Banned From Subway

[joujou264]

@KarmicAnarchist d what's wrong with the defense? He sent her the video or photos or whatever the fuck it was, and she posted it on some site. You probably don't know how gruesome women can be, you don't know any besides your mom. And why the fuck are you even posting something on his videos. Don't you have anything else to do? Like going out or something? Oh yeah, I forgot, you don't have any friends, so you just fuck around the internet huh?

[joujou264]

@KarmicAnarchist God, you're stupid. Everybody says not to feed the troll, but I'm going to feed you until you explode. No, your balls are not big, they are rather small. Men don't prance around saying how big their balls are, they hide them like weapons, and when the time is right they take the weapon out and deal deadly amounts of happiness. Read the full comment, you make your opinions with fractions or insufficient amounts of information, which makes your opinion worthless no matter what. An

[joujou264]

@KarmicAnarchist and you have the balls to attack him? Geez, you are a worthless piece of shit that makes his opinions up, with only a small or insufficient amount of information.

[KarmicAnarchist]

@joujou264 @joujou264 I have an enormous pair of balls, clanking away between my knees. I had to get a specially reinforced nutsack just to hold the bastards in. So I made my opinion up myself? So what? Who made your opinion up? Your shit smeared Hero? The fact that he didn't post the footage himself is fucking irrelevant! "Oh, it's not his fault, a girl tricked him"? Oh do fuck off, If that's the best defence you can come up with then you're as big a shitwit as he is.

[TronPachioftheDynamo]

@KarmicAnarchist ......ouch. ._.

[joujou264]

@KarmicAnarchist You just dug yourself a hole. He didn't upload it himself, because that would be absolutely stupid, even for a crazy person, the girl he tried to please put it on the internet. Your comment has no meaning, just because of the fact that you are a worthless piece of crap that doesn't research or pay any attention into something. Because of your false interpretation of the situation, you have no credibility, and I don't see any reason to believe what you said. He got screwed over,

[joujou264]

@KarmicAnarchist Wow, you are sooo smart. Why did you see the stills in that case? And why should he deserve any scorn or mockery? Because he uses his free speech right? Or because he put something in his ass? And how do I ''pwn'' myself, if I defend someone? You mean that I defend someone that put something in his ass just to please a woman (He said that in his bananagate 2011 video). You disgust me, with your arrogance and selfishness.

[KarmicAnarchist]

@joujou264 Because he's such a lamentable and irritating little fuck. He didn't just put something in his arse to please a woman, he also smeared himself in his own shit, and then posted it online! Therefore he deserves everything he gets. And if, by "arrogance" you mean me thinking I'm "better than the object of my scorn", then you're fucking right! I AM better than him. I never posted videos of myself covered in shit with a banana up my tack hole. That makes me better than him.

[ihateme124]

maybe you get banned from all of these places because your a HUGE FAT ASS FUCK!!!!!

[joujou264]

@KarmicAnarchist That's also pretty gay. A straight guy, wanting to slap his dick in my face without my approval? That is pretty gay.

[KarmicAnarchist]

@joujou264 No it isn't, because I thought you were a CHICK! And even if you weren't, what have you got against gay people?

[joujou264]

@KarmicAnarchist I don't have anything against gay people. I just wanted to ''pwn'' you with your own language, because I thought you we're a moron, which I still think you are.

[KarmicAnarchist]

@joujou264 Well, you don't seem to be trying very hard. For a start, I'm only pretending to be a moron, (primarily so that other people trolling this comment thread don't feel overawed by my intellect) unlike the Amazing Atheist, who is obviously suffering from some kind of cognitive dissonance. And I didn't watch the "banana up my arse" video, just saw some stills from it. He deserves every bit of scorn and mockery he gets. And if you defend him, then the only person you're pwning is yourself.

[TronPachioftheDynamo]

That was so stupid! I love his out of character vids! XD

[monkeybux]

fuck you xD

[creepygal800]

Damn I wish real life was this way XD

[jowbowcow]

Subway is okay, but I prefer

Tim Tebow

[Spiderbyte666]

ALL HAIL THE SUBWAY KING. LONG LIVE THE KING.

[Krondelo]

I hate Subway. The local one here doesn't even have provalone cheese, wtf?

