After hours of wasted time, mundane contact with people I didn't care about, reading about Facebook security breaches, what facebook actually does with your personal information, and liking each new layout less than the one prior, I just deleted my facebook, and have been happy to use other sites.
oh cmon, you gotta be pretty nave to think zark fuckerburg isnt selling our shit to skymall for kickbacks at this point.... most non-sensical and funniest sentence in the world
If you listen you can hear Jake inhale as he starts to laugh, but they cut the rest out, this is on the outtakes footage, compare it and you will see. Its the very end at like 2:18
From Facebook "Help": "You will not be able to use the audience selector unless you are posting on your own profile (timeline). If you post to another person's profile (timeline), the person whose profile (timeline) you are posting to controls what audience can view your post."
"those three views are probably all from a freakin skymall and zark fuckerburg? hes walking around right now with massage boots over his head because its a kickback from the freakin mall!"
LOL wtf has nobody noticed how little sense this makes??? :D
maybe its the fact that I have homework to do but jake & amir seems to be much funnier than I remember
m0m0165 11 hours ago
Any rando with a smart phone and an AoL account see my pics! lmao
SirBetaPlayer 5 days ago
"Legit anus infested" LOLZ
nikk900 6 days ago
"Zark Fuckerberg" Lmao
gougeon63 1 week ago
hahahahahaha
VerdascoFan 1 week ago
1:46 a wild Streeter appears.
tFighterPilot 1 week ago
I thought I was logged the fucked out...for some reason i laughed so hard when he said that
Rosiepooh23918 2 weeks ago
Did amir's head get bigger at the end
mike60y 2 weeks ago
Zark Fukerberg
akgregor 3 weeks ago
Dear Canadian girl i met on Omegle, I hope you liked this
TheSpongebobgo 3 weeks ago
Subcaption, caption! *salute*
NaDaher1 3 weeks ago
Amir and Kassem G = brothers hahaha
SNOK1986 3 weeks ago
1:30 classic Amir face...XD
PlainWhiteTGrl 3 weeks ago
WTF i wrong with you Mike Vick?
spihke 3 weeks ago
Zark Fuckerburg! Frickin genius! xD
SwissWolv 4 weeks ago 3
"i thought i was logged the fuck out" :p ahaha i love amir!
kissy13334 4 weeks ago
Lol! You can hear laughing at the end
GreyJoJoLove 1 month ago
I just fucked a fatass gopher while wearing a horse mask and nipple clips
Firefrog2121 1 month ago
@Firefrog2121 Yes.
diapysik 3 weeks ago
I want to like these top comments, but theyre such pretty numbers....
mistIIX 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Ohh... Maybe I should take my password off my status
WillSuter13 1 month ago
jake is being a bitch
jet89pl 1 month ago
i have been watching them all today and.......i feel like i know them...
billabongbabe2010 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Best. Video. Emvaaaaaar!
ThomasPhilipSimon 1 month ago
theres a video.....of you slamming ur nuts in the door!?!?! O.o
x0bFtLaDx0 1 month ago
He said fuck!! :o 1:22
ViiCToM 1 month ago 2
After hours of wasted time, mundane contact with people I didn't care about, reading about Facebook security breaches, what facebook actually does with your personal information, and liking each new layout less than the one prior, I just deleted my facebook, and have been happy to use other sites.
yokiyokiay 1 month ago
I like to take my dad anally. (:
Apollobasse 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Randommuchh
IIlzxiixzlII 1 month ago
I saw Amir's mouth move but i wasn't paying attention.
TheDigitalStone 1 month ago
at 2:08 the ninja "you know what?" made me jump!
TheElhessar 1 month ago in playlist Jake and Amir
Zark Fuckerberg, hahahha oh I love Amir!
MrCallumThomas 1 month ago
can i get a link to amirs picture please?
snitzN4L 1 month ago
that moment when you find a jake and amir video you havent seen yet at its hilarious..priceless
rudymh1 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
um ouch
PixelatedKoala 1 month ago
Amir is a bit like my grandmother when trying to figure out facebook....
peanutmaster1231 1 month ago
boxman23
loopyninjaful 1 month ago
@pureawesomeness2012
That's to cool!
