Just brilliant!... I saw this act, and was the one he asked 'what do you teach?'.. I thought I'd be clever and shouted back 'children!'..he was floored for about 2 seconds, then spent the next 3 minutes ripping the shit out of me!
Milton has always been great but I think his delivery has improved over time. It's also good to see him interacting with the audience. Some have said his humour lacks spontaneity but this proves otherwise.
I love Milton Jones. My friends parents know him quite well and he's performed at my secondary school quite a few times for prize givings, etc. Such an awesome comedian.
Shiny!
camfay77 3 days ago
I still prefer tim vine
unam247 4 days ago
Tim Vine gone wrong but funnier
stoob1969 2 weeks ago
Anyone else think he sounds like a Gumby from Monty Python?
4004eastwood 3 weeks ago
That girl he was talking to was beautiful
Thyreus123 3 weeks ago
Funny Funny guy
OfficialHater2011 4 weeks ago
I wish my hair was that awesome
FlameFeathers 1 month ago
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i hate this c##t
bennyblaney 1 month ago
@bennyblaney So why on earth did you watch a vid of him then? Stupid Fuck.
Legion563 1 month ago
@Legion563 never watched the video dickhead.just left a comment,watching him on ''mock the week'' is enough,he's an odd bastard
bennyblaney 3 weeks ago
wots the name of his dvd???
MrStew18 1 month ago
@MrStew18 He has two now: universe tour part 1 earth, and the lion whisperer. Lion whisperer is the best one.
squaferno 1 month ago
@squaferno thanks man =]
MrStew18 1 month ago
Just brilliant!... I saw this act, and was the one he asked 'what do you teach?'.. I thought I'd be clever and shouted back 'children!'..he was floored for about 2 seconds, then spent the next 3 minutes ripping the shit out of me!
lozman67 2 months ago 3
this guy is friggin brilliant
Tinto2 2 months ago
I am laying in bed enjoying a lie in, but i kind of need to wee
this wasnt the best choice of video because now i have to get up ^_~
Smitamas101 2 months ago
the girl at 2:00 looks like Rosie from MIC! :O
LadyMroses 3 months ago
I saw Milton live in Manchester yesterday, he was hilarious!
glencarvell 3 months ago 3
Saw him live last night, superb!!, going to see Stewart Lee on Sunday, will be a slight contrast, but just as good.
chatcupcake22 4 months ago
does he blink?
JimmyIsTheBest1 4 months ago 6
Milton has always been great but I think his delivery has improved over time. It's also good to see him interacting with the audience. Some have said his humour lacks spontaneity but this proves otherwise.
looseSpark 5 months ago
Rap them in a mattress
2000wildthing 5 months ago
@2000wildthing Wrap, not rap
RelativeBadger 2 months ago
i wanna whistle like that
Chilledoutredhead 6 months ago
he deserves a much better crowd
OllyOfCydonia 7 months ago 20
this crowd is fucking dead
jarvinator100 8 months ago 11
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 2:13 That face!!!
joeyslag 8 months ago
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my Dad has hair like that ! lol
cakeordeath99 9 months ago
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cakeordeath99 9 months ago
hes so epic why isent he EVERY WERE!!!!
kebabuk 9 months ago
I so totally dig this guy, love his slightly confused, grandpa-infant-crossover looks XD
cheapshotdrummer 9 months ago 8
He used some of those jokes in mock the week
Urnamehere0645 10 months ago
I really wanted to hear the end of the guinea pig joke!
dansimmons21 11 months ago
THAT LAST JOKE IS FUCKING GENIUS!!
tomazat 11 months ago 5
he must be on heroin
giannicasserini 11 months ago
not by a long chalk
chedar2k 11 months ago
2 dislikes = 2 P.E teachers
mikethepanther 1 year ago 6
I love Milton Jones. My friends parents know him quite well and he's performed at my secondary school quite a few times for prize givings, etc. Such an awesome comedian.
FriesianCow 1 year ago
Shiny!!!!!
camfay77 1 year ago
I envy the kid that gets to become his grandson.
BlightedArt 1 year ago 2
Geography...Geog!
PHT07UK 1 year ago
someone tell me his last words, I can't hear what he says after - ''no one has been able to solve that dilemma, not by a long......'' - cheers !
ShnuckFuckle 1 year ago 55
@ShnuckFuckle "long-chalk"
benedictredmond888 1 year ago 90
pause it at the very start he looks funny
DaBigA1 1 year ago
haha, my PE teacher was also my Geography teacher
MacRedbaron 1 year ago 7
@MacRedbaron i remmeber that, my english teacher was my music and PE teacher
MrAjkiller125 1 year ago
@MacRedbaron I only had one teacher for everything.
drbuk96 1 year ago
i wish i was a boy just so i could have hair like him XD
ChazJayHeaton 1 year ago 120
@ChazJayHeaton I saw him live at the under eighteen. There was lots of heckling.
"What's up with your hair?!"
"Stay calm. everyone, let me handle this. I get paid to look stupid. Do you?"
SpellCrec 1 year ago 7
@SpellCrec Ahhaha, fucking brilliant <3
WebCamCartmell 8 months ago
@ChazJayHeaton You can grow it on your vajayjay! :D
OnkelStein 6 months ago
@ChazJayHeaton You can. Cut it, don't wash it for a few years, done.
jursle 4 months ago
@ChazJayHeaton if u had hair like him i'd marry you! :P
Georgeous129 4 months ago
@ChazJayHeaton That's whats stopping you?
ElKierano 1 week ago
haha i love him hes so funny!
mellowrox 1 year ago 36
Cant wait to see him in March :D
chay20077 1 year ago 6
Whats the DVD called? xD
BenakaBambi 1 year ago 6
@BenakaBambi its called Milton Jones, live universe tour, part one: earth, i highly recommend it
chay20077 1 year ago 5