Dan LeBatard Miami Heat Rant 5/12/11

[MrPlaya23ish]

look at the real one, its way better.

[cmharveyjr]

@MrPlaya23ish Hey dumbass what the hell are you talking about? Mine is the REAL one i.e. THE FIRST ONE RELEASED for that rant

[MrPlaya23ish]

@cmharveyjr jez, calm down. ok

[JaHb24]

he didnt rant after lebitch froze in the finals

[jkza47]

yabaayaba doo ROFL

[GoPats37]

Hhahah Meet George Jetson!!

[netjunkie9]

Hey Boston, that Excuse Machine? Miami needs it back!

[HailDaFins]

GIVE IT TO ME AGAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

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MIAMI HATAZZZZZZZZZ

[mellaLee21]

wait, did he just mention cocaine as a selling point for Miami? ugggghhhhhh

This is hilarious though, not just in light of their loss, but I get that Miami felt like everyone was piling on them unnecessarily. And a lot of them (esp. in media and in Cleveland) really took the hate too far. So I dont blame Heat fans and Lebatard for feeling vindicated.

But once they got to the finals, I was rooting for the Mavs HARD, especially after that dumb cough video...that was too arrogant for my liking.

[monex5]

You were saying about LeBron closing, Dan?

[nhlnflnba18414]

I hate LeBron James and the Heat with a passion but this is hilarious. Dan LeBatard is the man!

[hothotheat3000]

What did Dan say after they lost?

[rfadfewafasdas]

LOL Lebron cant close shit

[16lakersallday]

i dont even know how i got to this page but it was funny not for boston though we know how sensitive they are but what lebatard left out is that MIAMI IS HERPES CAPITAL OF THE COUNTRY LOL IVE HEARD ALOT OF THINGS ABOUT MIAMI

[simmsinns]

WITNESS choking

[marciaharveyP]

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Dan LeBatard Miami Heat Rant 5/12/11

[shampayne]

I'm doing a Lebatard rant if Dallas beats the Heat

[hothotheat3000]

@shampayne Do that rant!

[BLACKFONZIRELLI]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooo

[segersg]

Yeah and if the Mav's beat them in the Finals, they'll try and trade for D.Rose so they can stack the odds even more then they already are but I'm sure D.Rose would never do it because he is a real baller. Not some chump. And if the win it it won't be a championship it'll be a CHUMPIONSHIP for the chumps they really are. CHUMPS!!!!

[charltonochoa]

@segersg well d-rose has no reason to leave chicago,hes an amazing player,they nearly got to the finals,they just need to give him his pippen and hell be fine. I dont think even with the loss hes in a position to be frusturated or want to leave,but hey were all grown,and these guys make the decision they feel is best,what we think is garbage,if the players are happy who cares where the go and why they do it. Hopefully they do give d-rose someone though before he does decide to leave ;)

[thadoctah82]

The jack in the box sound = coffee spit on monitor.

Original rant following "The Decision" >>>>>>> Celtics rant >>>> Bulls rant.

[gousc12]

lebatard had a great bit today, I hope one of you find it and upload it!

[antonioaquilino77777]

HES DOING IT AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN TODAYYYYYYYYYYYY

CHICAGO SUCK IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HailDaFins]

Dan LeBatard's best bit ever. Hahahahaha!

Go Heat Bitch!

[flash0587]

This is truly hilarious, love the lines about LeBron closing, 305 all day baby! championship is ours!

[danielbanyan]

Has anyone seen the video Dan's official video guy made for this?  Also very funny. Its called "Dan Rejoices Over The Heat Beating The Celtics".

[cmharveyjr]

@danielbanyan Will check it out, didn't realize there was an official video considering Dan has been tweeting out my video.

[lawnkid305]

@danielbanyan or dan rejocing over them beating the bulls on 790 the tickte.com

[roscojones99]

hahahahaha

[morisxavier]

If you've been playing since the 17th century you should have that many.

