Dave's Eyes

[NSCLord]

When you see it, you will shit bricks.

[darkcloudchic]

Oh john bby, you weren't ready ;-;

[CosplayFinatics]

Lawl top comments. XD

[kkwawa1311]

And dave just got a few more points on th ladder of awesome. Nice voice for him and john ^^ super awesome yo.

[shebug2]

Its amazing that they're all over each other in the begi- HOLY CRAP, ASS TOUCH. XD

[IamBobbySmith]

dave what are you doing with that puppet dave?

[KellyTheHedgie35]

DAVE DAVE DAVE FAVE

*dave

no wait...

yeah, fave...

[Skunkoon98241]

Butt touch

[thatonegirludontknow]

I really love how they act in the beginning oh my god. They're all over each other and it's hilariously great.

[alyssaandzoe3822]

did dave touch johns ass?!?!?!

[minimaylie]

dave, what are you doing with this smuppet ?

[behappiful]

"You Sherman?"

Cannot be unheard.

[AnimeCatLady69]

0:18 doesn't look like dave is gonna show john his eyes *hint hint*

[xAngelKissx651]

I feel just like John TT TT xD

[hidanfangirl42]

I love how they were getting all touchy :)

[WeDogsHowl]

i dont understand did john cry cause it was too ugly or too beautiful?

[Bailsthefox]

computer freezes once he shows eye omg D:

[spiker951]

MasterYorgi

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Y U NO make more videos???

[saffy10aKiray]

it would have been hilarious if john said 'i cant feel my virginity' while he was crying

[xXemocloudXx13]

mooore videooos ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

i saw every single one and i want moooree...

[beruchansgirl9696]

On July 24, 2011,

John Egbert was found dead.

His eyes were spewing rainbows

and he had pissed his pants.

[dewatdawn1]

ILLEGAL.

[BelgianBabe99]

I love how many recognizable hetalia nerds are on here xD

[RtFaReAl]

@BelgianBabe99 i love hetalia!!! France is my favorite!

[W81HotPotLickin2nd]

0:04 that's how dave masturbates

[Sokua]

Seeing Dave's eyes is like Tavros getting sprayed over by water in a bucket.

Shit just got ILLLLLegal.

[dayday554466]

D--- John is crying because they are so beautiful! :D

[drawingbefun17]

I WANTED TO SEE! >:O

[Geekygirl456]

0:22

NOPE

NOBODY'S EVER GOING TO EDIT THAT TO MAKE IT SOUNDS LIKE JOHN'S GETTING FUCKED

NOPE

NEVER EVER

NO CHANCE OF THAT HAPPENING

[Joseponypants]

John did not prepare himself.

[SealandishKittens]

why is dave's hand on john's butt

[GermanysVitalRegion]

I can't get over all the face-hugging.

[BlueCheezu]

His eyes are candy red. Like. Seriously.

Why he never takes off his shades.

[Amphy720]

@BlueCheezu C4NDY C4NDY R3D >:]

[FaithTheMutt]

No one can handle the sexy I MEAN COOLNESS

OF

DAVE STRIEDER~

[KariBaine]

His body was not ready...

[TheMrparrot]

When you see Dave's eyes you will lose your virginity.

[RtFaReAl]

@TheMrparrot DAMN RIGHT! :3

[kwissie2]

@TheMrparrot what happens if uve already lost it?

[RomanianVampyre]

I WARNED YOU ABOUT MY EYES, BRO.

I TOLD YOU, DOG.

[HeavyMetalHindu]

What is Dave doing with that smuppet and what is John doing to his head? 0_o

[Venicexvee]

0:21 - 0:37 sounds like john just lost his virginity XD

[MossehTheEevee14]

@Venicexvee Your comment just made this video 10 times better.

I respect you.

<3

[MossehTheEevee14]

@Venicexvee YES. YES. YES.

How did you know I shipped this??? XD

[TheVampireRose]

John so o fuck, in that position makes me ...uncomfortable

[courtneymary10]

DAT RUMP

[time0space0witch]

shit got illegal the minute john asked

[TheKiara111]

DATASS face 0:09 :D

[Zeno111195]

Illegal you say? Well... you are underage...

