Herman Cain Imagine There's No Pizza

[DimensionsofChange]

I want the left side of my headphones back!

[antisadism]

203 people have a stick up their ass and have no sense of humor. He isn't running for President anymore, but they are still mad at Cain.

[BMUSIK101]

LMFAO

[Popooscally]

God Bless America!!! God Bless Herman Cain!!!

[Th0rnH3art]

Oh my god that sounds horrible

[Valium762]

I don't want to live in a world without pizza.

[ghmasterjj]

my right ear is lonely

[1908AnnoCatuli]

Dude can belt it

[LastCaress7]

This guy is a fucking clown. Fucking sex scandals, pokemon quotes and singing about pizza?

[uscjd2004]

LET'S OPEN UP THIS PIT

[Tallensmusic]

thumbs up if @bigboi sent ya!!!!

[WeEatBrainz]

@Tallensmusic No.

[SSOFe]

I'm.. I'm confused... Why?? When?? O___o

[Tallensmusic]

@SSOFe I was thinkin the saaaame thing.

[krystinep17]

Funny but such an insult to the greatest musician to ever live. Imagine is such a powerful and meaningful song and to replace the beautiful lyrics with ones about pizza is such a shame.

[ra4king]

This man could have been an excellent president :'(

[MrVicenteInezAlvarez]

I mean I just... I dont even...(sigh)

[MrVicenteInezAlvarez]

Wtf man?

[nickman8559]

Say what you want about Herman Cain, he can sing

[kourosh89]

Less controversial than Cee Lo Green's version.

[Chdonga]

Still better than Lennon's version

[Spazzzn]

LOL fucking hilarious! This would be the only black person I'd vote for

[godofthisshit]

@Spazzzn

Obama runs your life.

[NumaNuma187]

Truly sad to see Mr. Cain go. He would have been an amazing president of the U.S.!

[MinWilliamJosephWWM]

@NumaNuma187 he'll be back.

[rachet12345678]

Wait, wait,wait.... what just happened...

[ILikeMeProductions]

I'm going to say it, this song is amazing. Amazing in every fucking way.

[alotofcheese76]

holy shit is this even real

[jad1025]

Herman faggot, ruined a good song.

[bobthomas194]

fuck this guy and his dumbass parody song of one of the greatest songs in history. herman cain is only a good politician in the bad lip reading videos. id vote for that hermain cain

[dodgecharger368]

I feel sorry for him. As president, he would have been able to promote his pizza dream and ensure America stays unhealthy and obese as ever.

Sniff Sniff, sad day for america for sure.

[A2zAkyz]

Having seen this, it saddens me I can't vote for him.

[SomeWriterGuy]

@A2zAkyz Having seen that comment, it saddens me that people like you exist to vote for objects like that

[A2zAkyz]

@SomeWriterGuy Look at history. Presidents that were celebrities were almost allways viewed better.

[hillerm]

There's just no end to this shit. I can't believe this video is even real.

[mrfailford]

how dare this guy try to make a lame paridy to john lennon's aweosme song

[SargentMugen]

@mrfailford At least Herman Cain can spell.....

[tommyers]

I wonder how many of those women had to, um, audition to sing with Herman Cain.

[tomero12]

RIP John Lennon

[buttercupme]

and this man wanted to be president of the united states?

[frontierdriver]

@buttercupme no worse than what got now...

[pansyman49]

is this is really happening or am i still tripping?

[IAmIva]

That's not a world I want to imagine.

[BSOG3]

He can actually sing. I'm so glad that he's out of the race. What a crazy guy. 

[MrWoodsWalker]

Imagine Herman and Ginger...together...traveling around...lying around in hotels...wining and dining...spending his money for 13 years ...while Mrs. Cain waits patiently at home.

[LilySkye]

Halvo sent me here

[FantisyLand]

the 999 deal. 3 large pizzas for 9 dollars each!

[NaturalDoll4b]

If Herman Cain had nothing to hide, he would of stuck it out plain and simple!

That Ginger White character must have had some really damaging evidence.

[b1bIs1337]

fuck welfare. All people need is some delicious pizza.

[BuzzCola09]

Its official. he has ended his campaign.Now Imagine that !

