I WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL, I WILL TEAR YOU DOWN AND DEVOUR YOU, REND YOU APART MENTALLY, BRINGING A PLAGUE UPON YOUR HOUSE AND A CURSE TO YOUR FAMILY THAT WILL RENDER YOU UNABLE TO "LIKE" DIRECT QUOTES OF THE VIDEO YOU JUST WATCHED... Thanks for calling. Next caller!
I, Cthulhu, am running for President of the United States of America. Why vote for the lesser evil? Enter my name into the write in slot on you ballet in the next election. Until then, enjoy the free four part Oliver Twisted DVD (2000) on my olivertwistedmovie channel.
@alejandrahelms Es cthulhu-cito, monstruo marino con tentaculos en la boca, que quiere comer a todos los humanos, pero afortunadamente todavia se queda dormido...hasta que...(!)
The next time that I need to feed Souls and such to the Great Demon and get AWSON Cake mixes and knitting patterns too.. I will turn to You for sure!!
Great voice and lots of fun! We are the new producer/director teams for the feature film version of At The Mountains Of Madness (since del Toro dropped it in March). Check out the fun trailer for the just-published audio book on our channel here and our online platform at sjlume.com, join us, and please stand by. We'd love to hear from all Lovecraft fans and will be holding contests, info sessions and more!
Omfg Cthulhu is real... Revelation ummmm 17 or something "I saw a beast rise out of the sea"blahblah blah so even we Christians believe in (;,,,,,;) I guess that means he's Satan or a demon or something
well thats a good question caller, let me just say I WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL, IT MATTERS NOT HOW YOU TRY TO SUSTAIN YOUR FLESHY BODY WITH THE FRUIT OF THE TREES OR THE ANIMALS OF THE LAND, YOU ONLY SERVE TO HASTEN THE TIME WHEN I SHALL BRAKE YOUR VERY MIND, ENSLAVE YOUR WILL AND FEAST A PONE THE ENTRAILS OF YOUR EXISTENCE. I WILL LAY RUIN A PONE YOUR LIVESTOCK AND YOUR HOME... but uh with that being said i would probably go with the tomatoes
Lemme tell you, caller... I WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL, I WILL TEAR YOU DOWN AND DEVOUR YOU, REND YOU APART MENTALLY, BRINGING A PLAGUE UPON YOUR HOUSE AND A CURSE TO YOUR FAMILY THAT WILL END YOUR TROUBLES FOREVER... Thanks for calling. Next caller!
@I3ecause C'thulu is a (demi)god from one of Lovecraft's books. However there are some things mentioned already in the bible and other religious books that easily sound like C'thulu.
im sorry is that one winged at the begging. I mean really Sephie's theme. that made me laugh. And remember every one you con't spell slaughter with out laughter.
that was awesome, i love h. p. lovecraft and i want that puppet. this is pretty much the best thing ive found on the internet at 3 am. i got a question for cthulu: its late and i cant sleep either. you slept for millions of years within the earth. how did you do it? i could use the rest.
Thats not Cthulhu! T_T
Painger1 4 days ago
I wish Howard was here, he would put an end to this nonsensical bullpoop.
SpellignMistake 1 month ago
lol I have that plush he is cute
BloodScorchedSun 1 month ago
I WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL, I WILL TEAR YOU DOWN AND DEVOUR YOU, REND YOU APART MENTALLY, BRINGING A PLAGUE UPON YOUR HOUSE AND A CURSE TO YOUR FAMILY THAT WILL RENDER YOU UNABLE TO "LIKE" DIRECT QUOTES OF THE VIDEO YOU JUST WATCHED... Thanks for calling. Next caller!
TPhilosopher 1 month ago
it is so lame and weired
megan564100 1 month ago
O Great One, what do you think your chances are to win the 2012 election. (I'm of course voting for you)
knight4linux 2 months ago
It was great when Cthulhu did that cameo appearance at the end of "The Mist".
mak1759 2 months ago
Cthulhu is not supposed to be that cute looking. And that's what makes this whole things so much better.
MrPajamaShark 2 months ago
Jesus Christ
Wrong
*crash*
1DarkMasK1 2 months ago 2
Modified version of "The Price is Right" Theme.
