Little Miss Jocelyn - Accounts

[thaxter99]

omg wat a joka

[AidenMayte]

This was always my favourite show

[MissBelleBrune]

''do you have chicken in your teeth?''

[kor1000]

its self hate...that s all, another way of showing its effects... that s all.

[americangangster86]

Shes the exact carbon copy of a black office bitch. STUCK UP!!!!

[kyoske556]

i dont need u asking me for the receip for rice and pees LOL! im to weak xD

[jomichebees]

ALL WHO A DISRESPECT BLACK WOMAN GO SUCK UNO NASTY MADA

[Ropa0888k]

baa baa urban sheep lol

[toriori1742]

lol Do you have chicken in your teeth?!

[EccentricOnline]

bomba dis afrikan dun gimme too much jokes! she look nice n boom if mi meet her in real life mi will take her tight pum nd get ahh good fuk ya zimme!?

[shmuli9]

Heh... she reminds me of the 'Vancome Lady'...

[smilieeshania127]

it is ether u r not black or there just blind

[coolgosh]

hahahahahaha <3 fiona xD

[Gbiney]

this is too funny

[Ti3rraMar13]

Lmao, how dare you speak patois to me

[bbcbm1]

how is she racist to her own kind, its a fucking tv show, get over it

[Andriiyah2639]

that reminds me of my friend Martina

Soooooooooooooooooooooooo Much ;]xx

[Beesahili]

That is right man,this lady is not different from most of the over-integrated "urban"ladies&gentlemen who think that being from Peckham or Brixton is an inheritted sin! Thanks Miss Jocelyn,you tell it as it is!

[DaniTwist1]

Ahhh! I Come From Brixton! :)

[wasinga7]

this is hilarious!!!!

[jaydaza]

racist to her own kind 

[trinigyal4sure]

hahaha where is da rest of dis??

[abbigail030398]

IF  want to use the B word id rather you used urban

[Nats825]

lol, they don't know i'm black??!! killer had me rolling on the floor

[mlkths]

'the Peckham laugh' LOOOL

[1Nbillion817]

RICE AND PEAS LMFAO!!!

[EFG4595]

Patois and Patwa is the same thing. They both mean the same thing and both have the same meaning.

[SuperMrGeneral]

i love this like crazy

[iloveawesomefred321]

FUNNAYY

[lynaziah]

R.O.T.F.L.A.M.O

that was funny she really thought they didint know she was black

[Vella2009]

lololol

[gregtdmorrison]

LOL RICE AND PEAS

[shmuli9]

@gregtdmorrison Rice and peas, or 'risi-bisi' is a very popular dish in Italy and North America, though in the US usually sauteed mushrooms and chopped sauteed onnios, and parsley...

[gregtdmorrison]

@shmuli9 yes i know lol!

[MaddieBabezz96xXx]

I was LMFAO when i watched this and cuz im mixed race i get it LOL every1 should watch this!!!!!!!!!!!! x

[g3mini180]

do you have chiken in your teeth

lmfao

blackness rubbin off on me

too funny

[11iop]

lool shes racist to her own race

[gbalah162]

she's not quite racist but i think she believes that if she identifies as black then the negative stereotypes associated with them will be placed on her. Mostly that and the fact that she's crazy as hell

[mymarkis666]

She's a comedian.

[Byzantinecollective]

@gbalah162 i've seen this happen in real life so its funny she picked it up. Some black women and men do it.

[nitrors4pr]

She's pretty, and god those lips are sexy !

[blackboi1992]

i would beat her boy

[iLoVeMyDaD99]

' they dont know iim black!! ive worked here for 7 years!!'

jokarhh

[tanyatmr]

Recipes for rice and peas................lol!!!

[EFG4595]

how dare you speak patwa to me...lol

[pinkeatspeaches]

it's patois

[brushnev]

its Urban not Black.

[mastercooly7]

loool w'ere not in brixton now u know

lool im from streatham

[Sweetheartbabez]

@mastercooly7 im from the US and i dont get wat is Brixton? is that like a black neigborhood or sumtn in the UK??

[sikindividual93]

@Sweetheartbabez Yes it is a neighbourhood in london

[Sweetheartbabez]

@sikindividual93 thanks

[lexdiamonds1990]

@Sweetheartbabez its a jamaican neighbourhood in london

[Sweetheartbabez]

@lexdiamonds1990 ooh interesting..k thanks..

[komjonggirl666]

"Ive been here for 7 years and no one know I'm black". lmao

[cro912]

"or who u mugged to get in here" XDXDXD

[aminojahmed]

lol patwaaah hahaha

[CrazySexyCoolmeisha]

Funny!lmao!

[GLegend360]

"How dare you speak patois to me..." LMFAOOO

[PhazonPhantom]

"gawsh, i'm soo funny!"

[MissRubyGloom]

4 teh lulz

[hollywoodpunk27]

how dare you speak pat-war to me!

LOLLLL

[foxydude81]

It's "patois" XD

[medium8]

lol africans

[sguardian870]

what do u mean by africans.

