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  • Fuck France

  • Fuck France.

  • spanish saved a french girl ...they attacked a french vessel and killed one french : /

  • Throw into the sea Somali pirates!

  • ahahhahahhahhahahh French haahahahahhahah :'( oh my Stomic :'t hahahahahahah French oh jesus christ :'( hahahaha

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  • SacreMutha******Bleu!!

    

  • Now these apes are somewhere in Europe making 15 kids , having welfare and plotting new bomb attacks.

  • Ha. That makes me laugh. The French have won more wars than USA and Canada. Ha what wars are they. Ha. Please remind me. You ain't beat the British. The Vietnamese kicked your ass in the 1950 s. Germany twice. Now please remind me as I'm confused. Unless its some of your African colonial wars. You can't count them. Ha.

  • @donga1998

    Really ? 15 major war happened between France and England/Britain , France won 11 of it and england just 4...

  • @ daftever In fairness, the Somali Pirates weren't really being morons. What with all the guns and uniforms, the French probably did look like the military. From a distance, like.

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  • Being captured by the FRENCH?

    Now THAT is embarrassing!

  • @Phedrus1975 the awkward moment when you act like a moron and you don't know it...

  • let the pirates go on "the plank"

  • should just sink their damn pirate asses and leave them to the sharks

  • "bullshit"...

  • Hey guys, i'm french and some of your commentaries hurts me : don't you remember each 4th of July (independence day) what French kingdom did for you? Don't you remember Lafayette and Rochambeau? And don't you remember we are friendly people and who built and had given to you the statue of liberty? Then please give us some respect and stop your bulldhits!

  • lol at all stupid rednecks commenting over here....FRENCH HAS WON MORE WARS THAN USA+CANADA TOGHETHER YOU STUPID FAGS

  • french? Are u sure? I would have expected the french just to piss in their pants and scream for help like the coward fucking bitches they are!

  • so pirates really do exist? WTF... i thought they were fake! OMG

  • @123norniron lol and what you have done this 50 last years subhuman garbage ? korea, vietnam, afghanistan, irak, cuba look at you disgracious worthless piece of shit you chain the massive faillure

    @mimilo131 i definitely not call you for attack irak m8 you run like a fucking dog claiming his bowl what is the pride to be american? attack with a high tech weapon and ...'surrender" aigains ppl with ligh weapon? you re flag is full of shit

  • KILL FUCKN SOMALIS ALL

  • OMG THE FRENCH ACTUALLY DONE SOMETHING, ITS A MIRACLE

  • FAKE ! French would surrender at the sight of pirates and call US navy for help.

  • Make those shit-brown motherfukkers walk the plank

  • How long untill the french surrender?

  • How embarrassing for those poor africans to be captured by the froggies.

    

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  • To hear English, use your left speaker/earphone alone.

    To hear "ALIEN" use your right speaker/earphone alone.

    To prevent understanding anything, use them both or use nothing.

  • @delaracarl Yea, stereo sucks sometimes.

  • kick the sand niggers over board

  • How can tell this pirates that they are hungry when they spend lot of money on ships and guns?

  • @MrPeterkyjovsky A lot of money? They don't have a lot of money, do you know how easy it is to get a cheap gun in Africa? That's why there are so many civil wars, everyone has got a gun.

  • @epk1942 ben rien comparer au russe la methode

  • @epk1942 yes iam french and stupid politic !! little dick no shoot the somalien people pfff stupid

  • this is only happening because the somali govt has failed its people. there is no trade, no hope for somalis, so they are resorting to lucrative piracy along the coast of africa.

  • @LordKaisen < Lots of poor Muslims nationalists go to Middle East to work. Piracy is just an excuse to make more money.

    No different than a bank robber who is unemployed and decides to do the crime. Too bad - kill them; this planet has too many criminals already.

    Besides, these people cut clitoris off baby girls; they support AL-queda also.

  • America should pull all soldiers out of Iraq and Afghanistan and put about 10,000 in Somilia to get rid of these stupid fucking pirates. Honestly.

  • @Cozmolyne Who do you think are the real pirates? The somalians defending SOMALIA's coast, or the international fleets invading somalia's coast?