TheRadicalOneNG 3 months ago
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OliverTwistedMovie 4 months ago
like this if u got here from scribblenauts
gollydolly66 6 months ago
Real cthulu movie with Cthulu in it. Movie called
La herencia Valdemar II
too bad it's not in English :/ Coming out late 2011, trailer is up
BBradshawProductions 6 months ago
que rayos y sentellas es esoooooooo
alejandrahelms 7 months ago
@alejandrahelms Es cthulhu-cito, monstruo marino con tentaculos en la boca, que quiere comer a todos los humanos, pero afortunadamente todavia se queda dormido...hasta que...(!)
SheSaysSoIndeed 7 months ago
Wrong! xDDDDDD
MizarriSeth 7 months ago 3
get me another peep on the line
abstentinefreaksMRM 7 months ago
Calls for Cthulhu
Calls
phone calls
NOW I get it!
wieserd 7 months ago 2
comment 666 yeah
paranoidboytoy 7 months ago
HILARIOUS!!!
zombiefart 7 months ago
BTW where the hell did you get a Cthulhu puppet!?
Octagonapus97 8 months ago
@Octagonapus97 You can find Cthulhu Puppets at the CallsForCthulhu website. Click on the "store" button for Cthulhu Merch.
BrandG 7 months ago
Jesus Christ!
Wrong!
Octagonapus97 8 months ago
I am rediculously in LOVE with this!
MrRichardishere 8 months ago
The next time that I need to feed Souls and such to the Great Demon and get AWSON Cake mixes and knitting patterns too.. I will turn to You for sure!!
This is Great shit!!
silhuette66 9 months ago
"JESUS CHRIST!"
"Wrong."
Booom!
THEMANOUTOFTHECAVE 9 months ago
now i want a peep
javierisanoob 9 months ago
Jesus this is some funny ass shit.
KINGBADASS100 9 months ago
Oh my god the first voice on the telephone makes my ears bleed. What an annoying voice.
BothRoS099 9 months ago
lmao...call in with you fleeting concerns and inconsequential questions.
MrPants432 9 months ago
This is so fucking awesome! Cthulhu is one funny monster
badpeq 9 months ago
Hey wait a second, this ain't no help line.
deadpeopledontsing 10 months ago
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MegaFafnir 10 months ago
CTHULHU FTAGN!!!
yaoipete 11 months ago
Fhtagn! XD !!! HA HA HA HA, "non- euclidean" humor =P.
EAPoeHPLovecraft 11 months ago
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Fhtagn! XD !!! HA HA HA HA
EAPoeHPLovecraft 11 months ago
Fhtagn! XD ha ha ha ha ha
EAPoeHPLovecraft 11 months ago
Omfg Cthulhu is real... Revelation ummmm 17 or something "I saw a beast rise out of the sea"blahblah blah so even we Christians believe in (;,,,,,;) I guess that means he's Satan or a demon or something
kefka151 11 months ago
Actually,Cthulhu is a priest,not an old god! You could call him the mightiest of the starspawn,however.
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Maybe someday I will get a girlfriend...
AkiZivina344 11 months ago
@AkiZivina344 Cthulhu loves you! :D (;,,;)
LeftoverJedi 10 months ago
"Calls for, uh, me"
2redaces 11 months ago
So EPIC
Solarcoreg 1 year ago
peeps lol
adrianreborn 1 year ago
this kicks ass!
artemorbid 1 year ago
LOL
realnameunknown2011 1 year ago
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zerakis81 1 year ago
*music* - Peeps, they're like the joyes rush you get when you snap a mans mind, brake his will and slurp down his soul *applause*
ThePyrotube 1 year ago
dat is gewoon jouwn hand zie mijn filmpjes semmienneter
semmienneter 1 year ago
"Jesus Christ!" "Wrong." Haha ooohhh, I couldn't stop laughing.
imalionrawr010 1 year ago
Cthulhu is from NYC?
Nagneto 1 year ago
"I'm actually flying above all the cars! jesus Christ!" "Wrong." "weeeeee schreech ka-boom!"
