Early Rare Simon Pegg Stand Up Comedy Routine 1995

[Brunosius]

"Simon Pegg remember, the name, you saw him here first."

[MrGLM1915]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIMON

[awesomefrankrapid]

Reminded of Alan Partridge towards the end

[chedoodle]

Having a Simon Pegg marathon tomorrow :D

Hot Fuzz

Shaun of the Dead

Spaced

Paul

All my favourites. Anyone wanna come?

[Wilsonsdrinklist]

He's gonna be somebody

[chanchan4eva]

THIS IS PERFECT! He looks so young!

[fayenesse]

he sounds like hugh laurie..

[AMY1213141]

Is he blonde or ginger? Cause sometimes I see him and he's blonde and then I see him somewhere else and he's ginger

[peski73]

@AMY1213141

Wierd innit, its like there is 2 of them!!!!!

He is an orange head, and dyes it yellow, surely!

[AMY1213141]

@peski73 Yeah, I reckon he(did?) dye(s) it blonde too

[lichlich123]

He was so funny in MI:Ghost Protocol

[BoooRatt]

Wow he was not that different back then!

One day this man would play Scotty!

[frostedlambs]

lol he looks like Eminem

[DBTFxC]

@frostedlambs no he doesn't...

[frostedlambs]

@DBTFxC sorry.....

[xxaimpiratexx]

why am I watching british stuff right now o.o

[cawthy07]

@xxaimpiratexx why wouldnt you you fucking ignorant cunt

[xxaimpiratexx]

@cawthy07 Because after hearing your mother's annoying fucking accent all night, its really intolerable now.

[cawthy07]

@xxaimpiratexx aah yeah she mentioned you actually... she said you had a fucking tiny cock and couldnt perform in bed

[daughterofHashem]

He's adorable

[Crazie982467]

Wait he's not a redhead?

[elentheawesome]

He hasn't aged a day! The man is immortal...

[McLarenGeeZx]

@elentheawesome

And so this man should be.

[Rockster2112]

If you look at younger pictures of Seth MacFarlane he looks just like younger Simon Pegg. Weird because now they don't look alike at all.

[AdamfMc]

How odd he sounds. His voice keeps breaking. Was he still going through puberty or something?

[nejabee]

this is so precious~! :D I just really love him :3

[pcvideogamer]

I used to be a "spaced" fan and because i was active on their fan forums under the name of 'HappyDaiz' (which was a name after a female character in the show "Daisy") I'm a man you see and i helped create a chat-room on the site, he actually popped in and we chatted, we met at a spaced convention and the look he gave me when i said i was HappyDaiz... i knew he was hoping for some sexy fan humping goodness... sadly i was a bloke... poor old Simey... sorry old son, i couldn't hump ya! :)

[Stagedoorjenny]

@pcvideogamer I'm an old skool spaced forumer too, was at that very convention! Went as Twist DKNY 'urban warfare range'. Do you remember Nick answering my mobile during the Q&A, was my mum.. he said "She's busy right now, I'll get her to call you back..." Them were the daiz ;)

[pcvideogamer]

@Stagedoorjenny thanks for that, i went to the first one... had a jaffa cake eating contest with Edgar Wright who won :) i used to be quite popular on those forums what with my wit and amusing word usements...

But i fell from grace for helping a damson in distress... who in turn some years later abandoned me and my kindness for a lingering void of misapprehension, anyhew... good ole times, London... the place where nothing ever happens. :)

[BearofCoolness]

@EricaWeasley He is trying to avoid being a ginger.

[halfabeet]

@BearofCoolness He isn't ginger.

[BearofCoolness]

@halfabeet That's what he says in his memoir, Nerd Do Well.

[yonyorklad]

Just finished reading his autobiogrqphy. // A great read. // I had no idea he did stand-up so was excited to try and find some on Youtube. // Looks like this is the only clip there is, so cheers for posting! // :)

[PeripheryFan76]

I love em in shuan of the dead!

[thetrueparadisecity]

I realy liked him before but after this - now I just love the guy. Stand up is hard so much respect to SImon, he is way too funny :)

[Infiltrator667]

"Simon Pegg, remember the name, you saw him first"

New he's in countless comedy movies.

[rockpig63]

Peggy is so talented,he is a real diamond

[neilwilson557]

"i had to let him go because i ran out of T bags" lol

[MetalDemon6669]

simon pegg, you got red on you

[kloftw]

HIS HAIR.

[EricaWeasley]

@kloftw I feel like he was trying to look like Eminem? Only a British Eminem...especially with the flannel.

[Rentgrrrl92]

@EricaWeasley Eminem wasn't even popular in 1995

[Route23Productions]

He looks like Stewie here. And the accent helps to that too.

[wenaldy]

Stan eminem

[phemyda94]

And now he's famous with a beard... how about that!

[95AnnieAnnie95]

i hate stand ups, i never laugh, but this is good or it's possibly because i'm already a fan of simon pegg

[S3CT1ON]

a cat from Beaminster ? i went to school there :)

[POD97]

1:33 he has a gotee beard at the moment! :)

[Richy15251]

really doesn't look like him *.*

[rachel11smith]

I wonder if his friend was Nick Frost.

