Oliver The Chimp Part 1 of 6

[jsbeard18]

"in Japan his human-like behavior earned him cult status" no shit, the Japanese are full of weird shit in their country..

[Aldiggy2000]

should have hired some prostitutes for Oliver. Hey, a chimps got needs too!

[Aldiggy2000]

6:00 , we all should take example after Oliver ... TAKE IT!

[DanBr0wn77]

That awkward laugh tells me Oliver tapped that!!

[littleman787]

Such ominous music at the start, unnecessary

[juletekopp]

classic monkey news! Karl Pilkington was right all allong!

[MsEvaleon]

Its Barack Obama

[19bisho]

@MsEvaleon U RACIST FUCK......

[proffesor98]

6:42 haha "erect" ?

[philxcorexinxurxface]

ape rape?

[Ioul00]

Monkey then nigger and then human. This monkey is fantastic!

[Nijokaz]

@Ioul00 What the fuck is wrong with you racist. People of African descent are humans to you pig. And chimps aren't monkeys idiot.

[Ioul00]

@Nijokaz Fanculo coglione! Merda! hahaha Tu sei un FAG of NIGGER!

[MiKenning]

KARL PILKINGTON?!

[JeezyBol]

Caveman.



[loveinanimals4eva]

thumbs up if rise of the planet of the apes brought you here:3 <3

[bigalslammer]

@selious04

Well fucking said.

Ooh he's only gone and written it down!!! Cu.....

[joshanator1]

My long lost Uncle Fred!

[TheAustnod]

The next stage of chimp

[applejacks19]

Damn he fucked that chick. Her freaky ass probably did it with him often

[Mr66crowley]

Ricky: Ooooo Chimpanzee-that, MONKEY NEWS!!!!!!

Karl: Alright...Did you know..like... I used to be called Oliver............

[38columbo38]

That Frank Berger just fucked a chimpanzee and here you have a Humanzee...

[needles94]

she was raped by an ape?!

[defiythelie]

@Popanator2010 Even you are an ape. All humans are classified as such. 

[Astharot90]

Maybe they have to make a clone before he will die.

[whitesox623]

He looks like Apollo Creed after he fought Ivan Drago

[SeanMartinisMyName]

0:50 Swag... lol

[rageagainstmonica]

Pictures showed an upright bald ape called Karl Pilkington, who appeared to be a cross between a human and a chimpanzee.

[bigalslammer]

@kombat200

You're talking out of your arse. It's not plausible and you know it isn't. We're genetically similar to a chimp and share around 97.4% of its genes, but we also share about 50% of our genes with a banana, does that mean I could shag a banana and bring into the world a half human half fruit banuman?

[TheManGuyDude]

@bigalslammer The difference between 97.4 and ~50 is a very big number. Just saying..

[bigalslammer]

Ricky and Steve directed me here it was the episode when Karl was sick and Karl had informed Steve to watch this program....but it was shite. Makes me laugh when the narrator actually says we could be looking at a chimp human crossover. What the fuck!!! My 8 year old knows better than that. For fuck sake use the fucking brain you were blessed with and think....pisses me right off when people, some of them scientists, believe this fucking stuff....unbelievable

[kombat200]

@bigalslammer

The humanzee term exists because there are enough similarities in DNA between humans and chimps for it to be plausible. Its really just speculation, and the media would of course use that fact to help blow up something like this.

Besides, if scientists didn't go far out there in theories and such, we wouldn't have a lot of what we have today. They'd say, fuck it, its not happening, and we'd get nowhere in the science field.

[Jackiedajackass]

I think we should make him President.

[Jackiedajackass]

Lets see it's parents.

[KittyRavage]

Oliver had a rough life, a few of the people who owned him treated him badly.

[LifeIsForEmos8D]

He is not just a chimp that walks on 2 legs, people!

Humans have 46 chromisones.

Chimps have 48.

Oliver has 47.

[Shaitan051]

@LifeIsForEmos8D

Except the reports on the number of chromosomes Oliver has conflict. Some like say 47 others such as David Ledbetter say 48. It's also commonly believed that he is a hybrid but not of a chimpanzee and human.

[gingerlykimberly]

@LifeIsForEmos8D uh, no he has 48. its later in part 6 of this video

[TheManGuyDude]

@LifeIsForEmos8D So basically he's just a reversed-down-syndromed chimp?

[excap]

First Lady of the United States

[sicdragon82000]

sombody fucked a monkey...