1MrLinuxz1 1 year ago
Cletus should have called Yog-Sothoth instead. Yog-Sothoth is the gate...and he's into farmer's daughters.
reptomicus 1 year ago
Chi Tau Upsilon isnt a real place right? those are Greek letters....in Mexico -_-
MartyredxMaiden 1 year ago
@MartyredxMaiden I think it's a reference to frat boys and sorority girls on spring break... down in Cancun.
SeanStrife 1 year ago
Cthulu is a Great old one, not an Elder god or an outer god. There is a difference you know!
SvenTviking 1 year ago
Very good.
lipoicacid 1 year ago
"IM ACTUALLY FLYING OVER THE CARS! JESUS CHRIST!"
Wrong...
StanleyBradshaw 1 year ago
82 puny mortals are going to have their souls painfully digested for 10,000 years.
megaman126512 1 year ago
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Aww, what a cute Great Old One!
sirrvs 1 year ago
is ctulu lotr ? lol
Tikimit 1 year ago
is this guy also Brand g?
Dylantricky1 1 year ago
awesome.
Noratcat 1 year ago
PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN!!
...I just had a cultist moment there, didn't I?
BurningStaticShadows 1 year ago
Ia! Ia! Cthulu Fhtagn!
fonetik2003 1 year ago
well thats a good question caller, let me just say I WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL, IT MATTERS NOT HOW YOU TRY TO SUSTAIN YOUR FLESHY BODY WITH THE FRUIT OF THE TREES OR THE ANIMALS OF THE LAND, YOU ONLY SERVE TO HASTEN THE TIME WHEN I SHALL BRAKE YOUR VERY MIND, ENSLAVE YOUR WILL AND FEAST A PONE THE ENTRAILS OF YOUR EXISTENCE. I WILL LAY RUIN A PONE YOUR LIVESTOCK AND YOUR HOME... but uh with that being said i would probably go with the tomatoes
ThePyrotube 1 year ago 64
@ThePyrotube
I have this memorized for telemarketers. :D
Voidmaster05 1 year ago
@Voidmaster05 hahah same here
ThePyrotube 1 year ago
@ThePyrotube
Lemme tell you, caller... I WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL, I WILL TEAR YOU DOWN AND DEVOUR YOU, REND YOU APART MENTALLY, BRINGING A PLAGUE UPON YOUR HOUSE AND A CURSE TO YOUR FAMILY THAT WILL END YOUR TROUBLES FOREVER... Thanks for calling. Next caller!
MegaFafnir 10 months ago 7
@ThePyrotube WTF IS A PONE!?
Lannareth 6 days ago
this rules. Check out ohnocthulhu.tumblr. com too it's got a bunch of sweet hilarious Cthulhu shit
emodave138 1 year ago
HE'S THE FUCKING MAN....er... ALIEN... God...thing.... HE KILLED JUSTIN BEIBER WOOT!
ChaosPages 1 year ago
I hear of Cthulhu from TV and other things and then there's actually a cult....What is Cthulhu?
I3ecause 1 year ago
@I3ecause C'thulu is a (demi)god from one of Lovecraft's books. However there are some things mentioned already in the bible and other religious books that easily sound like C'thulu.
tobitobidePokemon 1 year ago
@tobitobidePokemon In the Koran it says "Satan is the forsaker of mankind." But forsaker is kadhulu in Arabic!
Dracopol 1 year ago
@Dracopol God example.
C'thulu will raise.
tobitobidePokemon 1 year ago
he might be a wannabe, but he's really funny.
originalcoolstud 1 year ago
Ia ia Cthulhu fhtagn!
straightpimpin888 1 year ago
wannabe whore
orchimaru123 1 year ago
I will swallow your soul.
vnom84 1 year ago
The funny part about Cthulhu is that he is probably a lot more real then god...
