I BIT MY TONGUE IN HALF! Casual Commentary by AJRogers (Modern Warfare 3 Gameplay/Commentary)

[CentFlexProductionz]

Eww omg thats cringey! Good commentary!

[GORYxSNIPER]

M.O.A.B. = NOLIFE

NOLIFE = NO PUSSY

NO PUSSY = SUICIDE

SUICIDE = HELL

HELL = BITING YOUR TUNG IN HALF OVER AND OVER

[T34CR]

I smashed My front teeth in half when I was going past a trash container on my bike when a metal bar swinged out infront of me :/

[TheNodriver]

that is the secound wost thing i've ever heard to someone on the trampoline.

[guitarandgames420]

Sex on a trampoline IS awesome.

[ktm50racer]

would you rather have you're di** cut off by a shark or your di** cut off by a chain saw like this so he sees it

[brandiprim]

Tee hee my names aj

[r4wkiller]

would you rather fuck a guy up the ass or get fucked by a guy up your ass?

[qwiiktoxiic]

why wouldnt you breathe thru your nose?

[xDoughBoy95x]

@qwiiktoxiic He was probably freaking out, breathing like, really fast xD

[dmcbyvictor]

I was younger, I was frustrated so I found a piece of wood and threw it as hard as I could to the ground and I had LONG ass half an inch fat sliver through my thumb. I had to open it up to clean it and get rid of the rest of the sliver.

[pumaturtle]

Would you rather Get fucked in the ass by three Koalas or Have to Suck a Bears Dick

[SCZMJGclub]

I had a stomach virus and threw up for 3 hours strait and ate bread , water, and yogurt For a month. Those were the days.

[retardedmarshmallows]

I smashed my teeth through my bottom lip

[BioTiCZz]

I got guard duty because my friend shot me in the knee with an arrow.

[xXTheSalvationXx]

Oh shit i couldn't finish watching it >.<

[homerunboi]

Nice story bro.

And yes, the PP90M1 is overpowered.

[Savagek1ller23]

Would you rather? You copied kpop

[culokin]

@Savagek1ller23 Actually I started mine first, and she is actually my friend (whom I've met in real life) and she asked if I cared if she started a WYR series on her channel. It was originally going to be three people, me, mritryhard, and kpopp and I was going to stop the series on mine, but I kept mine going and they started up with just the two for now. True story bro. -AJ

[Savagek1ller23]

@culokin ok i see i was just saying because in kelly's previous would you rather video she mentioned that people were starting to make more wyr after she started to.

[JMPproductionzZ]

I knocked myself out cold by knee-ing my right temple with full force, I woke up with the worst headache possible :/

[JMPproductionzZ]

I knocked my self out cold by knee-

[PhoenixGaming19]

Chipped my tooth in half like 2 years ago. Hurt like a bitch, also broke my nose which wasn't actually as painful.

[Cowan4215]

i did the same thing but did a double frontflip and hit my mouth on my knee then my top teeth went straight through my bottom lip cutting it in half and after stitches i found teeth marks pretty deep down it my knee which left bruiseing

[left4deadfan1018]

i was eating in the middle of that story...

[nerozero11]

did u see the guy in 2:22 that he fly trough the wall give me a like then u see it..

[WavebiteDubstep]

LOL man, I used to play this game on the trampoline when I was kid called 'crack the egg'. One person lies in the middle in the fetal position, and two others jump up and down on the outside to try and 'crack the egg'........ anyways long story short, don't do that. You will find you crack more than the egg!

[TheGuyNextDoorYea]

@WavebiteDubstep HAHA shit you played that to? haha sweet

[WavebiteDubstep]

@TheGuyNextDoorYea lol yeah man, it was the best! Until we jumped through the mat and broke it haha

[sami3219]

do you like 2 girls 1 cup

[TroIIoIoI]

@kugel7719 I choose "Or"

[Quickscopez44]

I did that too , when i was 14 bro !

[DoomRifle]

Would you rather wipe with sandpaper... or saran wrap?

[MegaopillasPrime]

My tooth story was painful AF.... I go into the dentist to get my tooth pre drileld before the root canal...well the temporary filler they put in my tooth reacted with my nerve ending in a bad way, needles to sayy i was in screaming pain untill my stepmom knoked me out with vikadin...and this pain was soo intense even after they scraped the temporary filling out

[ThatSonyKid]

You still have feeling in your tongue?

[soccerrox100]

@CNOCOBAM

[njm92495]

who is leaning on their left arm?

