this is like seeing Bigfoot to me....just something you only HEARD exists...and you even laugh at other people for believing it...then look it up constantly when you're home alone.......but then...on a cold...foggy morning....you see it..just off in the distance..prancing a-bout ...and you just stand there..trying not to scare this..magical..mythical creature...knowing...atleast YOU know it's real...a real..beautiful thing...that no one can take from you
This reminds me to the "rap" my music teacher made us learn in 2nd grade. "Hey there neighbor what do you say, its gunna be a happy day!" Ah, the 80's
i bet those kids now are nobodys, the two girls are crack laced prostitutes then little black kid is now a fat white man and the other kid got stitched the back end of a truck in a freak knitting accident.
I like how he randomly walks out at the start and his metal is rattling everywhere
coltsfan7771 2 months ago
"Everybody's got a rap." Really? Even Henry Kissinger?
yogeniusz 5 months ago
@yogeniusz
That and the blood of a fuckload of Vietnamese kids on his hands.
shurednichso 4 weeks ago
So fresh!
jesusmcsanders 5 months ago in playlist Be Somebody
Lots of minus toughness points....Rocky Balbao must be laughing his arse off
pawnsacrifice1 7 months ago
This is so insanely awesome.
CryHavocDogsOfWar 1 year ago
this is like seeing Bigfoot to me....just something you only HEARD exists...and you even laugh at other people for believing it...then look it up constantly when you're home alone.......but then...on a cold...foggy morning....you see it..just off in the distance..prancing a-bout ...and you just stand there..trying not to scare this..magical..mythical creature...knowing...atleast YOU know it's real...a real..beautiful thing...that no one can take from you
BlakeTahoe 1 year ago 2
"Rapping's gotta be in rhyme. If it's not, it ain't worth a dime."
Oh, I see what you did there.
NamAim1991 1 year ago 5
Even Mr. T is made worse with rap
Tareltonlives 1 year ago
Gangsta rap doesn't express feelings.
xPikaWolfx 1 year ago 2
Is that Tatiyana Ali of Fresh Prince fame!? :|
thewordwasaphex 1 year ago
This reminds me to the "rap" my music teacher made us learn in 2nd grade. "Hey there neighbor what do you say, its gunna be a happy day!" Ah, the 80's
qrv9412 1 year ago
this is genius theres no 2 ways about it but he must of been a fuckin nightmere in the studio
YES72 1 year ago
why this happened to me, just the other day
S1071911 1 year ago
esa morenilla fijo se hizo una rica cuando crecio! yo si le doy!
Matika 1 year ago
Cracked indeed. This is why I love cracked.com
Skymning 1 year ago 2
Cracked led me to a video of Mr. T rapping - somehow that doesn't suprise me.
RushFugu 1 year ago
street poetry about dealing drugs and smacking women or just humping them until sweat drips off your balls
MisterEternal 1 year ago 2
Cracked.
s00perl33t 1 year ago
I got a rap too, it's about 60 offenses long.
Dalxien 1 year ago
Cracked.
manasmith 1 year ago
cracked
utuebmakeustupid 1 year ago
Awesome.
Cracked!
Abaryn 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
noisepuppet
7 hours ago Those underaged girls are now like 60.
Nice math there retard. You think this clip is from the 1960's or something? I don't even think they'd be 40 yet.
EmpireGeneral 1 year ago
CRACKED!!!
Ikilledsugarspook45 1 year ago 3
Rap is like street poetry. Street poetry is also like street poetry.
Brainstrain 1 year ago 21
Mr T. needs to do more of this shit.
Cracked!
jagstangblue 1 year ago
Cracked!
Mr. T!
Awesome!
dagrimmreepa 1 year ago
@dagrimmreepa But seriously, he sucks balls.
dagrimmreepa 1 year ago
Cracked.
Ha ha Mr.T yo beats is fresh dawg!
TheSupaFlex 1 year ago 2
i kind of want to fuck that white girl. and that debbie harris lookin chick.
cockmauler 1 year ago
Those underaged girls are now like 60.
noisepuppet 1 year ago
Cracked, yo.
