damn!!! i used to have this movie a long time ago, its funny as hell, this guy is mouth-fuckin his wife while she's sleeping and you can hear his thoughts, he says "i hope you dont bite down, i dont wanna lose my pecker." hahahaha
John Holmes was a COLOSSAL pile of shit who continued to have sex with women after knowing he was already infected with the AIDS virus.... what a classy guy!
The 12 inch loser turned gay later in his ca-REAR & eventually got what he deserved.
hahahaha awesome! I watched this so many times I knew it word for word. "Oochicoooohochco" "what does that mean Dickman?" "Im not sure Throbbin, its something I read on the back of a Ginseng box"
during the later part of his life in crime-fighting, dickman used a special power he aquired called "aids" to destroy his adversaries. dickam eventually met his demise i hear. after dickman, died, throbbin retired from being a superhero and goes by his real name, "tom byron." -THE END
CHE CARINA AMBER LYNN!!! MI FACEVA (E MI FA!) IMPAZZIRE!!!! COSA DARE PER AVERE LA MACCHINA DEL TEMPO E POTERMELA SCOPARE COSI' COM'ERA!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!
Amber Lynn was doing DP's with Holmes,TT Boy,John Leslie,Peter North,Ron Jeramy,Tom Byrone,Paul Thomas,Herschell savage and many others from the Hiv era Porn video time frame..she must have a hundred STD's.
Wahahaha..watch 3 seconds intio the video Amber lynn is wiping some of John Holmes's cocaine off her nostrils!What a waste of a beautiful woman.I saw one seen where Amber Lynn did Johnny Wad,T.T.Boy,Tom Byrone,Herschell savage and Peter North all at once in a gang bang.I wonder how many Std's this poor woman has as we speak?
I actually have this video. This part is cheezy, but it gets quite good. Tom Byron starts working her from behind and she's totally enjoying it, but then they switch and when Holmes is doing her, he's practically killing her.
She either wants to fuck - she wants thrusting penis up her vagina - or she's already got some battery-operated dildo operating in her snatch at that time.She has a bit of the Kylie Minogue look,too.
MadMekZach=John Holmes awesome???at what??Being born with a foot long sausage and dying of Aids and infecting dozens of men and woman with the same?Maybe you couldfond a better role madel Zack than Johnny Wad like O.J.Simpson?
"Down between your legs.."Where you wear your underwear" lol..Wasnt John Holmes just the greatest poet in history?And to think he threw away all that talent just to bone a few beautys!!!
Vernoncash=Amazingly enough,some Porn stars (by the way,why are all Porn actors considered to be Porn STARS)?took the opposite Rout likeJenna Jamison,who started out a whore junkie,Got into Porn,got strait and now shes worth 30 million,its a strange world we live in dude!
Amber Lynn and John Holmes,life can get No lower than these two Loosers,Holmes is shoveleing coal in hell as we speak with his Twin sister Linda Lovelace.
you would think they have great lives with all the women,money and sex you want.Jons wife said he often complain about having to get up and go to work some morning.
I saw it when I was about 12 or so at a friend's house. Strange movie but what porn from the 80s wasn't? I think Holmes had AIDS at this point and worked anyway. What an asshole.
I once tried this pick-up line when I was 17 and I doubled up on by two lucious babes on my three-inch beauty. Then, that alarm clock goes off and I woke up. At least everything was a dream:)
Poetry in motion!
ufuckfacesonofabitch 3 days ago
Activate the Cock Signal!
MassTransit999 1 month ago
Throbbin penetrate!!!
cheznar 4 months ago
damn!!! i used to have this movie a long time ago, its funny as hell, this guy is mouth-fuckin his wife while she's sleeping and you can hear his thoughts, he says "i hope you dont bite down, i dont wanna lose my pecker." hahahaha
DavefromTinj 6 months ago
Thumbs up if u googled the title of the movie.
lorikano 6 months ago
can u get the longer segment to this
painlesstears67 6 months ago
John Holmes was a COLOSSAL pile of shit who continued to have sex with women after knowing he was already infected with the AIDS virus.... what a classy guy!
The 12 inch loser turned gay later in his ca-REAR & eventually got what he deserved.