[15mrwhiteboys]

Heyy Youtubers! I am NOT spamming for myself! Lots of people say they really want to get smaller channels noticed. I am here to tell you about a channel called "thecampingrusher". He does a minecraft series, Pretty much we the viewers choose what he builds and if he chooses our idea then we get a shout out so it benefits him and us! He also makes some amazing things! All you have to do is type in "thecampingrusher" in the search bar at the top of your screen! I know you will do the right thing;)

[Redrocker009]

i have hade a root cannal because the hole side of my tooth was missing there was less then an inch of space from my mouth and my nerve and know after getting a temperarry crown i have gingavidas in that tooth

[BramiWoWGuides]

this story made be barf

[555blackhawk555]

@chairtard i think he said that they stitch it then it grew together that way while healing

[555blackhawk555]

@dude8971 hahahaha totaly random

[555blackhawk555]

@QwertyQwaf because he couldnt block of his mouth airway while he had no tounge basically try opening ur mouth and breathing threw your nose, u hav to block the back of ur mouth with ur tounge so i know that ur just wondering im not being a dick just explaining to u so dont get worked up and start a comment war because if u reply back like a stupid internet nerd i wont respond

[assassin26764]

My story is when i was 4 this kid pushed me off of the hippopotemis at micdonalds. I landed directly on my head. I got rushed to the E.R. Because they thought i heart mu neck. But luckly I didnt. I still remember lying in the bed in the abulance crying because I wanted to hug my mom. Didnt know what was going on back then

[555blackhawk555]

@ShankWithMe OMG IS UR KNEE OK?

[Bbchaser56]

My friend just got hit by a truck a couple weeks ago. He was riding his dirtbike on a road and wheelied and hit the hood then went through the windshield through the back window and bounced off the tailgate. This is all from the drivers view cause my friend blacked out at the hood. Imagine driving down a road and then a kid flies through the cab of your truck.

[supersomething1337]

I got my left ass cheek bit off by a bear beat that

[loumanlou2]

i had an operation on my tooth and the meds didnt kick in for about half an hour and it hurt like a bitch

[platapus112]

last weekend i bit my tounge in half skiing when i landed a jump wrong

[TactMaster360]

i havent hurt myself in a real bad way...which is surprising since i "play with guns and knives"

check out my channel :)

[theslowscopers]

never tackle sombody in the hall at school especially if its tile. i tackled my friend and somehow i lost my too not a fun day

[FelipeImes]

Man when i was 5 years old i bit my tongue in half too! I was on top of a recliner next to this window. i was just playing until it flipped back and i fell, i hit the stone window sill chin first with my tongue hanging out my mouth. Luckily my tongue hung on by a little strip and they were able to stitch it back on. Just thought i would share, keep the good commentaries coming!

[patrickredsox0625]

lol

[ShankWithMe]

I knocked out my 2 front teeth on a trampoline. Stupid knee -.-

[IpwnzU6ixty9ine]

When i was 5 i chipped my 2 front teeth right off. I didnt even remeber what happened ut hurt so much. What was left of my teeth was black.

[dirtbikerider153]

a couple years ago i was walking up the stairs and fell and hit my mouth on and my tooth cracked in half down the middle and broke off in my lip, i have 9 stiches and it was like 2 days before thanksgiving :(

[patrick123897]

Man i remember when i was 5 yrs old, i was attacke by a pitbull, my mom came and jumped on the dog (it was her bf's and was later put to sleep) and i remember the neighbors climbing the fence, taking me into their house, calling 911 and what not, and i was in shock, my mom walked in, looked at me and burst into tears, so i looked at my arm, the same spot she looked at, and i remember seeing nothing but my bone on that one spot. Never forget that day. Still have the scars to this day and im 14.

[QwertyQwaf]

Wait.... Why didn't you try to breath through your NOSE?!

[rollipolli4]

lol, so u were on the football team and u wanted a trampoline?

[NotTheColourSilver]

That happened to my dad, I don't remember how, he said it didn't hurt as mush as you think

[mapple35]

u didnt get meds cuz u couldnt swollow them

[dude8971]

at the beginning I thought you were black then i thought you were white I'm still not sure

[HeroicPeanut]

same happend to me but i bit hole through me lip

[WhuupHisBack]

Holy shit

[lalometalic101]

pudding and mash potatoes omg imma do the same as you.

[195steelers]

does buttfucking get you pregnant

[davevem]

I didnt hear anything after "sex on a trampoline"

[Ultimatebmx]

Would you rather kick the wall with a toothpick under your big toenail or have a toothpick shoved into your dick hole?