ImReptarr 1 year ago 44
@ImReptarr
word.
KahoolJB 1 year ago
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HeartyFootwear 1 year ago
Is there a way you can take the vocals off of this, the beat is dope as fuck
thunderguts 1 year ago
Cracked.
Dunkelschwamm 1 year ago 2
cracked.com gave me this shit lol
tiosopaman 1 year ago
Mr. T teaches kids how to rap. Straight gangsta shit, if you ask me.
ruinedforever 1 year ago
i dont think we should be laughing at this shit.
i think mr t has brain damage.
seriously.
arcticlink 1 year ago
Mr. Motherfucking T! Oh yeah, and cracked.
Dasan35 1 year ago
crack youu!
cragnog 1 year ago
Cracked!
why is there a white kid in da hood???
Tarin597 1 year ago
Le Cracked.
Thebboss 1 year ago
Damn you Seanbaby for making me watch that shit.
nikker1985 1 year ago
cracked!
1ZumZum1 1 year ago
Oh THAT's how you do it. You simply say your words exactly in time to the beat.
DominicGudgeon 1 year ago
he said nigger, 1:17
mytotallyawesomename 1 year ago
cracked
chaipowsrevenge 1 year ago
he does to rap what prince phillip does for other nationalities however he da man.
liam69love 2 years ago
Could those two kids dance any whiter?
drinkkbleachxx 2 years ago
I pity the foo dat doesn't give dis 5 Stars!!!
:DDD
t3amtomahawk 2 years ago
You know, if rap was acctually like it was described as in the video, it would be AWESOME, and not the crap it is today.
skywalkerlion990 2 years ago 3
LOL!
graffmannen2 2 years ago
MR T. Graduated college ? Hell no
Zoroasterrrr 3 years ago
Has there ever been a less cool kid than the one who says "You may not know it, but everybody has a rap."
datingguy11 3 years ago
te geniaal..
sflannk 3 years ago
lol awesome!
gjtfreak 3 years ago
I pity the fool who hasn't found work in television in over 20 years!
marsh75228 4 years ago
lmao
thisvixen 3 years ago
this video is great haha aww man
garvie 4 years ago
I think I'll pass on this rapping thing.
Shavarnarak 4 years ago
Composed by Ice T. They should collaborate.
greatbison 4 years ago
If you see the credits of the video, the person who arranges Mr.T's rap vocals is none other than Ice-T, straight gangsta...
Rap is a way of sayin "Knock knock"
Who's there
Me, open the door and listen to what I've got to say
Godbless you Mr.T...godbless...
striker920 4 years ago
I think it kinda funny how Mr.T almost jingles when he aproaches the group,
JoshuatheSamurai 4 years ago
Survival is so rough so tough, without the dollar bill
And with all the problems of the world today we're taxed for overkill.
LISTEN!
Treiliner 4 years ago
i bet those kids now are nobodys, the two girls are crack laced prostitutes then little black kid is now a fat white man and the other kid got stitched the back end of a truck in a freak knitting accident.
mullin797 4 years ago
im not sure but isnt one of those girls Vivica Fox?
Yesy8472 4 years ago
Wouldn't say that Stacy Ferguson, nor Tammy Townsend are nobodys :)
dricco 3 years ago
This video ain't worth a dime!!
CowboyAndy81 4 years ago
Is there anything he can't do?
pausebreak0883 5 years ago
Yeaa he cant manage his finances
Skullgrin 5 years ago
haha, thats 1st guy at the beginning is obviously gay
mr. T = i pity the fool who can rap
adamzanutter 5 years ago
Yeah, Mr. T droppin it old school, foo.
JoosTayn 5 years ago
funky fresh beats, yo. Awful flow.
RichV20 5 years ago
what a great clip.
I nearly tripped.
spilt my tea
thankyou mr.t*
peckerdecker 5 years ago
mt.T is the only rapper to make me bounce
FlamerK6 5 years ago
mr.T = win
CaptainWebb 5 years ago
mr.T rules
Souljourner 5 years ago
genius
c4o 5 years ago