    If an international fishing boats started exploiting and cargo ships started to dumb toxical waste on America's coast, they would be repelled, and the americans wouldn't be called "pirates"

    It's all based on who's side the media is on

  • @lcg3092

    Yes, which is why these pirates have been stealing ships and causing trouble before the international fleets invaded Somalia's coast, rights? They're not defending anything accept their ability to make money off stolen shit.

  • @Cozmolyne This is y the population support these pirates, they may be in it for the money, but they are protecting the coast, wich before was unprotected and looted by international fleets

    Y do you think the fisherman started using their boats to raid? Because there was no more fish for them, with the amount of predatory fishing beeing made by mainly european and asian ships...

    If some1 starts a crop in your garden, you have every right to take it,especialy if its harming your way of life

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  • @Cozmolyne Something you didn't get, the time line is like this:

    First, international fishing ships ravages the coasts water life, and cargo ships dump toxic waste, since there is no goverment to protect or protest it

    Then, the "piracy" begins against those ships

    But like any other lucrative operation, some of these pirates extended their operations beyond Somalia coasts, those i agree should be repreended...

    Just wished ONU had speaked up about Somalia's coast abuse b4 all this happened

  • Destroy Somali pirates!

  • @Qcumber no, drag them down the street.

  • Just shoot em ffs!

  • I heard the first two french battleships they sent in surrendered to pirates in the speedboat. As did the rescue squadron of french fighter pilots.

  • @aztecguide01 never heard of the french foreign legion? or the fact that at one point the french ruled europe? im german and still have to admit that the french are a strong fighting people, only in ww2 where they overrun by another army. in ww1 they stood their ground, against german-austrian forces.

  • spanish soldiers saved / a french girl ...ship "castilla" the other week

  • Russians guys and American patriots out here are so stupid. Those people were forced into piratery because Mega-Fishing boats from Europe or Japan are taking all the fish, leaving those poor guys literally starving to death. For info, because you retards can't picture anything out of your bloody country, Somalia is the 3rd poorest country in the world.

    So, yeah, you can think that killing them is the solution.... That just prove how stupid you are.

  • @CamcamMoussa no offence buddy you have it all wrong, firstly i do not believe killing them is the solution because they are human beings BUT for your information they choose to kill completely innocent civilians who happen to be on the water and steal all their things, they should be harshly punished for such actions, oh and pirates are not forced into piracy because they are starving to death but because they choose to murder for goods being transported which is rarely food.

  • @Tankema123

    Pls let me strongly disagree with you my friend... Somalia has always been in shit... Why? Because pirates know way too well that nobody will ever help there people from murders rape etc... Why ? just because nothing is to take from there. Somalia is just THE MAFIA of Africa ... No need to send food... they controle it too to re-sale it for more ammo. The army is just patroling to keep what is valuable in safe hands .

    Somalia is just doomed mate, it is what it is ... get over it...

  • @billmalta1 wait i strongly agree with you there that somalia has always been in shit and all that, but everything you said i never went against in my comment? i never said to send food i was just saying that the other guy was wrong about being forced into piracy and that killing them isn't a solution?

  • @Tankema123

    Damn you re right LOL i guess i was just geting tierd last night :o)

    Fighting against my own team LOL

    I apologize for my stupidity :os

  • @billmalta1 haha thats cool we all have our moments!

  • they're doing piratry cause they can't live in somalia and we spend billion to protect our boat while we'd better help somalia to grow and live from it's own ressource !

  • @petranellachia its called justice douche bag. and its better to have a pirate in jail.... rather than dead.. if their are dead they are not being punished.

  • ‎"There's no nation, no democracy which can write its own History without acknowledging a debt or a direct influence to France" - Theodore Zeldin. "There have been 53 major wars in Europe. France had been a belligerent in 49 of them. In 185 battles that France had fought over the past 800 years, their armies had won 132 times, lost 43 times and drawn only 10, giving the French military the best record of any country in world." - BBC History

  • @Th0m75 yes. you are right. france knows how to push her nose to every little hole in the world. they just cant let people freedom with their wars.

    and do be so prowed in france battles in the world in order to gain more teritory, money, world respect and such.

    every war wich is not self defence, doesnt worth it.

