd bring an air horn. I'd imagine that would scare off most predators.

  • Joe brought me here too.

  • Wow , he is fuxking crazy

  • i thought he would throw it

  • It's understandably hard for him to move around with such colossal balls of pristine steel.

  • @PaonSol best comment ever! so true

  • HOW CAN DANNY SIT DOWN WITH BALLS THAT BIG

  • The toilet paper was covered in cinnamon.

  • "landwhale defeats lion in staring contest"

  • @thebinbabys He's going face to face with lions and you're attacking him on youtube. Aren't you the model of courage.

  • He is...the most interesting man in the world.

  • 1:33 "Paint me like one of your french girls"

  • I don't see how he was able to crawl like that with his massive balls

  • at least he could wipe the shit in his pants off after

  • 1:35 guy lays down "Like I give a fuck"

  • That's amazing! He was able to use the same toilet paper to record this video.

  • I AM MAN WIPER OF ASSES!

  • BALLS OF STEEL

  • rogan

    

  • I would be scared of that fat fuck too.

  • who is gonna win next time???!!!

    this guy does this every fucking day or what?

  • disliked for the stupid fucking title and description.

  • fus ro DAHHH

  • he did not defeat it he escaped confrontation with a deadly animal.

    the lion seamed more intrigued than agressive to me but what do i know

  • i bet he gets mad pussy everytime he wants.

  • This guy would own and poker!

  • It'd be funny if the entire time there was another Lion sneaking up behind the guy. He would be so fucked.

  • The lion's all "The fuck is this?"

  • ALL CAPS MAKES THIS VIDEO MORE INTERESTING. LMAOROFLMAO

  • I can see why he would bring toilet paper

  • Gets interesting at 2:15

  • DAMN NATURE.. YOU SCARY!

  • Joe Rogan? Joe Rogan.

  • Redban's Ponytail was long back then

  • Joe

  • Was that dude wearing a heart rate monitor? I'd love to know how jazzed he was.

  • Man vs Wild Pride male lion. MAN DEFEATS LION WITH TOILET PAPER LMAO!! butthole.

  • Joe Rogan

  • Thanks Redban!

    

  • Next time, give him two rolls!

  • RedBan For LIFE >>>>>>>>

  • When's there going to be a " JESUS FUCKING CHRIST send me here!" top comment?

  • TRAIN BY DAY WATCH JOE ROGAN POPCAST BY NIGHT... ALL DAY!!!

  • TRAN BY DAY JOE ROGAN PODCAST BY NIGHT..... AL DAY.

  • The only thing I would use that for is wiping my ass after that encounter

  • that nigga is lucky if it was me with toilet paper the lion would had killed me and wiped his face after

  • "If he joins the first one, Mike will find himself alone, except for the camera man behind him. Against the two of them, trapped, without any hope of escape, except for the man behind the camera man with tranquilizer darts."

  • @bambam2384 tranquilizer darts wouldn't take effect quickly enough to save the dude if the lion attacked

  • BUT WHAT ABOUT NEXT TIME?!?

  • "Jesus Fucking Christ" - Joe Rogan

  • Haha thanks to rogan!

  • I bet that guy went to Olive Garden afterwards to celebrate

  • No sense wasting toilet paper when youcan wipe your ass with a lion instead.

  • Your mother got me here!

  • Joe Rogan experience podcast got me here!

  • The Joe Rogan Podcats is sponsored by the flashlight

  • @SpaceMonkey01101 fleshlight

  • That guy is fucking dumb. 

  • white people...

  • Thanks Redban

    

  • I could strangle a lion with my bare hands

  • Rogan

  • Joe Rogan rocks.

  • it is Joe Rogan's podcast but Redban is the one who knew told everyone about the video so it should be thank you Redban lol... But the Joe Rogan Experience is an awesome podcat... Deathsquad 4 Life!!

  • if youre rocking a ponytail, youve clearly made some bad choices in life....

  • Train by day...Joe Rogan podcast by night...all day!

  • Joe Rogan eats at the Olive Garden

  • Mike is a fucking idiot.

  • TRAIN BY DAY, JOE ROGAN PODCAST BY NIGHT. ALL DAY.

  • Joe Hogan

  • Rogan

  • Thanks joe rogan

  • Intense shit

  • I came cuz if joe rogan. This is tsome

  • I guess he anticipated on shitting his pants

  • Oh Brian...

