Red DVD (pt. 2)

[EatShiteAholes]

Yellow red bastard LOL

[ScourgeoftheBay]

I like the part where he says "fuck."

[FritoPendejoESQ]

Red watches too much mother fuckin' Deadwoord the fuckin' cocksucker.

[ffcbulldog666]

That's what I love about Red. He has an old world charm you just don't see in the hospitality and service industry these days.

[ghostinthemean]

Phil....

[nkatomg2]

haha

[WatchMeShred]

Wow, what a part of my childhood. I have this memorized like Beatles lyrics. I could fall asleep t this. "your mothers been suckin my prick for many years now..

[dandeentremont]

Archeologists have found that these DVDs are among the earliest traces of what we know today as "trolling."

[rick4318]

sub-fucking-titles

[brageyboy]

Red had one really epic voice!

[DemonWarp65]

Holy god, this is one of the funniest goddamn things I have ever heard!

[KantorekBaumerB14]

so this is the inspiration for moe syzslak

[LabelBob]

I heard it way before it ever got on Howard Stern, it used to circulate through recording studios, at the end of the original tape were out takes of Sly Stallone doing a recording session, that was even funnier than the Red tape.

[LabelBob]

May I speak to Stu Pid?

[240warheads]

"My friends there right now." Absolute Gold

[BlueIce7BGB]

I'LL CUT YOUR BELLY OPEN.

[HalfwayCrusader]

hit thumbs-up i cracked.com brought you here!

[AshenPhoenix]

Holy cow. He really overused MF and SOB, didn't he? LMAO So. Angry.

His rage and bloodlust are palpable.

[DJCandyManMike]

Man oh man, that's classic! I would NOT want to make that guy mad!

[megnolette]

motherfucker, cock sucker!!!  LOVE IT

[Wolvenfire86]

Trollin' is apparently older than we thought.

[Bitz62x]

Wow I love this, Sonofabitch just became my favourite word.

[mrTonaaay]

OG troll

[drorfannkyl]

Second call:

"Listen you mother fucker, cock sucker ya, ya cock sucker, why doncha come ovah heah and face me [garbled]. Your mother is a fucker. She's a cunt, you... hey, you're a... why don't you suck your mother's cunt you som of a bitch."

Pure gold

[WillisDCade]

this guy is awesome i would go to his bar and tip him for every prank that happen to him lol

[netwiz2]

cracked

[Gmancrap]

*Face Palm* If you have honestly never heard of Red until you read that article you should kill yourself.

[RhyoSickVidz]

@Gmancrap if you use the word "facepalm" you should fucking hang yourself tbqh imo

[grandmasterreggaex]

@Gmancrap Anyone who uses facepalm should kill themselves by default.

[Gmancrap]

Anyone who leaves that they discovered something on cracked on video should kill them self's by default.

[grandmasterreggaex]

@Gmancrap You're not making any sense. You sound like a fucking arsehole, and it looks like i'm not the only one who thinks that.

[SUPERGRASS1000]

@Gmancrap Yeah kill yourself bro. No one would really care...

[Exarian]

Ghost beta

[FlyingOverTr0ut]

Greatest string of expletives ever.

[leepipesateneo]

you're a tank. you're mean lean italian son of a bitch.

[docturlough]

Did this guy also inspire Mickey from Rocky by any chance?

[satellite964]

Little Moe S

[WrathchildVA]

"Ya fadda's eating your mother's asshole...YOU FUCKIN' BUM!!!"

[PLSCHWRT]

"Red is dead, but his voice lives on." The only record I can totally lip-sync.

[caneywaney]

I fukkin love this CD. I used to listen to this all the time. Hell, I even bought one of the shitrs that says YOU FUCKIN BUM on the back. "You'd fuck your own mother for a nickel you son-of-a bitch

[swami1]

"I'll put two zigs on your cheeks, you'll remember it for th'rest..."

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[padawanangelo]

red forever!!!!!!!!!!! i will damn sure purchase the new ultimate collection for 2 reasons 1.) the original guys got screwed outta cash so it's the fans duty to buy, NOT ILLEGALLY DOWNLOAD, the new cd/dvd and 2. it has so much more stuff. RED LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jckchrstphr]

Buy these on iTunes or Amazon. Throw the original creators a couple bucks. You can buy individual mp3s of the calls.

[locomotive147]

he mad

[BabylonAGoGo]

where's my fadder?

[uscjd2004]

Hey, what are ya, a fuckin nut? LOL

[MrKittrider2000]

ha ha ha ha haaa, Phil DeGrave; 2010 The One World Order the graves are philling up quick.

[blackk]

These original recordings are the best. How lame is that redone Bum Bar Bastards version where they alter the sound with that stereo spread effect.

I would do anything to have these OG recordings on my I pod or on a CD.

Red Forever!!

Your muther been sukkin my prikk for manny years!!

[judopathoftruth]

I JUST HEARD THE FIRST

YOU SON OF A BITCH

BEFORE THE ARNOLD SOUNDBOAURD,

HERE AT ATH THE END OF THE VIDEO.

