Commando (1985) - Part 1

[swoldu01]

that intense Jamaican music during the opening credits while he plays with his daughter is weird yet satisfying. If anyone could name that song you are one of youtube's finest

[solomonomon]

@swoldu01 uh.. Commando OST Title Sequence by James Horner?

[rcwells27]

This is possibly the most fucking hype movie ever made.

[19torento]

@rcwells27 It's an action movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger made in 1985... It deserves to be hyped. ^_^

[rcwells27]

@19torento It has the absolute perfect mix of stupid and awesome.

Schwarzenegger at his hypest.

[doodadamlol]

You know what annoys me... You never find out what was in the sandwich

[bubblesdew6]

@doodadamlol somebody saw russels howards good news :P

[doodadamlol]

@bubblesdew6 yeah, I forgot the name of the comedian

[YTGTATV]

LOL

is that a comedy or what? XD

[GrinningSceptic]

6:12

LOL, Arnie trying to be the sensitive type is fucking hilarious!

[resnoex1]

Great movie,but the only bad thing was this terrible casting of Bennet the bad guy,Should had been Stallone or Dolph Lundgreen. Vernon Wells looks more like a gay bartender in a leather bar than a military guy.

[altaqqadum96]

That black guy in the opening scenes looks lke the rapper scarface

[AcidBurn5009]

that guys wife is fucking solid!

[Crockett20]

Love this movie too....classic 80s machismo, Arnold showing his guns :)

[AzEvanz]

7:15 That Green t-shirt Arnie's wearing is just... Iconic.

HE wore that all the way until he went to strip of the beach lol

[PITY0THE0FOOL]

Yeah good job feed the deer so it'll forget how to feed itself

[Levente20]

@PITY0THE0FOOL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[paulallan1000]

One of Arnie's best love the music,it took nearly 3 months to get this on video in 85 it was that popular.

[MyMIXmedia]

I always loved the symphony instrumental music chorus at the 5:35 mark and onwards. Love it so much.

[1878Bernie]

whats in dis?

[AzEvanz]

@1878Bernie FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF LOL

[sharkfrenzy213]

Holy shit! Youtube has actually allowed an entire action movie to be uploaded on here? Sweet, I hope someday they finally let porn be seen on youtube lol

[Woggyflush]

@sharkfrenzy213

i have uploaded 3 seconds of porn (masked with 17 seconds of other stuff):

watch?v=8OEFAu2YR6s

[TheMakeucum]

best action move off all times...

[mrmatt85uk]

Im afraid youd miss me

Dont worry we wont

I love it!

[123wilbs]

We're a rescue team, not assassins :)

[MrCrom2142]

@123wilbs Now, what we gotta do? :)

[TopL4m3r]

This film got it all cheesyness, action, arnie humor and a hot black chick

[Rickey85]

Let off some steam Benet !!!

[egdqv13234]

08:33 GET TO ThE CHOPPAA!!! T__T

[TheSlyfucker]

WRONG! fires gun

[peterpetersbng]

that women in the bed  sleeps with her make up on ?????

[fucker007moneeey]

ARNOLD HIS EYEBROWS ARE STILL BERN FROM THE TERMINATOR 1 LOL

[fucker007moneeey]

IT LOOKS LIKE THEY JUST RIPPED HIM FROM PREDATOR MOVIE

[be1nformed]

Arnold: log hugger, deer feeder and ass kicker since 1977 :D

[tremorist]

aahnold!

[0718jnugs]

I love when Arnold feeds deers!!!

[dissershock]

at 5:01 you can clearly see the plastic foam inside the log... classic eighties!

[alteregoAtlas]

Dude walks up to the house, "John are you in there?" while the helicopter blades are still running, and he's some 30 feet away and outside the house.....

[RuledByMetalMusic]

Thats kinda fucked up kissing your 12 years old daughter in the mouth? Also she put the ice cream through his nose,maybe she could eat something from arnold's nose LMAO

[zionist87]

7:50 "Why don't they just call him Girl George? It'll cut all the confusion i think"

ROFL

[ludviglolo]

AW >8( NOT FAIR i whanto get carryed by arnie to >8(

[TheJDT310]

i havn't checked yet but if each video part works...