[fahr]

Ah what the fuck man

[GoldsJoeHD]

ouch

[brendandmcw9]

when my uncle was 2 he bit off his tounge and it wasd hanging by a thread like yours and now he talks weird and he is like 55

[irushwithaump]

i wuz a baby and i wuz i little ninja and would get out of my crib but 1 night i wuz doijg it and i chipped my tooth

[SurfinXtremexX]

I was jumping on my parents bed when i was younger and fell back and got a hairline fracture in my neck but ur story was pretty good as well

[Colt5677]

cool story bro

[Daganberry55]

Ik how u feel i fell head first on a tile floor chipped my 4 front teeth and had to get 6 stitches

[Dudety2]

Ha ha ha lol

[chairtard]

does the tongue grow back or do they stitch it?

[TheDemoDummyDude]

@chairtard lol no and idk stuff liek that doeesnt grow back fully

[rogging1]

@chairtard he said that they stitch but it heals back together like an open wound

[DarcroOnRs]

I bit a hole in my tongue when i was a kid too. I tripped on a step and hit my chin off the ground.

[thefairbridgecast]

Would you Rather Lick White Dog turd (Step brothers :D) Or drink a cup of spit - now thats some fucking twisted shit

[gilbert141997]

would you ratherwatch porn WITH your parents

or watch porn OF your parents

[kugel7719]

Would You Rather:

Have sex with a man eating snake with many rows of teeth

OR

Put your penis in a bear trap

[kugel7719]

Would You Rather:

Wipe you B-Hole with sandpaper covered in pepper spray

OR

Run your penis over a cheese grater covered in a disinfectant that stings

[CH33ZYwonda]

@kugel7719 what kinda monster r u!!!

[NastyNateFUpayMe]

@kugel7719 LMFAO

[ArcticGhost67]

@gilbert141997 Wasnt that on WOR's channel?

[brikben1205]

My dog bit my ear in half, does that count?

Lol hanging on a thread like mine

[MrStirfrii]

do u have a epic scar from it? cause thats what matters most haha

[actolar]

The pain, I can feel it.

[SamisHyphy]

would u rather fuck ur grandma or dad

[XxCookiesFTWxX]

When I was seven I was bored so I spun around in circles then I get dizzy and I fall face first into a table biting my lip in two blood everywhere screaming fucking hurt

[ohmygoshIMjosh]

oh shit that was so fucking good i was about to puke

[ITZgrubbs]

were is AJRogers channel i cant find it

[TekTut0rials]

I have bit the site of my mouth on a trampoline and had to get stitches in my mouth but it wasn't as horrible as your story lool...

[modernwarfareNOT]

Would you rater lose all your past memories. Or never gain any new memories?

[12121212mrbob]

would you rather be in 2 girls 1 cup... or have sex with blue waffle thumbs up so he can see

[JackArctic]

@12121212mrbob

[quechus13]

@12121212mrbob 2 girls 1 cup dammit.

[XxwolfyxoXo]

@12121212mrbob lololololol

[TheDezmona]

@12121212mrbob If you pick the blue waffle, will you get infected by it?

[Ndsfanman]

ouch

[PlanCarbon]

i cut a hole thru it, by jumping from 1 roof to the other, assasins creed style lol parkouring n shit, my mom gave me sugar to let it heal and drug my thong.

because it makes some weird stuff in you mouth with alot of sugar added to it.

only got a small crater in it.. not even 1/10th of an inch.

[redelf22]

yea i bit my lip open on a trampoline

[devojose1025]

I chipped my teeth one time. I fell onto a wooden floor while running and it didn't hurt too much but that was probably cuz I had so much adrenaline. It hurt as hell getting the replaced though.

[grovasaj]

MY NAME IS AJ!!

[hosscrusher]

I was once on a trampoline jumping then I jump and land on my knees

And my back hurts and I was going to be paralysed

[xXCH1MPXx]

The teeth nerve thing? I know that feel, bro.

But would you rather eat a bathtub full of human shit, or have a massive bird poop in your mouth for the rest of your life...

[iCDAWG113]

Nice commentary :)

[weedfarmer2]

would you rather see your parents in a sextape or watching a sextape with your parents?

[CNOCOBAM]

I forgot what I was gonna say...It's on the tip of my tongue...

[lalometalic101]

@CNOCOBAM lolz good one

[o0Skillz930o]

@o0Skillz930o

Actually it was on a bouncy castle, talk about trampolines caught my guard off

[o0Skillz930o]

Dont worry i chipped my front tooth in half on a trampoline 7 years ago, worst pain i have ever felt in my life

[GillyGil123]

@o0Skillz930o i chipped my thooth while i was boxing and it didnt hurt at all

[MrChunkyzombie]

That's some deep shit

[Smoove7182]

Would u rather have Ur parents watch your sex tape or you watch your parents' sextape?

