the Bartender Hates You 29 The Searcher

[aerival1]

LOL this happens to me ALL the time, and I work at a high volume club, so fucking annoying to be waiting for these ppl to find their money.

[slickryder7]

this isn't just bitches at the bar! this happens like everywhere.seriously,its fucking annoying!!!!!!!!!!

[BiveZz01]

5 honey's dislike :'D



[jas16899]

HAHAHA ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS NOT REAL

[zequelll]

welcome to the future cupcake

[sharkolibre]

Two broads have way too big of purses..

[hotmama10191]

ahhaahahah fkn wish i could do this maybe 1 day i will .. slow ass bitches.. lol

[hxcnoah]

wtf is up with all the $10 drinks?

[mitchellvanvliet]

@hxcnoah mixed drinks are often expencive sinds you pay for all the stuff that goes in it seperately.

[violet698]

didn't you see the condoms fag?

[aRevolutionofThought]

DUDE! this is one of my FAVORITES ever!!!! BE PREPARED!! whether your at a bar, restaurant, or even a fuckin hotel, don't ask for things if you're not ready. Ive seen a bartender pour a drink out and tell some chick to come back when she's ready cause of the same shit, that was one of the funniest things id ever seen, i about fell out of my chair. oh and yeah, that girl is cute.

[StephenLucey3]

That girl was cute

[stormriderWI]

Very annoying when your busy. This guy is my fucking hero.

[simonwitney7]

argh get your fucking money out ready to pay ffs! i hate it when girls order sumit and then spend time trying to find their purse!

[ZombieKilla1001]

Who Does that?

That Bartender yah stupid Chick

[makre80]

When 1 person waits 10 minutes, 10 persons wait 100 minutes.

[mazm2k]

what always surprises me is that people think they are th most important person in the bar, and I have nothing better to do the wait on them....it's not like they can't see the bar is full of other people all wanting drinks

[planetdarwin]

Basically bartenders just want to sit behind the bar and nap off their own hangover from the night before, is what it comes down to. Anything else, the lazy fuckers bitch about.

[smnjms]

@planetdarwin ha something like that

[aLLNaMeZRTaKeN]

A guy who doesnt wanna waste time for some chick to look for money. He's got shit to do.

[punkrutherford]

this guy does that!

[smnjms]

Ha! if i did half the shit this guy does i would get the sack.

[DarkenedPsycho]

This is just a joke though because if any Bartender did this then serious slaps would be returned.

[gqprophet2010]

As a bouncer , this pisses me off when i have a line of people and a stupid bitch cant find the FIRST thing that she KNOWS she needs to get in . HER ID !

[GixxSixxhundred]

who does that?!??!?!........ME bitch

[joebeasly2013]

i hate that, i take the drink away and go back to them when im ready

[audrinaINchains]

He does that.

[DaminusMaximus]

haha! as my screen was loading, I already knew what he was about to do.

[fijikid80]

@DaminusMaximus Yep, me too! I make the same face when people do that even though I'll tell them the price of the drink beforehand.

[AzureWrathHal]

ugh god no joke. This is something that rings true to all customer service, but especially with bar tending. This is why I don't take shit from women who say I'm disorganized. Bitch you're carrying around a sack full of disorganized.

[sengula]

who does that?

me on my last day....

[planetdarwin]

you bartenders sure bitch about the smallest things

[MsEla1984]

you ever bartended?

[sdf2008]

@planetdarwin And you don't complain about the jackassery at your work at all? Weird.

[jtike1224]

ps ladies... HAVE YOUR MONEY READY!!!!!!!!!

[jtike1224]

women do that all the time..especially when you are really slammed .. and they think that you are rude for being impatient.. dumb. c-words

[fijikid80]

@jtike1224 Yep! I know exactly how that feels. I have to put up with that shit so much when ladies take forever to find their money and they have the nerve to tell me that I'm rude for them slowing down my long line.

[letthywillbedone]

lol been there thoudands of times.. Usually after a 2-3 min search the next customers comment is "why's your service so slow"...