[silentmidnightsun]

basically its just a chimp with the ability to walk. big deal

[TheManGuyDude]

@silentmidnightsun and 47 chromosomes

[jerseyirish]

@TheManGuyDude Oliver has 48 chromosomes. He's a common chimp. An extraordinary one the way he behaves and looks, but a chimp nonetheless.

[alienizedgodzilla]

Jesus Christ! get some pants on that thing his junk is hanging out

[philyB08]

Imagine if they bred Oliver with an extremly intelligent chimp and gave them a sanctuary. I think we would find planet of the apes.

[Akaryusan]

pointy ears? great in a couple million years there will be elves :/

[spore0808]

holy shit, karl pilkington was telling the truth.....

[Nayyfz]

monkey* LOL

[Nayyfz]

there was a money n that...

[999Arcanine]

bieber's neanderthalistic-bonobo father

[jacque123ish]

Chimpanzee that

[kanayo6]

if janet would've let oliver tap that, we might have a real humanzee...

[knittedcthulhu]

He is a Bonobo, not a Chimp.

[MyNameIsHanselable]

ricky gervais show

[bigdefense777]

Isn't that just a black dude?

[joemanses]

@bigdefense777 dude, not cool

[WiFiLegend]

@bigdefense777 you fail at trying to be funny.

[fauxpas84]

@bigdefense777 The light skin tone, small nose and freckles seem to suggest otherwise...

[k1101670]

@bigdefense777 isn't that just you, idiot?

[youngrobbo1]

i'm half chimp aswel coz i have arm hair and leg hair

[gweijai]

Hopefully this foolish woman is no longer endangering her neighbors with her suburban chimp farm.

[CorinWright]

Yeah, he's half a human...because all humans are bald..

[XxRavynRampagexX]

planet of the apes?

[montaguejoe]

i'm a believer

[gryphonprince]

@kicksfortricks

A better name would be like "Chimpmanzee" or something.

[CatalyticDragon]

He's just a chimp, this was figured out in 1996 with genetic testing.

[thonyful]

SOME MOFO FUCKED SOME CHIMP N GOT OLIVER

[vencugar]

i remember this documentary really wierding me out as a kid. I felt really sorry for him.

[poppylv21]

I guess there's huge variety in intelligence between individual chimps, just like there is in humans. Maybe Oliver was just a very smart one.

[whitewolfwithblackSP]

Caesar is home....

[WatchmenDrManhattan]

They never answer how Oliver was found what his parents are like

[joefreeman856]

he's like 53 year old and still alive. Didn't know they live so much.

[minicopilot]

Oliver fucked those chicks!!!

[kapnkrunk14]

now thats just trippy he just looks like a fuckin human!

[Jazzel93]

humanzee is a fake. He was trained to walk like that!

[TheRagingBerserker]

@Jazzel93 attually no look him up

[King42089]

i want to smoke a fat blunt with oliver

[klemen394]

planet of the apes is comning

[RealBigfootFilms]

Caesar 

[MegaManman12345]

@RealBigfootFilms thats why i came here i was thinking about Caesar lol

[MethshockFilms]

@RealBigfootFilms What's funny is, is that the movie Rise of the planet of the Apes, is based on this chimp! :D

[hydrolito]

@MethshockFilms Rise of Planet of the Apes was based on Planet of the apes a 1963 novel and 1968 movie,and it's sequels and remake.Which were based on writting of H.G. Wells stories such as The time machine with ape like people called morlocks and Island of Dr. Moreau that had part human part animal creatures. Although they might have included some information about him and other real chimps into story.

[AznGurl747]

the chimp is considered retarded to the chimpanzee society. Thus he's weird. He's like a down-syndrome chimp to the chimpanzees, but "unique" to us.

[REDDRAKON]

sooo, that lady was raped by a chimp?

[yellowfolder]

Despite his somewhat unusual appearance and behavior, scientists determined in the 1990s that Oliver is not a human-chimpanzee hybrid

[AltairEgo1]

@yellowfolder

Wikipedia, lol

[ijrnelson87]

This has been completely disproved. He has normal amount of chromosomes and his physical appearance falls within standard variance for common chimpanzes.

[jjobie]

Oliver, Oliver, never before has a boy wanted more..

[paulosio]

Reminds me of Liam Galagher... Especially the walk.

[ItsThatGuy1989]

A human fucked a chimp and thats how aids began. Thats also ho w this chimp cqme to be

[jjobie]

@ItsThatGuy1989 LOL or not!