RIP Butt Pirate
blahblahblaaful 8 months ago 2
I love how she wipes the coke off her nose at the beginning!
mattychase 9 months ago 4
so this is where the trey parker film 'orgasmo' came from.... ha
chazhuber 9 months ago
hahahaha awesome! I watched this so many times I knew it word for word. "Oochicoooohochco" "what does that mean Dickman?" "Im not sure Throbbin, its something I read on the back of a Ginseng box"
neverendingscotty 10 months ago
That was brilliant!!!
humpyhustler 10 months ago
Amber I've always loved you and I still do.
1963Luisito 1 year ago
Utter Nebbish
555julianfairbanks 1 year ago
Did Tom Byron ever fuck John Holmes?
jckfmsincty 1 year ago
holy blueballs dickman!!!!!!
BrockRockwell00 1 year ago
whos that girl??
dartvader158 1 year ago
@dartvader158 I think Amber Lynn, not quite sure but I think.
supercool126 1 year ago
@supercool126 yep thats Amber Lynn. That was back when she was hot looking but nowadays time hasnt been so good to her.
mountainseeker40 10 months ago
the best part is later in the scene when dickman sais "thanks for warming her up throbbin, now lets try the main course!" lol
ssgrunt 1 year ago
chowder boy??
zenburger 1 year ago
LOLz
the greatest porn star ever
he would have made a good actor in the movies i think
jonlee421 1 year ago
"Here I Cum to save the day!"
johnnyhustle 1 year ago
this was the same year he found out he had aids
CUTELOONIE01 1 year ago
@CUTELOONIE01 I dont think he died of aids. Thought it was complications from cocaine addiction. That's what the doc said anyway.
chuckbyf 1 year ago
during the later part of his life in crime-fighting, dickman used a special power he aquired called "aids" to destroy his adversaries. dickam eventually met his demise i hear. after dickman, died, throbbin retired from being a superhero and goes by his real name, "tom byron." -THE END
bgshort99 1 year ago 7
CHE CARINA AMBER LYNN!!! MI FACEVA (E MI FA!) IMPAZZIRE!!!! COSA DARE PER AVERE LA MACCHINA DEL TEMPO E POTERMELA SCOPARE COSI' COM'ERA!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!
seranda73 1 year ago
She was lucky. Holmes was infected by this time so she dodged a pretty big bullet while taking another!
clayp72 1 year ago
love how she casually wipes the coke off her nose!!
usuckdong 1 year ago
This was the BEST! RIP John Holmes!
ace69er 1 year ago
Holy Ben Wa balls, Dickman!
drrude 1 year ago
do you guys think she understood? lofl
TheNewMusicNetwork 1 year ago
Imagining a movie trailer with the imposing sounding voiceover....
"Coming this summer...John Holmes IS....ZORRO!"
bantamdraper 2 years ago 3
she's now an ugly junkie...
MisterHerr 2 years ago
Amazing feets !!!!!!!!!!!!!
ganlesat 2 years ago
Amber Lynn was doing DP's with Holmes,TT Boy,John Leslie,Peter North,Ron Jeramy,Tom Byrone,Paul Thomas,Herschell savage and many others from the Hiv era Porn video time frame..she must have a hundred STD's.
yakyakyakful 2 years ago
I bet her pussy is so big you could park a Kenworth in it
Bag0fRats 2 years ago 7
@Bag0fRats WHATS a Ken worth?
ace69er 1 year ago
@Bag0fRats I did a 69 years ago with John Holmes and he came like 3 Peter Norths and two Ron Jeramys put together.
KarenEngLikes69 8 months ago
@yakyakyakful I've got a couple of scenes with her doing double vaginal but I don't think she ever did regular DP. I could be wrong.
clayp72 1 year ago
Back in 1986 during my freshman yr in high school, this video was circulated . Oh man what a classic.
philaman1972 2 years ago
I would like a dickman costum for my christmas.
octodor 2 years ago 12
Dickman rules!!
vezina333 2 years ago 4
Amber Legend.i love her!!!where is she now?
resnoex1 2 years ago
Dickman is a FUCKIN genius!!
DrMonkeyDick 2 years ago 4
R.I.P John H.
Jarnkorset2 2 years ago
wetter and wetter, warmer and warmer!
7080hutchison 2 years ago 3
omfg!! i remember that. this is classic!!
justluna 2 years ago 2
HAPPY TO HELP, DICKMAN!
