Mormon Jesus 10 hours

[gosh589]

lol XD



[theblackpikmin1]

I masturbate to this

[skillcosby88]

this is how mitt romney spends his free time

[TheAdventureJake]

I've been watching this for 7 hours and I still don't understand how magnets work!!

[NewMafiaOrder]

I saw it all.. and I missed school.. and I got F

FUCK

[Opecck]

/watch?v=EBbRYz-C18o (Better form of Jesus)

[AsSaSsIn3911]

@Opecck not available in germany :-(

[super30899]

I know I should probably find this wrong but I find this funny n kinda Kool

[TheIcyPenguin]

You know the dislikes could be other LDS(Mormons) but not me I think this is actually kinda funny, its wrong, but thats the world so why be offended haha LULZ :DD

[MrElTacoTeh3rd]

I'm Offensive and I find this Mormon.

[komahoby]

@MrElTacoTeh3rd i see what u did thar

[TraXXXtar]

mormon jesus barbara streisand

[Fireymeatball101]

Mormon jusus

[swingerallday1]

THIS IS SOOOOOOO FUCKED UP!! >:( and funny XD

[andreh0611]

i didn't know that mormons believe in mormon Jesus

[JayBrew391]

i like when it starts again

[JayBrew391]

STOP!  Mormon Time.

[NewMafiaOrder]

SHITT I SAW IT FOR `10 HOURSS ! I DID ITT !!!

LIKE THIS PLEASE FOR THE 10 HOURS THAT I SPENT TO THIS SHIT :D

[fatpuppyable]

catholic satan is scared of mormon jesus

[fatpuppyable]

catholic satan is scared of mormon jesus

[fatpuppyable]

catholic satan is scared of mormon jesus

[Rabidbadger011]

666 likes. Does this mean we get Mormon Satan any time soon?

[TheBuIlan]

I hear this video is how they convert people to Mormonism

[nicholasryanandrick]

@TheBuIlan I heard once they convert you with this video, they make you memorize the whole thing by heart.

[Thecakecanlie]

It's Mormon Time.

[mynameisliberty1]

Yeezy was a carpetner, JESUS, He layed beats

[CreedJones]

00:01:50 LOL

[ThelegendofBharat]

I'll become Mormon - because I hate the wicked South Indian Techies - Mormons are lot better people than wicked techies from South India, Wipro, Infosys, TCS and so on-

[mousekaboom11]

cant touch this niggah!

[MostCoolestMr]

my freind is a mormon he thinks this video is funny

[LightSchiffer]

the 16 dislikers are mormons. Ain't it obvious ?

[killapoons]

mormon devil  disliked it.....

[TeamIzlude]

Endless sex, oh my, the god of Mormonism and his wives Produced billions of sons, Lucifer the devil, and a billion sons were killed His sons had a great important meeting Meeting To decide the destiny and have sex with Elohim's eldest sons Lucifer and his brother, Mormon Jesus Approve the proposal of the Mormon Jesus The saviour of the planet earth would be Mormon Jesus Early Mormon prophets taught that Elohim and one of his wives Came to this land and started write.

[TeamIzlude]

And, for the best, sex with a virgin in order to provide

Mormon Jesus with the Indians: Mary, Margaret, and Mary Magdalene

Through these wives, at least three wives, produced at least a billion

Israelites

The Jesus of Mormonism, Mormon Jesus

Mormon Jesus

Joseph Smith!

(break it down)

STOP. Mormon Time.

[NightWind099]

EEK!!! mormon jesus

[Canadees7]

Mormonism= Christianity+LSD+US Nationalism+Sex

[WizzoPro9476]

@Canadees7 pretty much!

[CreedJones]

0:46 lol

[TheDisturbedOne091]

Mormon Jesus approves this video.

[verktyg55]

Wtf??!

01:18 "Sex with a virgin in order to provide mormon jesus" xD

[wunbo123]

why is the devil blond?

[mytrustybr]

@wunbo123 the same reason the Mormons believe that the blacks were the ones that were neutral between spirit children and demons

[Nemo342]

this video learned me more about jesus in 1:39 than all the religion lessons i had over all the years in school.

