The Real Peyton Manning

[JUXcaptainHOOK]

hilarious, Brady is cool too but i think he has no personality

[GRE8NESS1]

@Crabtreenumero1 the pats missed the playoffs the year brady was out but they still went 11-5. look at the colts record without manning. they have yet to win 1 game yet

[Sify35]

@Crabtreenumero1 they missed the playoffs the year Brady got hurt and missed the season... the dolphins won the division......

[Beastycolts18]

@Archona54 I think it's sad that every video there is with peyton manning and/ or Tom brady there always has to be an argument. It's sad. Mannings the best ever his team is proving it to us all right now so shut up and move on.

[Crabtreenumero1]

@Beastycolts18 Thank you finally someone sees it as I do Im a huge Manning fan however I respect Brady but stats show Brady out for season and they get playoffs Manning out for the season and they end up being the worst team

[GrumbleVolcano141125]

14 people didn't realize that this was a skit for SNL

[SignGuyDino]

13 people reported Peyton Manning to AttackWatch....

[SignGuyDino]

13 people are snitches that Peyton's gonna kill...

[NotreDameRoxmysox]

get your head outta your ass!  you suck.

[igetamercedes]

13 kids hate Peyton Manning

[Amoder0]

Good skit

[littlegino10]

Get open get open!

[mrsoftnessful]

Peyton "I throw you catch, it's not that hard, now get the fuck out of here"

[mrladiesman99]

Lmao

[demonwafflez]

"Why is the door open? Close the door!"

[buzz05232000]

hide your mouse, jesus

[sivret20]

Get open get OPEN! Best part its so subtle...yet hilarious

[aintbutathang]

cracking the fuck up. peyton does some funny shit. love the ones with justin timberlake, i think they are sony commercials.

[piggyrape1997]

Y are we comparing manning and Brady c'mon now Payton broke almost all QB records and got a championship all Brady has is a team he hasn't carried any team ever and peyton is the best there is don't argue just face facts Brady has a running game manning doesn't And when the defence knows it's a pass every time it's hard to win superbowls

[archona54]

@piggyrape1997 - lolwut? Brady carried the team more than a few times...and I'm a Steelers fan. If you think he hasn't you're blind, stupid and just hateful.

Peyton is great, but....

[SantaKlau5]

if i had a dollar for every pixel this video has

i'd have 1 dollar

[PrimeTimePlayer519]

@SantaKlau5 if i had a dollar for every time that joke has been used

i'd have 450,000 dollars

[8645538213]

Ha ha I'll kill a snitch

[Draycor4249]

At the cops part I laughed for about 15 minutes NOT JOKING!

[Patriots09ist]

I may be a Brady fan, but this was just comedic gold.

[jccollins4]

@ElCuloChulo If that's the case about the running game Brady had it in 2001 with Antowain Smith, he had 1,157 Yds and 12 TDS, in 2004 he had Corey Dillon, he had 1,635 Yds and 12 TDs. Joseph Addai had 1,081 Yds, and 7 TDs so those RB ran for more Yds and had 5 more TDs than him. So are they the reason that Brady has his SB rings? I can't wait to hear your biased response.

[jccollins4]

@ElCuloChulo Dude you get on everything that has Peyton Manning and make the same bullshit comment, First time I seen it, it was "You should be thanking Clark because without him, Peyton would still be looking for his first ring" and now it is Addai. Addai had some good years but now he is garbage when was the last time he went over a 1,000 Yds? Also get a new fucking line thats why its a team sport and not and individual sport you moron. Everyone has to play good to win.

[fighticewithice]

hahahahaha im a tom brady fan and now i love peyton manning for this!!!

[keke121998]

Omg people are really commenting on the difference between there and they're and shit like that. It was probably just a minor mistake. Yeah there are such things as mistakes. We make them all the time. It's not even that serious to be arguing about. You guys ( not all of the youtube users ) look for the most small mistake and turn it into something else. Like come on

[keke121998]

@Bulldogx31x how did they feel when they got to work with Peyton Manning for this skit??

[mrssarahnickelsen]

Can I have the last 2 minutes and 4 seconds of my life back?

