Womanizer American Idol Audition

[dkattmann]

IT'S BRITNEY BITCH!!

[dkattmann]

IT'S BRITNEY BITCH!!

[PrincessAleandra90]

lol lol lol

[Devils9Misstress]

he should have been swallowed

[peacefriendsmusic]

Oh my god.....

[DeonOfficial]

did anyone else whip there screen at the curser

[HoldThisHandTightly]

what a fucking piece of gay shit

[federalbigfoot]

Holy Christ, I went to high school with this kid... this behavior does not surprise me at all

[MEGABOINK65]

I got the Exclamation Mark of death 3 seconds into the video. cool! he sucks anyway!

[TheAllahonegod]

ahahahahhahah

[AllWaseMee]

y does he remind me of Fred Figglehorn???

[TheJameshannaford]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[zeract]

OH GOD WHY WHY WHY WHY DID I PRESS THIS VIDEO?

[MiNeCrAfTeRShaDe]

hes sssassy ssimon. hahaha gaaay

[maddieknowsswag]

I HEARD A BABY IN BACK GROUND :O

[BritBrit1876]

@maddieknowsswag  Mee too :o

[maddieknowsswag]

GKHJKCDFTUYGHJKCFTUGHJBNMHBVDV­FGBHJNBFGH THE FUCK DIS IS GAY 0_0

[ORBITz9101]

STOP SINGING FOREVERRRR HGAHASHGDJASNDLKNAKLSFJKHNASDI­OGFASKLDFASJFA BAHAHAUHAHHASHDHASIHDASOD

[Yeti4President]

Simon: "I never had any friends in school" Maybe because you critisized them....

[XxAngelicTearX]

God don't encourage him silly judges XD

[callmepiee2009]

What a sweet heart xD Though he can't sing for his life, he might be a good backup dancer!

[albinoelf]

did anyone else hear some sort of weird baby talking noises in the background?

[kenpachi688]

is he gay

[CerealKillahNZ]

@kenpachi688 -- He called Simon sassy.. I'm gonna go with yes :p

[webeawesome123]

its kinda like nails on a chalkboard

[IhateINSYI]

i'd rather watch rebecca black's friday

[MrBlacklunar]

did u record this with a pencil

[NeoSlith]

I like how it's a recording from another video...

[metalhead6662020]

How very disturbing...

[Shirishama1]

Somehow I think his many friends are all girls.

[koolmercy123]

do i even have to say anything for you to know why i dont like him

[goldenageism]

hahahaha gay world

[hashtagTAYSWAG]

0:46 the "guilty as charged" Simon shrug

[35billman]

Fucking fag

[GROVESTREET1017]

hahahaha i cnt stop laughing

[Penguin15musiclover]

i eat lunch by my principle im not allowed anywhere else to some of my british buddys they blamed me that i pulled the fire alarm and i didnt i guess cuz i was standing so close to it so i got blamed and i was trying to be good

[Penguin15musiclover]

simon : i never had any freinds when i was in school

me: me either i cuz cuz im bearly in class :D

When i mean by that is i get in trouble for being bad so i spend my time in the office so ya

[redsoxbaseball3434]

Homos should be locked in a cage and not given food and suffer

[shyanneruby]

@redsoxbaseball3434 you should rot in hell .

[LaShaeSanford]

this is too funny...he tried =)

[FunMadeClips]

Ppl like him are the reason gays get bullied.. lol

[ChaoticScaper]

@FunMadeClips I lol'd.

[TheDancingSaxophone]

@ajcannata You were going to make a stupid overused YouTube comment, but you did.

[Nebraskafootballsue]

@ajcannata

omfg this is the best thing i've ever seen i fucking am crying you made my next 5 days

[furtherbeyond]

This is great. LOL

[ripperone1]

PERSONALLY, I HATE PARENTS WHICH SAY: GO SON, YOU CAN DO IT, WE SUPPORT YOU, YOU WILL BE A PRESIDENT SOME DAY

[TheDrinoC]

I was going to do a gay joke...butt fuck it.

[Scarlettequeen13579]

@TheDrinoC I GET IT XD XD XD That made my day :3

[MissTracks]

@zemixerus Ahahahahaha! (^_^)

[milkyway531]

@zemixerus not cool

[zemixerus]

@milkyway531

Not cool.. how about those : Lord of The Rings - Return of The Fag , Fagception, JurassicFag, Dirty Fag Dancing, Mission Impossible : Protocol Fag, Alien :The Eight Passenger of Nostromo (and it's a fag) , Four Weddings and a Fag Funeral , Star Wars Episode V: The Fags Strikes Back . Now c'mon you need to like at least one of them ;)

[pikachugirl2]

@zemixerus How about SAW 8: Douchebag Trying To Be Funny And Get A Top Comment At Someone Else's Expense.