[dandrewi]

This is hilarity in the HIGHEST order... Boston fans need to grow a sense or humor... our they could just choke on a fuck and die lol

[cashisking98]

LMAO @ cHeat being made fun of. Empty seats, Howard's mug, LeBrick.

[BostonSportsE]

I live in BOSTON.... this is AWESOME! jack edwards like...... I almost died laughing.. this is fucking funny

[KingDavid060606]

LMAOOOO! THE TEAM PLANE IS A DELOREAN!!!! OMFFFFFFFG!!!!!! THAT SHIT IS FUNNY AS FUUUUCK!

[trudybom]

lmfaoo that was mad funny, and im a celtic fan :)

[BigLiuKang]

I'm gonna give you more minutes than Dampier! ROFL!

[pouon]

Lebron single handedly murdered the bulls last year.

[HailDaFins]

hahahahahhaa. OMG. MIAMI BABY.

[ezekiel1977]

The midgets didn't look like Europeans, they look like us (Filipinos) So is Garnett gonna be here in the Phils? :D

[celocrftv]

Much like in hollywood, sequels never live up to the original. This was good, but the first one was epic

[W2RealK]

ROFL!! Get big Boston!

[AZHOUSEOFCARDS]

Boston fans need to lighten up and take a chill pill. This was hilarious!!

[Lifendz]

The Miami Weep. Cry baby fans and cry baby broadcasters.

[TheGreenMissile]

I don't give a fuck what boston fans say!!

If you are boston fan and you don't laugh at this you really don't know that they were only taking the piss out of boston!!

If it was Miami I'm sure their fans would be the same.

This was fucking hilarious!!

[cmharveyjr]

@TheGreenMissile I don't understand how people don't realize the whole think is a JOKE! Yes Dan is making fun of Boston, but he is making fun of Miami also, from the empty seats, Howard, cocaine, Miami Sound Machine, Mike Miller, etc... It's just him having fun.

[findlj]

@TheGreenMissile I'm a Celtics fan, I think this is fucking hilarious.

[johnnyphoenix74]

@TheGreenMissile

"If it was Miami I'm sure their fans would be the same."

if the Miami Heat actually HAD fans...

[Danti3l]

no respect for the best nba team in nba history..i'm a celtics fan and i did not complain about the celebration but this guy is a tool to say such things ...heat beat the celtics congratulations but can you make it to the finals and win a championship? that remains to be seen so i wouldnt celebrate yet you still have chicago to go through so good luck to miami

[TheMrHidden]

@Danti3l

do you really think all the things that he said are meant seriously ...

[Privatepilot09]

Miami better win cuz nobody wants to see anyone crying!!!! Hahaha miami beats the Celtics once and they think they are better? CELTICS GOT 17 SHIPS BITCHES

[Philliesboy16]

@Privatepilot09 they wont have 18 this year bitch..... ;)

[Privatepilot09]

@Philliesboy16 heat wont win Bitch!

[Philliesboy16]

@Privatepilot09 and neither will your gay team cause they gone fishin ahahaha

[Privatepilot09]

@Philliesboy16 too bad no one in here are heat fans

[tee23en]

cocaine!!

[keauno2003]

I need my super soaker for the heat championship Parade. I also think it's time for heat fans to stop arguing. With the dumb fucks who can't appreciate greatness.

[unlinkedthunder]

Dan has done it again! Great work!

[SignGuyDino]

4 people are cranking up the excuse machine while putting clothes on their women...

[tehMick]

Man, that last line about West equilibrium was uhmazing.

[H00DCHiCK718]

#TeamHeat

[CrackTeeVee]

Can't help but laugh @ Lebatard....

[willpower698]

Some of the timing was slightly off but still very good work. What program do you use?