[kittygumdrop1]

2 people/troll couldnt handle it...

[Macalthehedgebat]

arnt his eyes red, i think thats what the wiki says...

[SieylahXMaple]

@Macalthehedgebat

they are, there are 2 parts in homestuck where it shows his eye. (upclose)

[jaiesutciffe]

This is really awkward to watch without sound. :I

[sweetrain98]

Is it just a coincidence Dave's hands were near John's butt..

[MusicaGirl101]

The art in this made the chill voices so much better xD

[SirGentleshark]

D-> This section of commentary is unbeffiting of proper behavior and f001ish! You will all cease this at once.

[LetheSoda]

Doing something impudent with that smuppet, Dave?

[OtakuArashi16]

NO F41R! 1 W4NN4 SM3LL!

[OphanTheHateEater]

@OtakuArashi16 uH, tEREZI? dOES KARKAT KNOW YOU ARE LOOKING AT HUMANS AGAIN?

uH-OH. dOES HE KNOW I AM HERE, tOO?

[OtakuArashi16]

@OphanTheHateEater

H33H33

1 WONT T3LL 1F YOU WONT!

[OphanTheHateEater]

@OtakuArashi16 uM, oK.

[OtakuArashi16]

@OphanTheHateEater >:]

[DemonicKittens1313]

@OphanTheHateEater WTF, TEREZI'S LOOKING AT HUMANS AGAIN?! ):B<

[MissMyNameIsEpic]

@OphanTheHateEater Wazz up in the hood

[6mustangboy]

John wares shorts

[worshipsoundz]

i remember thinking dave has not fell in love with the Lord....dave's not out in the deep things of the Lord....when girdley did that to me throught daves eyes.

[parrygrippfan17]

AW SHIT.

XD I FOUND IT.

This was the first Homestuck video I ever saw, and it was before I read Homestuck.

BUT I GET IT NOW.

[Yakida01]

@parrygrippfan17 wElCoMe AbOaRd, MoThErFuCkEr.

of course, you realize...

YOU WILL NEVER BE MOTHERFUCKIN FREE

[Leviticase]

@parrygrippfan17 Praise the lord. HE UNDERSTANDS! U SEE HE LIGHT, CHILD! NEVER LOOK AWAY FROM IT!!!

[allygrl07]

I read the description before watching.

...

[catmaniac8x]

I can't stop watching these voice acting videos :O

[TwinDragons310]

But they're so cool. X3

[coggearalex]

I love the clockwork orange music xp

[AmberLeaMiller92]

0:04: What the hell was he doing with that Smuppet? o__o

[ShiningEnjeru]

PERSONAL.

BUBBLE.

[Geekygirl456]

John's body was not re- OH JESUS IT SAYS IT IN THE DESCRIPTION. 

[haruko014]

There penises...

[Baconhead98]

0:15 is the creepiest picutre of John I have EVER seen.

[MayuhoHiruhota]

WHAT THE SHIT DO HIS EYES LOOK LIIIIIIIIIIIKE!!!??!??!??!?!!!­

[ToonTownFan9700]

@MayuhoHiruhota They're red.

[MayuhoHiruhota]

@ToonTownFan9700 ...Realy?

[ToonTownFan9700]

@MayuhoHiruhota Yeah. Look on MSPAwiki. And Jade's are green, John's blue, and Rose's...like a violet-y color.

[Sconeness]

you sherman?

[ShiShiLoveKat]

I cant get over all the face hugging

[Tomyotan]

Replace Dave with Hussie, John with the fanbase, and Dave's eyes with EOA5.

[gtamythmaster43]

@Tomyotan

WhAt'S mOtHeRfUcKiNg EOA5?

HoNk.

[NekiiFTW]

@gtamythmaster43

End Of Act 5

When things go to shit, Gamzee.

[ChemicalNeko]

@Tomyotan Oh my gog no. Please no. I WASN'T READY FOR THAT PART. ;A;

[TheInfinitePower007]

@Tomyotan Replace John's crying with my reaction to EOA5. No, about the same.

[77lyric77]

this looks like B1nd1's artwork...correct me if i'm wrong

[KittennPajamas]

Is dave playing that smuppet like a guitar in the beginning?

