No More Heroes - Rank 3 Battle

[Aisee27insignia]

Granny doesnt fuck around!........No Top comment this time? Ok

[bowserjr55]

Awesomest music for a boss ever

[RathalosonVolt]

Wait, she became third ranked with only one weapon only usable in open places?

...that makes sense.

[CerberusT93]

@RathalosonVolt It seems that Rank 3 is always kinda Obscure. In NMH 2 Capt Vladimir wasn't even on the planet before you fight him.

[RathalosonVolt]

@CerberusT93 yeah lol

[ThePavlovskii]

granny dont fuck around

[1dui1]

That gun is chuck norris' man piece

[vc180191]

Hey wait, according to the Rank 6 boss, Travis cannot bring himself to kill women (hence not killing either Shinobu or the Rank 6, who suicides with a grenade instead), how come he has no trouble cutting her head off?

[smartbro678]

@vc180191 because of his master's death?

[NarwhalKlng]

Can I just ask where did Granny get that?

[LordKraken3]

0:06 FUCK YOU YA LITTLE PRICK

[Minnakht23]

Cosplaying Marisa isn't for grannies.

[dark7element]

God DAMN I hated Speed Buster so much. Not only did she kill one of the coolest characters in the game, but she's a ridiculously cheap boss. Doesn't even bother to fight you hand to hand, just uses that damn laser cannon and makes you fight flunkies. Definitely the boss I got the most satisfaction from killing.

[burnoutpro15]

Quoted from SomeCallMeJohnny: The Speed Buster and her BIG....FUCKING....CANNON!

[logendomaster2010]

that beam is a one hit kill when your katana is with no battery?

[akzorx22]

@fxckingbrutal

After you kill Holly Summers, you get the "US government secret", you take it to Naomi and she'll make it.

[evan32698]

Dow Hellstorm cannnon reference? COMMANDER! I WANT THAT GUN FIRING AGAIN!

[fxckingbrutal]

HOOOWWWW do you get that weapon???

[TheStorz76]

man i wish they bring thunder ryu back in the third game

[derasclan]

pause the vid press 2 repeatedly it sounds weird

[wolfie9113]

eh, im like 2x that size, not very impressive.

[Americanrocker777]

shed a tear first time this happened

[ninjiss]

you know id buy everything from the store for his clothes except for t shirts because theres allot of them.

[emoringthing]

WOW THTS HOW YOU GET HER? THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sysLink15]

i think no more heroes is an awsome game (especially #2) but travis should have more combos

[smallsthe1st]

Quoted from peanut3423: Oh yeah. GRANNY DOESN'T FUCK AROUND...

[Shadsilvson11]

Speed Buster is the easiest boss in the game. It really makes me wonder how the hell Shinobu, Holly Summers, Destroyman and Death Metal were unable to outrank this joke.

[ConfusedAndAwesome]

@Shadsilvson11 Don't forget Harvy, and Letz Shake!

[ninjiss]

@ConfusedAndAwesome those two were the easiest

[ConfusedAndAwesome]

@ninjiss Your argument is inaccurate. You never fight Letz Shake...In the first game.

[ninjiss]

@ConfusedAndAwesome thats pretty true when you think about it.

[RagingBear101]

@Shadsilvson11 Did you suddenly forget about her awesome cannon? And she could easily Holly. Grenades and rockets aren't that good when you have a HUGE FUCKING CANON that's also extremely fast.

[Shadsilvson11]

@RagingBear101 Yeah her cannon is pretty awesome (insert peanut3423's "Granny doesn't fuck around" quote here), but one flaw the cannon has is it can only fire one way in a straight line. Bit easier to dodge than rockets.

[thebigbluefly]

in the words of peanut 3423 "oh yeah granny dosent fuck around!"

[YourStalkeress]

The lazer is raping my ears. D:

[signis94]

All you have to do is reach the bitch,and introduce her to death

[LiIGrim]

After all the fights, he gets to first base with an old lady.

Plus, I thought he didn't kill women?

[kingjcare121]

@LiIGrim yes he doesnt kill women but does speed buster even REMOTELY look like a women?

[LiIGrim]

@kingjcare121 its still a woman

[AndrewSpriter]

@kingjcare121 well, he does kill Jeane after

[ocarinafan100]

Ewwwww i paused at 2:17

[TheAfroBear]

To this day, I wonder what happened to that damn cat...