Enthraze 2 years ago 27
OLD GIRL HAS A MIDGET FACE
D3TOX3R 2 years ago
Amber Lynn took all 13 inches of Johnny Wad in her little Ass in this movie.
yomamadontdanz 2 years ago 3
Amber Lynn did not take it in her ass in the 80s
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Nicoleisasquirter37 2 years ago
aids mmmm who wants some aids john holmes does
brandoncipelle 2 years ago 5
Got
Aids
Yet
Avatarblackwolf 2 years ago
Anal
Injected
Death
Syrup
GomerDose 2 years ago
LOL!
Avatarblackwolf 2 years ago
hahhaa...great dialogue...can you BELIEVE this wasnt nominated for an oscar?
CTHULUgreatoldone 2 years ago 6
We never would have grown up without John Holmes, Tom Byron or Amber Lynn....., thank YOU, Dad. This was actually better than Batman & Robbin.
WestHollywoodWarrior 2 years ago 4
ahahha so lame hahah happy to help DICKMAN haha
MDQ01 3 years ago
One of John Greatest next to Prison in paradise.Whatever happen to Amber ?
tibiafinger 3 years ago 2
LMMFAO! And porn actors wonder why the world looks down on them!
liveup5 3 years ago 2
HAPPY TO HELP DICKMAN!! LMAO xD
huntster911 3 years ago 6
lol
SweCommunist 3 years ago
rambone is bigger than holmes...15.5"
cycosteve2006 3 years ago
You can't actually believe that. Nobody's is that long. You've very gullible. Not even 12".
russellziske 2 years ago
She had a nice bush in the 80s
Avatarblackwolf 3 years ago 4
اتقي الله
mohsenuss91 3 years ago
Wahahaha..watch 3 seconds intio the video Amber lynn is wiping some of John Holmes's cocaine off her nostrils!What a waste of a beautiful woman.I saw one seen where Amber Lynn did Johnny Wad,T.T.Boy,Tom Byrone,Herschell savage and Peter North all at once in a gang bang.I wonder how many Std's this poor woman has as we speak?
yomamadontdanz 3 years ago 8
I actually have this video. This part is cheezy, but it gets quite good. Tom Byron starts working her from behind and she's totally enjoying it, but then they switch and when Holmes is doing her, he's practically killing her.
pringlefish 3 years ago 3
"Happy ta help, Dickman!" LOL
saywatThafuckiwant 3 years ago 4
she's got a nice turd cutter.
execu366 3 years ago 3
She either wants to fuck - she wants thrusting penis up her vagina - or she's already got some battery-operated dildo operating in her snatch at that time.She has a bit of the Kylie Minogue look,too.
Richardhedditch261 3 years ago 2
YESSSS!
akaguchi81 3 years ago
Ginger Lynn?
ThoughtCriminal911 3 years ago
Amber Lynn
DaveTheFloridian 3 years ago 3
thanx. i sure liked watching her flicks
ThoughtCriminal911 3 years ago
HAPPY TO HELP DICKMAN
BIazephIozard 3 years ago
John Holmes a BAD guy..got way with murder BUT suffered with AIDS..lost his mind and his life
hardsly 3 years ago
HAPPY TO HELP DICKMAN
R1ght3ous 3 years ago
MadMekZach=John Holmes awesome???at what??Being born with a foot long sausage and dying of Aids and infecting dozens of men and woman with the same?Maybe you couldfond a better role madel Zack than Johnny Wad like O.J.Simpson?
yomamadontdanz 3 years ago
Great feet
barefootflipflops 3 years ago
Damn, can never get enough of the awesome Amber Lynn!!
jeffthrow6892 3 years ago
"Down between your legs.."Where you wear your underwear" lol..Wasnt John Holmes just the greatest poet in history?And to think he threw away all that talent just to bone a few beautys!!!
yomamadontdanz 3 years ago 4
I know...he had such great PROSE.....NOT!!!!
CTHULUgreatoldone 2 years ago
Hey its Val Kilmer!
GomerDose 3 years ago
What great Poetry.
smokes2468 3 years ago
Vernoncash=Amazingly enough,some Porn stars (by the way,why are all Porn actors considered to be Porn STARS)?took the opposite Rout likeJenna Jamison,who started out a whore junkie,Got into Porn,got strait and now shes worth 30 million,its a strange world we live in dude!
yomamadontdanz 3 years ago
tibiafinger=Everything in moderation right brother?Including pussy..and money dosn't come with a set of Instructions does it?
yomamadontdanz 3 years ago
:>)
MagnoliaPeach107 3 years ago
Lots of money lol
tibiafinger 3 years ago 2
Vernoncash=Look at the video,three seconds into it Amber Lynn is wiping Cocaine off her Nose...Does that answer your question?
yomamadontdanz 3 years ago 2
Amber Lynn and John Holmes,life can get No lower than these two Loosers,Holmes is shoveleing coal in hell as we speak with his Twin sister Linda Lovelace.
yomamadontdanz 3 years ago
you would think they have great lives with all the women,money and sex you want.Jons wife said he often complain about having to get up and go to work some morning.
tibiafinger 3 years ago 2
lol
SgtStrungOut 3 years ago
How strange, that's actual hypnotic language he's using...I wonder who wrote that.
