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  • maybe its the fact that I have homework to do but jake & amir seems to be much funnier than I remember

  • Any rando with a smart phone and an AoL account see my pics! lmao

  • "Legit anus infested" LOLZ

  • "Zark Fuckerberg" Lmao

  • hahahahahaha

  • 1:46 a wild Streeter appears.

  • I thought I was logged the fucked out...for some reason i laughed so hard when he said that

  • Did amir's head get bigger at the end

  • Zark Fukerberg

  • Dear Canadian girl i met on Omegle, I hope you liked this

  • Subcaption, caption! *salute*

  • Amir and Kassem G = brothers hahaha

  • 1:30 classic Amir face...XD

  • WTF i wrong with you Mike Vick?

  • Zark Fuckerburg! Frickin genius! xD

  • "i thought i was logged the fuck out" :p ahaha i love amir!

  • Lol! You can hear laughing at the end

  • I just fucked a fatass gopher while wearing a horse mask and nipple clips

  • @Firefrog2121 Yes.

  • I want to like these top comments, but theyre such pretty numbers....

  • Ohh... Maybe I should take my password off my status

  • jake is being a bitch

  • i have been watching them all today and.......i feel like i know them...

  • Best. Video. Emvaaaaaar!

  • theres a video.....of you slamming ur nuts in the door!?!?! O.o

  • He said fuck!! :o 1:22

  • After hours of wasted time, mundane contact with people I didn't care about, reading about Facebook security breaches, what facebook actually does with your personal information, and liking each new layout less than the one prior, I just deleted my facebook, and have been happy to use other sites.

  • I like to take my dad anally. (:

  • Randommuchh

  • I saw Amir's mouth move but i wasn't paying attention.

  • at 2:08 the ninja "you know what?" made me jump!

  • Zark Fuckerberg, hahahha oh I love Amir!

  • can i get a link to amirs picture please?

  • that moment when you find a jake and amir video you havent seen yet at its hilarious..priceless

  • um ouch

  • Amir is a bit like my grandmother when trying to figure out facebook....

  • boxman23

  • @pureawesomeness2012

    That's to cool!

  • @pureawesomeness2012, this better work.

    ***************

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  • Breathe Amir!

  • @pureawesomeness2012

    Haha, I don't know whether or not that's just a scam, but nice try if it is.

  • hey did you know that if you type your youtube password into the comments section it comes up as a bunch of stars? Ex: *****************

  • @pureawesomeness2012  ********* This better come up as stars :/

  • @pureawesomeness2012 Haha it actually worked :)

  • @pureawesomeness2012 GAHH!!!, you fuck!!! I did it on a diff video, aggrrggaqgg fuck balls fuck whore slut fuck

  • @pureawesomeness2012 I'm trusting you, ***********

  • @pureawesomeness2012 to old to bad

  • oh cmon, you gotta be pretty nave to think zark fuckerburg isnt selling our shit to skymall for kickbacks at this point.... most non-sensical and funniest sentence in the world

  • Omg  Amir is such an idiot :P

  • I NEED THAT PICTURE!!

  • Everybody: look up the outtakes for this!

  • Lol love how arrestee just chills while all the fuss going on

  • I wonder how Streeter "works" with all this going on behind him

  • @sirdoodlebug219 Hardly

  • 1:32 his face <3

  • How can they discuss these things without no one caring?!

  • I thought I was logged the Fuck Out!

  • I laughed unbelievably hard

  • @Yep3zzz dick

  • zark fuckerburg

  • I dropped my phone and accidentally pressed like >:(

  • Furiously press 4 if you want to see Amir, "Log the fuck out!"

  • lololololololololoolololololol­ololol

  • come on you almost ther 58 episode more + what ever they upload for jake and amir

  • each and every line that amir has is just a giant mind fuck...

  • heck.i'd love to add amir on facebook

  • Rofl!!!

  • Zark Fuckerburg

  • /pages/Amir-Blumenfelds-of-the­-World-Unite/201863846519366

  • imagine if amir had invented facebook...

  • @TheFreshbum = myspace.

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  • Im so glad I'm on my iPod right... Or else I'd have to wait for those annoying ads all the time... :)

  • lol he's reading at the script on the screen 0:50

  • @lolocig125 hes reading from facebook lolz O.o

  • @BerserkPk he's pretending to read facebook but he's actually reading the script, that's what i meant

  • Before this, I watched some ad about Chuck Norris...

  • Gotta love Amir! and jakes ok..

  • anus infested lmfaoo

  • WTF? 30 second ad that I cant skip... J&A is worth it...

  • anyone else hate when ppl repeat a line and just put that they laughed at the end and get top comment?

  • Best one.

  • 1:47 <3

  • .... "NAIVE" XD Was I the only one who noticed that?

  • Nave ahahahaha

  • If you listen you can hear Jake inhale as he starts to laugh, but they cut the rest out, this is on the outtakes footage, compare it and you will see. Its the very end at like 2:18

  • Fuck I should be working on a paper...