[skulljoint]

@TheAfroBear maybe the laser beam destroyed it

[TheAfroBear]

@skulljoint Well, considering cat Jeane is in the second game, how in the hell did it survive?

[skulljoint]

@TheAfroBear to be honest, at the time that first cutscene played i suspected the cat to be my next opponent. But then i was disappointed by some fat witch. Maybe its the offspring of godzilla? Since godzillas indestructable you see.

[luigikiller1000]

@TheAfroBear you see the cat ater thunder ryu dies

[chargerfighter1]

It's funny to hear this old lady when she said "Oh, shit!" after you dropped the pole on her cannon.

[Salamentarg]

Granny doesn't fuck around.

[manfandan]

Thats the most badass granny ever

[TrakMiro]

That's a long cannon.

[Acroix707]

My french teacher looks like speed buster lol

[johnlucas1]

The voice acting in this game really put it over the top. The anguished "NOOOO!" Travis cries when Thunder Ryu dies was heartwrenching. They'll be talking about this game 20 years from now. It's a classic.

[Malee1995]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

meow

[Snipertoaster]

I wouldn't consider this a BOSS per sé. More like a sort of I don't know... a minigame?

[RagingBear101]

@Snipertoaster ALL ranked fights are considered bosses.

[Snipertoaster]

@RagingBear101 Well, that was delayed! Also, I don't consider this one a boss. I'm not saying "This isn't a boss. FACT." I don't consider her a boss due to no actual fighting her, she only has one attack and you simply have to get to the end of a level. THAT'S IT.

[Coolaconroy]

whos travis' master? was he shinobu's father?

[BakuMamX]

i love how she acts like she's on tourettes.

[KookyKidZ09]

granny is not fightning you physicaly in the first part which is stupid.

[marioster2]

well i see the difference between them not much even with the blood or the severed head

[demonicLEMONS]

BAD KITTY!

[Slinker19]

wow jacobs death was sort of like a heaven smile wasnt it? lol

[zhazha23]

@Slinker19 I thought you had to hit the weak spot on a Smile to have it explode in blood. XD

[Treeton14]

love this boss lol

[DaBigmac824]

How did he get a clean cut with that thing

[HatredEternal]

@DaBigmac824 Thats actually a really good question......

[wariofan11111]

ive gotton really unlucky in this battle got dark side mode way too many which wont help because u dont go fast enough to dodge the lazer

[ROFLPEDIA]

GRANNEH WITH HER LAZARS LOLOLO

[Justsomecredit]

"A cat? haha... you frightened me for a second kitty..." "MASTER!" "Huh? GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" I loled. =]

[Dillpickel89]

Did He Ever Try just opening one of the doors?

[lylatfox4]

the thing about this omega is this was a tribute to the megaman fights of old

[rila]

Dang, a chicken cannon. XD

[CarmageddonHero]

Is the lazor instant kill?

[l4d2charger]

@CarmageddonHero yes...

[annscool123]

Hope Holly saw that one. Travis killed his first lady :D

[SethSandwhisper]

@annscool123 Well, you can't actually count that one... Imo Bad Girl was the first "Woman" he killed^^

[annscool123]

@SethSandwhisper I guess you're right lol

[Earthbound64]

Do I really hear after every shoot from the fat bitch saying KISA which means DAMN in english???

[TheDogmatix10]

1:poor kitteh, stuck in that damn minefield of a boss

2:wats up with a fuckin grocery cart turnin into a doomsday ray?

and 7: that was FUCKING OVERKILL at the beginning. FRICK

[GenericSoda]

I honestly liked this battle a lot

It was different, it kind of reminded me of a dumbed down Half-Life battle or a boss from Killer7 in that BUTTON MASH UNTIL THEY DIE wasn't how you won.

[Mind23xl]

she's hot

[MahajiHaji]

She's a G milf, fuck you all who don't think so.

[djtrain0495]

Lame battle, really cool character. Definitely one of my favorites.

[AshleymsChannel]

Speed Buster being a witch is like Edward Cullen being a vampire XD

[rikiranbass]

how cani get fast money in the game??? its just tiring doing the same mission over and over

[narckiller002]

@rikiranbass lol thts how u make money man i think doing the mission 18 with the alley way is the fattest way to make money i get 100k per run :P

[srnefe]

What the hell is jeane doin there??