[gingermax2]

lol why are they all so white? 

[TheFabricOfTime]

lol what?

[rayinary]

PARA EMPESAR JESUS NO ERA MORMÓN

[aCleverLittleGirl]

hilarious!

[motherfuckingrage]

holy shit

the guy who created this was a real genius

[sesshoumarutheprou]

STOP!! Mormon time... *prays for the video to end*

[GandhiVilla]

DEATH TO THE POOR! EVISCERATE THE PROLETARIAT! Y'know, all y'all(MORMONites/MORONS) usually are TOTAL LOOOOOSERS in high school... I was known by EVERY SINGLE STUDENT, so chew on that, and you totawlly choo'D eat! SOW, U(MORMONites/MORONS) suck... MY BIG HARD DICK! Whaddaya get when you cross the mother of MORMONites/MORONS with my dick? JOSEPH SMITH! DUDUDU DUDU DUDU LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA poor ppl, Gee!

[samsta2]

@GandhiVilla Does anyone actually know what the hell this guy's on about?

Funny vid, btw.

[GandhiVilla]

Any other poor kid whose parents couldn't afford to get him a real faith(MORMONites/MORONS) want to say sum'thing? My dick is real big also, in case that counts for something. I only have one thing to say... So, is Cinthia still a virgin?

EEEE... T... AEEEEEEEH(2t humbs up)

[Mazar1nik]

i'm not really much about mormonism or w/e its called , but the vid is hilarious.

[markarito1]

1:05:11

[GandhiVilla]

'S'PAM BEE-YOTCH!

[GandhiVilla]

SO TO SUMMARIZE... MORMONites, AS AN OFFICIALLY ORDAINED =ACTUAL= MORMON I HAVE TO PRESENT YOU WITH AN OFFICIAL CEASE AND DESIST... AND AS A ROMAN CATHOLIC I INFORM YOU THAT YOUR CRIMES AGAINST GOD AND MAN MERIT HELL... SO WHADDAYA GOT TO BRIBE ME WITH SO I DON'T HAVE YOU "ZERG RUSHED" BY TOM SELLECK'S KAWKUS? TIME'S TICKING...

[markarito1]

@GandhiVilla Roman?

[GandhiVilla]

@markarito1LMAO, So you is a Biblical scholar to point out something that obscure, alright, the third revelation by the Virgin of Fatima was revealed in a sealed letter by the third recipient in whose custody the last of her three Revelations was presented. To "PARAPHRASE" *wINK*:

The Pope walks up a hill as the bishops are murdered by soldiers and upon reaching the summit, an ARMY executes him and then an Angel collects his blood in a jar and lets out a scream.

You will find that...

[GandhiVilla]

@You will find that the indian craft known as "The Eye Of God" is basically a crucified Masonic(Mormon) symbol... Which when hanging from a thread for decorative purposes creates what is for all intents and purposes an upside down cross, which correlates with St. Peter's(The Apostle's) own crucifixion, as presented by the 1st century Roman-Jewish historian Titus Flavius Josephus a.k.a. Joseph ben Matityahu(If my Hebrew is correct, ben means "son of"[Some call Jesus Yeshua ben Joseph)

[GandhiVilla]

P.S. MORMON MEANS THE SAME AS FREEMASON WHICH WOULD BE AN IMAGINATION MASTER, MUCH LIKE THE PROTESTANT CHRISTIAN DEPICTION OF THE ANTI-CHRIST

[GandhiVilla]

JESUS + ZEUZ = JE SUIS C'EST US = I AM IT IS US(FRENCH/ENGLISH)

[markarito1]

Best part was when he said Mormon Jesus

[Scraxs]

1:43 - I call BS.

Carl Sagan never preached religion.

[KidOnTheNet]

"endless sex" "at least three wives" "sex with a virgin"

Mormonism sounds pretty good...

[markarito1]

@KidOnTheNet Million Tons of children :D

[KidOnTheNet]

@markarito1 sounds like a decent pay off for endless sex... y'know, as long as I'm not the one giving birth to a billion Israelis

[cay1021]

@KidOnTheNet Agreed.