[shadeslate]

@Krondelo I hate how I can't find one with some god damn ketchup :(

[LostManSays]

@Krondelo The ones here dont have Swiss!

[Krondelo]

@LostManSays Yea they didn't have that either. I was quite disappointed, they also stopped carrying the only chips I like with my sandwich. FU SUBWAY!

[ProtectorsGameGuide]

@Krondelo We don't have swiss, lol... Actually, I just got fired for making a few mistakes on a Register, so Subway can kiss the fattest part of my ass either way.

[WithASideOfFries]

If you were the King Of Subway, why did you get banned?

[NukedWaffle]

I love these "Banned from..." videos xD

[dgriff2255]

no you didnt. youre a poon

[1026Bishop]

@dgriff2255 i really hope your posting that just to be a dick.. if not i feel sorry for you inability to see that he was kidding.

[fogel76]

man i remember when this was posted!

[IH8THEAMAZINGATHEIST]

You're an idiot if you think we believed your story. If you bring cannabalism to Subway then you would be in jail.

[Afrowjoww]

@IH8THEAMAZINGATHEIST Don't try too hard next time.

[starwarsfreakgeek]

I work at Subway. I would open the door and dust the area to and from the bane to the door for this man or his brother. That would be fucking sweet.

[dillon564]

what just happened

[kpop2solar]

LMAO

[qwyzl]

i never had a problem ordering sandwiches. may be some ppl have a little thing called a 'tude? the customer is NOT always right, & many "customers" take advantage of that little motto, figuring it 2 be a get-out-of-jail-free card, or carte blanche 2 behave as obnoxiously as they want. if ya lose the 'tude, ya just might be treated better. remember - odds are they don't really want 2 be there any way - least of all 4 minimum wage pay. so if ya got a 'tude - why SHOULD they put up with you?

[najma50000]

Where is the 480p ???

[cryvsspy]

fucken sandwich artists that don't know the first thing about making a sandwich! It's not rocket science! They throw all the shit in the middle like we don't want to eat the ends and they organize it lilke it's a fucking hotdog! fucking faggots.

[TheCrazedGuitarist]

@cryvsspy You do realize that they are usually in a hurry, right?

[cryvsspy]

@TheCrazedGuitarist well sure I guess, but that doesn't really affect my point.

[kjdevil333]

how do you get the hammer to break the glass display case in the first place.and don't tell me that you take a hammer with you when you and your brother was going to subway.because i mean come on who the fuck will even think about takeing a hammer when he or she was going to eat at subway.but any way it a really funny video.and i hope you will do more :)

[hippiesrulekmm]

really :)

[TrueCapitalistRadio]

Did not expect the ending.

[KajiCarson]

What is the world coming to when paying customers have to wait 2 minutes for a meal millions of people across the globe would kill for.

[xboxmime]

One of the guys working at subway told me I couldn't have ham and bacon on the same sammich, so I told him to fuck off and left and haven't been back since.

[CursedAbsol]

So... where the point?

Produce content, not Life of Pii meets The Catcher and the Rye.

[TelfLad]

Bananas, banned on the subway.

[IvenPadilla]

Omg this guy has such an imagination near the end hahah

[srspower]

chicken and turkey taste the same anyway ...

[UtterlyIrksome]

@srspower NO.

[DDazzle1]

@srspower NO, just.. NO

[kjdevil333]

you start a revolution because the service is a little bad 0.0 get a life but still funny video

[MegaForbidden1]

I would believe that story but the end wrecked it

[L2PlayRunescape]

Subway's food service has sucked every time i've gone there. I fucking hate it. The food is decent, but i can't stand the service. It's rushed even when no one is there.

[TheFunkadelicFan]

Wow, exactly the same thing happenned to me in Costa Coffee!

[NopeyJoe]

Viva la Revolution!

[krakelak]

This is the best thing I have ever watched.

[knifesandpens23]

and this story is fake you tell it cause you sit at home doing nothing so you make up things to make your self look cool when in fact millions of people laugh at you

[bobwantsyourspleen]

@knifesandpens23 OOH. I'll bet knowing millions of people laugh at him will REALLY BOTHER HIM.Obviously he's not doing that on purpose!!!!

