Chris Tucker Comedy

[maxx99bx]

Smokey!

[Violet51660]

I love Chris Tucker. whats up with him and kool aid?

[TheBeaverguy21]

A MOVIE WITH CHRIS TUCKER , WILL SMITH AND MARTIN LAWRENCE WOULD BE THE BEST SHIT EVER.

[JonDFieldings]

I love the bit about a black president :)

[KooldoggCaM]

2:17 looks likr machell obama

[sexxibhaddgirl]

Lol!He makes comedy even better!Even in movies i choke up laughing!I love his voice defintly made for a comedian XD

[tstarajayi]

Funny haha

[dla15park]

Dis nigga love coolaid

[BrokenGlockz]

If we're reading your comment , and we are in the year 2011 , then obviously we're watching this in 2011 ? geniuses..

[EMiNEMnPAC1]

i'm white so make that 122? :S anyway dunt matter what jokes he tells his voice is just to funny :P

[MrPoisonMilk]

@purochivasnation Naw I'm watching this in 1956.

[taiwon1]

121 people are white

[LOVExDUBSTEPxORxDIE]

FUCK YOU 240p!!!!!

[jamesbond504]

chris tucker sound like he about 5 years old when he talk

[jamesbond504]

chris tucker sound like he about 5 years old when he talk

[lOSERiNSANITYtv]

well he was right about the basketball court LOL

[shacoiberry]

i love him he is too funny lol

[Puma722]

I seen somebody selling shade, its HOT!! Lmfaaooooooooooooooo

[heatbucspies55]

A lot of famous actors didn;t have great standup.

Chris Tucker isn;t one of them, he's so funny.

[Alvin202]

Message from 2011, "Hello 2012".

[TheMeanKittylover2]

Without him wed have no black people left in america lol

[user9o777laont]

A bit dirty aren't he? Agreeably funny mightn't he be?

[jamie92rcc]

The volume is low

[YourLoveLetter]

hes funny, but he reuses his own jokes too much.

[str8tuptlk]

Chris Tucker is a fool. I like this.

[torrianscott]

@ 2:16...Is That Michelle Obama???? LOL

[fluxstringer]

@torrianscott Michelle Bachman



[EARmeBump]

@torrianscott no retard

[Mrking813]

@torrianscott wow -_-

[Alex051993]

the only thing funny about this is his voice, terrible

[huwr24]

Did anyone else come here because they didn't understand rays reference?

[monstermuttfan26]

Pause it at 1:04 check out his face it's so funny.

[kaity6494]

My favorite comic! I'd have his baby.

[cool2153]

@kaity6494 okay so now that your acting like a hoe your expecting to get a thumbs up.. so desperate

[kaity6494]

@cool2153 I meant it as a joke and did I mention a thumbs up anywhere in my comment? Uh no, I didn't. Shut up with your ignorant hate, man. I don't need it. And I don't care. In fact, the only reason I'm replying is because people like you amuse me and I can't wait to see what kind of uneducated response I get in return. Jackass.

[lilproven17]

funnest nigga all time

[oyes808]

his hat makes him look like he came out of a surgery from the hood

[StarXQueen09]

116 people obviously dont know REAL comdey when they see it.

[GoldenChildBH]

Dat hat

[TeamJordan1182]

haha he predicted that bihh , basketball goal in the back. <---- Obama

[YoungDris1]

lmao

[donmontalvo1]

I have to admit Chris Tucker is one of my favorites. He's got the voice, the facial expression and man are his jokes spot on! There are a lot of half assed commedians out there. Chris is the opposite side of the spectrum. It's entirely reasonable to compare him with the great Richard Pryor.

[africannerdguy]

@PuroChivasNation No I'm a time traveler.

[jayrobson88]

@PuroChivasNation when else would i be watching this retard?

[Benniekarl77]

@jayrobson88

...2008, perhaps?

[SuperJewFag]

@PuroChivasNation WTF your comment does not deserve this many thumbs up

[PuroChivasNation]

@SuperJewFag dont hate

[2010raquan]

@PuroChivasNation naw im watchin this in 1856. -_-

[coolkidmars]

@PuroChivasNation and?

