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  • Poetry in motion!

  • Activate the Cock Signal!

  • Throbbin penetrate!!!

  • damn!!! i used to have this movie a long time ago, its funny as hell, this guy is mouth-fuckin his wife while she's sleeping and you can hear his thoughts, he says "i hope you dont bite down, i dont wanna lose my pecker." hahahaha

  • Thumbs up if u googled the title of the movie.

  • can u get the longer segment to this

  • John Holmes was a COLOSSAL pile of shit who continued to have sex with women after knowing he was already infected with the AIDS virus.... what a classy guy!

    The 12 inch loser turned gay later in his ca-REAR & eventually got what he deserved.

    RIP Butt Pirate

  • I love how she wipes the coke off her nose at the beginning!

  • so this is where the trey parker film 'orgasmo' came from.... ha

  • hahahaha awesome! I watched this so many times I knew it word for word. "Oochicoooohochco" "what does that mean Dickman?" "Im not sure Throbbin, its something I read on the back of a Ginseng box"

  • That was brilliant!!!

  • Amber I've always loved you and I still do.

  • Utter Nebbish

  • Did Tom Byron ever fuck John Holmes? 

  • holy blueballs dickman!!!!!!

  • whos that girl??

  • @dartvader158 I think Amber Lynn, not quite sure but I think.

  • @supercool126 yep thats Amber Lynn. That was back when she was hot looking but nowadays time hasnt been so good to her.

  • the best part is later in the scene when dickman sais "thanks for warming her up throbbin, now lets try the main course!" lol

  • chowder boy??

  • LOLz

    the greatest porn star ever

    he would have made a good actor in the movies i think

  • "Here I Cum to save the day!"

  • this was the same year he found out he had aids

  • @CUTELOONIE01 I dont think he died of aids. Thought it was complications from cocaine addiction. That's what the doc said anyway.

  • during the later part of his life in crime-fighting, dickman used a special power he aquired called "aids" to destroy his adversaries. dickam eventually met his demise i hear. after dickman, died, throbbin retired from being a superhero and goes by his real name, "tom byron." -THE END

  • CHE CARINA AMBER LYNN!!! MI FACEVA (E MI FA!) IMPAZZIRE!!!! COSA DARE PER AVERE LA MACCHINA DEL TEMPO E POTERMELA SCOPARE COSI' COM'ERA!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!

  • She was lucky. Holmes was infected by this time so she dodged a pretty big bullet while taking another!

  • love how she casually wipes the coke off her nose!!

  • This was the BEST! RIP John Holmes!

  • Holy Ben Wa balls, Dickman!

  • do you guys think she understood? lofl

  • Imagining a movie trailer with the imposing sounding voiceover....

    "Coming this summer...John Holmes IS....ZORRO!"

  • she's now an ugly junkie...

  • Amazing feets !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Amber Lynn was doing DP's with Holmes,TT Boy,John Leslie,Peter North,Ron Jeramy,Tom Byrone,Paul Thomas,Herschell savage and many others from the Hiv era Porn video time frame..she must have a hundred STD's.

  • I bet her pussy is so big you could park a Kenworth in it

  • @Bag0fRats WHATS a Ken worth?

  • @Bag0fRats I did a 69 years ago with John Holmes and he came like 3 Peter Norths and two Ron Jeramys put together.

  • @yakyakyakful I've got a couple of scenes with her doing double vaginal but I don't think she ever did regular DP. I could be wrong.

  • Back in 1986 during my freshman yr in high school, this video was circulated . Oh man what a classic.

  • I would like a dickman costum for my christmas.

  • Dickman rules!!

  • Amber Legend.i love her!!!where is she now?

  • Dickman is a FUCKIN genius!!

  • R.I.P John H.

  • wetter and wetter, warmer and warmer!

  • omfg!! i remember that. this is classic!!

  • HAPPY TO HELP, DICKMAN!

  • OLD GIRL HAS A  MIDGET FACE

  • Amber Lynn took all 13 inches of Johnny Wad in her little Ass in this movie.

  • Amber Lynn did not take it in her ass in the 80s

  • aids mmmm who wants some aids john holmes does

  • Got

    Aids

    Yet

  • Anal

    Injected

    Death

    Syrup

  • LOL!

  • hahhaa...great dialogue...can you BELIEVE this wasnt nominated for an oscar?

  • We never would have grown up without John Holmes, Tom Byron or Amber Lynn....., thank YOU, Dad. This was actually better than Batman & Robbin.

  • ahahha so lame hahah happy to help DICKMAN haha

  • One of John Greatest next to Prison in paradise.Whatever happen to Amber ?

  • LMMFAO! And porn actors wonder why the world looks down on them!

  • HAPPY TO HELP DICKMAN!! LMAO xD

  • lol

  • rambone is bigger than holmes...15.5"

  • You can't actually believe that. Nobody's is that long. You've very gullible. Not even 12".

  • She had a nice bush in the 80s

  • اتقي الله

  • Wahahaha..watch 3 seconds intio the video Amber lynn is wiping some of John Holmes's cocaine off her nostrils!What a waste of a beautiful woman.I saw one seen where Amber Lynn did Johnny Wad,T.T.Boy,Tom Byrone,Herschell savage and Peter North all at once in a gang bang.I wonder how many Std's this poor woman has as we speak?