[zemixerus]

@pikachugirl2

nah too long

[zemixerus]

@pikachugirl2

nah too long

[milkyway531]

@zemixerus come ON. Stop it, that's just really immature.

[Tu51ndBl4d3]

i love the judges almost always feed into the energy then go...no

[Torture97]

thumbs up if you found the hidden mouse on the screen

[mariahygonzalez]

@Torture97 It was pointing at his adams apple :D

[thehappyoreo]

all i have to say is ...........NEXT TIME USE A CONDOM

[MiraH102]

Nice recording from your TV

[meriko1997]

@MiraH102 PC

[donfocker]

I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to rape paula after the show.

[50m3L3b0]

@ 0:36 sounds like napoleon dynamite

[Derwydd3]

The narrator brought his kid to work apparently, I can hear him in the background.

[Shmorgamorse]

Honey Badger don't give a shit.

[BarbiiDollMe]

THUMBS UP if you saw the little black mouse!!!!!!!!!

[undyingphoenixfire]

try saying 'sassy Simon' 5 times as fast as you can

[TheUserofallusers]

THIS SHIT KILLED MY BONER

[jazz143able]

so ... is the potato peeled or unpeeled when u recorded this ? ....

[TwizzyTheWizzy]

... -.- you recorded a youtube video... with a potatoe... now i really have seen everything

[UhMazeMe94]

do i hear a child in the background??

[0Forsaken0Khaos0]

You know... For a second, I really thought that little black arrow on the screen was MY arrow. :/

Cool dance moves too!

[Blagard12]

"He's very sassy, rowr"

[peterrzzz]

record of a record ? how come :P ?

[redsoxbaseball3434]

FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOT all homos should die

[Creolekiss]

@redsoxbaseball3434 wowww..... you may go to heaven! 

[AarranCrosson]

@redsoxbaseball3434 STFU CUNT!

[yungsoulja038]

@redsoxbaseball3434 Let the trolling begin.

[ShadowsOfBlossoms]

i love his dancemoves!

[lildrama2000]

YOU GO BOII

[TheViolinmusiclover]

i love this kid

[CuteeLittleDragonn01]

You told that loser!

[PeneEnVagina]

maricón culiao

[tieblaster1]

What a failurizer

[treesmoker586]

What... The fuck

[elenavlada]

hes kinda cute

[Creolekiss]

@jancoetzer12 LOOK AT YOURSELF...

& @ZJN09 just get a life !

[ZJN09]

@Creolekiss How do i need to get a life when you're the dumbass calling out people on youtube? Go somewhere else cunt.

[Creolekiss]

@ZJN09 of course you are the one who is calling people f*g and that's why you need to get a life Or it's easy just don't visit youtube / don't post homophobic comments.

And I don't need to go any where else you pus*y I'm already in a great place and you should learn how to be little tolerant towards other people who are different from you. Otherwise you will be the next Shirly phelps ...

[ZJN09]

@Creolekiss You need a tissue? Stop crying kid, go talk your shit else where, btw i have a life, you must not if you enjoy having youtube arguments so much.

[Creolekiss]

@ZJN09 oh yeah I'm crying watching how adults act these days worse than us! And I didn't argue with or anything ..it was just a comment...but I can't help you if you are thick.

[ZJN09]

@Creolekiss I'm not an adult? And plenty of adults act worse than kids, also, if you don't want to argue dont reply to my comment telling me i dont have a life, you dont even know me.

[Creolekiss]

@ZJN09 of course that was my point..don't be one of those adults...and don't post racist or homophobic comments that's mean and intolerable..if you want to say something mean say crack head, psycho ,lunatic or something like that.. I won't reply to your comments anymore ..and i'm not the one who replied first anyway..

[KroKKaulitz]

I feel like he just wanted to mee the judges :P

[MsJapaneseCherryPoP]

sometimes people just don't know how to control their body while singing o.O

[ZJN09]

fag

[elenavlada]

@ZJN09 noooooo!!!

[kellykryptonitee]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!

[sw4gg4hxch1q]

i coughed just like that lil girl on toddlers and tiaras you know the drunk one talking about hairspray o-o after i got don laughing my fucking ass off

[jancoetzer12]

Gay...

[Msallaboutrko]

thought simon picked up a cigar at 1:36

[babysitter1432]

DONT READ THIS BECUASE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE GETTING KISSED ON THE NEXT POSSIBLE FRIDAY.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THISON AT LEAST THREE AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW THAT YOU HAVESTARTED READING THIS YOU CANT STOP.THIS IS SO SCARY.POST THIS COMMENT ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES.WHEN YOURE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOU LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY REAL

[tatobass91]

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[rojs2]

horrible....