LordOfTheObvious 1 year ago
80 people hate their soul beeing swallowed by Cthulhu
Firedrakul2 1 year ago
@Firedrakul2
Thus being the only reasonable ones.
jella11 1 year ago
@jella11 lol
Firedrakul2 1 year ago
Gingers should be safe because they have no soul.
diaverde09 1 year ago 53
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
AnonIonCannon 1 year ago
the greate Cthulhu looks like "Kick ass"
FabricioCLuna 1 year ago 2
@FabricioCLuna A LOT
juririm 1 year ago
@JienTheBest
Actually... NO you don't, I don't and everyone else doesn't know...
faustolg 1 year ago
I Called Him yesterday!
cthulhuspawn91 1 year ago
Yea, that'll happen.
jonypill42069 1 year ago
Blaspheme!!! Oh wait, isn't Cthulhuism a kind of blaspheme in it self... Ehhh newer mind... Doesn't really matter being an atheist my self.
MakCurrel 1 year ago
@MakCurrel
look the episode 7, he swallowed an atheist soul, as you would see nobody is safe.... XD
faustolg 1 year ago
... So funny! Can ya'll direct me to more videos such as this, please?
702NotH1ngN3sS 1 year ago
@702NotH1ngN3sS look to your right....>>>>>
darrenegan2k9 1 year ago
Funny stuff, LOVE it!!!
frankkylou 1 year ago 3
LOL, "You're like those Marshmallow Peeps!" XD
NodDisciple1 1 year ago
dear cuthulu, which is better white or dark meat
rabidchevy 1 year ago
"So, pathetic mortals; call in with your fleeting concerns and inconsequential questions!"
NatashaFatale59 1 year ago 4
Is the end credit music supposed to sound like the theme from "The Price is Right"?
Loved it, despite that.
AdamBlackthorne 1 year ago
You know I'm still going to swallow your soul, right?
Kangarooman38 1 year ago
XD I love how its all deathly then turns into a happy game show.
PivotMario 1 year ago
i would flag you for this assult, but you did nice though
void735 1 year ago
why do only 3 tentacles move? whats wrong with the last one? aaaaah
randomdude777666 1 year ago
Funny concept.. Went on a little long.
seeqer66 1 year ago
WRONG!
ormondl 1 year ago
"So go ahead. If you've got questions for Cthulhu, hit me."
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I will! Look below.
"...lying eternally, until the stars are right..."
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That doesn't make sense. If it's eternal sleep, it means it's a continuous unending sleep, right?
justforflag2 1 year ago
lol "i will swallow your soul!!"
majornewb 1 year ago
lol "i will swallow your soul!!"
majornewb 1 year ago
That was amazing! Very well done. I'm a HUGE Lovecraft fan and there aren't very many good parodies out there.
Brown86Town 1 year ago
"Hey you're on with us at Call for... Me"
LOL!!! that was really great!
faustolg 1 year ago
LOL! CATHULAHU! (3:19)
Sorry, I found it amusing.
GeorgeDeadson 1 year ago
I WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL !!!!
yugoth555 2 years ago
I WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!!!
yugoth555 2 years ago
Calls For Cthulhu DeathDay 2010 is now on YouTube. Hope you like it!
BrandG 2 years ago
"Jesus Christ!"
"Wrong."
*Crash*
GirLuffer 2 years ago 5
Hilarious! Well done!
GreyUhu 2 years ago
SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!!! YAY!!!!
galiant609 2 years ago
lol, funny.
Jesus Christ!
Wrong *crash*
DukeLeto1994 2 years ago 5
The voice in the beginning reminds of the Orc narrator in WarCraft II.
ZXReaperZX 2 years ago 49
Cthulhu F'thagn \m/
seanbc1234 2 years ago
This is just amazingly brilliant!
QueenNothing22 2 years ago
this video made my day! "well, let me tell ya caller.. I WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!" great stuff
votejello 2 years ago
i have the same stuffed cthulhu!
good job
wojtekgola97 2 years ago
What happened to this show? :( It's been more than a year since the last episode came out?