THANK you so much as i love this film

[Dandramere]

GARBAGE DAY!

[Nox0verstreet]

The credits are the only unmanly thing in this flick. And that song is totally homosexual. hahaha

[SunnyJim33]

That black geezer is one nasty ugly mutha.

[exploreryen]

maybe that's his real daughter

[evandroferreiradanie]

@exploreryen It's Alyssa Milano

[Pseudologic]

Rule 1: Noone can ever hit Ahnold.

Rule 2: Ahnold doesn't have to reload.

Rule 3: Claymores can destroy whole barns.

[19torento]

@Pseudologic Rule 4: Nobody screws with Arnold Schwarzenegger's daughter. I can just see him interrogating the guy who's taking his daughter out on prom night... "You bring her back by eleven." Breaks the freaking kitchen counter in two with his fist. "Or your ass is mine..."

[LuxferousProductions]

if i hear the trash truck after forgetting to take out the trash...i go back to bed...

[thelostkin]

i jus love how the music suddenly changes to a totally different theme right when his daughter shows up lol

[ChIcAnO2111]

MAKE ME A SANDWITCH BITCH!!

[UniversalMinded]

@ChIcAnO2111 that's his daughter you're talking about

[vancedev]

5:50

If that happened in real life the dad would have thrown his bitch daughter on the ground and kicked her in the ribs and then he'd grab her by the throat and punch her repeatedly in the face and then she'll be crying and begging him to stop and then the dad would pull out his cock and fuck her right there on the sidewalk and she'd be like ooooooh ooooooh big daddy get me pregnant,me wanna get preggo and then he'll cum inside of her and call her a whore when he zips up and leaves her there

[LyTHyK]

@vancedev Cool story bro

[ThesilentWhisper1]

@vancedev Your not right in the head

[vancedev]

2:10

The black guy should have said "Next time,double bag your garbage."

[HiCapacity]

@vancedev LOOOOL

[Dallashunk1]

Ya know, for a father and early teen daughter, in the middle of nowhere, they sure seem to be uncomfortably close,lol.

[Dallashunk1]

I'll be damned if I ever jump out of bed and run a quarter mile to put out some trash

[pistoff33]

Wow, she caught a dead fish!

[StillRedStillArnie]

STOP IT! he was allready deaaaaad

[YOUSUCK242]

since when do fathers kiss their daughters on the lips when said daughter has started puberty?

[mrdropkicker1]

Another thing I love is Arnold's obviously got a terminator accent, but his daughter sounds totally american sweetheartish.

[mrdropkicker1]

Commando, meets A-team, meets Walker texas ranger, meets John Mclane.

= 80's Gold

[HerbertElon]

Since when did people go fishing for dead fishes?

O<O

[XedAlatir]

Hey, look it's GARBAGE DAY at 01:59!

[InvaderPet]

Is this the director's cut version?

[wuebboltc]

AHHHNULD

[psycat4ever]

That sandwich thing is weird. Thanks Arnab Chanda.

[TheBESTMOVIESTV]

END OF DAYS 1999 MOVIE - IN THIS LINK - /watch?v=5bqOLQN2p7Q

[ThePercyPigeon1]

Down Wind! You Think I Can Smell Them Coming.....I Could!!!

[flohthemachine]

classic....

[4gup]

ANULLLLLLLLL ARG ARG

[KaristaSwiss]

3:17 is he gonna die as well :o nooo :o

[TonyJasta]

SYLVESTER OR ARNOLD?

[antidiz]

Kewl baby, thanx.

[TheThroney]

i surrender i surrender!

[SILLONOH]

rly the whole movie r u aloud to do that? lol

[magicalangel0]

love this film! thanks for the upload

[dude123321321]

Its so cheesey when they are feeding the deer in the credits.

Why Lord

[antidiz]

@dude123321321 Hey, you got a fucking problem with deers?  We have to have some kind of nature here....lol

[Alesmulski]

@antidiz FUR IS MURDER!!!

[q1111w]

@dude123321321

Oh i love you daddy 07:20

[mypli]

@dude123321321

That's why it is good. Unintentionally funny.

[HushHushAngel]

@dude123321321 Well as the Nostalgia Critic said: Oh God, a deer? Really? Did just get teleported into a disney film???