[sk00kumtumtum]

@rachel11smith I was wondering that, as well. They do have that story of the time Nick hit his head in the woods and Simon thought he was faking and just went on home.

[rachel11smith]

@sk00kumtumtum

Never heard of that story either..

[sk00kumtumtum]

@rachel11smith Oh it's a funny one. Apparently they got a couple liters of cider, went into the woods, found an disused tube station and decided, drunkenly, that it would be a good place to live. But then they were walking back to their flat and Nick tripped or something and hit his head. Simon went home, thinking that Nick was faking, but ended up about 45 minutes later having to take Nick to the hospital. I'll see if I can find it, think it's a Q&A.

[paolunna]

just love him

[BlueSharkBoy434]

LMAO! My God, he's brilliant!

[rachel11smith]

What does he say after "bugger off" at 03:24

[mattypark]

@rachel11smith "I told you last month you bastard now piss off.Off you go bloody great round thing in the sky."

[hattrickk15]

Lol so funny him talking about not being able to grow a beard XD

[Matthewkilb]

Ah, the 90s, when you could actually see decent original comedy on the telly.

[DjNicksy85]

@Matthewkilb agreed!



[ttaMLowe]

you dont have to be british to understand but

you do have to know about our culture a little bit especialy when he talks about the bristol local news you will only get stuff like that if you know what bristol is like really

[AntFuze]

Some guy I know keeps complaining that you have to be British to understand his humor ...... I LOVE being Australian XD

[Frusciantefan77]

I guess its cause I'm American but this whole routine went right over my head.

[MakeSensePlz]

@Frusciantefan77 yea ure prolly right, we dont produce many fart jokes.

[0800Batmobile]

@MakeSensePlz - OHHHHHH /performs flicky hand motion that people do to indicate someone being intellectually dominated/

[SunShineNotAvailable]

Am I the only one who thinks he should speak in the West Country accent all the time? :)

[mjndblain]

i dident laugh... but i do love simon pegg

[staysurf999]

british eminem much?

[thelonelyslayer]

mr. pegg is gorgeous.

[meelzonweelz69]

nice shirt



[blackserenade24]

not half bad lol

[djrizla420]

My uncle once fell down a cliff while on holilday in the west country, he had to be airlifted by helicopter to hospital.

Even today, locals still talk about the day the giant metal bird came down from the sky and ate a man.

lol

[Achiox]

Best punchline ever.

[justmightbeokay]

Russell Howard's doing basically the same routine to this very day...cunt

[Avaela]

I think maybe Eminem stole his hairstyle from Simon Pegg

[eldospinks]

@Avaela And about 0.1% of his talent.

[rkmmrheb1]

I never knew Simon pegg was a stand up, ok now he is really my idol.

[PhazonKirby]

I love simon pegg, i think he's a brilliant man, but I didn't understand a single one of these jokes cause I'm an american. Sad day.

[RussianRed007]

@PhazonKirby lol hey I'm american and I understood..... but I live in the UK. yeah sad day....

[lcozzarelli]

@RussianRed007 I'm an American living in the US, and I understood most of it .  Except I didn't get the 3rd thing with the teabags in his dorm room, and we don't have those cones he's talking about..

[defeiticeira]

@lcozzarelli "I'm an American living in the US" ..... REALLY????!

[lcozzarelli]

@defeiticeira Some Americans live abroad, you know. ;)

[Turnipician]

@lcozzarelli students in the UK steal traffic cones and the British stereotypically make tea for workmen.

[lcozzarelli]

@Turnipician ah--thanks :)

[brandyapplecore]

Who is the gentleman doing the presenting?

[mattypark]

@brandyapplecore A comedy writer called Barry Cryer.

[carllafong69]

@mattypark The Godfather of British TV comedy...

[MissMeatcleaver]

hahahahhaha omg that was sooo funny!

[rouansi]

AAAAAAAAAAA-MAAAZING!!!!

[Emilygray91]

simply brilliant!

[kogafan314]

=D i love Simon Pegg!!!!

[TheRealBarnez]

"And a small workman doing road repairs off to the left." - You dont get jokes like Simon's much any more :(

[sploosh09]

hes sooooo funny.cutie he is. now he can grow jaor and it looks verry good

[DeadlyNightShade60]

here dave there it is again

BUGGER OFF XD

[Whaffel]

He's not trying to be funny, he IS funny.

I miss that in stand ups.

[KotowTV]

You saw him here first...

And now he's in STAR TREK for goodness sake.... xD

[lordtufty]

he hasn't aged

[spike100000000000]

god i love simon hes funny in shan of the dead and hot fuzz and his other stuff :)

[moviesmusicandshizz]

love the fact that usually on comedy shows they say remember the name they don't become famous but everyone loves simon pegg! :D

[MrGalaxyPictures]

Legend!!!!! Blood great round thing in the sky!

[plinkification]

How he never became a huge start straight after this I'll never know...

[frusciante39]

i've never seen him do stand up before and I'm so glad that this is really funny

[styx2u]

he can grow a beard NOW lol, this was years ago.