[cmharveyjr]

@willpower698 Thanks it was the first time I ever did anything like this, and I used Windows Movie Maker. Also that crappy program crashed every time I tried to load it lol

[willpower698]

Much better man. I gotta tell more people

[MV3DaGreat]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[dlaviniere]

LOL! That's awesome! The first one was epic. This one was still hilarious. FU KG!

[antonioaquilino77777]

cant wait till we win the championship and hear that rant !

[TheDean05]

GIVE IT TO ME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

[kazam92]

All these comments about "we cant stand that hack Lebatard" Why are you watching this video?

[runnmd]

I cannot stand Dan LeBatard and his bromance for everything and everyone that has anything to do with Miami. I guess he makes up for the people in Miami that don't care about the Heat so they disguise the seats.

[DjFlavaCuts]

haha this is a classic!!!

[kazam92]

GLORIOUS

[rabbledabblehorsecok]

yahh!! youve got MIT and Harvard, we have... ... a lot of idiots and some of the people that went to MIT.

[shall2347]

did Miami Heat fans even enjoy this video?

[cmharveyjr]

@shall2347 Why wouldn't they?

[shall2347]

@cmharveyjr Well i guess if u enjoy grown men screaming in celebration like a child then I could see why this would be entertaining (sarcasm), i mean its not like they won the championship or anything. They got past the 2nd round for christ sake against an old celtics team. This isnt the cubs or knicks or sum shit Miami won the championship like 5 years ago.

[crystalbunni3]

@shall2347 obviously this entire rant is sarcasm. didn't you see where Charles B said the heats celebration was a bit extreme?

[AZHOUSEOFCARDS]

@shall2347 I'm not necessarily a Heat fan but I do like James so I am glad the Heat won. I thought the video was hilarious and am surprised the Boston fans are being so whinny. The Celtics are a great team and they have 17 NBA Championships, they'll be back in it next season.

[HailDaFins]

@shall2347

Hell ya, that shit was funny as fuck.

[HailDaFins]

@shall2347

Run Tell that home boi! Hell yeah Miami Heat fans love this. Fucking haters get bent.

[CarlitosDK]

Dan's the man!!!

[cne1918]

lmao! gotta love lebatard! its funny to watch all the haters do what they do best.. GO HEAT!!!

[Peanuts3232]

Dan LeBatard can't get any chick in miami he should settle for those european midgets. And Lebron almost lost game 4 for them and he was only clutch in game 5. Delonte got that thing on his lip from lebrons mom

[cmharveyjr]

@Peanuts3232 Maybe you missed the part were Lebron James scored 13 points and had 5 rebounds in the 4th and overtime of Game 4.

[Peanuts3232]

@cmharveyjr lebron had a great game dont get me wrong but when its tied up and he turns the ball over with 21 seconds left in the fourth. Pierce of coursed missed a stupid shot but that didnt seem too cltuch.

[Peanuts3232]

@cmharveyjr Lebron had a great game 4 but when he turned the ball over with 21 seconds left in the 4th that was not clutch and if pierce didnt chuck up a stupid shot it could of been a 2-2 series

[espeecuz]

@Peanuts3232 also missed that part where he dated jill wagner

[CCStunna]

@Peanuts3232 U MAD?

[chomnick]

God, I love Dan LeBatard!! Silencing all those ignorant haters

[SportShouting]

99% of the country will be rooting for the Bulls - the other 1% think the Heat are a WBNA team, since Chris Bosh is on it.

[ManaWraith]

Dude you're to fucking funny hahaha!!!!

[SuperGonzo79]

would the two real mvp's please stand up!

[Seneca34M]

Go D-ROSE

[cmharveyjr]

@Seneca34M It's gonna be a good Series, Can't wait. The Real MVP and Best Player in the League vs Mr. No Defense and gotta take 30 shots to make 30 points D Rose.

[Buergs323]

@cmharveyjr

Miami fans disgust me.

[sergio4sho1]

LMAO XD GIVE OT TO ME AGEN