Jeff Dunham - Arguing with Myself - Peanut

[kgurl1011]

me: your an ass *bleep*

person: ass what?

me: no its a bad word i can't repeat it!

person: whisper it then

me: *whispers* hole

[Lynn1355]

moo

[missy18303]

How about now oh yah

[Th3B4d455D4rkn355]

lmao "what if someone here has a lazy eye" "ill confuse em here i am"

[xBMXxMOBx]

00:43 NNNRRROOOWWW

[xBMXxMOBx]

00:30 IS BEAST

[xBMXxMOBx]

here i am HERE HERE NO HERE

[BrandonTheGamer2011]

I have a lazy eye...

[beaudora1]

@BrandonTheGamer2011 then ill confuse you! im here! here! here! here!

[kortney6556]

Lol ... focas you f***** retard!

[TheElmolover981]

hahah....he bites his face!!



[XXBASSOON1STXX]

he stares into your soooooooul!!!

[CrAzii4CooKiE]

When i saw 0:30 i couldnt stop laughing for crap xD

[RandomxPosterxGirl]

lol

[Flamester013]

why is peanut always trying to eats Jeff's face? XD

[koopateen008]

NEEEEYOWWWWW!



[takeoverbeib]

i just love these videos, truly love it

[Ssagar101213]

31 people have lazy eyes

[MegaMissHayley]

this video has dislikes...?????? they must be trying to be funny!!!!

[TheGamerBrain]

n case use my button on the keyboard, dont worry ts just my lazy... the thng never works.

[lowlyglobe520]

:( :)

I have a lazy i

[Freezingred2]

0:29-0:32

[SuperNumber1fredfan]

He is actually getting himself annoyed if you think about it

[dirtbikefreak77]

why would they block the hole part in asshole?

[zombeymonkeys]

having a down day, WATCH JEFF

[samfae155]

peanut rocks!



[inezraharjo]

at 0:10 jeff is suppose to use his own voice when saying "what" but somehow for me it sounds more like peanut's voice..haha

[spritrain180]

i have a lazy eye * put's on epic sad face*

[lucidies]

NEEEEOOOOW!

[liveyrox123]

Blazbluelike1. If i were you i would be sayin that to that evan.... Whats his face, BINGO er... Th-THE GUY BELOW THE PERSON U WERE TALKING TO!!!!!!!!

Peanut is awesome u racist bastard!!!!

[Blazbluelike1]

IamMsDance You should shut up, at least peanut has more common sense than you.

[IamMsDance]

@Blazbluelike1 what do u mean by that its just an opinion of the charecter gosh and u thought i had no common sence

[IamMsDance]

Peanut your awsome, that eye or that eye

[evanlamarche]

peanut sucks

[GetOwnedLoser]

@evanlamarche ur fat.......

[MixedKitten]

i act like that all the time ( i have ADHD)

[TheErinandEmily]

peanut rules

[AngelBug109]

Peanut has ADHD haha I love him and walter

[GIRFAN0604]

peanut is the best once u go purple u never go back XD

[sdaughtry8]

penut is so funny

fix my eyes asshole

[SuperChimchar03]

Fix my Eyes *******

[Mcano4428]

@gglennwill that doesn't really work u dumb ass

[levi12301]

thumbs up if u have a lazy eye. ;)

[lazy4295]

@levi12301 Right here =P

[jonboym231]

can u fell me now

[MrGAMERBOY98]

Ill Confuse em Here i am here, here, here XD

[ABIEL5050]

sa na ta an na

[ShadowTail41]

Lol i just looooove how it bleeps off "hole" instead of "ass"

[izy227]

31 people have crappy phone service.

[RckrChk15]

Do you know what cell phone sex is? "CAN YOU FEEL ME NOW? CAN YOU FEEEL MEE NOOOWWW??"

[IttyBittyKitty147]

my fav part is when peanut bites jeff lawl!!!!!

[bettyam1]

this vid is not 4 kiddsss



[truehealthyproducts]

Nice videos this you tube world just gets bigger every day! When you have time come visit my channel!

[girlrock250297]

ive got a lazy eye but i still find this funny XDD

[MyK010401]

press 9 over and over!!!

[MyK010401]

it's epic how they don't bleep mouths for ventriloquists!

[010helena]

Press 2 over and over again LOL

[SuperChivita99]

u fucked up goth girl FUCK U BITCH

[summerluvr713]

FOCUS U MORON!!!

hahahhahahahaha. love him. even though I have lazy eye.

