Martin Lawrence- Jail(stand up comedy)

[QUHectic212]

115 ppl didn't lock thier asses 

[HesterDW]

You a disrespectable muhfucka lmao

[KiriouSs]

like thaaaaat hahah the end

[whotaughtyou]

PRINTER CLOCK COMPUTER ALARM CURRICULUM VITAE THEFT

[joym101]

ctfu @ the way he walks 1:50

[whotaughtyou]

GOTHIKA

CATHERINE TATE

FLICK YOUR FINGERS



[bulziahebrand]

I know he hot as fuck in that...

[einxful]

if you want some ass you ganna get some nasty ass

[koti181]

Cdfu Yoo momma said lock it

[youryoutubian]

Lock it!

[evedek07]

What I have found is if I utilize my talents and my mind I can grow one as you, see. Thats where Im at with mine. In order for you to grow, you gotta love the brother man and the other man...lmbo tooo funny rotflol

[evedek07]

Best stand up by Martin...too hilarious!

[kierredestiny2]

roflmao!!!!

[NewHorrorfield]

Holy shit! So the legends were true: Martin Lawrence used to be funny!

[sinsu123]

daweson isn't stupid he's a damn asshole

[danewson]

He's not a good stand up comedian.

[heckto35]

@danewson Damn you're stupid!

[BerryA86]

Sequel for Black Knight please!!

[mikyaelwebb1]

Simply one of the BEST ever!!!!!!!!!!!



[poxoi666]

111 people couldn't lock their ass

[lennartzc2]

XD WTFHA

[july5th]

they dont fuck ur shit up in jail, they fuck your shit up in prison

[americababyable]

i'll be a nasty, dirty, filthy, stinking

[nickythebaddest]

Daee Fckiin mee maaamaaaaaaaaaaahhhh ! lol

[NoNiceNamesLeft]

does locking help?

[jessesetsfire]

this is some gay shit talking about rape for 3 minutes

[WILAYFanNr5369871]

watch?v=gYmXv2Fy9IQ

[deedizeldafreak]

this is funny but martin does alot of homo shit he needs to settle down even if he's acting

[TheEXpothead]

my last dealer is in jail :D and I was almost in jail . well I was but only for 72 hours

[RembranTcg]

@TheEXpothead ooh you r the shit !!!! :P

[whotaughtyou]

PILLS MADELEINE CAPTAIN DETROIT LIONS HAIRCUT 00 STOWE DOLL

[Foobaby2017]

I think they be like thaaaaatttt

[whotaughtyou]

GUN BLAST LITTLETON

[whotaughtyou]

ERROR TRY AGAIN

ERROR

[SirAFILN]

MAMA SAID LOCK MY ASS... hahahhahahahaha

[moonulica]

is it just me or his voice is similar to tupac's?

[slicksottia]

@moonulica Wow, he does haha

[112frankybaby]

Dear mama! 2pac diss.

[whotaughtyou]

ELLE MACPHERSON NORWAY BIBLE STOLEN THEN

[whotaughtyou]

THEY HAVE MIND STATE SAID JULIA ROBERTS YMCA

[whotaughtyou]

BOND BOOK GOING WELL 120 MILLION COPIES 90 MILLION DAVID BECKHAM YOUNGER LIVE AGAIN MARTIN LAWRENCE

[whotaughtyou]

DAYBREAK ON ITV SHE U S NAVY

[whotaughtyou]

ROY JONES TRINIDAD WHO HOW MIGUEL PAJISTAN INDIA

JIM CARREY WHA MICROFORM

[whotaughtyou]

ELECTRIC HOCK NUNS REALLY

[whotaughtyou]

ATHLETES ON GANJA? THE QUE

[whotaughtyou]

WILL SMITH DAUGHTER SHINEHEAD

[whotaughtyou]

DEA AGENT PASSED

[whotaughtyou]

CLAP

WHERE THE WOMEN GO

DICTAPHONE EDDIE MURPHY

HIS CAREER

[whotaughtyou]