[Ruxify]

@knifesandpens23 Have you ever thought maybe he was being funny, on PURPOSE? *GAAAAAAAAAAAAASP*

[knifesandpens23]

@Ruxify its not funny thought so he wasnt being funny hes a little fag that has no life

[Cameego]

@knifesandpens23 o dam got him

[knifesandpens23]

@Cameego what do you mean

[knifesandpens23]

people ban you from places cause they cant bare to see your face it looks like a man crapped on your face and a cat had a baby on you

[Fireinthedawn]

at least this time you got banned for doing something cool.

[everyonesfavjesus]

Stop getting banned from places! Haha.

[GERMANCRAPPER]

Cool story bro, but it requires more Morgan Freeman.

Derp

[katkal3]

go to quiznos next time and dont bother us about it.

[shitnrun]

you're not gonna get a show. pack it in mother fucker.

[aMeltedTarp]

Did you get bananas on your sandwich? (You stuck a banana in your ass on camera)

[TheCrazedGuitarist]

@aMeltedTarp  Another retarded commentor I see.

[LambChowder1]

youre supposed to grow up out of your retarded woah i just discovered atheism phase, youre twenty fucking six and still being a shithead. also rehearse your thoughts, dont just put this choppy square one crap on her

[KarmicAnarchist]

Hey, Banana man, you got a tiny cock! More of a clitoris really. I hope you washed your hands before you went to Subway. Does Scotty know what you do? With coffee and bananas? PWWND! Arsehole.

[Pr0pagandaFilms]

@KarmicAnarchist I don't think anyone really cares. Your just jelous he is so great.

PWWND

arsehole

[KarmicAnarchist]

@Pr0pagandaFilms Shit, yeah. I wish I was an ugly, ginger, sock fucker with a BANANA UP MY STINKHOLE!

[TheCrazedGuitarist]

@KarmicAnarchist  Wow...just wow.....your maturity is staggering...

[KarmicAnarchist]

@TheCrazedGuitarist At least I don't post videos of myself online sticking bananas up my arse, and smearing my body with my own shit.

[TheCrazedGuitarist]

@KarmicAnarchist Your comment had nothing to do with this video.

[KarmicAnarchist]

@TheCrazedGuitarist So what? 

[joujou264]

@KarmicAnarchist Wow, you are pathetic. Why were you watching him doing it in the first place? You basically watched gay porn, and you saw every fuckng detail of his cock? Are you gay, cuz I'm sure that straight people don't watch gay porn, and if they would, they wouldn't want to look at the cocks. PWWND! Arsehole.

[QuakerInstantOats]

@joujou264 OK, so this isn't directed at this guy, but to everyone else who sees this. Is the asshole posted this comment I am replying to 12 years old? Kids should be in school. Homophobic douche bag kids should be in alternative school. Just sayin' is all.

[KarmicAnarchist]

@joujou264 No, I'm not gay. But Imma slap you in the face with my dick..

[FrigLog]

so inspiring

[zombiezombie1977]

where the fuck dig You get the sledge hammer from???

[antonio36123]

this guy has a biiiiiiiiiig huuuuuuuuuge imagination... lol

[Terminal2k1]

BANANASBANANASBANANASBANANASBA­NANASBANANASBANANASBANANASBANA­NASBANANASBANANASBANANASBANANA­SBANANASBANANASBANANASBANANASB­ANANASBANANASBANANASBANANASBAN­ANASBANANASBANANASBANANASBANAN­ASBANANASBANANASBANANASBANANAS­BANANASBANANASBANANASBANANASBA­NANASBANANASBANANASBANANAS

[TheAmharach]

This just made me want subway

[rockleetlotus]

I'VE SOURED ON THE CONCEPT

[katiaramalia]

STUDIO COMMERCIALISTA DI CONSULENZA TRIBUTARIA ROMA MILANO FIRENZE POMEZIA

[EliroX904]

I wish I was there :(.

[DanMichaelSoul]

is there anywhere you dont get banned from?

[TheMrVogue]

Mr. Atheist, I normally agree with your viewpoints on philosophy and religion... But I don't think you're in the position to make such harsh, not to mention critical judgement on those who work in the fast food industry... Once you work in it, you understand how shitty it is. Everything they're doing isn't to annoy you, it's corporate policy that they have to abide by. When people act in a fashion such as the one you are describing, I can only be cynical about the general populace.

