Baby Shaker (iPhone, iPod Touch app)

[evakarin21]

does it really play that song while you use it? because that would be really funny

[TheK12314]

I use this app so I don't fucking kill the babies that I babysit. I mean it, I want to kill every one of the fuckers, but I just whip out my Iphone and SHAKESHAKESHAKE, stress relief.

[knyreessa1]

To Whoever Created This App && Whoever Downloads It: KILL YOURSELF!

[michaelbarend]

apple deleted the app

and im fine with it

[MrCrypto1995]

I can't find it on Itunes D:

[walkerellis2950]

come on, there's a time everyone needs to shake some babez!

[princessbecci24]

thats awful

[StayinSic666]

Fuck you can get apps with topless chicks with stars over their tits. Christ there's even a playboy app and THIS is offensive? Grow up people!

[Alonguy98]

@StayinSic666 Yes it is. Boobs are great! Too many people find sex offensive for some reason. This app, however, is quite disturbing.

[Bodyhunter323]

It wuz pulled from iTunes only 3 days out and then pulled because it ofended people!!?

[allieg6795]

its really sad how they had to take this app off if u have a problem with the app please dont complain and ruin fun for others just dont download it for yourself

[Skateboarder55]

I WANT IT!!!

[niagwai]

I'm not offended, I just dont fuckin get it...whats the point...its not even a fun game, it has no point, its just so lame...

[Jayman800]

WTF

[carebearmafia42013]

that's messed up...

[lewisfryatt]

Lmao thats awesome!

[TheTardcoreDiaries]

this app is just psychotic

whoever created this app deserves to be shaken to death themselves!!!!

[jllkah]

wow dumbest app ever i have a fucking kid i think wo ever the hell made this app should have his head cut off and some one should shit down his neck

[KlSSING]

i think we should shake the mother fucker who made this app then maybe he'll shut the fuck up and crawl into a hole!!!

copy and paste if you agree

[FlashFreakWb]

Yep.

[theXmurderXindustry]

nice song.

xD

[PoisonedWine]

"And this is what happens when the quality control workers take a break."

Of course, we all know, you have to shake a child much harder for it to suffer "shaken baby syndrome" so this is in no way meant to induce the desire to enact this on a live being.

[ProMacTeacher]

whats the point?

[Jwoodill2112]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[yaaah25]

I don't find it super-offensive...I mean, what's the big deal? I've seen much worse, and it's obviously not meant to prrvoke domestic violence in it's users.

I'd complain about it more on the fact that it's kind of corny.

[Besucher13]

schlecht.

[Purkillah2036]

such a crappy little unusual shitty program wow!!

Try Sentinel !!!Better graphics :P

[robisallbyhimself]

if they were going to make a game as politically un-correct as this they could have at least made it more graphic

[bomba6ko]

omg .. there is no sens in this thing ..

[imakolboy]

wat the sht

[pinch00]

OMG they put red X's on the kids eyes. big fuckin deal get over it vagina helmets

[ub3rpwnage96]

man, i really need that game!

[MrBili1994]

Search "Happy Rob Buy" by google ,and you will find amazing.

[Sanaa2k]

What a lame.

[hamberger7]

bad app

good song for the app

[Joker32903i]

that looks like ..fun?

[zombiefulci]

ohhh common! its not as bad as i thought it would be, i wish i had it on my itouch

[milkchat]

Whhat kinda sicko would make this kind of application?

[oglster]

The baby shaker might help people restrain from shaking their actual baby.

[markbaland]

Or, they could rely on common sense and basic human decency...

[oglster]

it was a joke.

[coopercrue]

thats fucking sick

[Skyyedink]

Wow, it doesn't even look THAT fun...oh no, don't be politically incorrect and have anything that offends anyone...

WHAAAAAAA!!!