[TheWolfSkye]

@KittennPajamas Let us all hope to gog that he was doing that. That. And nothing else.........

[KittennPajamas]

@TheWolfSkye 8| oh...oh.

[tri0link]

NAK!  'n'

[Xennified]

You cannot grasp the true form of Dave's eyes.

[roronoazololover23]

Shits gonna get illegal up in here

[xHappiestSadist]

He had another pair of sunglasses underneath those sunglasses.

[Murdocissoawesome]

Bitches.

Love.

Smuppets.

[aidaidan]

It would have been perfect if Eridan had burst in, slapped John, and yelled "QUIT YOUR CRYIN BITCH."

:3

[rinkufan11]

Oh my gog, every single panel in this is pure amazing. John and Dave really love hugging each other's faces. <3

[MayuhoHiruhota]

ME WHAT SEE DAVE EYE!!!!!

[aquirethefire7]

oh god what is air

[viewerofcomedylol]

ASS TOUCH

[XxwarriorwolvesxX]

@viewerofcomedylol BAD TOUCH

[theninjabox8]

for illegal purposes... i'm gonna need that sound effect when he takes of the glasses.

[MUGENanaya]

I bet theres amother pair of sunglasses under that.

[theninjabox8]

@MUGENanaya haha! kakashi style!

[xXnoatjeeeXx]

the swag was too much.

[snowpocalypse69]

anyone else notice how at 0:04 dave is doing... something to a smuppet

[PKRockin7]

I've seen your video about Eridan propositioning Karkat for sex, I've seen your vid on Gamzee crying about being rejected by Tavros, hell I even saw the vid with Eridan in a skirt but this has to be your gayest video. Just look at 0:15 if you're still skeptical.

No disrespect, I actually feel like this is the most homosexual video you have.

[AlfredxArthur26]

.. I wonder what Dave's eyes look like. *Thinks of Dave's Anime KAWAII DESU eyes* Ho SHIT!

[EeveeChan132]

DAVES EYES IS SO ANIME KAWAII DAYSU

[PastaaaaaProductions]

WELL THEN.

That poor, poor boy. ;_;

[dAforgetful01]

:c Why are people arguing? Master Yorgi's sanctuary is a HAPPY place..

[xXundertakerbearXx]

i want to see them ;n;

[TheHomestuck]

@xXundertakerbearXx Dave's eyes are red D:<!

[xXundertakerbearXx]

@TheHomestuck ive yet to get that far to see ;n;

[TheHomestuck]

@xXundertakerbearXx Well...

[xXundertakerbearXx]

@TheHomestuck sorry D: >

[TheHomestuck]

@xXundertakerbearXx Whats there to be sorry about :L?

[ladyXlebo]

I love how John and Dave are having 'space issues'.



[GLaD1138]

lOoks LiKe MoTheR FuckIn MiRacLeS BrO

[nofacemegismad]

@GLaD1138 Hey you ain't Gamzee :U

your name includes GLaD(OS)

portal

not homestuck :U

Unless Gamzee is the new GLaDOS :U

[WittleWaifu]

@nofacemegismad If Gamzee was GlaDOS in the game, I would play it even more then I do now.

which would mean, even when i'm sleeping. :U

uhm

Tavros should be the oracle turret. and.. Dave can be the fail turrets. and stuff. c:

[nofacemegismad]

@WittleWaifu ... YES. I love you son.

[WittleWaifu]

@nofacemegismad YAAAY 

[nofacemegismad]

@WittleWaifu :D

[WittleWaifu]

@nofacemegismad I LOVE YOU TOO, NEW DAD.

[AkiAMV]

Was... Was that a Rainbow Brite sound effect when he took off his glasses?

[TeamFortress2Scout5]

i like the part from 0:00 to 0:04

[elronman]

Eye... can handle it.

[TeamFortress2Scout5]

WuT



[HisokaKurone]

I was expecting Cyclops shit to happen and lazers would beam from hi eyes.

[osweetie246]

@HisokaKurone nah that's Sollux. XD

[HisokaKurone]

@osweetie246 Um. Okay.