[worldends2013]

this is top notch concept art, simply amazing

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[abuseyourpower]

HAHAHAH he dropped out. Cain is DONE BABY yeah!

[arrghgarry]

nice 

[SecretService80]

Tomatoes aren't even a vegetable. They're a fruit. Is pizza a fruit now, because there's tomato paste in it?

[LizziesAnswers]

@SecretService80 I totes agree with you! GOP congress ppl need to be lobbied by some scientists.

[SecretService80]

@LizziesAnswers I'm 15, and even I know that!

[nubemuffin]

If Cain becomes president there should be like a total overhaul of our food system. Government institutionalized pizza for everyone.

[malky2583]

@CCChurchSF Furthermore I'm poor on purpose, making less then 15,000 a year helps me apply for income based grants for my college education rather then taking out thousands upon thousands in loans helping the banks out. most of the people in the 18-30 age group blow their (I'm poor-tax refunds) on the useless crap that drives our economy. rich people that get tax breaks just reinvest that money in themselves due to greed and self preservation.

[malky2583]

@CCChurchSF realize that those poor people that are on disability and welfare aren't out at the polls come election time, unless you've actually been one of them you have no place saying that. the idea that we should just let these people die because they are economically dis-advantaged shows a lack of empathy for someone that is supposedly "churchy". and TAX refunds for the poor really help the CONSUMER economy. If the poor were taxed at 9-18 percent and not given any back it would hurt us.

[SpockRocksMySox]

Look up at the video.

Now look back at this comment.

Now picture that man as our president.

You can now curl up into the fetal position and cry.

[alspageddi]

@SpockRocksMySox Haha, well, that looks like an almost certain impossibility at this point. This is hilarious, though.

[A2zAkyz]

@SpockRocksMySox I don't know, even President Lincoln said you need a sense of humor in politics.

[itsfurekmang]

Herman Cain's new song -- "Imagine There Was No Pussy"

[ComedikPolitik]

watch?v=pfyHpaqWsec

^ Herman Cain's hilarious political career

[sixfobrutha11]

O............kay

[MrNarcoleptik]

Tyson's version is just so much better

[slangshotstudios]

He's got my vote!

[Clint45s]

Come on.Bill Clinton can recieve a BJ in the ovaloffice,and still have the love of the Democratice party.Keep going Mr. Cain,You can win back forgivness.If you win,do a few things for America.Get rid of the IRS, Disolve the Federal Reserve Bank,End any relations with the United Nations,a 10% flat tax,cut back on friviolouse miltary expendatures like the blue angels program,install missle tracking capabilities to strike any retard that wants to use Nuclear options,do this, and your the Man!

[squamish4244]

@Clint45s Uze-beki-beki-beki-beki-stan-s­tan.

[squamish4244]

I can't even watch this. I got 17 seconds in. John Lennon, I apologize profusely on behalf of the human race and Herman Cain in particular.

[Suburbannite]

In other news: Pizza is a vegetable

[wannytheviking]

This is very disturbing. But, Cain does have a wonderful singing voice.

[abuseyourpower]

@RETROPOPS69 LOL CAIN IS DONE BABY ! SUSPENDED CAMPAIGN

[skeletorment]

Pizza is a "food group",,,,

[sinbysin666]

Mike Judge's Idiocracy comes to mind, when imagining this guy as president.

[colmas]

@sinbysin666 "Everybody... SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

[iloveecharlieb]

Fun video!! I agree with him, the world would be such a terrible place without pizza.

[danielkolodkinrulz]

And this man wants to be presedent.

[elishasthemanning]

@danielkolodkinrulz lol way to spell president right...

[MorbiusSlayer]

@auteur116 I believe it's the Omaha press club show. The white house has a similar thing-- it's where Stephen Colbert did his bit in front of Bush.

[davincivik]

Thumbs up if Knowyourmeme sent you ;)

[DeathNoteFreak000]

God I hate him. This is actually funny though.

[DP3mo24hofosho]

Great singer, great pizza, terrible president. 

[trev8200]

Anyone know when this took place?

[crusaderpat]

imagine pizza is a vegetable.........