[Timberlaketothiworld]

lol..he used the stole my car thing in another vid but it's stil Classic

[Timberlaketothiworld]

now this is real comedy !! :D

[2scoops36]

Check out my stand up "Devontay Scott stand up" I talk about the confusing part of music and why i didn't like my high school football coach. Please Hurry! Hurry!!

[JackieRuiz447]

Save any song on MediaOutletOnline. Simplly search it with Gooogle =)

[Cr0ss0verK]

I just got one question, how the fuck do you remember your username.

[MrLileminem24]

0:19 for funny face

[Psykotic01]

If you're ever feeling down watch Chris Tucker, there's no-way you can watch Chris and not laugh! LOL~

[Pakizzzz1]

dont forget to rete...

/watch?v=rI2v31F1DS8

[Hitokiri319]

Thats the shit right there Chris.

[TheNineLivez]

the fuck is up with all this shit in the comments yall? shut the fuck up and enjoy the video or get the fuck out please

[swishers420please]

this a comedy vid n yall puttin sum racist shit on here yo. if u thank whites r crackers, or blax r niggers yall jus need ta kill ya self.

[Chaseobonic]

It's comedy man

[gunot111]

president did fuck osama up lol.

[999Thip]

how come you americans dont care that your president spent 2 million dollars to keep his college and birth records a secret from the public.

i would like to see whats in there.

many people will be in trouble for giving this guy a free pass,

i think trump will get the truth, this will be the fall of that traitor .

[thisissparta51]

@999Thip well many americans have our own problems to deal with, and some just dont care. However a lot of people are still amazed that we have our first african american president and want to believe no matter what they hear that he is squeaky clean.

[999Thip]

@thisissparta51 color is out the door, negros always want to call a white person a racist if they question obummer..

that does not work anymore.

obummer is a traitor, a liar and full of crap.

his smile and charm wont put gas in my frecken car.

6 bucks by this summer, and yes-its obummer fault.......

[thisissparta51]

@999Thip you make it seem like all african americans think white people are racist

[999Thip]

@thisissparta51 yes, this is the feeling i get.

[thisissparta51]

@999Thip well, you may have a different opinion than me but i respect you.

[999Thip]

@thisissparta51 thats very nice of you to say.

god bless you.

and vote tea party 2012

[hiphopmonsta314]

@999Thip Im a white person and I happen to think (well, really, like all mildly intelligent people, I know) that the tea party is the most fucking ridiculous thing ever. A buncha illiterate dumb fuck hicks tryna be politicians, god forbid they come to power.

[Jroy9108]

@hiphopmonsta314 Yup the fact that the tea party doesn't want more taxes, wants to limit the amount of government intrusion and is probably the most patriotic, morally correct party that wants to stick to the values that this country was built on seems pretty fucking ridiculous to me too. GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY COUNTRY!!

[hiphopmonsta314]

@999Thip Oh, and just so you know. They released Obamas birth certificate and lo and behold. . . HES FROM AMERICA YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!

[999Thip]

@hiphopmonsta314 keep drinking that kool-aid bro,

im sure you have enough gas in your tank,and food in your house.

im sure your tax is low,

you racist will follow obummer to the grave,

and watch your mouth little boy, did not your mother and father teach you how to talk.-

oopps, no father? hmmm this says it all.

[NecroKath]

@999Thip What is your obsessiong with Kool-Aid and why did you call him a fatherless child on no grounds whatsoever? You are pretty much hurling insults like a child.

[999Thip]

@NecroKath do you know what it means to be a koolaid drinker ??

and im correct in my statement with he being fatherless.

by he using such bad words on youtube, tells me he had no father figure in the house..

i would slap his face and wash out his mouth with soap, if he was my son.

[pinball281]

whats with the racism kman?,its the 21st century lol and are we not all human,do we not all bleed red?