Husker375 1 month ago
@pureawesomeness2012, this better work.
***************
Husker375 1 month ago
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matty08rhcp 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Breathe Amir!
PowerOfVengeance 1 month ago
@pureawesomeness2012
Haha, I don't know whether or not that's just a scam, but nice try if it is.
kevinyang95 1 month ago
hey did you know that if you type your youtube password into the comments section it comes up as a bunch of stars? Ex: *****************
pureawesomeness2012 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@pureawesomeness2012 ********* This better come up as stars :/
chickenhawk5673 1 month ago
@pureawesomeness2012 Haha it actually worked :)
chickenhawk5673 1 month ago
@pureawesomeness2012 GAHH!!!, you fuck!!! I did it on a diff video, aggrrggaqgg fuck balls fuck whore slut fuck
XxBlackFamesxX 1 month ago
@pureawesomeness2012 I'm trusting you, ***********
matty08rhcp 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@pureawesomeness2012 to old to bad
HerrHjobo 1 month ago
oh cmon, you gotta be pretty nave to think zark fuckerburg isnt selling our shit to skymall for kickbacks at this point.... most non-sensical and funniest sentence in the world
malissarella 1 month ago
Omg Amir is such an idiot :P
Bookgrl98 1 month ago
I NEED THAT PICTURE!!
RedSoxBowHunter 1 month ago
Everybody: look up the outtakes for this!
Hitlerwearsasnuggie 1 month ago
Lol love how arrestee just chills while all the fuss going on
Chiang2012 1 month ago
I wonder how Streeter "works" with all this going on behind him
sirdoodlebug219 1 month ago 88
@sirdoodlebug219 Hardly
kingrtec 3 weeks ago
1:32 his face <3
hdohertyloves 1 month ago
How can they discuss these things without no one caring?!
Zatotan 2 months ago
I thought I was logged the Fuck Out!
TheErectGaming 2 months ago
I laughed unbelievably hard
Somebody121 2 months ago
@Yep3zzz dick
mattf1sh97 2 months ago
zark fuckerburg
vpvpvp111 2 months ago
I dropped my phone and accidentally pressed like >:(
mattf1sh97 2 months ago
Furiously press 4 if you want to see Amir, "Log the fuck out!"
iTakeViTaMins 2 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
lololololololololoololololololololol
QuickScopersUnknown 2 months ago
come on you almost ther 58 episode more + what ever they upload for jake and amir
rasmoc507 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
each and every line that amir has is just a giant mind fuck...
tvscandel 2 months ago
heck.i'd love to add amir on facebook
JBotaku08 2 months ago
Rofl!!!
TarenTV 2 months ago
Zark Fuckerburg
YesItsBri 2 months ago
/pages/Amir-Blumenfelds-of-the-World-Unite/201863846519366
bmdeerwester 2 months ago in playlist Season 1 2
imagine if amir had invented facebook...
TheFreshbum 2 months ago 143
@TheFreshbum = myspace.
TheBoy7477 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
This has been flagged as spam show
Am I the only one who was playing attention to Streeter from 1:47 to the end of the video?
Eviestayyy 2 months ago
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Eviestayyy 2 months ago
Im so glad I'm on my iPod right... Or else I'd have to wait for those annoying ads all the time... :)
osipingi 2 months ago
lol he's reading at the script on the screen 0:50
lolocig125 2 months ago in playlist Jake and Amir
@lolocig125 hes reading from facebook lolz O.o
BerserkPk 2 months ago
@BerserkPk he's pretending to read facebook but he's actually reading the script, that's what i meant
lolocig125 2 months ago
Before this, I watched some ad about Chuck Norris...
movies738 2 months ago
Gotta love Amir! and jakes ok..
orangutanjuice43 2 months ago
anus infested lmfaoo
zulustriker3 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
WTF? 30 second ad that I cant skip... J&A is worth it...
valzugg 3 months ago
anyone else hate when ppl repeat a line and just put that they laughed at the end and get top comment?
GenerationofLegitz 3 months ago
Best one.
TeamXtCVideos 3 months ago
1:47 <3
bieberbelieber19 3 months ago
.... "NAIVE" XD Was I the only one who noticed that?