[Crazylatinokid7]

HAHA SPEEED BUSSSTER "Fuck you ya' little prick"

[polarpenguin66]

thats all i had to do ... f***

[zaidimai3]

0:52 did he say aim for the c@ck

[AnimaniacXD]

wtf is tat they made the barrel fckin long just to see that it has a long way to go to point directly against travis

[freak8Out]

bitch

[MoorGame]

how did you figure out about the power bars. The only way i could beat her was because of this video i kept charging at the end and would never make it i was like wtf. did i missed something that told you about the power cords?

[jjacker111]

if u look at the map it tells u of all the things on the field that are breakable

[treyhotwheel]

Did Jeane die?If that cat does I am sad :(.

[element1315]

no but she becomes very very fat

[zaidimai3]

1:12 you can see that see survives

[OuendanCyrus]

0:26 why's Jeane there? =o

[narckiller002]

dude tht old school looking katana ryu's holding looks badass why could travis just have used tht ?

[zachbrown95]

the sond of the lazer is like a train but deadly

[timmytouched]

I have the european version with no blood. The part were she picks up the witches head in my version she picks up the hat. And that guy catching it freaks out and I was like Why the heck is he freaking out over a hat. Now I see the real version. Suda sucks for censoring the european version. But NMH2 will be un cut!

[Blibbles]

@timmytouched From what I read, Suda 51 did the same in the original Japanese version. xD The American version was the only one that got the copious amounts of blood.

[southparkdudz]

poor master that witch was a bitch

[Rsguyprime]

ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew disinfect ur mouth travis!

[TheParadoxPrototype]

OMG SHE'S A FIRIN' HER LAZER.

[TheDogmatix10]

@TheParadoxPrototype which looks like a fucking chicken..........weird?

[ConfusedAndAwesome]

@TheParadoxPrototype Boooooo.

[TheParadoxPrototype]

@ConfusedAndAwesome Had to be done

[ConfusedAndAwesome]

@TheParadoxPrototype Orly.

[MurakamiTenshi]

This looks like an extremely fun fight

[RetroEternity]

It really is.

[Ooyo00]

xD

Fuck u u little whatever :D

[Agumon2509]

lol he said (F you you little Prick)

[SonicSoldier93]

i guess travis really doesnt like to kill women. but she killed ryu so travis makes an exception for once

[sepewrath]

Wasn't the most exciting boss battle, but the beginning was hilarious how she put together that big ass cannon every time the camera moved away from her for a second. But I did like the fact that it was a boss battle that incorporated the environment more, it was a nice change of pace. Also I didn't cut down the pole, I just went up the middle until I got the kill scene.

[Dracomancer350]

fuck you ya little prick lol

[crazywolf68]

heh you missed the trading card cuz u were going so fast

[AshleymsChannel]

i know why they used the megaman idea. its supposed to be a tribute to the old video games that rocked.

[gabristifler]

goodbye thunder ryu!

[rsuriyop]

WTF? i had absolutely no idea you could knock down the telephone pole like that to take out her cannon. no wonder it took me sooo long to beat it!

[DevilMayWolf]

Why does her gun look like a chicken head?

[dominicj1991]

Quickman's real creator at work :O

[Bydocannon]

@dominicj1991 No, Quickman's lazer maker at work XD

[Isabelline]

Aw, was that Jeane at the beginning or just a random cat?

Hehe. So I'm like two ranks away from her right now. She's one scary bitch ._.;

[hcig]

its jeane, if you watch the door when you leave for this match, she walks right out the door

[bastardpirate1]

how the hell is she rank 3?

[TWOPRC]

well she has a big ass canon thingy so she uses that thing

[bastardpirate1]

but i mean... yea... other than that she's a push over....

granny tactics to set up a gun and shoot

[0IronRose0]

You don't think a mega cannon like that can kill a person. As a plus, who's gonna suspect a little old granny to kill?

[YourMailCenter]

@bastardpirate1 well, fire that on a city and you'll see why

[iEatUrEggroll]

how is that magic?

[Bman4717732]

the quote in the begginning made me think he was some dude that hates the world, turns out it was an old lady!