[minipip100]

@KidOnTheNet just that you are not allowed to drink, talk about sex, drink coffee and need to go to church for 3 hours every sunday :D

[KidOnTheNet]

@minipip100 going to church? that's a deal breaker.

[ZobmieRules]

Catagory: Education

So true, I learned much about "Mormon Jesus" and -

"STOP! Mormon time!" xD

[sebitibul]

i like the mormon jesus part

[juniormythbuster]

You know how god came down to earth and got mary pregnant via an illusion of light or what ever an Zues got Perseus's mom pregnant via a golden shower or rain in Greek mythology and made Perseus a demi-god or a mortal god. I just find it funny how Perseus was born via a messed up sex term. (where one pisses in his or her's partner) Of cores I thought of this sorta randomly, but this is true in mythology. :3

[sidormartykrofft]

More moon cheeses

[satinsguard]

This is what Mormons actually believe.

[bugp3o]

stupid mormons!! fk u !!!! be a baptist instead =)

[DaDKMTerm]

@bugp3o

problem bug boy? U jelly that mormons have a beast song and baptists dont?

[MrJarth]

@bugp3o if you read that magical book of yours there is not much difference logically saying. both have interesting fancy stories 

[42Robotnik]

mormon jesus was elevated to godhood as Mormon Jesus

[42Robotnik]

top favourited for education????

wat

[coloradofleamarket]

I'm jewish & what is this?

[Jankmaster5]

There's no suggestion videos for this. xD

[wachiinn]

does it say "endless sex" at one part?

[Lordxan0RETURNS]

@wachiinn Endless Celestial Sex, yes.

[coldmfan3]

mormons believe in ....MORMON JESUS

[YOFACE22]

so... three wives were able to make three-million Israelites??? NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL SUPER VAGINA!!!! BOOBEEBOBEEBOOP!!!!!!

[Shmeepazoid]

Can this please be longer?

[TheNightmareTroll]

lol MORMON JESUS!! Joseph smith !! whoaaahh mormotn time!! LOLLOLLOLL

[SaxStudios]

i like the part when they say mormon jesus

[Kubi718]

The guy at 01:45 looks like the Trololo guy...

[MrNaFe12]

This video did what the church can not do with 3 years of catechism

M0:00RMON TIME!!!

[TheNinjaIke]

Did I just hear: Mormon Taco? I swear I did.

[CreeprThaReaper]

Category:

Education

wtf?

[SuperBaconFTW]

Mormons are wrong,jesus wasnt fat and lazy enough to be an american.

[HellomynameisZeke]

@SuperBaconFTW I'm an american and I liked this comment. LOL

[allunallu1]

13 peapole didnt have sex with a virgin

[30763076]

@DrRandomBand Ye its basically the same as the bible, that started in the US and believes that jesus was from the US instead bethlehem or w/e it was from, quite the fucked up thing rly <.<

[DrRandomBand]

@30763076 Actually, stated in the Bible and Book of Mormon, Jesus was born in Bethleham, which is in Isreal. They also think that he was born as a baby, oppoesed to the Jews, who say he came as an adult.

[WizzoPro9476]

The Indians: Mary, Martha, and Mary Magdalene?!

[Musicman909100]

This is what happens when you give MC Hammer a Mormon bible.

[DrRandomBand]

@Musicman909100 It's called the Book Of Mormon. They worship the Bible too, but they have that book as well.

[GeoMato]

This video converted me in only 10 hours to a catholic christ.

[killer26x]

Mormon Jesus is best Jesus.

[pashabballking]

10 HOURS WAT THE HELL

[Musicman909100]

The only reason why this video made me turn a Mormon is i heard "endless sex"

[northrupthebandgeek]

@Musicman909100 Why do you think Mormon families have so many damn kids in them?

[Musicman909100]

@northrupthebandgeek LMFAO

[allunallu1]

sex with the virgin in order to provide: Mormon Jesus :D

[Beatlelagunero]

Savior of the planet earth as the Mormon Jesus xD i LMFAO when i her that xD

[Reper123100]

XD

[arbitor365]

why does Mormonism remind me so much of dragonball z?

[MrBrilliantChaos]

@arbitor365 OVER 9000 MORMON JESUSES!