[ROBOOT103]

@TheMrVogue

dude i work there and im not a jerk...it sucks but im thankfull ive got work...and yes subways are like that but its not policy

[TheDroozle]

U sad fucker

[PrisonoffleshTV]

I soured on the concept! 

[2142Unknown]

Fat homosexuals are getting more and more common one youtube.

[KaelanFournierTV]

@2142Unknown 12 year old Trolls with bad grammer are getting more and more common on youtube

[2142Unknown]

@KaelanFournierTV Dumbass 13 year old homosexuals are getting more and more common on youtube.

Arent they you 13 year old faggot?

[KaelanFournierTV]

@2142Unknown Man your just sad.

[2142Unknown]

@KaelanFournierTV IM SAD?? Holy shit, i wont be commenting anymore on this dumbfucks video because of the menal therapy i need to undergo due to that DEVASTATING insult.

Lol, go die.

[KaelanFournierTV]

@2142Unknown You are sad. Going around the internet calling everyone you see a fag. People like you ruin the internet.

[KarmicAnarchist]

@KaelanFournierTV fag

[KaelanFournierTV]

@KarmicAnarchist Get a life instead of just trolling on youtube.

[KarmicAnarchist]

@KaelanFournierTV Fuck you, cock tits. I like trolling you tube. You go and get a life.

[austiniscool8]

lol is this real



[luno44]

If you start by ordering the bread, you'll discover they don't need to ask questions. If you start by ordering what kind of sandwich, they need to ask what kind of bread to put the friggen ingredients into. Seriously, ask for a turkey sandwich on whole wheat and see if they reach for the whole wheat or turkey first. That's why I say the kind of bread and size before anything else. But people are too stupid to figure this out.

[killernanny4315]

FOR 35 FUCKIN MINUTES!

[TheBigSuegroski]

Banned again? Really?

[LostRituals]

@TheBigSuegroski These "banned" videos are fictional / half-fictional series that investigate social norms.... Most people don't get that?

[TheBigSuegroski]

@LostRituals Oh no I get it. It's just that this is like his fourth or fifth video on the subject.

[TheSean432]

WHAT KIND.

[razornet1]

This guy is awesome!!!! wait, let me think again, This guy is....hmmm.... what is he....ummm..... Awesome!!!!!

[Sillysaywhat]

It's Subway. Not Subway Eat Fresh.

[TheLongestMile]

honestly TJ i keep having dreams that we hang out. its odd cause its such a one way friendship in the fact that i always watch your videos , both new videos as well as rewatching the old videos. I feel like im friends with you in a very odd 21st century way.

[rush1er]

Prooof he's an idiot... " I was waiting line talking to my brother.." STFU and tell the Sandwich Artist what the FUCK you want, and STOP holding up the line.

[Wakesphere99]

@rush1er It's funny, because you think this actually happened.

[rush1er]

@Wakesphere99 No, I know it didn't REALLY happened. This giant blonde-haired vagina has probably never been in a real fight in his life... I just happen to think amazingatheist is a pompous, self-rightous, bleeding liberal douche bag.

[njpark36]

@rush1er No, he said that he WENT to subway. What an idiot you are. Go fuck yourself.

[rush1er]

@njpark36 WTF are you even talking about? Only faggots talk like you. Are you a faggot? Cuz you sound like a faggot, and I fucking hate faggots. Faggots are fucking gay... I'm sorry, I WENT off on a tangent on what a faggot you are. What part of my comment(s) do u have problems with... faggot.

[Plateroxyoursox]

@rush1er You're real mature. Homophobic much?

[rush1er]

@Plateroxyoursox No I love faggots. Faggots are fucking Gay, leaving more women for me to fuck on. Do you like faggots?

[Plateroxyoursox]

@rush1er Well that seems to be a counteraction to your first message.

[StewartLucrative]

ppl@subway r a holes 4 rilz

[roughball]

did you get cheese on him? WHAT KIND? WHAT KIND OF CHEESE!!!?????

[Raidenko91]

This story sounds legit.

[Psycheout]

This is one of my all time favourite vids from TJ!

[AramAzhari]

You need help. Go introduce yourself to the first asylum.

[spaik007]

banned from subway?? thats a punishment worse than death!