[xHoEoNdRuGzx]

lmao i started crying laughing when i heard people were offended by this app. holy fuck people get over it its just an app... if u dont like it then avoid it ya fuckin whiners

[H2TLILDANCER]

its not funny in the least. were not whining its not right that apple even put that for sale. its sad that this really does happen to babies. and you can`t say that you don`t smile when you see a beauitful little bundle of God.

[tsaxctown]

What about the spawn of satan? How do we know the fictional black and white pictures of infants aren't evil? Think twice before you bless a baby in the name of the lord.... I'm just saying

[chrisym21]

i agree lol

[Jxkilla]

this game makes shaking babies look fun

[jiposphere]

xD hahahahah

[coopercrue]

bitchass fucker

[ShadyLady132]

The fuss is It's sick. And Show A lack of Value of human life. My friends little girl Was shaken by her Birth Father and Had to have her head split open. Due to the swelling of her bran. It's been 3 years and she 5 now and still ain't right.

[uchihaitachi410]

big deal

[kaze4dono]

how is that a big deal!!! kids are being shaken to death these days and it fucken aint rite! how would you like it if you got a kid and they were shaken to death? or shaken just to be quieted? seem like fun? Think twice before saying something like that is a big deal. Live through the experience and then tell people again how its a big deal. Dont be a dick about saying that to people its fucked up and offending. Seriously.

[tsaxctown]

Dude, tell me about it... I sat in one of those massage chairs at the zoo the other day, it was crazy... I'm not sure I'll ever be the same again

[danumba82]

waaw datz grimly

[tg01millmorer]

Oh my god, whats all the fuss about. Its a drawing of a baby that gets red crosses on its eyes. When I first heard all the fuss about this app, I expected something really bad like a babies head that wobbled when you shook it, and blood came out and you broke its neck or something. But its just a drawing, jeez. Get over it.

[H2TLILDANCER]

Its not that were complaining its the fact that apple even put that up becuase everyday babies are shaken. TO DEATH. its not funny and i almost hate apple for it. its not right.

[na5m]

what a lame app. still images? no animation? a middle school boy must have crufted this one together

[vannamorgan]

that is sick and horrible the person who came up with this needs to be shot and sued thats dispicable UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[H2TLILDANCER]

exactly. thank you.

[rock1197]

im glad they removed it its sick you shake a baby till it dies????

[flyekkeepdiscovering]

how fucking retarded.

[lax988]

What is funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!

[TheGameNoise]

haha best ap ever

[masterofoverkill2]

Jack Thompson: well no more console games to bitch about lets take a look at apple.. omg baby shaker. this will corrupt kids minds and cause them to shake babies we must fight apple to view the morals of the christian faith.

Me in the background: (facepalm) ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[myboomstick]

looks like a shitty app but i would've bought it just to piss off the christian moral brigade - can't believe they got their panties in a knot over a cheap, lousy app like this geez...

[8metallica9]

lol my bible says nothing about baby shaking but its still very wrong and twisted but so are half the games these days... ( i still think these ap is wrong and pointless)

[myboomstick]

i agree that the app is pointless. wrong? maybe. but to throw a tantrum over a cheap crappy app like this is ridiculous. this app looks as worthless as all those fart apps and 'i am rich'; not worth all the attention it is getting.

[zomgzonoz]

Why did they have to remove this? I would have bought it.

[dogbuddy555]

ur horable for waisting 99 cence on this

[revivedSpArTaN]

this is stupid!!! it only puts two red crosses on a bad-drawn baby's eye!!! what a waste of money!!!

[sometastylongpig]

Best game ever. If there were only ragdoll physics.

[dontneedwork91]

This is how I killed my children.

[lrgdup]

lol

[binslayer]

In fact the app is probably educational in the way it clearly shows that babies die from being shook.

Na just kidding its really distasteful and offending...

[jordanmoore9]

lol

[Johnlevitre2]

This app isint wrong in any way, and if you think it is, quit being such a pussy. ITS A FUCKING GAME!!! no kids have an iPhone anyway, so what are you bitching about.

[kaze4dono]

dude! take a look around!!! there is so much kids nowadays walking around with a friken iphone OR itouch. Its not hard to find one with it.