[Phentom6]

I don't give a flying Fuk way races u bitch made ass ppl are.. But if u dnt got something good to say don't fucking comment

[rico320023]

this guy is the best

[iSharky23]

dont fucking bag niggers

[ummmiloveu]

@iSharky23 why we got to be niggers??.. geez louisee.... -_- u sound like ur still living back in 1800's

[mongodongo148]

fucking niggers

[foresthill01]

@mongodongo148 SO RACIST

[mongodongo148]

@foresthill01 black people arent funny and should stick to what they do best, being whipped

[London2Larache]

@mongodongo148 YEA N WHITE PEOPLE REALLY MAKE ME LAUGH, NOOOT MUTHAFUKA

[mongodongo148]

@London2Larache they are a fucking lot more funny than black people, plus they have some degree of intelligence and are far less vulgar and uncouth. But you can stick to your primative entertainment, though it doesn't seem to be doing you much good due to your terrible spelling and virtually non existent grammar

[London2Larache]

@mongodongo148 IF U THINK WITE PEOPLE R FUNNY DEN U DEFINETLY 1 STUPID MUTHAFUKA,

P.S MIND U DONT BURN IN DA SUN

[ummmiloveu]

@mongodongo148 we ARE funny. you just can't see it bcuz of our skin color. a white person could be saying the same jokes and you'd laugh.

[foresthill01]

@mongodongo148 eyy yo cracker u betta shut daa hell up or we gonna smack the white of yo nasty lil ass

[emilogostilo01]

NIGGER PLEASE

[deuce4eva]

Lol he was right about the basketball court in the back

[jutero76]

i know yall feelin

[Rizzoslim]

I see someone sellin shade outside, it's hot!

[MrMostlikely]

CripCripCripCripCripCripCripCr­ipCrip!!! 

[DieLon716]

@MrMostlikely hell yea ni66a!!! Crips c cuzins....Folk Nation ALL IS ONE

[itinkgirlzhot12]

yo i got the funniest joke ever u will shit urself

why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side!!!!!!!

[dojOdRiFTeR]

@itinkgirlzhot12 why did the hen cross the road cause it wnated some cock

[KaneM0nster]

@187Camille he became a born-again christain

[xXxDrSyfferxXx]

@187Camille he was at a big church festival or something.

[LoowheezeBreeze]

This material is weak...

Maybe it gets better after the 1:32 mark...but i'll never know

[savagegalt]

BARRY SOETORO AKA BARACK OBAMA IS DICK CHENEY'S COUSIN HIS MOM'S FAMILY IS ALL EX-CIA IT'S ALL A PART OF THE SAME FAMILY-DOMINATING-GOV'T STRUCTURE WHO DO DEMS & REPUBS FEAR?? A "BLACK MAN?" NO THEY BOTH FEAR THE INDEPENDENT MIND THAT FIGHTS AGAINST THE MONETARY SYSTEM THE PRIVATE FEDERAL RESERVE BANK F--- FIAT CURRENCY END THE FED END THE FED

[freshrecordsbdalabel]

where was this???

[bok3116]

sad i cant understand most of his jokes. he just talks too much

[adnansaami]

@bok3116 you were probably raised in a white man area/neighbourhood thats why

[neoimean7]

damn, ice cube had to do (are we there yet tv show) because chris doesnt want to do another thurday movie, wow

[esco21tube]

@neoimean7 lmao thursday

[MrsParkerWasHere]

"Def Jam is gone ,Comic view is gone, Now we got dalaughingbarrel(dot)com"

[MadcapTHPS]

he the reason we have a black president now

[jasonlammons]

"Did anybody call" lololololo bwaaahahahahaha

[XxBlackWidowxX1]

xD....nice man!

[da26jourcooper]

@ 69rockhound ummm... Racist much??

[74119494]

@TheLoneSaiyanWarrior and the other Folks u thumbed up -.-

HE PROBABLI SAVED IT AUTOMATICALLY SO HE WOULD ONLY HAV TO TYPE IN THE 'O' AND PRESS ENTER AND ITS SAVED! sheesh think dude....nt tht hard

[AuTToTune]

is dis b4 or afta friday???

[RhythmOfDarkness]

7 O's 3 H's On Dat Lc Tip

[BeThUkE]

Comment fights are retarded.

[Singerazboi100]

@BeThUkE your retarded!

[BeThUkE]

@lydiadegrassi If you plan on calling me retarded at the very least use the right your/you're dumbass.