[OfficialZixtY]

You r really out of inspiration



[DanteWolfwood]

Maybe because the first step to making a sandwich is the choice of bread?

just throwing that out there.

[7777anastasia]

Restaurant bathrooms are not gay pick up joints, quit trying to cover up your double life.

[logician360]

"I have a sneaking suspicious" - The worst book in the world

[FogiTofu]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh kaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy thennnnnnn

[FuzzyThoughts]

You made me laugh! The food is bad anyway!! D: Some subways keep their meatballs and soup and re-use it....D: so nasty...I work at a subway that does that...

[RHSSCHTV]

"That's not a concept, It's just a fuckin' sandwich"

Best line.

[danny66442200]

All hail TJ! King of Subway!

[BENTHEMAN11]

well thats one way to have a free lunch i suppose

[HillDueceua]

haha, Scotty is a piece of shit :D

[125pokefreak]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ROFLFUCKINGCHOPPER. off to watch BANNED from WENDY'S

[crowman131]

LOL

[AnimeSpellweaver]

Scotty should have ordered a Jill Sandwich

[susansimpson4]

dude you're a dumbass, seek help

[michaelangelo323]

@susansimpson4 You're a troll, seek the outdoors.

[berniethegodofmetal]

what kind of bread???

[cadeeja]

Ladies...He's single!

[graverobber35]

@cadeeja hahahaha, you should say , "Dudes , he is single"...

This is actually a funny video, up to the part where he said he took strong action agaist Subway. Anyone can tell, that this dickhead is a homosexual TALKER , not someone with balls.

[ticktoke1]

@graverobber35 come to terms with the concept of sarcastic hyperbole and then watch this again with your great leap of intellect...

[TheSithOverlord666]

holy fuck. I gotta say that build up was worth it. I almost pissed myself laughing.

Hail the King of Subway.

[josh13th]

My favorite Subway sandwich is steak with pepperjack cheese, banana peppers, black olives and itallion dressing. Subway, eat fresh....!!!

[psycicpowers]

@josh13th WHAT BREAD?

[fram4153]

@josh13th and its served between the hands of the cashier... because we don't need no bread

Mine: Grilled Chicken + Lettuce + Cucumber + Ranch + Parmesan/Oregano Bread

[RzaChess]

wtf

[hollyrae420]

Can i just say I love you and need to meet you and your WHOLE family someday.

[LegotoystoryAnimator]

Subway SUCKS

[Voyovoda]

all hail The King of Subway

[AzulBaronis]

FastForward to 2:35 to skip all the bullshit :P

[Zeldakitteh]

@luhlwot I do not think that is a word.

[jacksparrow20111]

I love his face when he imitates the chick.

[Texhnician]

Just lol !

[AlekseyTimoshenko]

i loved the part where he stuffed the guy in the oven for 35 minutes lol

[Cesarissatan]

where did the sledge hammer came from?

[sbj97]

@Cesarissatan ikr lol

[KarmicAnarchist]

@Cesarissatan He pulled it out of his arse. Along with a bunch of bananas.

[Pensfan8726]

Weird Al could make a song out of this! lol

[Systemnotadown]

@Pensfan8726 Weird Al SHOULD make a song out of this! It would be awesome beyond compare.

[dragonfoe]

@Systemnotadown Why can't you make one out of this? Do you not have the time? Perhaps not the hardware or software to do such a good job of it? Have faith in yourself, you can make just as good a video as this... it's not that hard.

[godisgoodgodisfake]

I think you may have embellished a bit there at the end.

[TheRorschachian]

Why the hell is this so funny?

[iSeeYouHidinThere]

I understand this, but the Subway where i live have easy going people, luckily.

[blastedgoat]

omg i love this... i totally used to work at subway and it sucks, it is fake food for the most part anyway ;P 

[SMWjunkie2]

I always hate it when Subway does that. I just want a Fucking meatball marinara Sandwich, I don't care if it's toasted and what kind of bread is on it, just give me the damn sandwich!

[DXGr1mReap3rXD]

lol good day to you, oh king of subway!

[darkswordRP]

lol banned hammer smash

[Pur3Dumbn3ss]

I like when a girl's making my sandwich at subway, especially when it's someone i know. Then i never let them live it down

[EddieSatan]

We need toaster control so this violence does not happen.