[bjornturoqueful]

hermancainquotes (dot) com

[nofxrocker1290]

all you guys talking shit about paul, your our of your mind if you lefties think obamas bitch ass will do anything if elected another 4 years you need get real and stop doing smoking shit at ows, and even though i dont like herman you fags are just mad that a REAL black man is doing good after your half black socialist muslim president has not done anything he said he would do for our country, if you want obamas change i have two quarters and a nickle for you

[MunkyGrunt]

3:30 FTW!

[yangdax]

god i hope he wins the GOP nomination... 

[clunette]

He started singing in the wrong place at the begining.

[Swingdaddy4]

Anyone notice that the two women singers closest to him look like Ms. Bialek? Hope they didn't need that gig too desperately.

[EOTE]

@Swingdaddy4 Hey, they wanted jobs, didn't they?

[Silentbobsbud150]

RIDE THE CAIN TRAIN!

[GovernMentalFreedom]

CAIN LOST IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NY1love]

Heard this first on The Howard Stern Show, HAHAHAHAHAHA.

[wannytheviking]

and disturbing

[cris750]

Part of the "999" plan: More Pizzas to create job market? The House GOP are already trying to save the health care market by classifying pizza as a veggie. hmmm? There are VEGGIE PIZZAS available on the menu? Veggie pizzas on the house bill!

[SexyLabyrinthsGirl]

RON PAUL BABY!!!!!!

[SexyLabyrinthsGirl]

wtf!

[ALANLEEY]

if you are from atlanta you know how this asshole has no repect for anyone on his radio show

[esquireyes]

@ALANLEEY I got one better, I'm "Not" from Atlanta & I've heard about it He ain't nothing but a good Field Negro that's trying to get into the big house. Peace

[ICantDecryptTheCode]

fuck ron paulturd.

[tegrimm]

I just barfed my Godfather's Sauerkraut and Pepperoni .....

[TheHumanSpirit]

Why is everyone getting their knickers in a twist? Can't a man have a lighthearted side? Obviously this was done in jest. Lighten up already.

Dishonest people try to belittle the man as though he's some pizza delivery boy. Here's a wee bit of his resume:

Ungrad in mathematics

Masters in computer science (Purdue UV)

Ballistics Analyst as civilian employee for the Navy

Director of Business Analysis for both Coke & Pillsbury...

Give the man his due respect. These are DEMANDING DISCIPLINES.

[nicklessz]

@TheHumanSpirit doesn't know who the president of ubekibekibekistanstan is and is not afraid to admit it

[H3R0ify]

@TheHumanSpirit

He may be an educated man but he should not be president. He should stick with business, what he is good at. Business should be kept out of the government.

On another note, Herman Cain has quite the voice xD.

[TheHumanSpirit]

@H3R0ify Good stranger - with respect - you couldn't be more wrong. So, so wrong. It is precisely BECAUSE he is an experienced business leader that he is qualified to be president. IF government was run more like a business (and not some entity without fear of extinction since it can always increase taxation) this nation would be actually prosperous. And that national prosperity would shared by all. Good business liberates! And a rising tide lifts all ships! : )

[H3R0ify]

@TheHumanSpirit

We need a mix between business logic with progressive ethics, compromise. You cannot run a country on pure business but you can't run it on pure politics either since the system should differ as much as the people do. Private business, however, have no business inside the government however.

[bmxtahoe]

@TheHumanSpirit Very nice. He should be on Ron Paul's financial committee.

[susanoconnell777]

how is this funny?

[WasabiMeal]

Freakin love it. No matter what side you are on, this is funny.

[Gunner3210]

Herman Cain, ladies and gentlemen. 

[youtubbs67]

Is this a religious ceremony?

[esquireyes]

@youtubbs67 It would make one think that wouldn't it?

[Akiraiaia]

"dumb enough" that is...

[Akiraiaia]

If Americans are dumb end to elect this guy, they deserve him...

[ronpaulfreedom1]

Imagine there's no pizza? Americans would be much thinner..this guy is a freak!!!

U really want this asshole as a President?..Another Obama...no thanks what a asshole!!!