[ItsThatGuy1989]

@jjobie say whats you want but either a human fucked a chimp or this 2 related chimps fucked and created a deformed chimp. No chimp would look like that otherwise

[jjobie]

@ItsThatGuy1989 Ah, well, could be brother chimp and sister chimp, I suppose.

It's a crazy world out there, full of chimp-fuckers...

[ItsThatGuy1989]

@jjobie yep. Chimp fuckers everywhere lol

[eldiablo9604]

just a hairy nigger

[FortQuestKnowledge]

@eldiablo9604 Are you really that dumb? Nevermind people like you are even worth breath.

[Zzaztur]

Oliver (born circa 1958) is a Common Chimpanzee and a former performing ape once promoted as a missing link or "Humanzee" due to his unusually human-like face and a tendency to walk upright. Despite his somewhat unusual appearance and behavior, scientists determined in the 1990s that Oliver is not a human-chimpanzee hybrid.

[KMLVIDEOS]

jeez he's fugly.

[opinioninflicting]

Saying he's "half-human" is scientifically preposterous. "Half"? ???--what "scientist" comes up with "humanzee"? Catnip for tabloid, imbecile media outlets. Kind of pathetic this documentary is using the same idiotic framing device.

[curtman81]

From 6:11-6:13 I spit my drink out laughing.lmao Best part of the documentary!!

[knightsintodreams]

io9 brought me here. oliver was a rapist?? geez

[hutgm]

1:25, Oliver looks like Dave Chapelle.

[KnuckleBallz]

Joe Rogan should get that ape in the podcast

[Aspanaut]

What if he was a relict of some evolved chimpanzee population and he was the last of his kind,and all this time sum douchebag was keeping it as a circus act.Thank you Science,i would have cryopreserved it.

[retard00000007]

Terrifying.

[muaythai193]

Joe Rogan! Ustream!

That one guy is so weird...why is he playing piano in a documentary about a chimp while, on top of that, talking about Oliver mounting Janet? lol

[heedokush]

podcast!!!!!

[Boljarin]

So... oliver fucked her?...

[Cha4k]

I hate when documentaries are purposely misleading, obscure and sensationalist in an attempt to be more entertaining :(

[riggermortisify]

@Cha4k I know, the constant sound of a scary sounding 80's sawtooth synth pulsating CONSTANTLY in the background really doesn't help the bullshit either.

[11ryamaru]

Rogan!



[rusk0v205]

they need to stop this shit! it will be 4 real like the planet of the apes... hahahaha

[broneslovas]

I'd shoot it.

[indgiu]

that oliver looks like my idea of a homo abilis

[Kramer2531]

karl pilkington also brought me here... lol

[imnotsickimjustaboy]

''he had the same number of chromosomes as normal chimpanzees. The "hybrid" claims were possibly a promotional gimmick'' Yeah good one .

[19Savor]

@imnotsickimjustaboy He actually had 18 chromosomes instead of having 17 which a normal chimpanzee would have.

[safinadya]

he act like human o.O

[MrJudas666666]

i dont get it, he looks completely chimp. does not look human at all

[tereseus]

obviously a white man had sex with a chimp...

[Silks]

@tereseus you mean a white man had sex with a black woman?  :D

And that's a JOKE to you sensitive pricks out there.

[molloyconz]

throw me a peanut

[thehowl666]

NOW WE KNOW WHERE BLACK PEOPLE CAME FROM

[Shaddowkhan]

@thehowl666 same place as yo momma, how is that for a black joke. Prick

[thehowl666]

@Shaddowkhan weak ass comeback. now get the fuck outta here you sensitive prick

[Shaddowkhan]

@thehowl666 yes i am sensitive because of ignorant pricks. Who think it's ok to say black people come jungle in all CAPS. did you fall out of the sky. you are from the same place do your history. but i bet you are one of those metal punks who wear black and love nazis. but hey if there is at least one black person you like i rescind all my comments and ask you to be more PC and adult about posting comments. Peace NIGGA

[thehowl666]

@Shaddowkhan Bahahahhaa you throw a tantrum about insulting blacks yet at the end you say peace NIGGA????????? lololol thats fucking hilarious. nigga is just black slang for the word nigger. it has nothing to do with blacks taking back that word. its just the way blacks pronounced nigger so they said nigga. youre an idiot, nigger.