[tsaxctown]

there could indeed be a baby with a baby shaking app.... what a world

[Johnlevitre2]

If your kid's young enough to be influenced by games and has an I-phone, they should be shoot. or you should be shoot for being a bad parent.

[Ryouth326]

Are you serious? TONS of kids have idevices!

[FezzingtonBear1]

the only really distasteful thing would be if people bought it.

[elmamatetas69]

INCREDIBLY STUPID APP!!!!!!! Waste of a dollar. Could of got a hot n' spicy of the DOLLAR menu instead!!!! Although the song makes it fucking halarious lol.

[myboomstick]

i agree - song should've came with the app :p

[vicness5]

disgusting.... How do they allow an app like that onto the store???

[pickup12]

1. Its clearly a drawing of a baby

2. The animation isnt very good when you shake it to death -.-

3. this game sucks anyway

[Bigrappa24]

they complain about this shit app, but abortion is okay?? idiots

[BOB1million]

whats wrong with it? abortion, not this , this is a bit twisted

[kmcfadyen1]

These responses that I have read thus far show that none of you have had a baby that was shaken. None of you have had a child that was killed by SBS .  This is a sick joke. Unfortunately, some people will think that because of this application, it is okay to shake a baby. And those of us who have suffered need to set the word straight....If a baby is crying and you don't know what is wrong, either take a break for a moment, or if possible, laugh. Just try to relax.

[masterofoverkill2]

to be fair kmc. i dont think most people are stupid enough to think that the app makes it ok to shake a baby

[MajinFrahma]

If people were offended by this app that's very strange. As far as I could tell it was a harmless joke of an app that didn't hurt anyone. Creative app as well.

[moronpaul]

Shake a nattering bitch! Response to the reactions -

watch?v=wzNXkJGjSlU

[Joraw]

I still dont get it... Certain people just got too carried away and wanted air time. thats what it is.. It's just a harmless pictures with sound effects.. I understand the gravity of the situation but it's not that big of a deal.

Go settle bigger and practical issues. No need to make it so damn big of a deal.. I just don't get some people.

Messin around with a phone application by shaking the phone, what more not animated, and shaking a REAL LIFE BABY are 2 damn different things..

[idkthewho]

lol

[cris360king]

wtf is the point of that

[NickBlackDIN]

I think the point was to start an uproar.. and people are following suit nicely ^.^ deffinatly good for buisness till it was take down, I bet milions of people want it now, just to be rebellius :p

[jwdeljr80]

have you sickos seen the one for Blackberry if not and youre bored its at

"blackberry babyshaker app"

[emub2012]

woo

[Adeksz47]

omg, thats fuckin' horrible ;/

[poochiepooch94]

its very evil isnt it.

[Testo2009]

I got to the last level and it's a bit different. In the last level, you get a pass that says "Star mode unlocked" you go their and it's different.

The baby is now animated, and the baby cries hit butt off, then you have to go to the bathtub, and shake the baby till he dies, blood comes out of his mouth, and you have to throw him to the tub.

Jk jk but that I would have get the conterversy if THAT was the way the game was made, not this 2 penny shit.

[jwdeljr80]

new blackberry app can be seen at

"babyshaker app blackberry"

[Joraw]

I dont understand..? Thats it..? Why is this like being critixised and all.. can anyone tell me..? Im realy clueless... Its just 2 crosses across the eyes..

[Fonderplague]

yeah here i thought it was a digital baby that would cry and flop around as you shake it. this is just fucking stupid.

[CmacD87]

Hey guys, have you heard of this thing called the internet? Well apparently there are far more "outrageous" and "disgusting" things on this said internet.

Also, apparently there is this game called Grand Theft Auto that you can play, where you can kill innocent people for fun. How awful! Fake violence! OMG! BAN IT PLZ!

Don't like it? Don't buy it. End of story!