  • they should change the name to jake vs amir

  • One of my favorites... along with every other Jake and Amir!

  • Ironically, I got an advertisement for "PageRage"

  • Streeter's reaction in the background. lol

  • zark fuckerberg . thats gotta be the most hilarious thing ive heard all year lol

  • Nave.

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  • hahaha, legit anus infested

  • zark fuckerburg... That's awesome.

  • €aptions.  ---——— lol Wat?

  • Lol -~¥~-

  • SUB CAPTION, SUB CAPTION CAPTAIN! omg LOL XD

  • legit anus invested... o.o

  • Easily one of the funniest bits.

  • Zark Fuckerburg! xD

  • From Facebook "Help": "You will not be able to use the audience selector unless you are posting on your own profile (timeline). If you post to another person's profile (timeline), the person whose profile (timeline) you are posting to controls what audience can view your post."

    Fuck you Facebook!

  • How the heck is Streeter not cracking up back there?

  • Zark Fuckerberg FTW.

  • @Stretchlucas For The Wolf

  • I THOUGHT I WAS LOGGED THE FUCK OUT!

  • Anyone catch Amir pronouncing "naive" as "nave"?

  • WAT

  • This is the best Jake & Amir ever

  • @laxbrogotflow Yeah, this is deff my favorite Jake & Amir ever!

  • That was some great script writing. Truly great wording. Loved it!

  • Oh my god, jake looks amazing in this one O.o

  • i like how he pronounced naive...

  • Zark Fuckerberg

  • sometimes Amir kinda reminds me of Randall from Clerks

  • did anyone else notice how long amir can talk without breathing?

  • I like how Jake thought it was important to mention the dogs were ignoring him.

  • subtaction caption!

  • WHat up with amir's voice at 0:35

  • Love how he says, "naive."

  • was i the only one that looked those groups up on facebook??

  • 0:43

    Anus-invested?

    Anus-invested.

    It's the new word.

  • @RyanPriceish infested

  • 1:46 the AMIR face

  • SUBTAPTION CAPTAIN!

  • Streeter looks nice today

  • thumbs up if you searched amir slamming his nuts in the door.

  • This is my favourite episode.

  • im litterally laughing out loud at him slamming his nuts in a door

  • Just thinking about slamming my nuts in the door makes them hurt

  • this is my favorite one so far.

  • I want to see that photo. Haha.

  • i didn't understand his ranting at the end

  • Subtaption caption!

  • "those three views are probably all from a freakin skymall and zark fuckerburg? hes walking around right now with massage boots over his head because its a kickback from the freakin mall!"

    LOL wtf has nobody noticed how little sense this makes??? :D

  • @CommentWriter95 - Of course we noticed. How is that different from any other of Amir's rants or retellings of his escapades?

  • I pretty sure Amirs last name is south African. Like me (although I know its not his real name or is it???)

  • @VORTH3AS Amir Shmuel Blumenfeld is jewish

  • That's weird I couldn't find that picture on facebook......

  • I want to see Amir smash his nuts in door haha

  • bahahahahaha amir you dumbass :D

  • @kompiteronik1996 ************* wow that is sooo cool

  • A Lot of dialog

  • "I thought I was logged the fuck out." Lmao.

  • Just keep clicking 1:15 and also LOL at jakes expression a second later 1:18

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  • The hole time I wasn't paying attention instead I was stabbing myself in the stomach with a fake knife.........

  • if you type in your password as status it changes it to ********

  • "Sub caption, your facebook password."

    "I thought I was logged THE FUCK OUT!"

  • LOL, "dont be offended if you're a dog lover, so am I" lmfao

  • Who wants to c me get my d wet

  • I literally promised myself I would watch one more video before going to bed, I have to get on a normal sleep pattern again.

    This is my 32nd video. Dammit, Collegehumor.

  • @garryspeaks Why don't you do it?

  • Man, you've gotta love ad-lib

  • I was drinking water when I heard Amir say Zark Fuckerburg... alllll over the keyboard.

  • Streeter thinking "Ummm... maybe I should slam my nuts..." 1:47

  • Someone HAS to make a facebook page about Amir Bloomenfelds of the world unite, please.

  • @GarrySpeaks Blumenfield*

  • @TeknoPL okay. lol.

  • @GarrySpeaks They already have.

  • @GarrySpeaks why dont you do it

  • @GarrySpeaks There is a facebook page for Amir

  • @GarrySpeaks there is one but theres like no one in it :(

  • Sub Caption?

    SUB CAPTION, CAPTION.

    That is easily my favorite part.

  • The outtakes to this are like the funniest things ever. Easily one of the greatest Jake and Amirs...

  • @LennonRevolution9 where are the outtakes??

  • never laughed this hard at a jack and amir video.

  • I love the way Amir says fuck.