[Sweetheartbabez]

@medium8 wat do u mean by africans?

[Pinocchip]

chokes LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[TicTacs122]

Lol, It Sounds Like She Gonna Say "Dental Fuck" Lol At 2:55

[johncarter239]

Love it

[TropicalParadise246]

absolutley no one knows i'm black... lol

[chocberryshortcake]

haha

[RayGali]

U being here is just making me Blacker !!!!

[yotsubakowai]

english humour ftw

[Superzord360]

thats the spirit.... i guess

[jungalina]

hi haha! thnx for posting! Would it be possible to post the whole episode, it's just, i noticed it's from series 1, & i do have the series 1 dvd, but it dosn't feature this sketch?!

thnx

[lilLondie]

haha i love her why did they stop her program x

[starrsj]

chupid coconut

[SBITY]

I Swear to GAWD... after having watched this I swear That is SOOOOO ME. I am HER. OMFG!!!!

[SBITY]

Woo hahahhahaahahh 'I don't want you asking me for recipes for rice and beans' Ahahhah

[chriso35]

or whom u mugged to get in here lmao

[seage]

I cant get how people dont find the humor in this?

[jazz8701]

You being here is just making me blacker!

[funkyoutbreak]

id rather u use the word "URBAN"(look at her face)

[babylishusxxxx]

dont watch it if u dont think itz funny...but i no y u dont find it funny lol

u wudnt understand man lol

diz is jooooooookez!!!!!

[SonnyFrenchy]

How dare you speak patois to me? rofl This is jokes x

[ultimateairn]

Hilarious!

[burntchocolatebabe]

UR SENSE OF HUMOUR MUST BE SO DRY!

[gbalah162]

@burntchocolatebabe what the hell are you talking about. I was explaining the sketch to someone who asked. how is my comedic sense dry if I loved her skits. You are so misunderstood. sorry

[greek020]

lmao she rocks

[ghbaby08]

silly for some, but a very funny caricature of reality for others. working in an all-white office I felt uncomfortable one day when a black woman complimented by hair to the hearing of my co-workers. I didn't realise why until I watched this skit! I need therapy!

[nacrifa]

looll peknahm laaf

[SonnyFrenchy]

And if you've got to use the b* word, I'd rather you said 'URBAN' rofl This is hilarious!! I luv Jocelyn

[perfumeaddict08]

Lool Ur Nt In Brixton Nw U No!!

Dnt Want Ur Blackness Rubbin Off On Me!!

Do U Have Chicken In Ur Teeth!!

Soooooooo Funny Luv Lil Miss Jocelyn x

[CityChickxxx]

rotf...lolz

[edid88]

this is so funny, i love this part of lil miss jocelyn, always cracks me up.

[xjediknightx]

blacker... lmao...

[JOGONLUV]

does she fink shez white

[rotimiariwoola]

Yea

[JOGONLUV]

kk thanx u 2

[adetosanmi2006]

lol yh

[JOGONLUV]

kk thanx u

[hptwnreppin]

ur rascist comments have no signeficents here mr rahmanemdadur04.

she is nt a rascist 4 the last tym, u biggerted ppl need 2 gt a lyf. its comedy, what u gunna say next; lil britain rascist, there has been loads of rascist comments made on that show, but nw u see a very succsuful black woman doin sum thing good 4 her self and ur gunning her show.

simple, dont like the show. dont watch it!!!!!!!!

[TheParkourPunk]

Well said mate.

[dan93iel92]

rofl funny

[hydromagic]

Little miss jocelyn is funny.

dont like it?

think its offensive?

dont think its funny?

dont watch it. simple as

message cant be more clearer than that

[rahmanemdadur04]

This is racist but a bit funny when she talks but it is still racist and i don't think that should be on t.v it could affect other peoples religion too. This part in little miss Jocelyn should be cut of.

who agrees with me?

[israeluyi]

its not really racist because she is black and we all know its comedy.

you should watch american tv they do things like this aswell

[jonzofon]

Her face when she sees Keith, priceless!

[londongaylad]

I am opened minded to comedy but not sure how this is funny?????????

[webly17]

I think the worst bit was the "bah bah urban sheep". I cant believe we pay for this shit

[x1star1x]

how r u payin 4 it? i think that sketch is hilarious. and how she alwaiiz wears the same thing all the time.

[webly17]

retard

[x1star1x]

y u callin me a retard for? little miss jocelyn is so funny

[lager1188]

'y u callin me a retard for?'

mate its just fucking shite

[x1star1x]

well u dont have 2 watch it, theres plenty of other programmes on tv. stop hatin it aint shit.

[tigerlionrhyno]

Oi to all haters if you dont like it go to the next video init no one told you to watch these videos you lot are fuckin stupid dick heads who have got dry senses of humour

[enzo1700]

The reason people are allowed to comment is so they can give their opinion, good or bad. Just because someone disagrees with you is no reason to insult them.

