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  • WTF why is there 1 cute reaction to this video?

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  • this is when nicki minaj knew she had to loose some weight to become a superstar

  • eso es una tortura a mirar! ay dios mio, LMAO

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  • Is this chick serious??

  • if he was santa everyone would hate him because he has no gifts, at all.

  • thumbs up if you're on a computer

  • @pumishumi seens that no ones on the computer

  • the judges faces are painful to watch

  • face paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalm

  • a wild JYNX appears!

  • Shakira never sounded so much better.

  • total boner killer

  • i didnt know shakira auditioned on this...oh wait..

  • is that a guy ?

  • Oh lord

  • press 0:10 for... ( you will Hear )

  • press 5:00 for ( you will hear)

  • thumbs up if your right hand is touching your balls

  • Rofl you can see their fat giggle-_- good job human race.....we roughy Pokemon to sing... Were fucked up

  • She walked in, confident in her routine. Lol!!

  • Hhahahahaha

  • how the hell did that guy know i was touching my face with my left hand

  • LOL was fucking cumming xD

  • Shakira in three years.

  • OH MAH GAWD!

    A SHINY SNORLAX APPEARED!

  • Could the owner of a red BMW please move their vehicle from the audition grounds? Thank you.

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  • did she just had a heartattack or something?

  • ay ay ay!!

  • A SNORLAX

  • eyebleach . com

  • Wow, Shakira really let herself go.

  • SEX APPEAL WIN

  • SOMEONE SAVE THAT WHALE ITS DIEING!.... wait what was that?.....oh thats a person?...Oh ok sorry people false alarm its just a fat chick!

  • what has been seen can never be unseen

  • wtf is that thing...?

  • This is the result of attempting to create a chimera through alchemy using only two bottles of Lard and a cupcake.

  • @Ddorito LMAOOOOOOOO! OMFG I laughed so hard bro. Fucking thumbs up.

  • thumbs up if your left hand is touching your face

  • @Robertphoebe lol how the fuck did you know ;P

  • @seacuracao i know thats wat i thought so i gave him a thumbs up

  • @Robertphoebe NOOO WAAAAAY my left hand ISSS touching my face

  • @Robertphoebe No it's touching something else

  • @Robertphoebe How the hell did you do that!?

  • @Robertphoebe HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT YOU WITCH

  • @Robertphoebe lolol i did!! kinda freaky dude.

  • @Robertphoebe In the form of a facepalm, yes.

  • @Robertphoebe does ripping your eyes off count? then yes I gave you thumbs up

  • @Robertphoebe AND MY RIGHT KNEE BITCH

  • @bioniclefighter09 suck my dick ,lil faggot

  • @Robertphoebe it was a joke retard :|

  • oh god..............

  • As they say in Portugal "Ew"

  • @LoyaltySucks why Portugal? doesn't make sense.

  • O_O

    o_O

    O_o

    o_o

  • me: "hmm...this thumbnail is too small to see..." *clicks on thumbnail*

    me: "OHMAIGAUD!"

  • get her back to the chocolate factory!

  • thats Shakira if she waz hanging out with Britney Spears

  • i see no fail

  • Hey

    She's stupid,ugly,sucks at singing and looks like a whore

    Successful impersonation to me

  • @adventururer are you crazy? Shakira is beautiful and talented :D

  • omg she's so fucking sexy

  • SO DID SHE WIN ???

  • Press 3 and 4 for a good beat :)

  • African God said: I want a refund for the human sacrifice

  • 0:24 "Feed your ass" XD

  • x factor in colombia!! yeah!! jajajaj but there are more funny auditions this :/

  • I love how the comments at the end of the video are like, half a second long.

  • This is explained in three words.What...The...Fuck...

  • LoL!! Gross and what in the world were they thinking?? Some people have no concept on their own reality. SMH.

  • is that a man or a women im confused lol

  • LADY GAGA The Early Years....

  • She looks like Gypsy version of Shakira.

  • ._.

  • "I AM PREGNANT" 

  • is she pregnent

  • ô.ô

  • seriously? you don't get the "eye bleach win" part?! If you don't want to rinse your eyes out with bleach after watching her dry hump the air the last six seconds you need to find a date...

  • How did I get here?

  • O_o

    

  • well, now imagine that while she's masturbating LOL

  • A gallon of whiskey couldn't make...IT look like shakira.

  • boner achieved! :P

  • Oh her hips are lying alright, lying down!

  • press 3 for hump win

    

  • Was that a man?

  • pig voise at 0:36 lmao

  • WIN

  • That's something a tranny would wear! ;)

  • Cameraman cracking up WIN

  • this old hag is pretty more talented... and hotter than the real shakira

  • Ay ay ay *judges start to giggle*

  • eye eye eye

  • Wild Jinx appears. and apparently made everyone scared

  • this is certainly..... disturbing O_O

  • 0:51 is missing

  • Does anyone else thinks this looks like Jinx from pokemon

  • WHERE'S MY KILLSTREAK!?

