PS9 Commercial

[spacehelmetforacow]

Meh. The Xbox 1440 is better.

[sspmm3]

That guy was a modder.

[dylanfleck]

Holy shit, I want one. Technology is awesome!!

[SNIPERHAWK8]

lol imagine the increase in accidental deasths/suicides then xD

[smartgerman18]

 il be 81 years old by the time of ps9

[bluslash]

So, are we playing ATARI in PS3?

[MrElectricmonk]

reminds me of eXistenZ

[SandShinobi535]

If this is actually made it will cost billions

[macjsus]

Bet this cost you soul, or $999,999,999,999,999,999,999 lol

[DaMoose85]

ill would be 93 when this thing comes out. lol

[michealangelo12865]

so this is where the six-axis will actually work???

[kemadrenoaininguno]

crack cocaine!!!

[extremeanigma1]

maby we wont live then, but im glad because by the time they made it i think the technology on earth would be using the adreanal spores to controll our minds and we would be slaves..

[ddlanz]

Video game companies are already bleeding out of cash due to manufacturing costs of current generation consoles, not sure if the industry will ever develop to full holographic images or simulated reality. ­

Maybe we are already close to as good as it gets. Maybe after DirectX12/13, companies have no more resources to make games more realistic.

[TedieJena531]

ZP I love how they say the PS2 was "The Beginning" like the regular Playstation never existed.

[extremeanigma1]

that looks cool lol.

[2weirdkidz]

playstations suck. xbox all the way.

[slidecube]

Totally, it's just too bad they break down more often than a Geo Metro.

[2weirdkidz]

not if you take care of them and dont leave them on for 3 days.

[wolfchow2]

O.o

if you can feel all the effects, im NOT buying it...

you emo ass

[JonKage]

they say cocaine is one hell of a drug! but oh well let's try this one out.... teleport me one XD

[setokiabia99]

we already have the ps9 its called COCAINE

[papermasterboy]

JAJA

[Golin146]

Yes this exist its called cocaine

[CrazyAce901]

think if that went online and you were 5 lol you be to short to kill someone

[bbrian55]

Is it me or does the ps9 seem like a crack container the guy uses to gets high and is suppose to put him in a unreal/videogame world? If so, this commercial is probably showing the effects of crack and is promoting a cocaine holder

[deltamexiq]

lol

[asianretardation]

i'd buy it :D

[callmeyang]

look up: "pineal glad" in youtube

[Kl4pp5tuhl]

Or watch the movie "From Beyond".

[TehSplice]

they say adrenal gland not pineal

[Kl4pp5tuhl]

oh. lol, k.

[icbluhelooksglorious]

This was a PS2 commercial.

[ImperialPierre]

will this really come out?? and if why so why 2079??

[kuromoto]

This is probably just a joke. None of us will be around to enjoy it anyway (Even if we were we'd be too old to experience it anyhow)

[Mimikster3000]

@ImperialPierre Actually it's 2078

[MarshallMoose]

@ImperialPierre LOL! tool. =P

[retro9Anime]

@ImperialPierre ...........................

[thiagotecnico]

in my country this is called cocaine

[Relaps45]

The LHC's so gonna make this possible.

[killer78907]

its like the matrix lol

[PR0WLER66]

im sry

but the bluray in the ps3 isnt even as good as one in a normal bluray player

and gta4 and mgs4 are realy only the fun ps3 games

but since xbox never mixxes ther game selection up...

the ps3 has a refreshing variety

and dont be imature and say "no uh!"

[KILLERONROAD]

ill be 10!

[narotu200]

i will be 79 but cant that git u arested or killed

[TehSplice]

are you dumb, it it supposed to be virtual reality

[nash4m]

i'll be 89

[CrazyDoggy8]

I'll Be 84

[amarillokid123]

I hope i still live to see it

[CrazyDoggy8]

Of Course You Will Live! By The Time It's

2023 The Technology Will allow You To Live

Up To Your 200's

[nukeboy14]

yeah!, maybe even a thousand yrs

[seanolding]

ill be 83

[iloveleointhe90s]

i mean 85

[iloveleointhe90s]

i'll be 86

[JoshBlade9585]

I find it ironic how Sony thought they'd dominate the market for THAT long. I doubt the Plastation brand will survive to PS4. Not with the way they're bleeding money right now at least.