[8394147]

I think GTA is a bit different. First of all, it's fun. It's a very complicated and multifaceted game. Second of all, there are some consequences for your behavior in GTA. You get killed and arrested. In this so-called game, it's really just "shake a baby to death." That's it. There's nothing else to it. I think it's easier to get pissed off about something like this, that barely even constitutes a "game."

[8394147]

Also, I think the real controversy here is that Apple green-lighted it in the first place. Apple is a weirdly controlling and obsessive company, that has a history of removing iPhone apps for no apparent reason. Personally, I can't stand Apple. But everyone is kind of wondering why the hell they approved this, but not so many other seemingly normal, non-offensive useful apps.

[punish3ment]

I beg to differ, the actual controversy here is the lack of ragdoll physics in a game where floppy effect would be AWESOME

[davidhindu]

awesome game....shame that it has been banned.

[Jbrawks08]

wow

that's

just wow

which idiot came up with that idea

[snoopymcphone]

What would possess them to make an app like this? how disgusting their hearts must be.

[oTECHNiiQUEo]

LMFAO

[TVNews14]

For any of you douchebags that like this, I guess you're eagerly awaiting Apple's release of "Jew Burner" and "Negro Lyncher."

[audiodead]

Jew Burner II is coming out in June.

[MidnightsWrath]

I heard Lyncher is coming with lasers next time!

[cueiubot]

stupid

[lil0west]

its been banned now

[kh63nvy]

What a totally morbid game concept. To shake a baby to death?!!! What kind of low lifes are the game makers. 

Also the folks at Apple who approved the sale of this game are money grubbing idiots who have no sense of morals. Took the public to reset the moral compass for these fools.

[MUCKYOURLENS]

i am going to be totally blunt here....anybody who finds this entertaining or funny in any way is a cunt and needs a good kicking....end of.

[kennethrobinespinosa]

the makers need to go back to school for being stupid. O wait they cant get in to college theyre stupid.

[jerryherb]

Though im not a fan of any apple products, and dont own any (they are made for computer retards), this is freakin awesome!. For you parents of shaken babies: should have been there for your kid instead of outsourcing your parenthood, you got noone to blame but yourselves.

[safarigurl150]

really? awesome? what pleasure do you have of brutalizing a fake baby on a screen? i mean WTF is going on in the heads of ppl today????

[communitypull]

boycott apple

sick sick game

[Aixelsid]

shake shake shake the baby!!!, shake shake shake the baby !!! jajajajajajaja sick games

[superkillsorry3]

i want this permently banned from ipod touch

[eleanizzle]

it doesnt look like a fun game, even if child abuse was in any way funny or this game was about shaking a pencil or something it wouldnt be good.

So it makes it even more disgusting that its about child abuse.

[superkillsorry3]

I agree with you.

[superkillsorry3]

That just makes me sick and i want the company to stop making junk like this baby shaker.I JUST WANT TO SAY ONE WORD(HORRIBLE).

[ChrisBennett18]

this is sooo cool its funny hahah but too bad they have to get rid of it from itunes

[safarigurl150]

funny? wtf at least a bush shaker or obama shaker would be funny...but a drawing of a baby? wtf

[audy3009]

this is stupid and childish. As a mother of a shaken baby, this is absolutely repulsive

[CBflames]

I love this game probably the best game for ipod touch! When I beat the game I went and shook my baby sister!

[CPhT2002]

I believe it's a real game, and the person that made it up should be shook till their eyes pop out. That is the stupidest thing that someone can come up. It was probably developed by someone who got away with shaking a baby.... stupid @zzhole!

[cpssnorman]

what!?

u r just shaking the iphone while ur looking at this stupid photo

[Grymligast]

Makes me want to go around shaking babies.

[jimmy69moo]

What a shit game.

[8394147]

This got a lot of views after that article on Yahoo News. :D

[8metallica9]

no it got alot of views becuz it was on the national news

[heydymac]

Absurd! Crank! Who can laugh about that????

[norbu1987]

i wish they made a shake ur dick till it come juice

[ExcoriatedZero]

What's the point? You can do that now without an app.