  • IT IS ILLEGAL THIS IS INTERNATIONAL WATERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SS

    (joke)

  • wow did french give them asylum at the end ? xD

  • but lets move to present day shall we? they are the third, yes the number three military in he world... screwing with France these days is widely considered a BAD plan... and if I remember my history of our country right we had lots of assistance from France in our own war of independence... France is our friend... be polite..

  • I would have let them go , no boat no life jackets just swim with the sharks.

  • @emerald640 yah old navy tradition love it

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  • @emerald640 They used to execute pirates in the old days which seemed to work........might be worth revisiting

  • The French have been kicking these fucktards asses since the Algerian war.

  • Somalis are not pirates , they protecting illegal fishing from Asia and Europe countries And africa , So stop to say they pirates .

  • and the reason for the crimes and instability in somalia? exactly. another fuckup by the oh so great us military...

  • @Stuckinthemuck1 - Dumb American fuck FRENCH refused to go and kill defenseless IRAQI people.

    Fucktard , where was your MIGHTY USA army  when Russia bombed your ass licker country GRUZIA aug. 2008 ha ??? American project was bombed.

  • @MsArzens yes but in the big one, i.e WW2, they surrendered like the cheese eating monkeys they are

  • a thousand kms DAMN !!

  • @iBaNezRG95 and considering we have had to help and or save pretty much every countrys ass and have never lost a war with another country to date i would stop bashing our war history...last time i checked usa fucked everyone up that dared mess with them...not that anyone really wins a war imo. i think pretty much everyone kinda looses in that situation. but thats just me

  • @forsakenworlddragons * cough* Viet * cough * Nam!

  • @iBaNezRG95 my mistake 1. point is u cant even compare our track records at all. so its better to just keep shut and not even bother feeding the trolls. if people like you didn't get so defensive then they would have no reason to make jokes about u :P

  • @iBaNezRG95 LOL your using Vietnam as your reason???? Vietnam free themselves from the French too u know, US still has a lot more victories than losses as for the French..............LOL

  • @iBaNezRG95 lmfao..gorillas.... im not talking about the animal i am talking about how these cowards hide in the city underneath civilians to protect themselves and are in their own territory and using it to a advantage against us...and everyone has jokes about usa 2 but dont see me crying and cussing people out about it so chill. and as i said the war against the people in the country we where against is and has gone very good had we be against the whole country we woulda just bombed it an left

  • sick racists get some info b4talkin like this

  • Stupid Niggers Are useless they should blow the whole damn country up that would end the piracy

  • im a butt pirate arrrrrrrggggg

  • Why is Jack Sparr... (I never saw a film by him) everybodies Darling?

    These real pirates have not another choice!!!

  • I sail thousands of miles off the coast of Canada in a cardboard boat loaded with weapons to pass the day... -.-

  • Are you absolutely sure the french weren't surrendering to the pirates?

  • these somalis bastards are well trained pirates by birth from their  mom's ugly pusy

  • @MrMetalhamer1 : this comment is write by an idiot training to idioty from his mom ugly pussy.

  • @oragoun  what do u mean by ur comments?? are u an idiot training to idioty from ur mom ugly pussy?

  • They should have killed these fucker , They just made money by Killing or hostages innocent people...More recently they got $ 2.1 Million from Pakistan to realse 4 Pakistani People.

  • What happened to walk the plank??

  • you guys should have killed them all

  • lol, "welcoming committee" :D

  • @misterboneri verdad

  • Pirates are noting but sea muggers. What will be your reaction if someone tris to mug you

  • I keep wondering if the Spanish, or the Japanese, or the Russian super-fishing fleets just sailed in a while ago, and wiped out Somalia's fishing industry. This would have become a life and death matter for many Somalis, so I suppose they may feel like they have little to lose by becoming pirates.

  • Imagine Johny Depp being a somalian Pirate

  • A row boat! Finally something the French can defeat!

  • @Stuckinthemuck1 XD hahahahhaa

  • @Stuckinthemuck1 they also defeated the british in 1781, saving yours ancestors asses by the way...