[tigerlionrhyno]

I know what you're sayin but some people are goin a bit too far with the comments because some people have been makin racist comments so myself & others will get offended & start insulting

[MostFamousDavid]

But if you don't like their comments, why do you bother reading them? That's what your argument is, isn't it?

[tigerlionrhyno]

I know what your sayin but its a bit hard not to notice racist comments on youtube and people saying how black people act like this & black people act like that. Like ive said in one of my comments if you dont like the video dont watch it but when i see comments that are involving race & things goin off the subject of the video then people including myself will be offended

[MostFamousDavid]

Quite rightly, too, but I don't think those comments are really about the sketch itself anyway, and are really just trying to offend people. If you watch my own video, "Evolution is wrong, here is the proof!" you will see a lot of people using racial slurs. Again, it has nothing to do with them disliking either me or the video, but it's just their way of trying to get attention by being as offensive as possible. You're best off ignoring them.

[tigerlionrhyno]

Yeah your right but it is hard even though people make offensive comments.

[MostFamousDavid]

I know. You just have to develop a thicker skin. Few of these people would say it in person unless they had a pack of friends around them.

You should also look into some Peter Cook, Chris Morris, and some Kids in the Hall.

[weedersim]

at least we've GOT a sense of humour. get an education in comedy. you obviously haven't tasted the metaphorical delights of other better, more talented, less shit comedians... "innit".

[littlemissjanika]

lol

[ItzLinx123]

LOL About "Can U Keep It Down? Ur Not In Brixton Now You Know!" && "U Cant Laugh Like That In Here! The Peckham Laugh!" && Like Wen He Kisses His Teeth Shez Like "Do U Hav Chicken In Ur Teeth?" Genius. Brixton & Peckham Aint All "Black" Doe. Kmt.

[gingerspock]

Ms jocelyn is great -she goes to the dark side of the comdey spectrum. I think she is great

[pigpotbelly1]

omg - - why is everyone sending negetive comments? i dont see you lot on tv!!

[qwerky1988]

This sketch is racist. I like it.

[saintben1234]

This woman is not funny.  I seriously do worry about the state of our country if people if find this funny. This is utter s*ite !!

[paramoree90]

your mums a moron mate! dont eva cuss u obviously ant got a sense of humour! loserr x

[sonakoya2001]

people who enjoy this form of 'comedy' are morons....

[sonakoya2001]

this woman is a disgrace to africans and a SAMBO...her 'comedy' reminds me of the black and white minstrel show of the 60's...

[simmeh1]

your a cunt

[sonakoya2001]

and your a DUMB ASS...

[Boobee30]

did u feel like the office woman?! LOL

[TeeJay6904]

lol aw she is so funny, would love to see miss Jocelyn live, stay safe and keep on making us all laugh, Love n Hugs xXx ;) ;) xXx

[erum7451]

are you alright mate??? this woman is SHITE!

[socaspin4funbr]

why did the vidio end before the sketch was finished?

[buckl3y]

comedy for the mentally slow.

[neil235]

if you want to argue go on a forum and do it youtube was built to watch videos and coment on them not to argue

[podge2222]

LMAO LOVE HER.

[AliHiggs]

seriously, anyone who finds this even remotely funny is a moron.

[slickmanat35]

shes only takeing the piss out of her own race so whats wrong with that ?

[strawberrishake]

actually i think she is taking the piss out of how white people used to behave before...but i think its funny aswel

[strawberrishake]

hey sory i mean how white people used to behave and blk people aswel

[jammygamer]

your a moron for wasting your time finding this video then commenting on how much you hate it. That's pathetic.

[AliHiggs]

not really, if i find offensively bad then i'm entitled to voice my opinion on it.

but come on, what is actually funny about this? and all her other 'sketches'. they're genuinely scraping the bottom of the barrel with this garbage.

[AliHiggs]

Don't be ridiculous, the BBC has made an huge amount of awesome programmes.

Ever heard of The Office? It doesn't need a studio audience, a laughter track, OR the same pathetic catchphrases every single show for the benift of its braindead target audience... because IT'S ACTUALLY FUNNY!

[mrbluediamond18]

fuck you

[badmichelle1978]

n fuck u 2 blu

[LundunandJerome]

''you cant do that in here'' ''do you have chicken in your teeth'' haha dass killin me fa real its 2 funny

[JenMercer1993]

lmao

[Reqrezentin]

lol

[DemNaReady]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ol

[tomnash13]

this is about as funny as being stabbed in the face

[jammygamer]

tomnash go get stabbed then because no one cares

[chefadong]

my page is better

[areebalone1]

ITS NOT FINISHED!!!!!!

[crazycenaholic]

lmao so funny

[Leahf2007]

loooooooooooooooool "ur not in brixton now u know"

[ilikevil]

I dont want you asking me recipies for rice and peas!!

LMFAO!!!

We want moreeee!!

[authenticangel93]

"ugh how dare u speak patois to me"

lmao shes too funny

[leonie104]

LOLOLoL

DO U HAVE CHICKEN IN YOUR TEETH?

[str8outtaXAMAR]

can u keep it down? u are not in brixton u know. loooolz