[xXScOpEsXx1234]

Last christmas day i desided to do a back flip on a bar at the park clever me i got half way then i sliped and i landed head first onto the concreat so i has to find my way home dizzy as fuck and then whent to a&e i am quite suprised that i wasnt knocked out

[frenziedfurby]

I feel like I'm disaster child I broken both my arms, my leg, cracked my head open, burned myself with a baking tray, cut the palm of my hand, had the back clawed by a dog and fell on a sign balls first

[AlexRand0m]

arrrhhhhggg my feet feel weird...

[M3ssageT4k3n]

good job dumbass...

[xxcharbeefxx]

would you rather lick a horses dick for 10 secs or get a horse to piss on you !!!???

[CoolMagikarpProducts]

One time I kneed myself on my friends trampoline who was also my next door neighbor and bit the sides of my tongue from front to back and they almost fell off, then my parents proceeded to drive by and I had to hold in that pain while they were trying to talk to me for like a minute and then for the rest of the night I sat at my friends house with a paper towel in my mouth :)

[xxcharbeefxx]

hahahahaha i got kneed on a trampoline and chipped my toth and had too have root canal!!! =S

[CatVomitt]

Casual commentary? What?

[xXLIGITXx47]

@SchnitzelzAreGood Lets say the legs

[addcoolio]

when i was little my cousin ran over my balls with a bike accidently he weighed like 50kg

[rycka01]

Easy for you to say : "breathe through your nose". Try to breathe through your nose yourselves, when medics are stitching something in your mouth...

[addcoolio]

would u rather fuck a dog or head another guy for half hour

[xXLIGITXx47]

Would you rather be shot 10 times with an 9M.Or stung by 150 bees

[SchnitzelzAreGood]

@xXLIGITXx47 depends where?

[morgannic1000]

Por dude D:

[ThePlasticSocks]

You can tell, you have a slight lisp, if you listen closely, but it's barely noticeable

[gavinc116]

cool story bro

[BiggamingXX20]

no pp90m1 is not op

[svefi96]

My sister threw a diving mask at me when i was ten and my front tooth broke in half. The nerveending was exposed and i agree totally with you. THAT SHIT HURTS LIKE BALLS!!!!

[codsocrazy]

Thats why you breath out of your nose mother fucker :D LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE.

[tehmightymo]

@codsocrazy His mouth was open when they were operating on him, so the air would've hit his teeth anyway.

[ExplicitTaco]

Lol I ask the same kind of wierd "which one would you rather do?" questions with my friends. who ever comes up with the most disturbing or gruesome one by the end of the day wins.

[megashittydick]

I coould feel your pane 'ouch'

[PLGxDEMONx]

u have a fucking nose to breath through use it

[zReCoNz]

Moral of the story......wear protection kids

[deathfox1111]

Fuckin' OUCH

[nooneleftbehide]

someone like this so he can see this would u rather cut your penis with a cheese grinder or cut your penis with a blender

[Joshyh10]

Ouch...

[randomguys2]

That had to be PAINFUL :I Ive landed on my neck before from high up on a trampoline (thats always fun...) but hitting a metal bar with your teeth AND biting your tongue in half in the process? Hands down the worst thing ive ever heard about from a trampoline accident. Besides neck breaking ofcourse.

[jlhatland87]

Not one ADS kill with the PP90, why?

[xEvilxLemonX]

God Damm you, am scared to go no my trampoline

[Michaelloebas]

Ogm!!!

[Mrvidse]

Do people play this? 

[GrowOrPayG]

pal, you're voice is flowing, sound better then usual!

[taxi2death]

That shit cray

[donuteater911]

i was eating man come on

[MrCamFisher]

*SubBox*

*Scrolling...*

"I bit my tounge in half !"

"What moron would do something like that ?

*watch video*

"ah...little kids"

[btoiscool]

hollly fuck! damn dude you one crazy dude!

[RAPIDfire338]

ehh bra

[iToXicEnErgy]

I broke my leg and I chipped my tooth in half. The tooth hurt 5 times as much.

[DeDzCreationzz]

Daily COD Clips Here (My Channel) <3

[goganj1]

I had something like that me and my friend were wrestling and our trampoline had a net he pushed me I fell through the net then he landed on me he had a bleeding head and I had a black eye and a concussion I got off school for 3 days

[InFiNiTeSkiiLL]

Hi Mom

[xiNFeCTeDxPiiRaaTex]

That shit is fucked up.

[residentleon1231]

I WAS thinking about getting a trampoline, but I'm starting to get second thoughts.......... Oh Well!

[ItzChillyBoy88]

Moral of the story is... Look both ways before crossing the street

[MissSunnyBear]

duuuuuuuude. ._.

I can relate to that. I chipped my two front teeth off. It hurt sooooo much