  • @Stuckinthemuck1 The French have a pretty bad ass military. Their Navy and Air Force are very modern. I think they have learned from their mistakes of the past.

  • @Stuckinthemuck1 They didn't say that the French have the 6th biggest navy and 5th or 4th most powerful navy (depending on what you say is "power"). +5 airforce, 4-6th best army in the world.

    Armies In WW2:

    1st US

    2nd Nazi

    3rd Russians

    4th UK

    5th France

  • @JScivlancer You ever handled or studied the history of French made firearms? Some of the most unreliable junk ever made. Seriously. And the French got occupied in WW2. How does that make them the 5th greatest? I wouldn't classify them as great at all. More like owned.

  • @Stuckinthemuck1 who do you have above the French in WW2!? Austria? destroyed. Italy? got firearms from Germany.

    Made some of the most unreliable wepons? I don't know. but the training and the spirit make a soldier. If you know how to use a weapon, you can be deadly with a butter knife if you know where to hit.

  • @Stuckinthemuck1 Without french help, you yanks would have lost the revolution. They sent a fuckload of troops to help you ungrateful, uncivilized monkeys.

  • @BytheBeardofYmir You caused the bloody revolution, without the french, the americans wouldn't have even thought about attacking the British Empire, the US would have been ours still, but hey, the past is the past

  • @BytheBeardofYmir Uh they mainly sent generals and veterans to train soldiers for the american colonies. Then they promised large amounts of money that didn't really end up coming. Finally when they saw the revolution turning in the favor of the United States they sent troops which intimidated the British into finally surrendering the colonies to individual rule. So... i don't see how we would have definitively lost without them.

  • @BytheBeardofYmir Uncivilized monkeys?  Come on. That is a rather uncivilized remark. Shows the stereotypical attitude of arrogant Europeans.

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  • @Stuckinthemuck1 you are an idiot, remember what France went through in WW2

  • @ioug1 That's my point. They are the notorious conquerees.

  • @Stuckinthemuck1 Hey, first go and defeat the fucking taleban, before coming here and insulting France. U.S is 200y/o country, and it's war history cannot be even compared to France's.

  • @iBaNezRG95 I'm pretty sure it was just a sarcastic joke lol offensive as it was however people need to chill lol and whats the assistance we are giving to another country have to do with anything. we have already gotten our revenge and killed the ones who attacked us. so now we are bad because we are being cautious to kill civilians in gorilla territory as that's where the Taliban like to hide, we are simply taking our time there and being efficient to minimize casualties. so chill lol

  • @forsakenworlddragons First of all, there are no gorillas in Afghanistan, they live in a jungle. And secondly I am pretty fucking tired of those French jokes. Especially from Americans. The fact that France had to surrender against the Germans seems to be so funny, but still you couldnt even beat a little backwarded communist country, and I think you know which. Frances war history is facinating and great, so fuck those fucking pointless jokes.

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  • @iBaNezRG95 You're right. I personally find the French military history to be fascinating. Where else can you find tanks that have 1 gear forward and 4 in reverse?

  • @forsakenworlddragons Removing comments, huh?

  • @Stuckinthemuck1 some americans like you really love to show themselves as brainless i see.

    No wonder why the entire worlds laugh at you people every fuckin day. get some clue before talking.

  • @daftever while that is a correct statement on people here loving to show their ignorance. to make a more compelling argument it would help you to use proper language of the person you are trying to insult. secondly morons are in every country as well as yours so to say that one country is ignorant is ignorance on your part as i am sure there are many ignorant people in all stretches of the world. and these ignorant people do not speak for everyone of a given country....enough said lol

  • @Stuckinthemuck1 Ignorant redneck fucktard, USA wouldn't exist if it hadn't been for the french army

  • @niksarass And vice-versa. ;)

  • @calvinmonkey "And vice-versa. ;)"

    No. Maybe you should check your history books for those concepts; Vichy France, Free french forces, Resistance.

    France and french existed before, DURING, and after WW2.

    France would still exist even if the nazis had won. It would just have been "pro-nazi" France. The "united states of america" wouldn't if they had lost against english.