[mighty102]

@arbitor365 cause hes awsome but im just.......SAYIN trolololollllol

troll sucsessful

[sesshoumarutheprou]

@arbitor365 Because their hero has brain damage? Aka: Joseph Smith...

[OfBalls]

I actually watched the whole thing...what do I get?

[HonestGhost21]

@OfBalls A title :DYour noaw called No life XD

[OfBalls]

@HonestGhost21 I'm okay with that. I hollowed out a whole mountain while I listened to it. :D

[thousandlegger]

@OfBalls you get nothing. because you're a liar.

[OfBalls]

@thousandlegger Surprisingly I'm not lying. I actually listened to the whole thing. :D

[TheStigma]

can't touch mormon Jesus!

[icannotfly]

JOSEPH SMITH

[IStehSHIT]

I love how everybody go crazy when he says Joseph smith and start the YO:ing thats fuckken fynny

[WlNDAGO]

Lucifer wanted for us all to be gods. Jesus wanted to give aids to babies...

[cay1021]

stop....Mormon Time!

[Zquirrelthing]

Mormoness

[TheMonkeyOverlordz]

endless sex...lucky bastard

:D

[jojodu52fr]

this is how I waste all my Saturday

[VegasRage]

10 hours? Really? For the love of Mormon Jesus why?!

[SkylitDriveFan123]

Lucifer is not very evil in Mormonism. Why is it evil for a guy to want us to all be gods?

[TomIsAwesome123]

@SkylitDriveFan123 we're not arguing about mormonism, lol this is just a fun video

[moorsalin3]

lucifer was a cool guy, he wanted to turn people into gods and doesn't afraid of mormon jesus

[shakrei]

... Mormons believed in... Wait for it.... Just a little longer... MORMON JESUS :D

[ShadyParakoopa]

Stop having a religous debate and MORMON JESUS

[PS3Fan487]

half of the time it just sounds like something mixed together making random noises... ._.

[protube001]

have you ask yourself if this people who condemn have ever read the book of mormon before and you have you made a balance view before taking sides, try and do the homework yourself and you will come to a true understanding, let no one guide you without your approval, make the step your self

[omarrubenisaias]

@protube001 You Can't Touch Mormon Bible!

[protube001]

@omarrubenisaias ......oh! You do not understand, there is nothing like Mormon Bible, dont you realise that? The BOOK OF MORMON is another Testament of Jesus Christ which it is boldly written and its freely distributed with an open inviatation for everyone to come and read and see for themselves.....i think its better to have a balanced view before taking sides, and not taking sides best on sentiments but based on fact of things which are true.

[kotsaggelop]

@protube001 no way! ugh! he is just kidding lol

[thebeast666s]

...and I'm a Mormon

[FunAssFunProductions]

@thebeast666s How Ironic your name is Beast 666 anyway your an idiot.

[bread4food]

Have sex with a virgin to provide...MOAR JESUS!!

[TheYuGiOhClan]

Who ever made this is MORMON GOOOOOD!!!! XD

[TheGaffa99]

Best 10 hour video ever lmao 

[TVVictor]

M0:00re M0:00RMONS!!!!

[zoahinx]

MORMONS BELIEVED IN MORMON JESUS.

[NinjaBeatle]

@zoahinx O RLY?

[Spartaner032]

Challenge Accepted!

(At 00:01:08)

Close Enough!

[Laineathon]

Why do I feel the urge to purge coffee and other various things because of Mormon Jesus....

[iMasterJedi]

yes! i love it, finally a 10 hour video with original top comments.

A WINNER IS YOU!

[dermarkus93]

I love the Internet.

[Min3cr4ftWutt]

Best song 4ever!!!!!! MORMON JESUS

[N22I]

@Min3cr4ftWutt yepp :D

[swe3rset]

*song starts*

*i start breakdancing*

o.O

[netfischer]

Finish watching this video and your assimilation will be complete

[DeYnN1000]

This is good to watch for Christmas or Easter :P

[Jimmythefishyninja]

Im a mormon and I find this a little funny

[firestar10005]

This is the national anthem to Mormons. This video. No wonder their still in school.

[TheZombieSlug]

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