[TalonWolf]

Man it annoys me enough when folks do this in a shop... in a bar, however, it's killing time!

[thomsip]

with just one person at the bar this isn't too bad. When it's crowded though, this is probbably one of the most annoying things customers do....

[mematguy]

im not a bartender but this is probably the thing that pisses me off the most at work.

how hard is it to have ur fucking money ready?

[fijikid80]

@mematguy Exactly! As a bartender, I hate it when I tell people the price of the drink and they try to con me by acting like they didn't hear me and try to get someone else to pay for it or finding out they have no money to pay for it at all. Shitheads!

[aveirulz]

After all these vids ( am wachig all bartenderhatesyou) - here is mine how I annoy bartenders. i am sorry. An btw I apologize to every bartender in face while doing that.

[planetdarwin]

@aveirulz you shoudn't have to apologize... that's their JOB and for them to complain about it is ridiculous.

[SuperHotChocolate]

@planetdarwin Actually, you should have to apologize to not only the bartender, but to the other ppl standing at the bar READY with cash in hand waiting to be served. Time is money, and not only are you costing the bartender money by taking up so much time, but you could be costing them more money because of the other guest that have to wait because of you.

[planetdarwin]

@SuperHotChocolate

REMINDER: The customers aren't there to serve the bartender, the bartender is there to cater to customers. And if someone has to wait in line because of me, tough shit!

[SuperHotChocolate]

@planetdarwin So its ok that a bartender is getting yelled at, and possibly stiffed, because selfish ppl like yourself can't have your payment ready?

[planetdarwin]

@SuperHotChocolate

1. It's the people yelling and stiffing who are selfish, and that's not my problem to worry about. I use a card, I'm patient, and I tip well. Don't make me the bad guy.

2. If the bartender doesn't like being around drunken annoying people yelling and stiffing, they should find another job because that's what bartending IS. Maybe go work in a jewelry store or something more peaceful (or aren't you qualified for it?).

[cafecaro]

@planetdarwin you're OBVIOUSLY an amateur!

[tracemhunter]

@aveirulz

doesn't matter you should've learned by now.

[strawberry3940]

Dizzy bitch is just trying to scam the bartender...or the dumbass behind them in line into "buying" their drink for them. No tip, and probably won't get laid either if you do.....

[marcanta]

I've had several service jobs and this happens like with like every third or fourth girl. It's amazing, the stupidity. Some customers actually take up to minutes before finding their fucking money. Sometimes they go, "oh you can take the next customer". Never do they realise either that it's THEIR fucking order on the cash register that needs to get paid first.

[eduguason]

por eso en el bar donde trabajo primero se cobra y despues se le da la bebida

[reverendgaddy]

They spend 10 minutes in line waiting and then they START digging around for their money AFTER I make their drinks... Grrr! I generally tell 'em how much the round is before I start making the drinks -It's like a "starting gun" for them to begin pooling their nickels and quarters together...

[reyraze]

@reverendgaddy - sometimes what i like to do is make up a price thats higher than the actual price to make sure they pull out ENOUGH money.. cause sometimes.. ..they dont..

[reverendgaddy]

@reyraze naughty naughty! :D

[oscarr1882]

@reverendgaddy these are the same customers who bitch that the service is too slow.

[1john1992]

@reverendgaddy What kind of bar do you work at that has a 10 min line?!

[Pwnsammich]

@1john1992 The Internet bar. You know, the one that everyone on youtube apparently works at.

[dudeguy707]

@1john1992 If you ever go to a really crowded club/bar you'll run into this. There's everyone sitting at the bar, then a layer of people behind them wanting drinks, and another layer behind that wanting drinks, then just random people scrambling trying to find a place in the chaos of what is apparently called a line.

[thinkingbartender]

Have your money ready when you get to the bar.

[nuterocks]

i would god they get on my nerves

[dreamjeannie29]

OMG I would LOVE to do this!!! Especially when I am slammed busy!!!

[NitremArts]

HAHAHAHA...how true!