    It would be instead the "british commonwealth of america". The term "USA" wouldnt mean anything today. ;)

  • @niksarass Cool story, you helped us out 300 years ago before you even had your revolution, and we reclaimed the majority of your land for you 65 years ago when you gave up and surrendered. We lost hundreds of thousands of lives saving you (twice as many as you did), you probably lost less than a quarter of that helping us out in our revolution. Oh yea and your welcome for backing you during the whole vietnam crisis, faggot.

  • @calvinmonkey We didnt "help you out". We fucking SAVED YOUR FAT ASSES

    Your ungrateful country wouldn't exist without us. Mine would still exist without you.

    Canada & Australia have much more respect toward us even though they have no debt toward us.

    You are the only british colony that got saved with so much french help that France was in deep shit during 30 years.

    More french soldiers than colonials at yorktown

    Sorry to hurt your feelings you retarded keyboard goober smoocher warrior

  • @niksarass Someone's a little mad they're not the superpower they were 200 years ago. That's okay, I'm still #1.

    You didn't "Help" us out because you wanted us to succeed, our idealism was against everything you stood for at the time. The only reason you helped us was because you were attempting to weaken the British and have revenge for your failures in past wars with them.

  • @calvinmonkey Yeah because the USA helped us against nazi invasion? Because USA helped us during battle of France? Because USA late intervention (1944) aim wasn't selfish, saving France but not prevent Staline communism to take over europe? LOL

    Even USA supposed best friend (Churchill) got cowardly forgotten by roosevelt in 1941 battle of britain.

    USA altruistic aim was probably saving France as a debt for what happened in 1780? when actually stopped paying the debt since 1790?

    lol ignorant

  • @niksarass 1780 France =/= 1800-Modern-day France, we didn't owe you shit. We might as well just have skipped you if you weren't in the way of Germany, since apparently you sucked Hitler's dick and got a pro-nazi puppet state out of it.

  • @calvinmonkey I agree with that however as i said to your fuck buddy we FIRST should have let your wives suck english cocks forever like that you wouldn't:

    1: Exist

    2: Make useless wars

    3: Be hated everywhere

    4: Insult us

    5:Make yourself a hero of WW2 when you cowardly sit and waited for europe to auto-destruct=> become 1st power

    Most people would be more nowadays, seeing how much the world hates USA, fucktard

  • @niksarass The only thing I have to take out of that statement: We are still #1. Everything you do is fucking American, the computer you're on, the TV you watch, the website you're QQing on right now.

    Keep on talking 'bout how you helped us out 300 years ago, and we'll keep on being number one, bro.

  • @calvinmonkey Look i said France was number 1 or n° 5 or number whatever you dumbass?

    If only you had some brains you would see that some retarded and uncultured guy insulted the french so i made him notice that his country wouldn't exist without the french, ok einstein?

    Or is it too difficult to understand who began unfairly insulting who you smartass?

    So go masturbate yourself about being number 1 i couldn't care less. And not to be mean but in 50 years you wont be anymore, just sayin "BRO"

  • @niksarass Also, learn2speak english, I can't understand you anymore.

  • @calvinmonkey By the way, so much for being "number 1" that i went on wikipedia to check numbers.

    Guess what? The CIA world fact book 2010 classifies UE above USA.

    So actually looks like you are not number 1 anymore you smartass

    OUCH

  • @niksarass

    GDP of UK : $2.1 Trillion

    GDP of France : $2.6 Trillion

    GDP of United States : $14.1 Trillion

    Because Wikipedia is a good source for information. Lol'd

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  • @niksarass You're using Wikipedia, I'm using the World Bank as a resource.. Also the EU GDP is a combination of multiple nations, so yes, all of Europe is more powerful then the US.

  • @calvinmonkey If i must learn to speak, you should learn to read. I said my source was the CIA world factbook. USA based source.

    Thanks for admitting you are not number 1 anyways. Thanks for admitting that not any single argument you brought was true.

    In other words, thanks for admitting defeat.

    Kiss and g'buy. Get back to your video-games, call of duty or whatever. It helps becomin smarter

    :D

  • @niksarass Oh, are we pretending you didn't say Wikipedia on your removed comment? :X

  • @calvinmonkey I quoted youself talking about wikipedia, because what i was talkin about since the first post was the CIA world factbook, just check it.