[KILLBETTV]

SOMEBODY STOLE MY KAR

[lilrichbig18]

haha i thought he was wearing a bike helmet at first

[The305phins]

lol he had 2 had edit it becuz da 1 i jus watched he said nigga where he say brother here still FUNNY c u dnt need 2 curse 2 b funny

[alex101101101101]

eyyyyy MAN

[TheFraternization]

LOLOLOLOL!!! Chris Tucker is so frickin funny. Man it's so true when the pass out fans. It's like What's the point?

[EricDeVaughnn]

@Rookerman32 exactly. A lot of his punchlines are the same as the set-up, only spoken louder and more emphatically. Nothing to really stimulate the mind...

[ShawnAmenSigga]

random comment pointing out something in the video that was most funny or interesting.

[BlakeTahoe]

@ShawnAmenSigga pointing out the fact your comment is JUST like the comment you were making fun of, have a glorious day

[DavySigfusson]

yeah um... I don't think that accurately describes Obama...

[medbouncing]

@DavySigfusson

Cause he is Half White lol

[link000000]

fucking funny as hell!! XD

[cowfinatic101]

YAY BLACK PRESIDENT! :D

[tayganandmeglor]

@lilHippe first of all, it was a joke. so stfu. I'm just saying people shouldn't be racist because we are all the same basically. mmkay? bye

[wezite1983]

half the jokes he does are from def jam wtf

[ac7491]

his head look like a fuckin acorn

[Nitrotail]

Nice quality, was this filmed with a potato?

[Nesninja85]

@Nitrotail LOL

[cdi22le]

@Nitrotail lol

[andrewtonon]

@Nitrotail I see what you did there... "I've been really busy being dead"

[503goonie]

get off that lady's hat man hahahaha

[Mandinko23]

chris tucker is my favorite comedian he is beyond funny.

[Rookerman32]

It's Tucker's voice that's more funnier than his jokes.

[PrimeNoble]

oh shit LOL

[tayganandmeglor]

@tammyshine ur my new idol. I am white and I hate when white people make the rest of us look bad. damn. so I'm on the black side! there should be a color for peaceful people! we should be rainbow colors xD bcuz colors are better than white!!!!

[lilHippo]

@tayganandmeglor im black and that just sounds Gay. and also from the words of Obi WonKanobi / Malcom X "No you can not Join the Black Side or Dark side"

[PrincessSydney09]

I really like your user name.

[tammydshine]

@69 rockhound...without blacks there would be no economy. White men forcefully removed us from home to breast feed ur children, rape our women, plow ur fields, capitalize off our inventions..the list goes on.. Slavery replaced indentured servitude and became an "economic necessity" for whites, that brought in a lot of money. Y'all need us more than we've ever needed y'all!

[BlakeTahoe]

@tammydshine um yeah...you cant use white people from the 1700's as your anger motive. 99% of EVERY white person alive now has never owned a slave or stolen your land and wives..so just quit tail coating the pain of your ancestors...it sounds childish every time someone does it...move on...there will always be racists...no matter WHAT color you are(take your hypocriticalness for example..you're totally NOT a racist..and i mean that sarcastically..you're totally one). Have a glorious day

[longview1987]

@BlakeTahoe black people always have the right to be angry, civilization basically just started for us in 1865, before that we weren't allowed to be educated, own property, or anything; saying 'move on' is like telling blacks and native americans to just forget the truth (natives are barely even around anymore cuz of white people!). but my point is tho you cannot deny that blacks would be a lot better off today if not for the 246 years of american slavery. A LOT better off

[BlakeTahoe]

@longview1987 oh yeah dude i agree life was really shitty for 240+ years for anyone who wasent white(even the irish werent welcomed here until the early 1900's THATS how racist white people were..even hated their own LIGHTER people) but on every black comedy vid its just bitter racist people from both sides of the fence arguing when we all just came here to laugh,but you cant hold an entire race responsible for what evil dick rich people did, we're all just tryin to live regardless

[Nesninja85]

@longview1987 Um, i have to disagree with that. The country of Africa is in horrible shape. "White" people don't live there, and it doesn't seem to get any better. AIDS is running wild, people are drinking from the same watering hole they pee in. I think a lot of black people are scared to move on. They have a lot to give to our society, but there's a barrier they can't seem to get past. Some do and they move on to be great actors, or athletes or scientists. Why wont everyone else?