NICK CLEGG BUTT FUCKED

[whotaughtyou]

YOU KNOW I THINK YOU SHOULD BE INSULTED BARACK OBAMA DIDNT ORDER ME TO KNOCK TSHIT OUT OF STEPHEN COBB QC

TOM CRUISE WOULD BE AFRICAN THE LAWYER FILMS AND SHIT YOU THINK A MEMBER OF THE U S AIR FORCE NEEDS CLAIRE SMITH RIGHT NOW WHERE IS MY GANJA IT SHOULD BE MY SALARY SHARON STONE HAVE 16 ACRES OF LAND NIGEL BENN HEAR SHAKA ZULU BUY ER YOU LIMP BIZKIT LOOKING BITCH

[whotaughtyou]

MINDSET PERSONALITY ROAN SWABY LIFTseaga EXON LABEL COMPUTER USERS GUIDE LAW COMPETITION GUIDE MUAHmanley SOUNDTRACK

[whotaughtyou]

DR GROVER KING

NAPPY HEAD TOY TIME WHOLE FIELD

[LILMAYE1]

Lol never going to jail either that's some gag shit ha...

[lulubabii22]

My Mom & Dad Went To See Him In Houston Today!:D

[doadams1]

is it true ma nigga martin goin broke thats y he been doin so many stand up shows recently in cities ?

[whathappenedtothe80s]

MOMMA DEY FUCKIN ME

[REDGAL517]

MARTIN IS A FUNNY DUDE



[theBaRBIEB002287653]

im gunna walk & shit ! TOO UNNY

[WayneWiblin]

Nope Martin Lawrence stand up does not work for me, its not even remotely funny. His movies are great love the work he has done but as for stage Im not to sure. Chris Rock is a genius with stand up

[Suprastar77]

i want bad boys 3 l!!!!

[balotelli456]

@Suprastar77 its coming in 2015

[wakukulezxc]

LISTEN UP!IM HERE TA DO MA MAWFAKIN' TIME,AINT GOIN BE NO STICKIN NO DICKY IN DA ASS,I DONT PLAY DAT OL' BULLSHIT!!!!!!! i love martin,SO GODAMN FUNNY.

[nuncazy]

wat im try n to say is. do you got 5 dollars i can borrow

[tankard111]

hilarious

[AlexZeBeast]

1:34 - 2:10

Is the best shit i have ever seen in my entire life.

I was litterally laughing my ass off.

Holy fucking shit! :D

I love this man :D

[TheKidkodak]

@AlexZeBeast that bits not even funny

[AlexZeBeast]

@TheKidkodak What?

Damn man, did u get raped in jail or something? :D

[TheKidkodak]

@AlexZeBeast im just saying, out of all of his work, its the least funny scene

[Stejay2014]

Hahaha

[Caveman1006]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

[IBMaccMartelli]

the way this video ended was hilarious

[FierceSweetie]

Now u c Martin the one arm is stronger Bcuz...... Hahahahhaha he know y it's like that

[Julianrichey69]

104 people couldn't lock their ass

[sal70228]

@Julianrichey69 Hahaha!

[fasynote1]

Come here for minute, com' here for a min ... lol

[213456862]

Dis is the funniest shit i ever hear martin is my nigga

[eraider60]

"Mary... had a little lamb... *sighs* Mary had a little lamb... *small pause* Mary had a... Man how many lambs did the bitch have? Man, this shit is frustrating." xD

[ProudNoobz]

Why do black comedians always talk about their race. It's annoying

[young9523]

@ProudNoobz Exuse me How is race annoying its funny as hell about how dumb ass people judge people by the way they look its fuckin retarted

[DOCTOROFLUVV88]

"mary had a lil laaaamb...Man how many labs did the bitch have?!" lmfao

[BuiltLegendzTV]

Martin dat nigga!



[k3rgr4]

why the fuck is he wearing a rain coat?!