Kizales 3 months ago
Nave ahahahaha
pinkalicious251 3 months ago
If you listen you can hear Jake inhale as he starts to laugh, but they cut the rest out, this is on the outtakes footage, compare it and you will see. Its the very end at like 2:18
SimplyCraig5 3 months ago
Fuck I should be working on a paper...
sonofJack3 3 months ago
they should change the name to jake vs amir
D7Industries 3 months ago
One of my favorites... along with every other Jake and Amir!
doddlecuddle 3 months ago
Ironically, I got an advertisement for "PageRage"
BigBen9719 3 months ago
Streeter's reaction in the background. lol
rufusbum 3 months ago
zark fuckerberg . thats gotta be the most hilarious thing ive heard all year lol
101soccerstud 3 months ago
Nave.
VioletDreamMusic 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Guys look up "Amir Blumenfelds of the world unit" on facebook and like the page.... Its real and i just made it
TheFabFour60 3 months ago
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TheFabFour60 3 months ago
hahaha, legit anus infested
enamwacha 3 months ago
zark fuckerburg... That's awesome.
StrawberryLipgloss13 3 months ago
€aptions. ---——— lol Wat?
thelegosoldier 3 months ago
Lol -~¥~-
thelegosoldier 3 months ago
SUB CAPTION, SUB CAPTION CAPTAIN! omg LOL XD
ZiomASek300 3 months ago
legit anus invested... o.o
HalomasterA69 3 months ago
Easily one of the funniest bits.
BreezenTheBlonde 3 months ago
Zark Fuckerburg! xD
3P1cG4m3r 3 months ago
From Facebook "Help": "You will not be able to use the audience selector unless you are posting on your own profile (timeline). If you post to another person's profile (timeline), the person whose profile (timeline) you are posting to controls what audience can view your post."
Fuck you Facebook!
kmarinas86 3 months ago
How the heck is Streeter not cracking up back there?
lettertree11 3 months ago
Zark Fuckerberg FTW.
Stretchlucas 3 months ago 163
@Stretchlucas For The Wolf
djsrob 2 months ago
I THOUGHT I WAS LOGGED THE FUCK OUT!
StrifeTwilight 3 months ago 126
Anyone catch Amir pronouncing "naive" as "nave"?
hotgirlsarehot 3 months ago
WAT
NUGNESS123 3 months ago
This is the best Jake & Amir ever
laxbrogotflow 3 months ago 3
@laxbrogotflow Yeah, this is deff my favorite Jake & Amir ever!
lettertree11 3 months ago
That was some great script writing. Truly great wording. Loved it!
markliederbach 3 months ago
Oh my god, jake looks amazing in this one O.o
MrCroodle 3 months ago
i like how he pronounced naive...
hey1300able 3 months ago
Zark Fuckerberg
EpicFailSoundsGay 3 months ago
sometimes Amir kinda reminds me of Randall from Clerks
BaconLikesToParty 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
did anyone else notice how long amir can talk without breathing?
alexman9000 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
I like how Jake thought it was important to mention the dogs were ignoring him.
TehPhotocopier 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
subtaction caption!
BabyBuffalos 3 months ago
WHat up with amir's voice at 0:35
jenanjeha 3 months ago
Love how he says, "naive."
TheTwistedDiamond 3 months ago
was i the only one that looked those groups up on facebook??
nph24 4 months ago in playlist Season 1 3
This has been flagged as spam show
amir makes so much for sense in emails
brsmax 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
0:43
Anus-invested?
Anus-invested.
It's the new word.
RyanPriceish 4 months ago
@RyanPriceish infested
bttrflykiss7701 3 months ago
1:46 the AMIR face
balloonhands5 4 months ago
SUBTAPTION CAPTAIN!
3vilalex 4 months ago
Streeter looks nice today
PrinceofIndia666 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
thumbs up if you searched amir slamming his nuts in the door.
wwarrior4 4 months ago
This is my favourite episode.
darthkrueger 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
im litterally laughing out loud at him slamming his nuts in a door
DarkKnightroolz 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
Just thinking about slamming my nuts in the door makes them hurt
harrylane4 4 months ago
this is my favorite one so far.