SgtTravisBickle 3 years ago
Great film..How come it never picked up an Oscar award is beyond me.John holmes rates up there with the film greats.
watfordtripod 3 years ago
Her face looks like a dwarfs....I've always thought that...LOL
Doreen075 3 years ago
Happy to help DICKMAN! lmao lousy voiceover
Iori400 3 years ago 2
Carrie Underwood right there.
alkofly 3 years ago
"Carrie Underwood right there."
No, Amber Lynn right there. This coke-whore is still at it, by the way. How patheic. And she really looks rough now, some twenty-two years later.
Like the saying goes: "You reap what you sow."
Frank
Frank4268 3 years ago
why don't you shut up and go jack off in your closet for the 10th time today
bigdbrew 3 years ago
I LOVE THE 80's AMBER LYNN!!!!
negtype13 3 years ago 6
women wear underpants ? lol.
shortylongbacks 3 years ago
I love that slut.
octodor 3 years ago
this movie was made in 1986, so holmes very probably had aids at this point; he died of aids in 1988...
magritte74 3 years ago
John Holmes died at the VA in Sepulveda California. He was in the US Army active duty.
maxrafaelwaller 3 years ago
Have you seen what Amber Lynn looks like now?
Very,very, VERY scary.
yardape99 3 years ago 5
Burning pants!
Junkdonkey 3 years ago
why do chicks in porno movies wear such gaudy jewelry??
sarahthediva 3 years ago
wow, I didn't know that! I guess that's why they wear dresses
jws54 3 years ago
Hojigodo! Migu Guongo Choko Sikojogo! Muogo Katabuto! Hogodo!
Holy Ben Wa Balls Dickman! What does that mean?
I'm not certain Throbbin, it's something I read on the back of a gensing box.
Racefiend77 3 years ago 3
ROFL hell yeah!!
30Jeans 3 years ago 2
Gosh...John Holmes was the BEST....RIP
kittykitty915 3 years ago
Haha...lines from 80's porn = classic!!
xbleedingxskyx 3 years ago
Amber lynn has the most Amazing green eyes.
trvwatson 3 years ago
And amber lynn's brother is buck adams
KARIM33 3 years ago
amber lynn is the hottest
wuscli 3 years ago
I saw this clip on wadd: the life & times of john c. holmes & america exposed the john holmes story, its hectic
ClockworkOrangeKid 3 years ago
"Happy to help, Dickman!" One of the greatest lines in porn, ever, period. Lethal.M.J.S/2008
Lethalsilence 3 years ago 3
agreed!
hourspast 3 years ago
Amber Lynn?
HolyHellPreacher 3 years ago
The one and only. This is her double vaginal scene.
clayp72 3 years ago
clayp72: Ouch! You gotta be really fucked up to do something like that.
HolyHellPreacher 3 years ago
I saw it when I was about 12 or so at a friend's house. Strange movie but what porn from the 80s wasn't? I think Holmes had AIDS at this point and worked anyway. What an asshole.
clayp72 3 years ago
I've seen her do that two or three times. I don't think she ever did anal though.
clayp72 3 years ago
Allow me to correct myself. She's done DV but not in this scene. Damn she was fine back then.
clayp72 3 years ago
You are right. She doesn't do DV in this scene.
pringlefish 3 years ago
Heh, she did stick Holmes' shlong to her ear though.
clayp72 3 years ago 3
I once tried this pick-up line when I was 17 and I doubled up on by two lucious babes on my three-inch beauty. Then, that alarm clock goes off and I woke up. At least everything was a dream:)
PURPSNAKE 3 years ago 8
I saw this movie years ago, where can i download the movie.
trvwatson 3 years ago
One of the funnist porn films ever made.
Big John is a Legend.
watfordtripod 3 years ago
That is fucking awsome!!!! ahahha
YoungAndBalding 3 years ago