  • Thank you Mr Redban and the Joe rogan podcast

  • redban brought me here

  • mmmmm, Olive Garden.

  • ummm yeah facinating but i would of liked to know if these cats had already fed. cuz unless im wrong those beasts do not attack unless they are hungry, make you wonder were they just simply curious? what says that they did not feed on something before. I dunno just wondering.

  • @cruzazul509 would have

  • Rogan

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  • Rogan sent me here bitcheezzzzz. Fuck Redman!!

  • @cravin16 redman?

  • @FirstStreetTV Redban

  • @cravin16 Redban

  • Joe Rogan did not disappoint

  • Redban sent me here!

  • @bobbyretro same here. lol

  • @MrCiscoC hahaha

  • @bobbyretro He sent me to the Olive Garden...

  • joe rogan

  • @buswankers1988 hahaha

    

  • There is no other video like this that i've seen anywhere. This man might be stupid, but he is astoundingly brave and insanely adventurous

  • Suddenly Mike turns around and realizes there is an even larger lion behind him.

  • The lion thought there is shit on the roll

  • @Mrcoolhead9211 hahaha, i agree with you, it is afraid of human shit and human mess.

  • That lion is trained. Duhh

  • That guy has bigger balls that he 71,000 people who have watched this video have put together.

  • i know what i would be using that toilet paper for!

  • Holy shit that's fucking crazy!

  • what the fuck did I just watch.... can't believe it

  • I'd like to see him do that to a honey badger. They don't give a shit if he's got toilet paper.

  • What you dont know that theres shit on the toilet paper the lion isnt a sissy hes smart

  • This tells us who's on the top of food chain.

  • lmao i were him, ill chase the lion with that toilet paper and post it on facebook so ill get so many likes

  • Good thing it wasn't mating season or he was hungry, otherwise this dude would be catfood right now, what is the point in provoking a lion? All he would have to do is stand up and the lion would peg it so it is just showing off. What happens if he got attacked, the lion would be shot! All for a bit of fun.

  • That lion is probably just after eating cause if it was hungry it would take his ass there and then :L:L

  • Toilet paper? More like "Death paper" to me...

  • this is stupid, he's just provoking an attack which could get the lion shot, totally pointless and idiotic

  • 1:30 - "Draw me like one of your french girls"

  • mike is ugly, lions got scared

  • i'll bring a toilet paper

  • lion aproces, man shat his pants, lion smells the shit and dosent get closer!!!!

  • When life gives you lemons, conquer animal kingdom with random objects.

  • FFS he didn't eat it.

    Such a let-down after a run of Bear Grylls videos.

  • lions scared woth toilet paper.LOL!

  • next time = mike = lunch

  • woox16 irl.

  • Epic punked out a lion

  • maaaaan oh man, mike must be one cold mutha fucka with that toilet paper.... after watching this i aint never gonna fuck with a man packin tp

  • is it sharmen toilet paper hahaahaha.lol

  • is he trying to seduce the lion...

  • OH GOD, good thing he had toilet paper (to clean his pants later). Looks more like he was trying to seduce it, and he got totally rejected. :p

  • That's one giant pussy XD

  • @bigbrown4114493 One giant HAIRY pussy. o3o

  • relax everyone... there are probably 10 guys behind the camera with tranquilizer darts

  • @xxcanadianchikk That's what I was thinking. Still pretty brave of him. I woulda shit myself lol

  • @lilmurphy01 well if u had shit yourself atleast u had toilet paper handy

  • @nathd12 LMFAO!!!!!

  • Throw toilet paper at head, what if he misses?

  • If the lion attacks, he'll throw it at it's head.

    It was super effective!

  • not another video? was he eaten or what while filming the next??

  • I'm thinking I might have needed that toilet paper after.

  • Its as if evolution fears human spear so when he held his arm up like that the lion might of thought it could of been a weapon as such.

  • why do this?

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  • are you sure Mike isn't a lion too? look at the hair!

  • wtf

  • Lion was just watching his cholesterol.

  • IT'S MOTHERFUCKING MAGIC WARLOCKS AHHHHH.

  • Would be funny if he just keep creeping backwards and ended up backing into a snake or something.

  • Simba would have ate his ass