    Another american thing that i know better than an american guy? C'mon dude, i'm getting old saying this.

    LEARN HISTORY OF YOUR OWN COUNTRY

    otherwise you look retarded

  • @niksarass "By the way, so much for being "number 1" that i went on wikipedia to check numbers."

    It's okay though, you were wrong anyway, Wikipedia has the US ranked number 1 too. As I said, the EU is almost all of Europe, hence why they don't get ranked or an individual spot in the World Bank's statistics.

  • @calvinmonkey "you were wrong anyway, Wikipedia has the US ranked number 1 "

    To prove anyone here that this dude is a liar, just looke for "list of gdp wikipedia" on google and you will have:

    the International monetary found

    the CIA world factbook

    both stating EU is higher than USA in GDP

    So take a conlcusion to who is a liar

    I think you pretty much got your ass handed to you. You shouldn't make yourslef look even more retarded by lying about what's on wikipedia ;)

  • @niksarass Also, since you're using Wikipedia I will clarify for you, Wikipedia place EU on the top, but they have no rank on the left column because it's not a nation. The Unites States has a "1" in the rank column because they are the number one nation. ( I just copy-pasted this from a comment I posted an hour a go)

  • @calvinmonkey

    "Guess what? The CIA world fact book 2010 classifies UE above USA."

    I quoted what i said one hour ago. So maybe you should take your retarded head out of your ass at once and check the CIA world factbook on google, because IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WIKIPEDIA you fucking retard

  • @niksarass Also, since you're using Wikipedia I will clarify for you, Wikipedia place EU on the top, but they no rank on the left column because it's not a nation. The Unites States has a "1" in the rank column because they are number one.

  • @calvinmonkey

    USA: 14.5 trillion

    EU: 16 trillion

    From the CIA WORLD FACTBOOK, an american source. OUCH

    As you said, "Because Wikipedia is a good source for information. Lol'd"

    ;D

  • @niksarass This.....coming from a bonafide frog eater.

  • @Stuckinthemuck1 Whatever fatass redneck. We should have let your retarded country drink tea forever, most of the world would be giving us thanks for that nowadays

  • @Stuckinthemuck1 Finally something the French can defeat? dude have you forgot they had Napoleon ???

  • @sebjep and WW1...

  • @sebjep *had*

  • @01101111omg are you blind ? or just dumb?

  • @sebjep Im kidding calm the fuck down. Why do you even take jokes like that seriously? Stereotypes will always exist, no matter how untrue they are.

  • @sebjep Napoleon? dude have you forgot about the Russians???

  • @sebjep:Napoleon had Corsican blood too.

  • @sebjep What the same one that was defeated by Lord Admiral Nelson you mean?

  • @BritishSeaPower Never forget that England is a French colony that went wrong ^ ^

  • @sebjep What about when the French defeated the most well known American of all time. Gearge Washington at fort necessity. That usually shuts people up.

  • @sebjep Napoleon couldn't defeat the Russian winter.

  • @mainestategopcensor yeah but he have done more than the russians so you might wanna shut up and think before you type

  • @sebjep Did you forget about World War 2?

    What did the French do?

    Oh, that's right.

  • @mainestategopcensor what did they do? they killed about 20,000 german soldiers that's what they did. its often ignored that the battle actually continued after Dunkirk and the french fought very bitterly yet their strategic situation was hopeless. individually the french soldier put up a good fight.

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  • @mainestategopcensor France has declared war on Germany in 48 hours, America has declared war on Germany four years later: o

  • @sebjep Not to mention the French lost the only slave rebellion in history (Haiti).

  • @mainestategopcensor Oh, is spartacus

  • @TheJEANFB I'm Canadian by the way. France declared Paris an open city three weeks before the Germans took it. I'm not anti-French dude, I'm just stating the facts.

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  • @mainestategopcensor paris city open June 11, taking Paris by the Germans on June 14 You have a problem, you comfondez day with the week

  • @sebjep Napoleon was born in Corsica which was not French until 1769 the same year he was born. Once again The french must take from outside of themselves to be successful in War.

  • @gunnyluke It WAS in France ! Sorry !