[Brookiexxxxxxxxxxxxx]

he so can grow a beard! he has 1 now

[TheRealBarnez]

It explodes when it detects the smell of marmite?! No more cones for me :(

[Arksimon2k]

haha this is quality

[lmacdonald78]

woah...this is old lol

[peggsgrl724]

I love this he was hilarious doing stand up.

[twolowdown]

will the real slim shady please stand up

[mistyballz100]

oh hes so cute!!!!!! i love this man! :)

[moshpotpaul]

Considering this is early days, it's not hard to see how he got where he is now!

[Jambohayo]

Lol, that dislike is just out of spite, I don't know why but I find that very funny

[Bloodmire9]

0 dislikes :D thats cus hes awesome

[penguin28269]

SIMON PEGG= LIFE :)

[Astrologon]

@penguin28269 No, sir - SIMON PEGG > LIFE ;)

[warmgulfwind]

He's gorgeous. I think he's geeky cute now but damn, he was hot.

[BomazXD]

remember the name... WOW is all am sayin

[charlieiscool1000]

im amazed how he dosent look neverous hes done so well for himself it takes balls too stand up on a small stage and do that infront of ppl and cameras 

[ronan255]

'Simon Pegg, remember the name, you saw him here first.'

I wonder how many people actually saw him there first.....

[ThePatrickMacalister]

This is awesome xD He's a genius. There should be more people who can work with their language like that. Politicians can't even do that!

[Bones666SimonPegg]

More on that story and possibly one more lol

[Bones666SimonPegg]

Loved the different accents!

[IronicCommando]

Why is Eminem talking in that fake english accent?

[charlieiscool1000]

coz hes a fucking dick Simon pegg is a legend this is funny and random Lol

[captaingoatbeard7]

AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!

[chrisspencerbarnes]

met me last week - he named are pub quiz team THE MOTHERFUCKING MASTER MINDS .

[shanelau0731]

Met him today.He wrote Fellow Bristol Student on my book.Love him!

[chrisspencerbarnes]

FOUND IT AT LAST !!!! . i did think he must had done his stand-up on tv . THANK YOU . bbc please keep this vid up

[xAMPUTECHTx]

"Simon Pegg. Remember the name, you saw him here first". Damn right, look at him now.

[adhdj1]

That joke at the end is the most ballsy thing I've ever seen a comedian do.

[SethHesio]

Barry Cryer! lol

[wotnuhellizdis]

The good old days and still funny as funk.

[McCoYiSaWsOmE101]

Wow!!!! what a cute guy!! <3

[csiew88]

The bit about throwing stones at the moon remains me of how Irish people make me pissed :-P

[daftmastercheifpunk]

wow,every one wore flannel in the 90's

[prometheusmegalith]

shit I'm 25 and I havn't done standup yet, I feel old.

[VortexProducer]

LOL!

[LittleMissTeatime]

Damn that was hilarious. Glad to see he's one of those comediens who can do stand up and comedy acting with equl talent. Usually you get people who excell at one or the other and then you get people like Simon and Dylan Moran who are just naturally funny at anything they put their hand to.

And by god you gotta love that student impression! Thank you so much for uploading this.

[prometheusmegalith]

interesting to see - you can see how he relaxed as he got into the set. You can see the beginnings of a great comedy actor here as well.

[tau4eva]

haha attacking the goatee?! he had one in shaun of the dead :)

[madjake]

He's not from Bristol, he's from Gloucester you TWAT

[mayolisp1]

Aw he's so young..! He was a tad shy back then!

[daken100]

i loved his and nick frost and Edgar Wrights (blood and ice cream trilogy) 1:shaun of the dead,2:hot fuzz and coming soon (the worlds end) 2011 they say that the film would have a science-fiction and doomsday theme with theyre Own twist to it

[EinahTeb]

And he's cute.

[olbrien]

Didn't know he was a stand up comedian =o

Still this guys is one of my favorite actors, makes me laugh every time the camera points at him eheh.

[ilanaonida]

has there ever been a moment when this man has not been funny?

[EcHeLoN5242]

ROFLMFAO!!!

[DoctorG55]

One of my favorite actors.....ok comedian.

[AnnatarYoung]

One of the very few comedic actors who's a good stand up comedian too!

[Pikaqiu]

well he has facial hair now lol :D

[Amesuki]

Fucking AMAZING! I'm from Bristol and its so fucking true. Amazing!!!! <3 Him

[nik28187]

never heard any of his old stuff this is brilliant!!

[Revaris]

PISS OFF bloody great round thing in the skyyyy :P

LOL.

[PrincessOfTheNight96]

@Revaris His face when he says that is priceless!!!! It made me LOL sooo hard!!

[Revaris]

@PrincessOfTheNight96 lol! indeed, it's a pretty hurrr durrrrr face alright. xD

[lifebites21]

Do not convince urself spliffs, joints, doubies, reefers are not real fags, THEY ARE!

i was on 40 a day and had to divide the rest of my time between eating and laughing

thats fucking funny as fuck ahahahahaha