[HeyManThatsMine]

martin and will ferrel are the realist

[haterproof487]

shitty ahh lil boi

[dudewiththedildoe]

I'm sorry but this fuckin sucks, this guy sucks really bad, and all of you that think this is funny and probably just as dumb as him.

[cbrowncharnell]

EVERYBODY FORGET THE DOUGIE ITS TIME TO DO THE STEP IN SHIT DANCE 1:47

[cbrowncharnell]

lock it, and snap it, and break it in half, click down, snap that shit off hahaha

[slicksottia]

Sounds a bit like 2pac, lol.

[50cent4evaandeva]

man this shit is frustratin...lmfao

[JayJayGrady4U]

"....marry, had a, lil-lamb.." lol

[bigshow2312]

3:46- he looked a lot like 2Pac

[elmoONcp]

98 people got fucked in jail and didnt lock and snap their ass

[poohbear1234565]

omg go 2 3:10....to funny

[itdontstop25]

o martin yea he try to lock on me and shit lol

[SMDB82]

him and eddie need to team up for some stand up or another movie or somethin goddamn

[LukassAndJohn1]

That nasty shit could serve as some lube...

[ssrider7]

IM A WALKING SHIT1...M...M....LOL.

[1rokkfan]

aint goane be no stickin the dicky in the ass! LMFAO LMFAO

[1rokkfan]

mama they fuckin meeeeeeeeeeeee! LMFAO

[AtariMaxiToriyama]

I never liked Martin Lawrence's style of delivery and the way the laughs at his own jokes. I certainly do not like his acting.

[westside159]

you wants some ass , you gonna have some nasty ass

ill be just walking and shitting

[ThemUnofficialKiidz]

no style what kinda clothes he got on

[cheesydarkside]

@ThemUnofficialKiidz lmfao i love what he's wearing

[MetttyCizzle]

haha truu shit posing for jail fotos

[kachunski]

this guy is INSANE! Crazy facial expressions and voices

[Won81G]

@kachunski

It's Martin Lawrence.

[MichaelJacksonlov821]

@kachunski yeah comedians or some know how to make them funny voices impersinations

[sleepyhead7391]

95 people forgot to lock and snap

[pablovazquezlopez]

what is he wearinggg lol!!

[LordHines420]

wouldnt locking your ass make it feel better on the penis?

[halow4]

@LordHines420 prob to an extent lol.the tighter the worse...then SNAP!

[takord]

@LordHines420 DAMN NIGGA HOW U KNOW THAT.......U ON SOME HOMO SHIT HAHAHAHA

[LordHines420]

@takord donkey punch

[mastershake589]

This guy is a goof

[KurdGirl1990]

he is so amazing just like in hin movies. and he has such a great voice when he speaks haha

[DIAMONDQUEENZOFBX]

95 people forgot to lock and snap X'D

[Williamparks68]

86 people suck

[littledebbie187]

HAPPY 46TH SEXY BIRTHDAY, MARTIN, LAWRENCE, AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE!!!

[voniesosexy]

I don't kno nobody in jail.

[Tansey81]

@voniesosexy - Bullshit. You know damn well Ray-Ray, Earl, Craig, Shorty Tim, lil' Reg, Shonda's little brother ... all them motherfuckers. They're all in there.

[VONiiE8]

@Tansey81 lml I really don't tho. I kno OF people who's in jail but i don't personally know them --- just stories

[paperorpaper]

@voniesosexy *Martin's voice* "That's bullshit!"

[KingRandell]

@voniesosexy Hey me too,, exept for earl, eric, orfeo, sheniqwa lil brother,..... :P

[VONiiE8]

@KingRandell lml. "Sheniqwa" haha

[johniece93]

@voniesosexy :):):) you's about a lying motherfucker

[jabberewocky]

he talks like tupac

[M00kieMo0]

ThEm FaGs LiKe ThAt DooKiE NoW..LoL!