[osweetie246]

@HisokaKurone if you haven't read that far, he IS in the comic and you'll see what i mean.

[HisokaKurone]

@osweetie246 I have read that far, I know what you're talking about. I just don't see why you decided to point that out. I thought lazers were going to come out of his eyes, that didn't happen. Plain and simple. There was no need for you to point out Sollux since this comic has nothing to do with the canon.

[osweetie246]

@HisokaKurone well, i was just making a pun, as after Sollux eats the mind honey something akin to lazers do shoot out of his eyes in the ACTUAL comic, and that's why i was pointing it out as it was ironic. And although this was a fan-made comic, it is NOT using fan-characters, so therefore the canon comic can still be related to it as its STILL Andrew Hussie's John Egbert and Dave Strider. it would be much different if these were, say, Original Characters made by MasterYorgi for, say, a HS RP.

[HisokaKurone]

@osweetie246 tl;dr

[osweetie246]

@HisokaKurone alright i'll shorten it. i just proved you wrong, really. ;P

[HisokaKurone]

@osweetie246 I was actually going to correct you on everything you said. I ended up not doing so because I ran out of space. You did not prove me wrong at all, you tried to, but you didn't. Now, people like you irritate me, so stop replying.

[osweetie246]

@HisokaKurone actually, people like you irritate me to the point of irrationality, so i'm going to be irrational here and say i really hate your guts now because YOU CAN'T TAKE A FUCKING JOKE.

i made a joke, because of the irony of the situation, and im not going to apologise for wasting your time.

now, be a good sir/madam, and GO. FUCK. YOURSELF. GOOD MOTHERFUCKIN DAY TO YOU.

[HisokaKurone]

@osweetie246 Pffft. Lol.

[AbeTheMightyFish]

i love all the kawaii eye sparkles when dave takes his glasses off

it's my headcanon that dave has UBER KAWAII DESU MOE MOE eyes under his glasses

[cherrybabe121]

@AbeTheMightyFish this headcanon wont get out of my head now

[AbeTheMightyFish]

@cherrybabe121 You're welcome ^________________^

[TheNobodyClub]

What was... Dave... doing with that puppet... when John walked in? o__o

[warXnXpeace]

I love howw they wwere just touchin each other...... I MEAN. Filthy disgustin land dwwellers....

[ybfan666]

What is Dave doing to that Smuppet? xDD ...Actually, I'd rather not know.

[MrGafs]

Dude, I love your John's voice.

[ELopez1671]

John reminds me of Spongebob.

[TheXxxDUCKxxx]

0:04 I giggle at that part everytime! I don't understand why though. XD

[TheDemonicBanana]

THE FANS DID THIS TO HIM

THEY MADE DAVE'S EYES ALL KAWAII DESU SHIT N ALL THAT

[Insaniloids]

SIDEBURNS

[Ranako515]

SPARKLE DESU

[RevolutionaryLoser]

Take the voices off and this is basically yaoi. Good quality yaoi.

[TramatizedPanda]

John was saying "Oh fuck. oh fuck. oh fuck. oh fuck." because the smuppet was shoved in his pants. :B

[tapixt]

dchhfdvfsjcvhgbdfjgscvhgxbgufv­ghahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh KANAYA

[AriaAsacura]

these voices are perfect

[ihappy1]

who let John eat some of Gamzee's pie?

[Kitkaloid]

Dave is anime.

[KittennPajamas]

these positions

and poses

they get so amazing

[phase866]

John was heartbroken in seeing that Dave actually had KAWAII KAWAII DESU SPARKLY EYES NYAA. It happens to the best of us, bro.

[inferno232]

I watched this at first with the volume off on accident. It was... Strange.

[Aresftfun]

Lulz, Dave.

[Zaregato]

I'm not going to lie. The moment Dave whipped off his glasses, one of my contacts fell out. Apparently I wasn't ready either.

[Spiritwolf623]

@Zaregato XD lol that's awsome.

[AltiasNom]

DESUUUU!~

[SakasamaReinboo]

Dave: Are you ready man?

John: *Ass is in the air* Oh Fuck Oh Fuck Oh Fuck Oh Fuck! + A +

Am I the only person who did excepted John to be crying after hearing this?