[longview1987]

@Nesninja85 i didn't mention Africa, but it would be in better shape if the slaves stayed there in the first place. Africa would be like China or England or Australia: a sucessful country with not nearly as much poverty and America would not be as big of a superpower without all the blacks and other races that built the country and still do all the shitty, necessary jobs

[Nesninja85]

@longview1987 Well here's what's wrong with that. Africans weren't taken from Africa, the people in power took their people and sold them. It just happened to be that the English/British thought it was a good idea, to buy the slaves. You're trying to tell me, that America wouldn't be a superpower if the blacks and mexicans weren't here, however, you guys stay. How come you don't move back? How come the mexicans come here? Just go back, and change YOUR country instead of ours.

[longview1987]

@Nesninja85 are you high? go back to Africa? the 1st slaves came to America 12 years after the british, so America is our country just as much as it is for white people, so of course we "stay". We're not immigrants coming over here like Mexicans, we've been here almost 400 years; saying 'just go back" is really fucking ignorant. Just look at Chris Tucker, does he seem like an African to you? How about Will Smith? Denzel Washington? We are Americans.

[Nesninja85]

@longview1987 and I can totally respect that coming from someone that recognizes themselves as an American. However, there are black people out there that hate America and what it stands for. THOSE are the people that seem to think they would have it better elsewhere that should leave. I'm proud to call myself an American and am proud that you can call yourself one too. Some people won't say the national anthem, or pledge allegiance to our flag, both black and white. THOSE aren't Americans.

[CheriMonique09]

@BlakeTahoe that's how dumb you are... willie lynch thought ahead. Everything they did during slavery was meant to affect african americans in the future if done properly.

[BlakeTahoe]

@CheriMonique09 why did you reply twice to my comment?, and no im not dumb...i just really dont care if you think ONE white person is to blame for everything...that was the past, quit blaming every white person for stuff 99% of us had nothing to do with..the fact you even still see people as colors means nothing will ever change and this shit will go on forever..i just came here to laugh at a funny guy..then i get black panther wanna-be's sayin kill whitey in my comment inbox, its ridiculous

[CheriMonique09]

@BlakeTahoe that's how dumb you are... willie lynch thought ahead. Everything they did during slavery was meant to affect african americans in the future if done properly.

[tammydshine]

@BlakeTahoe I'm not angry nor did I say every white person owned slaves. I am merely stating facts that are not disclosed in our textbooks, nor circulated in educational curriculum. I don't care about your sarcasm, nor your premature opinion. Yes, the race card is being played because it was never removed from the deck!! Be blessed!!

[BlakeTahoe]

@tammydshine did you mean premature..or immature? haha(i didnt really think it was either of the two though personally..but who knows..maybe it was)but im just sayin as long as that race card keeps getting played then of course it wont ever leave the deck, yeah im white so im not gonna even pretend i understand what its like to have rednecks hate you for no reason..but racists make up a very small amount of normal, kind white people and i just hate being lumped in with those assholes constantly

[tammydshine]

Hi, I meant premature (too soon or hasty). It was presumptuous of you to call me a racist after only one comment, seeing as though you don't like to be called one either (which I did not do). I'm very aware that all people should not be placed in a "racist" category thats quickly filled because of misunderstanding. Totally not my intention.

[sonikee1]

A brother did mess up the white house.

[nvrletemgo]

Hahahaa! Aww man the president just messed ssomebody aauup! LMAO!

[meria05]

lmao did anybody call?.....on Christmas he send me back some of my stuff back

[GodSendDeath1980]

chris tuckers alright,but i think kevin hart blows his ass away.

[qkk20]

i neeeeeed more chris tucker videos!!!! how coome theres only like 3 or 4 short ones and many more of other not funny comidians!!! fuck watever/

[cavemanjwb]

@chitownrunthis

Have u ever seen the comedian russell peters!!!? He'll blow ur top five comedian away. This guy is too funny. He's number one comedian no one can b compared to him

[navneetsohanpal]

i cannot understand what he is saying?

is he funny?

[TheCuriousTaco]

@navneetsohanpal yes

[TheLoneSaiyanWarrior]

How in the hell does the person who uploaded this remember his username??