The Magic Bullet

[ishouldplayzelda]

they forgot to make tubby custard

[sdhgkdshgkdshgf]

The constant background track is Boadicea by Enya. Its from the end credits of the Steven King movie Sleepwalkers and a bunch of other stuff, its about the only good thing shes ever done.

[TheZombieXecutioner]

Nice! Love how you put some Mercyful Fate in there!

[armyofpancakes]

Everybody gets.....exactly what.......they want!

[will8677]

I'm not going to lie that was fucking scary. I don't ever want to see this shit again, so much so that I am uninstalling windows, microwaving my hard drive, disassembling my computer and taking heavy blunt objects to each component.  You won't hurt me again!

[ThelemaAndLouise]

What's the background track that plays the whole time?

[Mabtheist]

Vermin, such a tragic figure...

[insaneinthesfv]

It actually takes 5x the amount of time to say "lookitthat".

[GalTV0]

I suppose the music is from "I Don't Wanna Know"

[SuperBeastInjection]

EVERYBODY GETS EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT!

[mario0318]

What? no Manguyene Banana?!?

[HylianSpirit]

He's got strawberry bannona.

[cadburycaramel]

what's that song when she chops the onions lol. sounds awesome.

[Trisket]

@cadburycaramel Mercyful Fate - The Oath - watch?v=MWznMV2Upe0

[Ramboozler]

I couldn't help but laugh as I imagined the abused child that was emancipated from her coffee-ground prison being boiled in a filter and the neglected boy being folded into an omletty demise.

You should make commercials for the starving children in Africa.

[mamaluigitoyou]

In san fransisco perfect climaxes lmao. Transcribe audio, do it.

[screamingdingo]

DID SOMEBODY SAY MUFFINS?

[duffmasterofpuppets]

4:08, Mercyful Fate. Fuck yeah

[adam2u]

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[strawberryrhubarbs]

the personal versatile personal counter-top versatile personal magician

[Theawsomepwner]

What is the background music through most of the video?

[thinshadow]

@Theawsomepwner It's Boadicea by Enya

[351cleveland]

this is like the time i took acid before breakfast.

[coprographia]

they're all squatting in this abandoned house and went insane months ago

[acesonfire]

0:44 i always pictured the magic bullet making this sound

[dogfarts888]

EVERYBODY GETS

EXACTLY WHAT

THEY WANT

[MrJizzinator]

0:07 ... Her smile ._.

[LightCaster1]

LOL @ the Enya music

[WunderFish]

Transcribe audio. DO IT.

student of alliance how do you want in san francisco perfect climaxes

[Xerexyz]

Everybody gets exactly what they want!

[CodySeanTV]

amazing video!

[LuvyStyles]

you are one of my top fav channels on youtube and i just found you today lmao!! great vids i love how you rip up everything you see on TV!!

[Mansurus]

If infomercials were really like this i'd probably end up buying everything from them.

[JETSETRADI00]

It really bothers me that he mispronounces espresso. All these people should get things inside them they do not want inside them.

[gmtbrs]

Lost it at the ABBA

[CamillePolnareff]

What's the first metal song?

[Goatus666]

@CamillePolnareff

"A Family Tree to Hang From" - Circle of Dead Children

[shoreleave666]

VERMIN

[ripsaw111]

Vermin

[brogin]

personal versatile personal counter top versatile personal magician

[Rygar212]

definitely not a pen...

[Rygar212]

first off, he said eXspresso.. second, i swear i saw Hazel smokin a doob at several points. ill bet before they started filming, the cheery ol chap was grindin some skunky fuckin ganj. no wonder the dumb bitch at 2:51 had to ask "what the heck is it" when CLEARLY there's like 17 of them right in front of her face.. she high!

[NavinJohnson90]

Haha!! I remember one night I saw the original ad on TV and laughed my ass off. I'm so glad it got turned into this.

"drhuhughughruh"

"Oh sit down and relax."

[liOVERLOADil]

The magic bullet doubles as a music player too!

[foatheart]

Mariah Carey at 3:38-3:42

[06hatter]

1:36 oh my god

[thenipexpress]

Speechless. Just... wow.

[CrusherEAGLE]

I wish I was high when I watched this XFD

[artlovemusiclifee]

Vermin.

[WoopeyCakes]

Whats the music

[artlovemusiclifee]

@WoopeyCakes Enya maybe?

[icarus313]

lmao this rules

[aisforaquabat]

i can't believe i watched the whole thing

[Drizzlerman]

This was weird with the deepened voices and the music playing when the bullet is turned on. It really makes them all seem more full of shit.

[ROMAdeath]

lmfao the fugees

[aschwaiger]

good morning VERMIN

[stevensteven327]

love the enya

[innercitysuperman]

this is hilarious.

[theuglyrose]

I love the effects, especially how Hazel's face was all smeary.

[Faylette]

The song is Boadicea by Enya.

[kelath5555]

I second wesleyman3. What's the quiet background music?

[kschwarz88]

@kelath5555 Sounds like something Enya-ish IMO

[vinniemosher92]

I love the fugees at the beginning, its so sick.... your definitely one of my favorite persons on jewtube at the thyme.

[wesleyman3]

I hate to ask this. I really do. But the music in the background?

[pnswrinkle]

Are these people living in some kind of commune?

[formu1fan]

@pnswrinkle I think they're swingers....

[beeluciano]

this was ridiculously funny!!!! i cried cuz of the metal music!