[TubaJoe100]

@mrssarahnickelsen c'mon this was hilarious

[smarshman616161]

@mrssarahnickelsen no



[oglesbee87]

Thats a good clip

[ElCuloChulo]

They forgot to add a clip of him throwing interceptions when the Super Bowl is on the line...

[ilovebrandnewcarpets]

@ElCuloChulo There you go, insult top 10 all timer. Class act you are. If peyton had a DECENT running game and/or defense in his career....

[ElCuloChulo]

@ElCuloChulo

"If peyton had a DECENT running game"

Let's look at the RB Payton handed the ball off:

-Edgerrin James: 12,246 yards rushing (eleventh-leading rusher of all-time), 80 TDs

....yeah, what a terrible running game.

Are you dumb, stupid, ignorant or maybe all three???

[931centallion]

dumbass he left years ago and won a super bowl without him

[ElCuloChulo]

@931centallion

We're talking about his entire career, not just the last few years.

Try reading next time, OK retard? =]

[931centallion]

@ElCuloChulo well did he win a superbowl with a good running back... and Joseph Adaai is garbage so I don't wanna hear it because peyton can win with anyone

[ElCuloChulo]

@931centallion

"Joseph Adaai is garbage"

That's what happened when you have a Hall-of-Fame running (Edjerrin James) for so many years. You start to think a good RB is "garbage".

Need proof?

-In 2006, when the Colts won the Super Bowl, Addai was a 1,000 yard rusher. How is that garbage, tell me???

You should be thanking him because without him, Peyton would still be looking for his first ring.

[Jbain2020]

Get your head out of your ass

you suck

[axlrosea675]

1:13 peyton actually taught me something. thanks, man.

[axlrosea675]

does peyton have kids?

[pegcage]

@axlrosea675 Twins, a boy and a girl, born March 31st, 2011.

[axlrosea675]

kids are better than me

[Bulldogx31x]

my two cousins were in the snl skit the girl in the pink and the kid he asks do you want to lose ?

[CRXSi86]

7 people are fans of teams that matter

[pqboi]

Did you film this with a salmon? Because if you did you should of bought the Salmon 5000 the quality is a bit better.

[Evildingo]

9 out of every 10 people will die this year.

[MrGoofy103085]

7 people are Tom Brady jock riders

[xXRsSkillXx]

Colts fan here. This is hilarious.

[skibum981]

7 people are colts fans

[killerftw007]

great guy, this is my role model

[Redleader52]

@Redleader52 Says the guy who spells "it's" incorrectly.

[Redleader52]

@CoachCaputa Says the guy who spells "description" and "its" incorrectly.

[CoachCaputa]

In the descrfiption it "their kids" not "there kids". The collapse of America continues. Learn Chinese, folks. They are coming.

[SuperLegonator]

lol best sh*t ever

[SanAndreas505killa]

"I told you I forgot my keys, COPS COPS!

[JPPT1974]

This never gets old now does it?! Loved this commercial!

[420igotfiveonit]

ill kill a snitch

[420igotfiveonit]

hillarious never gets old

[VikeFan284296]

tom brady, bill belichick, rodney harrison, ryan leaf, and the idiot kicker pressed the dislike button

[wonderwaffle36]

@VikeFan284296 no only the tom brady fans haha cause theres only 6

[69mets1916]

hysterrical



[WillPG1212]

so peyton manning doesnt XD

[MotorCityKitty79]

Favorite video ever. LMFAO!

[destinygundamkid]

YOU SUCK!!! LOL

[JackSchitt100]

Lmao " i think he's really hurt" Steeler fan...but Peytons the man

[darthmonkey25]

4 people dont get football or what peyton manning is for

[ZmasterM]

x-box live should be free

[ECGNYY]

@ZmasterM so should x boxes

[ZmasterM]

@ECGNYY your totally right next time i see an x-box at a store ima just gonna take it and just leave lol

[JadeSparrow92]

i am a huge colts fan and this makes me love peyton even more :)

[007Hazmatt]

what the hell is this

[itspeaks037]

this is what I do when my cousin comes out side & im playing with DArin & Micheal

[opheliaroxs17]

Hey I'm no Colts Fan but you gotta give him props on this. It was pretty funny

[94jg]

"Spend time with your kids, so Peyton Manning doesn't"

Classic

[zzGore324]

COPS COPS EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF

;)

[riptide5039]

hilarious

[jnaz12]

funny shit " i'll kill a snitch."