[Aleesus]

Shorty Tim

[SoCalxHeartbreaker]

he tried to lock on me and shit lmfao

[xDnTVEVO]

he funny but bean is killin all comedys

[cnsandiford]

LOL why he sound like Avery Johnson of the NBA @4:06

[fuzzcentralage]

yeah he try to lock on me and shit... HAHAHA

[EB6874]

his ears were so cute when he was skinny

[fuzzcentralage]

come ere' for a minute

[nikkidoom200]

2:43 cedric the entertainer impersonation 

[mofjeke]

'Ow martin yeah iam fking him, he tryied to lock on me and shiat' hahahaha

[AnytimeNigguh]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaa "MAURY.....HAD LIL LAMB" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHH

[imaBme081]

"he try'd da lock on me n' shh"..lol

[jonnyrisas]

92 people forgot to lock they ass......shit

[MsMuha1]

you want some naty ass u gonna get some nast ass

[mrfilmont]

i like how he walks

[joy1o1]

He's so fine omg !

[jacksontj19]

He look sick :-(

[Quake2815]

@jacksontj19 he was younger then.

[jacksontj19]

Lol I love him....big momma 3 was wack

[twinns34]

fuck u the troy boy yo big musket ass head

[AMCMovieQuest]

i want him back doing comedy like this!!! :'( he's doin stupid kids family movies an im gettin pissed! ether make bad boys 3 or make a real hilarious rated R comdey! i miss those old day of him :( even Eddie Murphy isnt doin rated R comdey movies :( wtf is happing to these comedians?!

[adrian14643]

@AMCMovieQuest i agree 100%

[Bboy283]

@AMCMovieQuest thats what happens when you grow up and thats the only option you have..times change maybe he wants to do different things

[raulrln77]

He is so sweaty and greasy in all his stand up.

[TheTroyBoy1980]

go on with your alah crap...alah is not jesus god....and alah lovers will be removed from the earth first...go blow yourself up idiot

[capoeira2brazil]

@TheTroyBoy1980 Racist bastard

[dr4gg1n]

Man, how many lamb's did the bitch have?

[SuperManningfan18]

this shit had me on the floor laughing

[jazmeka9]

i hate when nixxga ghet out of jail in try to educat somebody

somebody cme look at this (kevin harst voice)....lmfao forreal......

[4thill]

I cant go to jail because I know they gone try to f-ck me, and how can I tell my mama I been f-cked in jail. I know she gone try to console me..."Thats alright baby if somebody else put they d-ck in ya azz just lock ya azz. Lock it and snap it and break they azz!!" #DEAD

[cliffworks4321]

Martin is cool but that leather get up sucks, he shoulda worn some natural synthetic made in Vietnam fiber.

[Tjpakadub]

pause at 3:46 look at how serious my man will get in the stand up!!!! You go boy Martin Is A legend!

[tcmoore18]

99% of the dislikes probly are white :LL

[MrQwerty236]

OMG this is so funny

[votumseparatum1]

LOL. Martin is so irrelevant. This is basically the uncensored version of the episode where he went to jail on Martin show.

[Aciremet]

@votumseparatum1 You're irrelevant and so is your lame life

[Bboy283]

@votumseparatum1 stfu there is nothin bout this act that relates to that episode..nd trust me i have recently watched it nd it really doesnt so idk what your talkin bout

[gaj1234]

hahaha@crazyboyss1999.. LOOL

[shayshay9413]

HE FUNNY

[cdog561]

the truth hurt ouch.

[slayer156100]

ima be nasty dirty stinky ass ima walk in shit hahaha thts funny

[369christine]

hahaahahahah the bin dun turned alotta niggaz into philosiphers hahahah! damn this nigga jokez

[369christine]

hahahahah my nigga str8 joker ya no

[universalizzy]

brothas up in dat mutha fuckaa like daaaaaaaaaatttttttt!!!!!! hahahahaha

[TheLegendaryAchilles]

Basically what im tryna say is.... You got $5 I can borrow?