PRANK CALLERS YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

GETTING HIGH AND PRANKING.

[FreeLT56]

I always use the classic line "Alright where do you want to meet and have it out ya sonof a bitch" when i call my golf buddy for a skins round> Classic Red!

[ghostinthemean]

Phil Degrave?!?

[BigAZChicken]

what does he say at 1:18?

[boston5ful]

I fucking love Red! I'll show you all the black stuff you have in there. Your mother has been sucking my prick for many years!

[hockeycoachbill]

I'll come over....I'll come over hahahahahahhah

[stonerbudkap]

how Red didn't become a bigger star is beyond me.

[RichMorti]

the sad thing is, theses tapes didn't become popular until well after Red died. He never even knew these calls were being recorded let alone listened to by millions. Check the howard stern interview where he talks to the bum bar bastards.

[Lvduggo69]

I bet red killed people b fore.

[mfan0825]

Larry is the fucking man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[neccybass]

Did he say...'You'd poke your own mother for a nickel?'...

Such a pleasant man...

[salvationinjesus1]

No, he said, "You'd fuck your own mother for a nickel."

[bcn1211]

"POKE" holy shit that is FUNNY "POke!" "POke your own Mother!"

[fixfred99]

Chris Gore is the man!

[uscjd2004]

Hey, what are ya a fuckin' nut?!

[YahtzeeNazi]

You'd fuck your own mother for a nickel, you sonofabitch, why dontcha come ovah heah?

[girlymagz]

Where's My Father?

[napalmdeatho1]

your fathers in your mothers asshole you fuckin bum lol

[Bopalena]

Red was Jewish. His last name was Deutsch and he was one tough mofo! Best phony phone call tapes ever made bar none. The Jerky Boys suck and belong on Pauly Shore's amateur night for unfunny hacks.

[PoopFartShitStain]

Yeah, but the jerky boys were also funny- and called more than just one person every time. you are just an ignorant nigger

[Bopalena]

No, but your mother fucks ignorant niggers 5 times a day. Your mother is a fucker, she's a cunt and you're trying to make a jerk outta yourself. Jerky Boys suck and the'yre long over. Red is forever, you yellow rat bastard!

[PoopFartShitStain]

You are pathetic

[Bopalena]

Oh yeah?!?! Well, your mother's been suckin' my prick for every....for many years and you're tryin' to make a jerk outta yourself, so why don't you come ovar?!?!

[joe6panther6]

ya suck a cunt, ya fuck!!

[00002129]

the greatest

[joe6panther6]

WHY DON'T YOU GO AND DROP DEAD!!

hahahaahahah!!!

[napalmdeatho1]

no......

[clustro2]

he sounds just like rocky's coach.

[hardsly]

I don't believe that Red was jewish he has an irish "broge"...I know who ya're

[I2TFA]

Its a shame Red isn't running for President now...that is what we need!!!

[MrMatteNWk]

And Pepe Roni for Vice President too.

[NWRRSteamPower]

Fat Pig And Phil Degrave LOOOLLLLLL!!!

[caiprinha21]

whr is my father

[jmkoons]

The prizewinner is at 2:06. A prank name wasn't even necessary. After getting Red and the barback all fired up,

barback: "Tube Bah!"

BBB: "Hello, can I speak to Red, please?"

Red: (distinctly heard in the background): "That mudderfuckah!"

barback: "Say, whadarya, a fuckin' nut?!?"

Red: (still fuming) "That's a muddafuckah! Ya..."

[ElephantDrunk]

ROFLMMFAO

[wdufresne71]

This made me laugh so hard the first time I heard it I almost got killed, I almost crashed my Cadillac, I had pains in my chest for weeks from laughing so hard, This will always beat the Jerky boys even though they got their idea from these Tub Bar phone calls.

[uncleratburger]

I am a Jersey City native and I remember The Tube Bar. Sadly I did not know Red but my old man did. He was as rough as he sounded and was the toughest Jewish guy in the city. He'd keep a baseball bat behind the bar and would use it regularly. He retired to Florida in the late 70'd and soon died but his character will live forever in eternity as these recordings are the greatest example of the English at it's foulest. Red Deutsch, an all American hero.

[bcn1211]

"GREAT STUFF"! "What You Talkin Bout"!

[DrShrinker]

"I know ya, don't worry!"

"I'll put two zi- I'll tuh poo zigs..."

"I'll come ova! I'll come ova!"

"Hey what're you a fuckin' nut?"

"Now you can come down and suck mine, too."

"Hellooooooooo??"

Absolutely priceless. I haven't heard this stuff in nearly two decades.

[pfp217]

ill give you 500 dollas my woyd of honah

[sark76]

this dvd is incorret..no women were allowed in the tube bar.

[MRB16th]

Red only served six women when he owned the Tube Bar.

[sserpent21]

doesn't get funny till Red's tyraids.  THEN it's funny!

[rdangelo]

We had these tapes 20 years ago, and I still know every word. Classic.

[gopdavey]

I know you don't worry! These tapes are too funny!