Joel354vanfanel 2 years ago 4
Soul bank went dry
jimjamgumbob 2 years ago
Simple! Cthulhu is still sleeping. the stars arent right yet! When they're right the show will be back.
gargong 2 years ago
You're welcome.
lycanfan 2 years ago
im sorry is that one winged at the begging. I mean really Sephie's theme. that made me laugh. And remember every one you con't spell slaughter with out laughter.
mahohappyaku800 2 years ago
thats what i say
trevor19100 2 years ago
I WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL! XD
ThePhantomSafetyPin 2 years ago
Hilarious. Excellent!
blueluny 2 years ago 2
Cthulhu isn't a god. He's a priest to the Outer Gods.
lycanfan 2 years ago 6
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lilmonkey815 2 years ago
man i hate asskissers XD
Fluffymagic77 2 years ago 2
jhahahahahahhah jesus christ¡¡ wrong
KAKINO0202 2 years ago
Funny! Well done!
videolizzard99 2 years ago
Way to milk one gag for 5 minutes.
TheBigMclargehuge 2 years ago
wish my puppies had that skill! on big mounts Profit! my dog dose stuff but 5 stars anyways awsome! We saw your nose!
dsquid 2 years ago
that was awesome, i love h. p. lovecraft and i want that puppet. this is pretty much the best thing ive found on the internet at 3 am. i got a question for cthulu: its late and i cant sleep either. you slept for millions of years within the earth. how did you do it? i could use the rest.
retsz 2 years ago 3
1,337 ratings. yea, totally 1337
Tackzi 2 years ago 4
This comment has received too many negative votes show
how can people say that cthulhu doesn'esist and at the same time adore him is it gnosticism?
wolpm 2 years ago
"Jesus christ!"
"Wrong".
azmhyr 2 years ago 124
@azmhyr Yeah....that was the best!
I didn't know how this video was going to go...I was pleasantly surprised.
undisputedgreatest 1 year ago
@undisputedgreatest
Me too, brate.
azmhyr 1 year ago
"i'm flying over the other cars!..Jesus Crist!...wrong..." xD so so funny that part haha
iwells180 2 years ago
I SOOOOO agree with Cthulhu PEEPS are EPIC!!!!!!!
GrimangelX4 2 years ago 2
"...jesus christ!"
"wrong"
hahaha :)
lokuzzz 2 years ago 3
Funny how Cthulhu is an anagram of "huh... Cult?"...
Scruffy193 2 years ago
...nah
skulleton 2 years ago
Well it is, you know... besides, it was intended as a joke...
Scruffy193 2 years ago
...nah
skulleton 2 years ago
I thought that was half the point?
koshermal 2 years ago
wow
biohazard365 2 years ago
Funny
realhxq 2 years ago
ROTFLMFTAGN!
skok65 2 years ago 3
PEEPS, YAY!
Cthulhu:I SHALL EAT YOUR SOUL....AND YOUR PEEPS!!
ianrider102 2 years ago
Ftagn dude.. Ftagn XD
EbonCrow777 2 years ago
Genius!
Cthulhu rulez!!!
LilaTheFreaky 2 years ago
this is sum funy shit
esepablo19 2 years ago
Hahaha!
This is great!
matchlockfilm 2 years ago
LOL
panfisha 2 years ago
Brilliant!
neonwind 2 years ago
I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!
Great job!
boardskins 2 years ago
"JESUS CHRIST!"
....WRONG
old ones that is a good line!
youcancontactme 2 years ago 2
I have a Cthulu plushie that looks EXACTLY like that. But that one seems to be a puppet of some sort... hmm...
ChibiFlavoredAweso 2 years ago
nothing like a primordial monstrosity to make a good talkshow
Corinthian404 2 years ago
This is very cool. I've posted my own video response at my MrWilum video blog channel. Ia!
MrWilum 2 years ago
EAT MY SOUL CTHULU!
IAmInLuvWithHim 2 years ago 3
I'm sure he will :)
TheMesh 2 years ago 2
i hope he does... XD
IAmInLuvWithHim 2 years ago
loooool this is like after 2012
Lord Cthulhu starts His own talk-show
except...no one will be here to watch it
USERC18 2 years ago
who do you think is responsible fo 2012........CTHULHU
PlatyMoos 2 years ago 3
Omg how to change my rate? I wanted to pause and I clicked one star... :/ sorry.
Lfdracon 2 years ago 3
interesting
evolver19 2 years ago
i am the 223223 th viewer !