[xxkayxx32]

Lmfao

Nope close the door

[wildboyhalo3]

0:52 boom headshot

[IcetalonWolfgirl]

LOL

[Alex19al]

ok next dwight howard has to host snl

[laHagans]

this is so funny

[Rossthebeast24]

2 shitheads dislike haha

[Margerofan4419]

keep ur head out of ur ass u suck hahahaha



[bobbear69]

one of the kids was finally old enough to have an account and disliked

[lsufanforlife15]

peyton manning is fucking hillarous and his a good actor when he is with football i hope he goes into acting

[azeem711]

After peyton manning is done playin football he should def be a comidian

[colorblast19]

lolololololol colts r my fav

[m6lego]

what do i haft to type in on SNL.com to get this to pop up because it say's that "Spend time with your kids so Payton Mannig dosent" Dosent exsist.

[likeme8686]

Cops, cops!! Everyone for themselves!!!

[dashingJmaz]

best ever

[wantsomecoffee]

their kids. 

[gtcochran1]

get ur head out of ur ass! u suck!

[jayarscintilla]

yo, this is THE most hilarious snl ever! peyton is brilliant! a real example of bad influences...in such an unexpected way, which is what made be laugh till i could barely breathe!

[shawild]

"Brown fifty five razor, pink watch the blitz watch the blitz" those poor kids couldn't help but laugh during the video :D

[deadward173]

I throw you catch its not that hard

[morgandubhmacleod]

People should learn the difference between there, their, and they're..

[ChuckNorrisKratos]

@morgandubhmacleod

Or, you should learn the difference between typos and regular typing, or people giving a shit or not giving a shit. And also realize that on "youtube" people don't need to give a shit and won't give a shit and it is not big deal that they don't give a shit.

[JackPantz]

@morgandubhmacleod Yes! Also, the "your", "you're" thing gets pretty bad sometimes.

[axlrosea675]

@morgandubhmacleod thank you. you're so right. and i'm not even a native speaker. english isn't that hard.

[PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD]

Rofl this is SO funny. Now we just need a video of Bill Belichick going to an interview high or something.

[jammer765]

I like the cops part

[TheIvory234]

lol this is to good

[ChrisBlkz1]

Ill kill a snitch...im not saying i have im not saying i haven't LMFAO Peyton kills me

[superhero490]

Thats a true fact? No DUH

[superhero490]

Really?

[Johnnythebassman1]

did you know that 10 out of 10 people have taken a poop in their lifetime

[Cjmeczywor]

@Johnnythebassman1 not me

[wildboyhalo3]

@Johnnythebassman1 shut up and make me a muffin

[rdstormshadow]

@Johnnythebassman1 what if a baby is born deformed without an anus and dies shortly afterward?

[Nostripe361]

@rdstormshadow if all else fails, make an artificial anus.

[DDDBrainiac]

@Johnnythebassman1 I guess we should all remember to take a poop once in awhile.

[DDDBrainiac]

@Johnnythebassman1 I guess we should all remember that it's OK to poop once in awhile.

[axlrosea675]

@Johnnythebassman1 ;-)

[TubaJoe100]

@Johnnythebassman1 i havent

[bhfdbgy]

lmfao

[nalon311]

Classic

[MargeraManiac]

Oh my God! This is F**king hilarious. lol

[CarmelotheSnake]

haha very funny. a classic

[cheddarcheeseyums]

OMG i can't eleive this

[jabulaal]

i lov it when he nails the kids

[ChrisBlkz1]

i know what you mean bro but it just sounds a little wrong to me

[besos4bella]

Too hillarious!!! love it!

[wc2k6]

"I'll kill a snitch... I'm not saying I have, and I'm not saying I haven't...."

[CombatArmsREZMods]

@wc2k6 hahahahhaha

[wildcat31677]

Open get open. pull your head out of your ass. Classic

[TheYacoviello]

hahahahahahahahahaha