[8metallica9]

ur a sick perverted faggot!

[Starzerowarcraft]

i got to the last level...

[CLUBZEBRA1]

Can you do Cooperative or multi-player ?

[fadropblane]

Hey!!! There should be a background song for this app based off that disco song "Shake your booty"... Instead it should have the same music and say "Shake Shake Shake... Shake Shake Shake... Shake Your Baby... Shake Your Baby... YEAH!" Fuck Yes that is fucking brilliant... I am going to go make the app right now and upload it. I am such a fucking genius. Everyone wants to be like me. I like to eat my own feces... :-/

[chanerth]

you call this a game??

[Mappy4ever]

Wonder how apple even approved it ...... but good now its not available anymore :).

[DenverCholoX3]

That's some fucked up shit

[13Caleb]

How did this fucking game get up to 4 stars?!? It's awful, sick and twisted people making a game to shake and kill babies.

[fiveodude]

Can you play it online with your friends?

[dubz776]

fookin babies... :s who need um .. just another generation of *gasp* soldia boy listeners..."ILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT" *shakes baby*  sorry my dad beat me :(

[FlyleafFan14]

I am glad they removed this app.

[xxshadow300]

I saw this video on the news and i don't think it is really that bad it is just a fun make believe game like GTA IV.

[benjiboy576]

lol Okay I'm glad they removed this simply because it contributes to the dumbing down of America...

"Bored??... Shake your phone!!!"

[jaynene]

Is it noon yet? just about .take about 5 dozen eggs ...... start putting them in a bowl,,, mix the fuck out of them.. and what do you get???? PENIS!!!! Yea shit just got real!

[cpk9999]

lol i dont know about you but my penis doesnt look like 5 dozen mixed up eggs lol

[ExcoriatedZero]

As a former baby I must say that the controversy over this is ridiculous.  It's just a harmless app. Besides, everyone knows the best way to quiet a baby is to drown it in the bathtub.

[jaynene]

lolz u a funny asshole ur comment made me lol

[motboy2]

hahahahaha, thats messed up, but funny at the same time lol.

[tylerpomeroy]

While your comment may be funny to some, it will also be offensive to others. Just be careful what you type....especially when it deals with babies.

[ExcoriatedZero]

Hey, tylerpomeroy. I was once a baby, so that gives me a free pass to say what I'd like. Kinda like if I was black, I'd be able to tell a black joke without sounding racist.

[markbaland]

Yeah, there is no reason for people to be offended by your jokes about killing babies, just as there would be no reason for you to get offended when I say that you are a great argument for abortion.

[outtokill7]

awesome and with shake it in there made it better

[ImMe1314]

WTF IS THIS SHIT? this is what the media is talking about.. THI SHIT? I thought when the baby dies theres blood and gore everywhere but this simple shake and 2 eye crosses shit? give me a fucking break and those fucking mom bloggers really need to choke on a cock.

[brodie11791]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[KrissyFivee]

HAHA priceless xD

[YOUAREAFATBITCH]

love the song, love the app! <3

[Cujucuyo]

How is this game bad? Shaking a phone to make a DRAWN baby die, wtf? What's wrong and immoral about that?! Like most have pointed out only the most retarded buffoons would actually do that to a real baby. People are so stupid sometimes, remember how they used to say Pokemon was the devil? lol, they even banned the TCG when I was in school, I was, what? 10-11yo? Jesus. Mostly, angry, losers with nothing better to do complain about something so tribial.

[maexuwil]

OMG hilarious

[barbiandbutton]

that is disgusting.

[iheartkaratekid]

wow,,,,

[HelloKitty178601]

I Just Saw That On The News :O

[flblover1123]

i know right i saw that that game is ignorent

[neogeoemienm]

I dont see how this is bad its just a game and only stupid people with out common sense would think about trying this on an actual baby

[StephenJohnSays]

i hate niggers.

[amberjade11]

What does that have to do with this/