ProofVz 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
I want to see that photo. Haha.
FionaCullen7 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
i didn't understand his ranting at the end
MyR0ach 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
Subtaption caption!
friendlyAC130above 4 months ago
"those three views are probably all from a freakin skymall and zark fuckerburg? hes walking around right now with massage boots over his head because its a kickback from the freakin mall!"
LOL wtf has nobody noticed how little sense this makes??? :D
CommentWriter95 4 months ago 4
@CommentWriter95 - Of course we noticed. How is that different from any other of Amir's rants or retellings of his escapades?
mnkittel 4 months ago
I pretty sure Amirs last name is south African. Like me (although I know its not his real name or is it???)
VORTH3AS 4 months ago
@VORTH3AS Amir Shmuel Blumenfeld is jewish
N0ahW 4 months ago
That's weird I couldn't find that picture on facebook......
TheBugattiw16 4 months ago
I want to see Amir smash his nuts in door haha
XxCMA37xX 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
bahahahahaha amir you dumbass :D
CptCreeps 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Some people want young white females to mix with non-white males.
I made a one-minute video highlighting a very tiny sample of race-mixing advertisements.
I love white people, and I am opposed to race-mixing. But I do not hate non-whites.
If you click on my name “autumntree2011” highlighted in blue below this comment, you can watch my video.
(I'm not a fan of Hitler or KKK.)
autumntree2011 4 months ago
@kompiteronik1996 ************* wow that is sooo cool
TheDoubleEforever 4 months ago
A Lot of dialog
89reasons4steeze 4 months ago
"I thought I was logged the fuck out." Lmao.
nicole11482 4 months ago
Just keep clicking 1:15 and also LOL at jakes expression a second later 1:18
Zufar2005 4 months ago in playlist Zufar2005's Favourited Videos
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Zufar2005 4 months ago in playlist Zufar2005's Favourited Videos
The hole time I wasn't paying attention instead I was stabbing myself in the stomach with a fake knife.........
hayjbird 4 months ago
if you type in your password as status it changes it to ********
komputeronik1996 4 months ago
"Sub caption, your facebook password."
"I thought I was logged THE FUCK OUT!"
StrifeTwilight 4 months ago
LOL, "dont be offended if you're a dog lover, so am I" lmfao
IzalorDantin 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
Who wants to c me get my d wet
truhb4sho 5 months ago
I literally promised myself I would watch one more video before going to bed, I have to get on a normal sleep pattern again.
This is my 32nd video. Dammit, Collegehumor.
WatchMeSpore 5 months ago in playlist Season 1 3
@garryspeaks Why don't you do it?
DeadPantsHL2 5 months ago
Man, you've gotta love ad-lib
LPSwimmer2011 5 months ago
I was drinking water when I heard Amir say Zark Fuckerburg... alllll over the keyboard.
XoXoSakuraKissXoXo 5 months ago
Streeter thinking "Ummm... maybe I should slam my nuts..." 1:47
ok2431 5 months ago
Someone HAS to make a facebook page about Amir Bloomenfelds of the world unite, please.
GarrySpeaks 5 months ago 164
@GarrySpeaks Blumenfield*
TeknoPL 4 months ago
@TeknoPL okay. lol.
GarrySpeaks 4 months ago
@GarrySpeaks They already have.
lucky12297 4 months ago
@GarrySpeaks why dont you do it
TheAusman101 4 months ago
@GarrySpeaks There is a facebook page for Amir
TonyWWagner 4 months ago
@GarrySpeaks there is one but theres like no one in it :(
charliebham21 3 months ago
Sub Caption?
SUB CAPTION, CAPTION.
That is easily my favorite part.
KageKiller245 5 months ago 3
The outtakes to this are like the funniest things ever. Easily one of the greatest Jake and Amirs...
LennonRevolution9 5 months ago 17
@LennonRevolution9 where are the outtakes??
xD34DxxS1L3NC3x 3 months ago
never laughed this hard at a jack and amir video.
blank21121 5 months ago
I love the way Amir says fuck.
MIGHTYWHITEDUCK 5 months ago in playlist Season 1