[wildscotsman6]

who the hell thinks of that kinda crap?

[JoshBlade9585]

what kinda crap? the crppy commercial for their crappy system that makes them crap for money?

[wildscotsman6]

aye, they're bleedin, but give them time... GTA4 has been puttin in some money, and MGS4 will bring a pretty penny. Plus that Blue Ray technology is ahead of the curve

[BmoreG4real]

Oh go fuck off, RRoD go fuck yourself

[JoshBlade9585]

How intelligent of you. Please, I'm anxious to hear more clever puns from you.

[KevinQ]

I'll be 89... and hopefully still alive.

[SuperBattleFranky]

ALL RIGHT, time to put myself into a cryogenic stasis... I should take a cute girl with me though.

[ShadowFox707]

You can take me!

I'm not cute... and I'm not a girl either... but you can pretend! Just no touchy. Or looky. Or any kind of communication.

[SuperBattleFranky]

... uuhhh...

[DjckJustice]

i dont understand why they made this commercial

[gamefan1980]

They are saying that the PS3 is the beginning of the future. *shrugs*

[ryANGELUS]

Actually they're saying that PS2 is the beginning of the future.

[TangIsHere]

O.k since you inhale the PS 9, wont you have to purchase it again. that's messed up.

[dougerber]

yeah, and then your dealer won't pick up his phone. and when he calls you back, it's 1:00 am and he expects you to get on the train and meet him at his disgusting apartment. what a pain in the ass!

[shadowfahim]

yeah u killed it

[vaan8920]

god 2078 i'll be like 60 or something

[uchihaaddiction]

Hopefully you will have mastered basic math by then.

[vaan8920]

you can't really say that since you don't even know my TRUE age

[uchihaaddiction]

2078 is 70 years from now.

Unless your age is less than negative 10, you will not be '60 or something.' lol

[vaan8920]

i wasn't even adding to be honest i just guessed

[dm1133]

ROFL!!!! This guy is so jokes, he's worse than William Hung: "I don't have any professional training in music either"

[alexx51]

i fucking hate both of you. meet in real life. make out.  kill yourselves.

[ChandooG]

I lol'd

[boom100060]

ill be 86 :D

[Booth789]

i'll be 82

[BeauNL]

Woah.... can I watch porn on that thing?

[l3LuE124]

lmao

[ViiViiEll]

Thanks for the memories :P

[gray1234567]

lolz ps9 will have the same controls AGAIN

[duckmcduck555]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha where did u get this

[AdOrOsCc]

2078? Man I going to be live yet... but old x.x

[makisstyle]

man... that commercial was awsome back in the day

[uniekeda1ne]

omg yes it was

[ShadowSoldior]

LOL I'd love to be able to go to virtual reality in school, just go around kicking ass instead of listening to boring crap. While the teacher be talking I'd be conquering an alien race XD

[socom2293]

yea, sony has sells all kinds of mp3 players, tvs, and tons of other electronics unlike nintendo so they prolly have plenty more money than nintendo

[ubermoomer]

i am going to be there when it comes out

[socom2293]

same here

[hybridthehobo]

ill be like 78 and ill be out xD

[socom2293]

id be about 85

[c1134206]

i'll be 86

[jmuwolf]

yeah its not like bluray has 83% of the market and how it's outselling wiis in japan... no they're doing horrible. moron. read a freaking article. stop believing only what you're dumb ass brain fabricates.

[ATLhawks5]

do u realize wen they drop the price of PS3 by 100 or 200 dollars people will go crazy tryin to get em and plus sony is like the leading brand in tv's so how will sony not last that long dumbass