[MissSunshine1281]

fix my eyes as**le xD

[schultzdani]

This made my dad... I needed a laugh.

[queensam89]

i kept saying what the f*** Peanut!!!! But u gotta love him

[Tinmanpants]

It mad LMFAO!!! Love Peanut!

[TnKHoRiizoN]

HAHA ME AND MY LITTLE SISTER LOVE PENUT

[Fwanco]

at 1:01, he said FIX MY EYES ASSHOLE but the the beep came out late and went like this: FIX MY EYES ASS(*BEEP*) lol fail???

[XBamBamX420]

@Fwanco Thats how it always is. They always put the beep after ass, I dont know why. That is weird. Hmm :)

[MrAlabamaSummer]

at 0:10 he moved his mouth tooooo much for a profi like him...i'm right?

[rockengellygirl]

I love to MEET Jeff and just have a conversation with him for a while

[Division121]

peanut is my fav hahahaha



[SonicTeamRCT3]

the other end of the conversation!

[metroidsax1]

This had me in stiches, all videos are better when the beeps (for sewaring) are added in

[chezkilla99]

@MackenzieStreeter094 ass means donkey but when you put ass and hole together it's a swear

[MackenzieStreeter094]

i never understood that. when Peanut said Ass Hole, they bleeped out the word hole but not the word ass. wtf is up with that? please answer my question! i seriously dont know why that is! D:

[Redarthas]

What a piece a sh*t!!

[Gothgirl4000]

At the lazy eye part if you listen you can here a baby laffing..................………

[LeetCrafter]

@Gothgirl4000, It's Justin Bieber! RUUUUNNN!!!

[LissiKinz]

@LeetCrafter OMG Y WOULD U RUN lol I'd 'trip'

[natalie213ify]

@LeetCrafter WTFUKK!?

[chorley250894]

@LeetCrafter HAHAHAHA NOOOOOOOOOO!

[MaxandAgumon]

@LeetCrafter ah shit. quick trip the fan girls! they'll be the perfect distraction!

[zombeymonkeys]

@LeetCrafter justin beiber isnt this funny id say babba jay looks more like justin beiber

[Blondie1256]

dude i have a lazzy eye and 

[SMiL3YEMZii]

i feel really ill, but watching this has cheered me upppp!!:D

[ubermonkey120]

@SMiL3YEMZii I hope you die

[SMiL3YEMZii]

@ubermonkey120

i HOPE you do to.

[greenday2themax]

''What if somone here has a lazy eye??'' ''I'll confuse 'em! I'm here, here, here!''

LMFAO! I love Peanut so much!!!

[Cookiejr9121]

wat if sum1 here has a lazy eye.....ILL CONFUSE HIM LMAO

[cami123bc]

It's not as funny with the filter

[furball6488]

myfriend has a lazy eye, its pretty amusing

[Cookiejr9121]

@furball6488 same

[frankydoodle18]

omfg this is awsome XD

[DeathByWolfy]

If I watched this every day of my life..I would be so freaking happy...Thumbs up if this video made your day X)

[chase1146]

whats with the bleeps

[lovepuppy8077]

@chase1146 it's the swearing

[ankitpande86]

gud...........................­......

[ankitpande86]

gud

[XxAllenx]

"what if someone has an lazy eye?" "i'll confuse them! here i am no here i am!" XD Lol

[GlitcherNoobOfUYA]

WHAAAAA-AAT!?! ::DDDDD

[dan10k12]

29 people have a lazy eye

[peanutbutterfan98]

@dan10k12 wat?

[dan10k12]

@peanutbutterfan98 the people that disliked the video all have a lazy eye

[peanutbutterfan98]

@peanutbutterfan98 o that makes sense, i wonder how many peeple who watch this aren't bothered my how he hates toyota and own one!

[kenney90210]

try listening this while your high as fuck. im so fucking high you need to watch this while your high

[Lacy017]

where is his other shoe?

[crusader5673]

@Lacy017 he never had another shoe. he found that one. (reference: a show done years beforehand)

[AgentCraig358]

There are parts where Jeff forget to return to his original voice when he had to say something.

[TheSanta123qw]

funny

[whatnowsmcp]

play 30 over and over.

[jewface6]

I love how at 1:02 they bleep out the asshole but only get the second half.

[MackenzieStreeter094]

@jewface6 they bleep out hole but not ass...they do that A LOT in sout park...just sayin

[sinnoh2014]

cell phone sex is sexting

[acdancer0215]

@sinnoh2014

Only if your texting them sexually. If your talking to them on the phone then it is cell phone sex. ;D

[JohnnieKirkegaard94]

jeff: what if someone here has a lazy eye

peanut: ill confuse them

here i am here here :D i love peanut hes to cool

[2crazypop]

love dis show lol

[LittleReshef]

on 1:02, the beep is heard on the wrong place. On the hole, not the ass.