[Shaddowkhan]

@thehowl666 Dude i'm black. that is all it got to say don't got time to waste. on metal slugs

[thehowl666]

@Shaddowkhan you mean you ve got nothing better to respond to my statement. yeah i knew you were black, who else would say "nigga"............... but another nigga???? right? good job kobe

[kanumber1]

its samual l jackson! lol jkjk

[ennou81]

how stupid can poeple be?

this is clearly a test of god

enemies of god come up with new ideas to damn uss

we dont believe in god him selfs but we believe oliver is a human we believe there are aliens

you only damn youir self

and god alow this to check out which souls can go burn for ever in hell

[Jaoric]

@ennou81 ...you need to be deprogrammed. They brainwashed you with utter rubbish at an early age.

[ennou81]

@Jaoric

ah finaly we found the one who fuckt the chimp

[Jaoric]

@ennou81 ya. I did it.

[HyvelTjuven]

@ennou81 Oh my, what a brain washed prick you are.

[namtesyalp]

not hard to baffle science that claimed it was fact for 50 years that the cromagnon man evolved from the neanderthal man.DNA proved the to be a lie of junk science(JUNK science that still believes 18th century darwin and has been caught lying about global warming,claims animals can be homosexual and abortion does not hurt the female body for political correct BS)

[namtesyalp]

aids started when an african screwed an ape

[weneedtodosomething]

looks like borris yeltsen

[atomicboooom]

Oliver is Amazing i want him to be my best friend!

[jozsefkacsa]

Obviously Oliver almost raped his first caretaker.So why couldn't a wild Chimp do the same in the Congolese Rainforest to a Native 20 times weaker woman???????????

[wiggyhawkins]

So Oliver the chimp turns 16 and starts making advances on his female carer.

6:05 Piano player Vincent (who is very CAMP) says: one day Oliver turned her around quickly,bent her over and mounted her.

Narrator: 'Vincent considered buying Oliver"

Ha ha ha i bet he did!

[xtremefeather]

Is it just me or Oliver looks like Anthony Hopkins?

[guyver227]

"He was brought in from Africa as a baby." Someone fucked a chimpanzee alright and no one wants to admit it!....LOL

[netburner36]

bring him to Atlanta and let him chill wit some niggas , I bet he'll start talkin then

[thatdude665]

who fucked that chimp

[silentpillager]

he turned her around, pushed her head down and mounted her lol

[jennaroseisdabomb]

i almost shat my pants at 0:58

[machinimima]

Two words for oliver.

CLONE HIM!

[ZackaryLester]

"Where da white wimmen at?"

[shankoathreiya]

Rise of the planet of apes....

[EpicWINNER1000]

THIS JUST IN- OLIVER SIGHTED DOING SERIES OF POPULAR PODCASTS

Who dosent love Karl "The K man" Pilkington?

Oh and by the way, monkey had a head like a fucking orange.

[mixandmatchvideos]

Man moths?

[fuckfuacebook]

Karl Pilkington has a head like a fucking orange!!

[MissingINo]

He looks like Micheal Jackson.

[91Holdem]

karl pilkington brought me here

[ShaunsBlogs]

@91Holdem wow same.

[DNM555]

They were right.... apes will rise.

[oliviier1]

Thumbs up if your name is Oliver and you act like a chimp

[12Bravo407]

exactly. humans and chimps are mating over in africa! i

[Nagreckio]

I don't think this is a human offspring, maybe chimps are evolving...

[mhdixon21]

Ooooooh chimpanzee that!

[TheLordYankee]

Actually Listverse brought me here!

[websnarf]

"Scientists" don't use the term "Humanzee".

Bonobos walk upright all the time -- this is just a matter of the number of lower lumbar vertebrae they are born with. All apes (including human) have random chances of having one more or one less which leads to differences in posture.

And Chimps are *NOT* pets. Get that chimp off that leash!

[UnifiedPerfection]

I would love to smoke a cigar with Oliver!

[mixandmatchvideos]

What are those things in Gremlins called?

[wolf2jon]

@mixandmatchvideos the species is originally called ' mogwai', dunno if the evolved sub-species is named differently, lol... ;-j hope you enjoyed the vid :-)

[jonizzzzzzzzzzz]

@mixandmatchvideos Mogwai's. : )

[sparrowfartinajar]

gotta love that Gallagher swagger 0:50

[MistaMase102]

who fucked a chimp then, they dont explain that...

[TanakaJulian]

@MistaMase102 Or a chimp fucked / raped a human.

[EmperorOfMars]

@MistaMase102 I don't they want to

[NoblesseBanks]

@MistaMase102 Probably the animal trainer Frank Burger