[redworld98]

mega ass!!!!!!!!!!!!

[t7clough]

"Even if u had nine lives" she got that from seeing the cat

[Gaara296]

A small adorable kitten!!

[SuperPandas]

"You are the thrid ranked assassin? ...BITCH!"

[AvengerX13]

I thought Travis didn't kill women especially old granny ladys...

[AgentAlloy]

i think he got over that

[CyberLance26]

He only does not want to kill women if they are hot.

[FuzzyGhost]

I think he also makes an exception for crazy women too, which would explain Bad Girl.

[CyberLance26]

Lol yea being crazy and killing people probably made her more scary than hot.

[hcig]

or scary hot.

Mmmmmm

after what happened with holly, he seems to no longer care, and you know he is going to kill silvia for being a bitch, before the series is over

[Bman4717732]

i think he killed this lady because she killed his teacher dude.

[RoyyzMutilation]

@CyberLance26 except Bad Girl

[SuaveNerd2000]

@CyberLance26 actually he started killing women after holly because he found out she dishonored her by not killing her....

afterwards he kills assassins after each gender... but he's a bit more respectful to each of them... Kinda like a punk turned man.... bloodthirsty but still a man

[CyberLance26]

@SuaveNerd2000 I did not think about that when i beat the game.

I was just thinking that it was strange that he said he did not wanna kill women before when the girl was young and hot but he killed this old fat woman with no problems at all.

[SuaveNerd2000]

@CyberLance26 well that's japan for you...

[jacobeickmeier123]

@CyberLance26 But he kills Cloe, Jeane, and Bad Girl

[CyberLance26]

@jacobeickmeier123 Its been a long time since i played the first game but i think there was only the girl he does not want to kill and this woman and Bad girl in that game.

I havent played the second game yet.

[chargerfighter1]

@jacobeickmeier123

Cloe commits suicide, Jeane is his evil half -sister, and Bad Girl is a drunk bitch.

[jacobeickmeier123]

@chargerfighter1 Cloe gets sliced up lol

[chargerfighter1]

@jacobeickmeier123

Nvm, I was thinking of Holly. Cloe's in NMH2, right?

[jacobeickmeier123]

@chargerfighter1 Exactly

[Cubekou]

@CyberLance26

besides, the fact that women who are able to put up a fight without the assistance of a fancy gadget is a sign that they maybe good in bed thus, if he has to kill that woman, it may become a huge loss to him in his sexual subconscious.

[MrFuzzyHatMan]

Jeane?! :O Awesome. That cat is like Travis -- Looks vulnerable, but are so freakin' tough, they can survive ANYTHING.

Honest to god, I know why shes a witch. Because, like a rhyme, shes really a bitch =/.

Why a cannon? Could have been some awesome dark magic beam.

But god, that was the WORST battle I've seen. It just failed.

[jjacker111]

nine lives man

[CroSSGuardXX]

im in this boss fight and i just died in the begining

[ummmmXD]

LOL. Love the opening bit when he says: "So your the third rank asssasin?...BITCH?!"

[iamawhopperjr]

I'm guessing he's Travis' master... -_-

[DesertTornado]

thunder ryu

lern2sidequest story build up

[IMMATRAVISTOUCHDOWN]

hate this fight

[Murrythebrawn]

no thunder ryu!

[demonshinob1]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!!!!

[Lexi112792]

First time seeing her I was like...

"What can an old hag do with a damn shopping cart?!" XD

...but when the first attack came I was like...

"......oh..." O_O"

[kirbyowns14]

this is my fav fight. its awesome. :D

[lovelyxxREVOLVER]

I'm surprised he didn't shrivel up into dust. And that was probably the ONLY woman he could have killed, EVER. Nobody COULDN'T want to kill her, ew.

[SilentFlame111]

Guy 1: Hey Travis! What does the scouter say about her power levels?

Guy 2: It's over 9000!!!!!

Guy 1: What?! 9000?! There's no way that could be right!!

[adfasdfadafasdf]

Poor Travis

[MagicAssasin]

Anybody else notice that she says "damn" in japanese a lot? xD

Every other sentence was "KUSO!"

[demonshinob1]

is that really how they say damn in japanese, because my little nephew saw me play this boss, and he kept saying the word over and over again ^_^

[5785691]

her gun is a chicken???