  • I actually have this video. This part is cheezy, but it gets quite good. Tom Byron starts working her from behind and she's totally enjoying it, but then they switch and when Holmes is doing her, he's practically killing her.

  • "Happy ta help, Dickman!" LOL

  • she's got a nice turd cutter.

  • She either wants to fuck - she wants thrusting penis up her vagina - or she's already got some battery-operated dildo operating in her snatch at that time.She has a bit of the Kylie Minogue look,too.

  • YESSSS!

  • Ginger Lynn?

  • Amber Lynn

  • thanx. i sure liked watching her flicks

  • HAPPY TO HELP DICKMAN

  • John Holmes a BAD guy..got way with murder BUT suffered with AIDS..lost his mind and his life

  • HAPPY TO HELP DICKMAN

  • MadMekZach=John Holmes awesome???at what??Being born with a foot long sausage and dying of Aids and infecting dozens of men and woman with the same?Maybe you couldfond a better role madel Zack than Johnny Wad like O.J.Simpson?

  • Great feet

  • Damn, can never get enough of the awesome Amber Lynn!!

  • "Down between your legs.."Where you wear your underwear" lol..Wasnt John Holmes just the greatest poet in history?And to think he threw away all that talent just to bone a few beautys!!!

  • I know...he had such great PROSE.....NOT!!!!

  • Hey its Val Kilmer!

  • What great Poetry.

  • Vernoncash=Amazingly enough,some Porn stars (by the way,why are all Porn actors considered to be Porn STARS)?took the opposite Rout likeJenna Jamison,who started out a whore junkie,Got into Porn,got strait and now shes worth 30 million,its a strange world we live in dude!

  • tibiafinger=Everything in moderation right brother?Including pussy..and money dosn't come with a set of Instructions does it?

  • :>)

  • Lots of money lol

  • Vernoncash=Look at the video,three seconds into it Amber Lynn is wiping Cocaine off her Nose...Does that answer your question?

  • Amber Lynn and John Holmes,life can get No lower than these two Loosers,Holmes is shoveleing coal in hell as we speak with his Twin sister Linda Lovelace.

  • you would think they have great lives with all the women,money and sex you want.Jons wife said he often complain about having to get up and go to work some morning.

  • lol

  • How strange, that's actual hypnotic language he's using...I wonder who wrote that.

  • Great film..How come it never picked up an Oscar award is beyond me.John holmes rates up there with the film greats.

  • Her face looks like a dwarfs....I've always thought that...LOL

  • Happy to help DICKMAN! lmao lousy voiceover

  • Carrie Underwood right there.

  • "Carrie Underwood right there."

    No, Amber Lynn right there. This coke-whore is still at it, by the way. How patheic. And she really looks rough now, some twenty-two years later.

    Like the saying goes: "You reap what you sow."

    Frank

  • why don't you shut up and go jack off in your closet for the 10th time today

  • I LOVE THE 80's AMBER LYNN!!!!

  • women wear underpants ? lol.

  • I love that slut.

  • this movie was made in 1986, so holmes very probably had aids at this point; he died of aids in 1988...

  • John Holmes died at the VA in Sepulveda California. He was in the US Army active duty.

  • Have you seen what Amber Lynn looks like now?

    Very,very, VERY scary.

  • Burning pants!

  • why do chicks in porno movies wear such gaudy jewelry??

  • wow, I didn't know that! I guess that's why they wear dresses

  • Hojigodo! Migu Guongo Choko Sikojogo! Muogo Katabuto! Hogodo!

    Holy Ben Wa Balls Dickman! What does that mean?

    I'm not certain Throbbin, it's something I read on the back of a gensing box.

  • ROFL hell yeah!!

  • Gosh...John Holmes was the BEST....RIP

  • Haha...lines from 80's porn = classic!!

  • Amber lynn has the most Amazing green eyes.

  • And amber lynn's brother is buck adams

  • amber lynn is the hottest

  • I saw this clip on wadd: the life & times of john c. holmes & america exposed the john holmes story, its hectic

  • "Happy to help, Dickman!" One of the greatest lines in porn, ever, period. Lethal.M.J.S/2008

  • agreed!

  • Amber Lynn?

  • The one and only. This is her double vaginal scene.

  • clayp72: Ouch! You gotta be really fucked up to do something like that.

  • I saw it when I was about 12 or so at a friend's house. Strange movie but what porn from the 80s wasn't? I think Holmes had AIDS at this point and worked anyway. What an asshole.

  • I've seen her do that two or three times. I don't think she ever did anal though.

  • Allow me to correct myself. She's done DV but not in this scene. Damn she was fine back then.

  • You are right. She doesn't do DV in this scene.

  • Heh, she did stick Holmes' shlong to her ear though.

  • I once tried this pick-up line when I was 17 and I doubled up on by two lucious babes on my three-inch beauty. Then, that alarm clock goes off and I woke up. At least everything was a dream:)

  • I saw this movie years ago, where can i download the movie.

  • One of the funnist porn films ever made.

    Big John is a Legend.

  • That is fucking awsome!!!! ahahha

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