[lasstrikers]

lmfao haha ggggggaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy

[gowar156]

@lasstrikers so what?

[delgodoy9]

BRB Dyinq xD

[BKProblems]

hes a maninizer

[Angelblood1218]

HES AN AWESOME MAN FLOWER ;D

[velliebellie]

Sassy Simon! Bwahahaha!

[lord1c1s]

surprisingly he should be in stomp the yard

[bubbly1219981]

OMG IM CRYINGGG

[Nblue444]

LOLOL!!! love the moves idk about the voice!

[Danceluvers2011]

BRITNEY NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A MANIZER>>>>>>:)

[ERIK000000000]

You are ok, but dont sing or dance EVER again. Thank you.

[ANGELA0ROX]

all you people hating on male cheerleaders MALE CHEERLEADERS GET TO LOOK UP GIRLS SKIRTS AND TOSS THEM AROUND WHILE FOOTBALL PLAYERS RUN AROUND AND IN TIGHTS TRYING TO TACKLE EACH OTHER and i think hes really good.....ish and pretty cute!!!!!!

[thedude7847]

@ANGELA0ROX The football players get do fuck the cheerleaders while the make cheerleaders masturbate to upskirt memories....but if this guy wasn't joking around he should kill himself.

[whatupmaaan]

the dude on the softball team...

[Metallica102938]

you know he was dared to do it ROFL brave guy

[ILoveMattism]

He's a cheerleader...

[grumpyclouds93]

You told that loser!

[irishblood12078]

is that a baby in the background o.O?

[DeadMan11100]

womanizer means cheater



[ZakuAbumiFanGirl1]

@DeadMan11100 Not really. A man can be single and still be a womanizer. It basically means that he likes many women and has short sexual relationships with them.

[11cupcakebabies]

me:MOM GIVE ME DUCK TAPE

mom:(gives duck tape)

me:thank you

me:(get duck tape and duck tape and cover ear)

me:i have new earphone:D

[ThatRandomCar]

i didn't know gay was an accent

[ibeKleah]

i luv how randy is all "baby u cant sing" to ppl

[rockyyhorroshoww]

i would go out with him

[Randolph1999]

O.o



[marsan1965]

i can't stop ROFL !

ahahhah

[SuckMyCOG]

Oh goodness....

[MrMultijayrocks]

LLS juss as sweet as sugarr

[jazmin17297]

wtf lol he sucks

[yungsoulja038]

Lol 0:12 Simon's like "Dammit not another one."

[MyTearsOfPearls]

whats his name o.o



[MizzMelodyMarie]

Lmfao

[paigecross24]

+_ )

+ )  ???? =D

[richgirl480]

my friends cat is named sassy

[popups46okay]

1:22 Randy! I can sing! hahaha

[TheNakedRussian]

The baby in the back is the best part

[watch2talk]

FAG XD

[camerontheguy1]

i like he dances while he sings

[FatWizardify]

I'm going to find him and set him alight, and he doesn't have any friends, that's CLEARLY a blatant lie, his only friend is his pet dead foot Dave. Thankyou, fuck off.

[takuadude666]

jewish as fuck

[CJ9TFIVE]

recorded with a calculator

[emy9102]

LOL

[Cheisu7]

0:13 it looks like SImon is actually in pain lmao

[ForeverDarknessFilms]

ok...why would a guy sing this song? hehe

[ThePrincessBrideGirl]

i want to marry this man

[TheLegoScarface]

what ever happened to the homophobics in the world

[corinnabower]

@TheLegoScarface lol thankfully they grew up and grew out of it. they realize that hating people for being who they are will make them just as unhappy as it makes the people they hate.

[elenavlada]

americans are crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[cflorian8]

hes scary

[balloonparty100]

"Thank you for the memories" what?

that guys got the swagger of a sea sponge

[fidoshock321]

cant stop pressing 1!!

[bacanright]

I think simon blushed when the guy called him sassy lol!

[kingnocomply]

you can hear the baby singin it lol

[JustinNeverSaysNever]

Simon's just like,

"Bloody hell. Gtfo."

[jdog7831]

can u say GAY and RETARDED

[trishstratus8]

@jdog7831 Can you say RUDE and UNNECESSARY? When did the word gay become an insult? Srsly. And does he look like he has down syndrome? At least he had the balls to go up there and do what he loves as best as he could. Jerk.

[SUPASHINYSTUFF]

why is this in my recommendations?

[hahaWTFH4X]

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[AsianHideOut]

@hahaWTFH4X pick that ass back up