[BobThePatriot]

@ronpaulfreedom1 hes the exact opposite of obama dumbass

[skrivbok]

@ronpaulfreedom1 I don't think pizza is the biggest problem - but McDonald's. It's practically for free you eat there... personally I don't like McDonald's though... I'm from a town where they were outcompeted by local burger chains (Frasses and Max Hamburgare). You can read about it on Wikipedia ;)

[ashleybaileydesigns]

@ronpaulfreedom1 have you even looked into his platform...he is the exact opposite of Obama's policymaking.

[JackBuio]

@ronpaulfreedom1

:D politics is not your strong suit, huh?

[UncleJesse1]

I will not vote for him, but he's good.

[bathwhoreE]

Everyone lighten up.This is a Fun Video.

[Joepopa12]

What bothers me the most about this video is the fact it was video taped professionally from numerous cameras, produced, and directed.

[funincluded]

@Joepopa12

hahaha

[ununreal]

@Joepopa12 didnt notice till you said that... wow.. just wow

[AmberLive10]

Omg this vid was uploaded on my birthday

[RoboSlater]

Politics, not racism, likely motivates attacks on Cain. A black conservative like Clarence Thomas or Cain is more dangerous to Dems than an equally prominent white one. Dems count on the 90% black vote on election day. A black conservative offering an alternative view is a serious danger politically: if it reduces the black vote for Dems just to 75%, Dems lose. Thus, merely defeating Cain isn't enough. He must be destroyed as an influence in the future: character assassination is the means.

[astreocclu]

@RoboSlater He does suck though lol

[liberalinthedesertaz]

@RoboSlater you are an idiot. Black people don't vote for conservatives generally because they aren't welcome to the GOP white boys club of rich jerkoffs.

BTW this video is horrid.

[Danielcaie92]

"Don't trust them new n*gg*s over there..."

[max96920]

What's the date of this video?

[zombies8u]

This is great. The paultards and libtards can't handle that the leading candidate happens to also have musical talent. Haters gonna hate.

[SmallpoxRot]

@zombies8u Morons will be morons.

[ScreamRayado]

I can't believe this clown is running for President. Might as well have my local ice cream truck driver become the Speaker of the House! LOL

[PeachyBuckeye]

Can't imagine life without pizza and don't want to! LOL

[PeachyBuckeye]

If the Obamas have their way, there will be no pizza, no hamburgers, no french fries--at least for we "little stupid people" who "cannot choose for ourselves what to eat!" LOL All the meanwhile, they scarf their own burgers and God only knows what else!

[SmallpoxRot]

@PeachyBuckeye I hope you're kidding. Or you might wanna die.

[PeachyBuckeye]

Obviously DustyCatMom has no sense of humor. LOL

Must be one of those sour puss types who always looks like she just ate a lemon. Sad!  Ease up! Life is short! It's OK to live, laugh a little--even eat some pizza once in awhile. LOL

And Lennon wouldn't have minded it one bit--in fact, he'd have probably found it funny because HE had a sense of humor!

[DustyCatMom]

Lennon's rolling over in his grave. What an idiot!



[loldongsman]

@DustyCatMom your're rolling in dick

[DimensionsofChange]

More Mainstream than Ron Paul

More Libertarian than Romney

Less Liberal than Obama

Business experience

No political experience

A fan of John Lennon

And last but certainly not least, NOT Obama.

[nondweller]

there is no real right person to vote for anymore. this guy is actually less qualified than the average joe though.

[itchybo510]

Please tell your friends about this.

[apox2011now]

way the hell cooler than Steve Jobs shit...

[apox2011now]

Give pizza a chance lmao!

cain and tyson 2012...

[williamtsanders]

omg this shit is real



[Warmachine05450]

Herman Cain molested your pizza!Ron Paul 2012!!!

[buckywaters]

VOTE NEWT GINGRICH he the real TEA PARTY and true cxonservative and cain his vice prez!!! NEWT 2012~~

[Dariuszdavi]

RONPAUL 2012

[SuperWalktrough]

@Dariuszdavi NOPE

[websiteusername]

Herman Cain molested me.

[Soulcomic6]

Vote democrat! things stay the way they are!!!

Vote popular G.O.P candidates- things will get worse

Vote Ron Paul- SAVE OUR NATION

Love a 19 yr old kid..who just did a little homework online...

The media doesnt want you to know about this MANN

googe ronpaul2012 or youtube him and be astonished!!