[TheToa67]

LOL 0:31.

[pusy18]

Peanut is so funy and cute!!!!

[stephanieellen1]

i love at some points it was obvious that jeff was speaking but it wasSO cute!

[kristy6671]

love peanut

[quiconico]

peanut is a little gay i think

[franfan52]

they beeped too late cuz it went fix my eyes ass *beep*

[krissyrox98]

@franfan52 lol i know right alot of people do that now its like wow i didnt know hole was a cuss word

[franfan52]

@krissyrox98 lol yea 

[92997sarah]

omg i started losing my breath in the beginning of the video! I love you Jef fa-fa!

[Darkangel22378]

LOL! do u know what cell phone sex is? no. can u feel me now? now?

[smjwood3]

should I be looking at that eye or THAT eye???!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!

[esmedaisy]

love it.

[XcadbaneX101]

when he censores ass hole, why does it beep 'hole', but not ass?

[franfan52]

@XcadbaneX101 lol idk i guess they were too late?

[XcadbaneX101]

@franfan52 probably. lol

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

"Huh-huh!"

"Stop it!"

[Croatianbamos]

haha



[aw4391]

when I was really young he came to our school and did stand up

[billyman1012]

do you know what phone sex? No... Can you feel me now?! lol!!!

[TheJesseVideos63]

peanut is so funny

[GeopGamer]

Too many chicks saying Peanut is "cute" O.o

I just say he's funny as hell ^.^

[solexes87]

funny as hell

[cuttiepiiee]

i have a azy eye and im not offended

[appaloosa908]

Is peanut a boy or a girl? D:

[franfan52]

@appaloosa908 lol i think hes a boy

[MsSadiem]

@appaloosa908 peanut is a dude but what is the point of him having big red lips

[rocknrose8]

I love how he say 'whaaat'

[reyesh915]

@rocknrose8 omg mee tooo

[BareHandzZ]

1:02 they bleep out hole but not ass lol

[SuperHerbert12]

@BareHandzZ i know right STUPID!

[Somansoul]

I have a Lazy eye and im not offended XD

[Darkangel22378]

@Somansoul probs cuz u know its jss a joke but it is funny as hell isnt it

[trollsrawsome]

i think peanut is a puppet makeing un of little kid puppet shoes

[uiufizzy]

can u feel me know how bout now xD

[CrazyBruno321]

OMG funniest crap ever!!!!!!!!!

[iluvearth99]

i dont like this vid-MY MOM HAS LAZY I!!!!! D:<

[franfan52]

@iluvearth99 it was just a joke, he didnt mean it

[faithoverall]

omg l i luv u jeff and peanut

[cuttiepiiee]

0:30 SOOOOOO FUNYYYYY

[SuperFantasticDude]

@cuttiepiiee I pissed myself at that part also xD

[WBLJDB]

peanut rox

[edward00110]

i like the vidieo where penuts hair falls off XD .

[Fireeaglesteel]

@edward00110 dude thats melvin the supr hero

[garranto]

@Fireeaglesteel no dude theres a "blooper vid" i guess where peanuts hair actually falls off melvin wasn't introduced in arguing with myself

[Goregeous100]

Jeff Dunham, you HAVE to come to Alberta, Canada. I wanna see you LIVE IN SHOW!

[MyLyricsIsFly]

PEANUT ROX

[MyLyricsIsFly]

PEANUT ROX

[simmess100]

"WHATA PIS OF SHIT" hahahahahahahahahahahaha XD !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xXNJJXx]

"Forcus you moron!" LOL! that made me laugh!

[sajee232]

come to toronto,ontario,Canada!

[tamarinda334]

OMG you have to come to canada new brunswick your a hit here,let me know,i'm sure you heard if mincton but come to a small town "damn your going to make a killing",i let a few frinds watch pisces of you vid bow they want to see you LIVE D

[mrgman1338]

hahaha neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew peanut is HILARIOUS

[CRAZYM3X1CAN1]

How come youdo not post the entire part of "Arguing with Myself?"

[TheLanydx]

I know your pain Pnut.

[PIPHANSDK]

"what a piese of *beep*"

"fix my eyes u ass*beep*" XD

[Groongers]

This is the most eccentric peaunt aviable on the planet!