  • he killed it or was it a she?

  • WTF is wrong with it?? -The Sis-

  • Her stomach is saying "I wanna dance to".......wait that is a her right?

  • im scared

  • MY EARS!!!!

  • KILL IT WITH FIRE

  • 0:21 Judge - '' WTF is this shit suposed to be ? Shakira ? ''

    0:23 2nd Judge - '' NO! wait i think i see it...''

  • RELEASE THE HELL HOUNDS

  • last time i checked it was called x factor not el factor

  • i think it's more "fake female orgasm win"

  • mom??????????????

  • j

    iggle jiggle jiggle

  • JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

    eso es una interpretacion de shakira???

    ja-ja-ja

    no mms, esta todo con la wasanga papaloteando y el wampiro, no mms

    deberia de hacer un poco de baile reductivo XD

  • Co za asy!

  • This is just wrong

  • KILL IT WITH FIRE

  • i thought i bleach would be seamen related

  • thats just wrong

  • ur little sheep was eaten by that fat nigga shakira..

  • Better than Bieber

  • Wtf

  • Well, he is actually better than Shakira.

  • was it a guy or girl?

  • i didnt think it was that bad

  • @marochima12 That is a completely appropriate response to this video. XD

  • ಠ_ಠ

  • i think he had some kind of seizure

  • hahahaha..what the hell she 's thinking

  • @HaRuHi1150 was a she?...

  • O

    M

    F

    G

    i need therapy D:

  • argh its in spanish :P mah native lenguage

    

  • And that's how whales have orgasms.

  • smeagol : "IT BURNS US, TAKE IT AWAY!!!!!"

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaha how hilarius hahahahahahahaha not even in his best dreams he get close to shakira hahahahahahahaha

  • is that a man?

  • what the holy sweet mother of Fran Tarkenton is that

  • Thumbnail = Orangutan

  • ay ay ay.... sudden orgasm win

  • WTF? I'VE SEEN PENCIL CASES SEXIER THAN HER!

  • Aye, aye, aye... She's having a seizure!

  • sorry im not familiar with internet phrases, but what does "eye bleach win" mean and which part is it?

  • @bnkrmike29 Eye bleach is a term used when people want to forget something horrifiying or disgusting. Case in point...Fat Lady pretending to be Shakira.

  • @bnkrmike29 eye bleach woad mean its so disgusting to watch that its like pouring bleach into your eyes it litterly hurts :D

  • @bnkrmike29 by eye beach the mean that it will blind you cause eye bleach blinds you!!!

  • @bnkrmike29 eye bleach is when u seee somethin terrible and u need soemthing to clean your eyes... hense the eye bleach

  • @bnkrmike29 Because she's on the floor growning as if it's sexual it's an image that damages ones eyes so one would have to pour bleach in their own eyes to be rid of that mental image.

  • @bnkrmike29 I assume it means the woman is so ugly you'd want to use bleach to clear the image fomr your head of her forever; 'win' is like the opposite of something failing; so 'eye bleach' - clean visual memory, 'win' as in this is really the case for eye bleach

  • @bnkrmike29 Googled it: "Eye bleach!" is the commonly heard call when you've viewed something so hideous, so terrible that you can only hope to sterilize your eyeballs.

  • @bnkrmike29 It's what you'll want to reach for after seeing the aforementioned crime against decency.

  • Could I get this on iTunes?

  • hey look! shes playing dead :D

  • Wut the fuck.

  • Judge loses control@ 0:37

  • Ay Ay!!! hahaha cabron pato!!!

  • press 4 many times, she will say "Fuck Off!"

  • AHHHH

    

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  • those hips did lie

  • WATHA WATHA hell was that?

  • 0:33 ayyyee ayyye was she touchin herself.... how dare the judges laugh at her.. you dont laugh at a manatee or you die

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  • Lucky that HER breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them - with mountains!

  • beached whale win

  • she is good!

  • wait, that wasnt shakira?

  • @mindddfuk XD

  • She looks and sounds just like my Spanish teacher O_O

  • thats shakira before Plastic surgery

  • >_> que vergüenza!

    Pero que risa jajaja! :-D

  • @myaroxs lol

  • OMG LOL EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE

  • EYE---EYE---EYE---NOSE

  • ROFL AT THE END IYE IYE IYE.....ORGAZIM?

  • THERE'S JUST NO COMMENT LEFT IN ME, TO EXPRESS THE MAGNITUDE OF FAIL.

  • The female judge looked like she saw a ghost.