Mike Ashley - Bell End

[dewy9uk]

LOL he has been far more sucessfull in his career than any of you losers on here.

[jamesjonesrocket]

have you been in his cheap little sport shops? full of plastic trainers and tracksuits that come in like 2 sizes - small and big. They say a lot about him- a complete shower of shite.

[revan210]

@jamesjonesrocket i work there. It's the shittiest place to work and if I could meet him I'd tell him what a cunt he is after I handed in my resignation

[dewy9uk]

@jamesjonesrocket bet he got more money thsn you haha!

[jamesjonesrocket]

@dewy9uk yep, probably more than I'll ever have :( lol

[DEFINEMETALisBACK]

Fat fuck

[mattyrosenufc]

you fucking cunt!

why sack chrish Hughton?

[thesafclad]

Well done Agent Ashley, Ground name changed into a laughable spam e-mail address. Next stage, none promotion.

[joe89nufc]

@thesafclad

Steve Bruce is draggin the Mackems down and who better to replace you lot than us Geordies of course :)

Bruce is a Geordie!

enjoy relegation this year, what goes around comes around!

[leazeslad]

He's gonna die

He's gonna die

Mike Ashley's gonna die

How we kill him I don't know

Cut him up from head to toe

All I know is Ashley's gonna die

[nicknak22]

Twat sums up that fat cockney bastard - get out of our club

[cockneyboy4ever]

@nicknak22 HIS NOT A COCKENY HIS FROM NORTH LONDON . U GEORDIES NEED TO NO COCKNEYS R EAST LONDON (AKA WEST HAM)

[scumtest]

awesome buddy.nice work! long live nufc!!!!

[safcpityak]

are yous gunna have another 'boycoutt' then lads eh?? haha pathectic geordie cunts you dont realise how much of a laughing stock all you smell inbred twats are! FTM SGB!!!

[ghostit10]

no one knows who you are you sad mackum twat

[safcpityak]

before you argue id recommend you learn how to spell mackem u uneducated tool

[WilcoxProductions]

inbred hahahaha

fukin mackem twat

[dae666]

fuck you ya whores abortion! tell your mother 2 wash her fuck hole now and again cause smells like shit for giving birth 2 a piece of shit like you. go make like my shit and fuck off down a dark hole ya kiddie fiddlen cunt

[brinky95]

FUCK OFF ashley you will never be accepted and take lying bastard jfk with you.TWAT'S.

[COLLIER217]

its joe kinnear u thick cunt not roy u TIT

[chrissybowser]

fuck u mate mike Ashely u will never destroy the toon army u fat bastard

[Stagger1973]

You stupid bastards should be happy to have Ashley. Nobody else would be daft enough to put money into your stupid fucking club. Don't worry Roy Kinnear will keep you up.

[1975jamma]

Mike ashley = cunt = mackem monkey smell pennywell TWAT

[Jmeister2]

If we're shite and above you in the league, what does that make your lot dipshit???

[SAFC10001]

haha nice 1 ashley take the scum to get relegated te the fizzy pop league

newcastle united are SHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[macjakedom]

SAFC1001

You fukin tool, its taken a dodgy bastard to get us in the position we are in now, Sunderland on the other hand are SHITE anyway up and down for the last decade like a fukin yoyo.

[MickyMuffMuncher]

ur league u mean u fucking piss whistle

[COLLIER217]

haha the fizzy pop leauge were yous have spent most your footballing years u thick makunt cunt

[brinky95]

the devil looks after he's own.

[cockneymark]

Dont upset all these mugs by slagging off keegan!! Look at all the trophys the quiter one. getting 52.000 fans dont make you a big club.

[chrissybowser]

we are a big club like and 52,000 fans show that week in and out outside of the top four no other club cud fill a stadium like that

[cockneymark]

you have great and loyal fans no doubt about it.52000 every week awesome!!!

but does that make you a big club?

[COLLIER217]

ur right no othr stadium could fill that full with true loyal home town supporters man united is full of people all of the country its madness how can u NOT support ur homee team club its beyond me like u notice u will know people like ur friends that suppot the man us the chelseas the liverpools but none fuking wigans or boltons eh pure glory seakers

[chrissybowser]

yep u right about that ii live near newcastle and school out of a class of 20 more then ten of them wud follow man utd and i wud ask them y cos ther win ah ha lol

[HennoGarvey]

Fair comments here, but Keegan has quit everything he's ever done. He was expecting Ashley to do an Ambromivitch and give him millions to build a team. Not the case.

It doesn't seem to take much for Keegan to walk.

[skind9119]

@HennoGarvey he wasnt expecting that, he was told he could chose who he buys with the funds given and told he had the power to keep or sell players. xisco turned up at the training ground and kegan didnt know who he was, he didnt even know denis wise had bought him. he then said milner was his best player and he was sold without him knowing, if i were kegan i would have walked as well. to be honest though, ashley only apointed him to make the fans happy, as a fan I didnt want him

[cokenut28]

I cant believe its not shepherd XD

[chrisshieber]

How dare you slag off Keegan and Robson - Two of the finest men ever to grace English football. You aren't fit to lick their ring-pieces.

[toastersmith]

Keegan - Quits every job he had when the heat gets turned up

Ashley - ploughs money into Newcastle, gives the fans what they want (Keegan), then gets the blame when Keegan quits yet again.

The whole country is laughing at the stupid geordie fans destroying their own club!! hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

You'll be wanting Robson back next!!!

[Rudas2007]

gan fuck off. what you doing on youtube at the age of 38 you fukin paedo. dont you have a family to raise or something. fat cunt get a life, get a lass, get a life and get that kid oot yer cellar you dirty fritzle

[GoodShizFTM]

wheres you keegan gone, wheres you keegan gone?!

mike ashley will always be a legend in Sunderland like!

[blingblingdaking]

The word is 'Your'. You stupid, scum bad mackem. Go back to school.

[GoodShizFTM]

scum bad mackem what sort of offence is that mate!

you say i need to go back to school, fucking bellend!

[aroundtehwrld]

theres only one mike ashley! one mike ashley! he fucked up scumcastle! its in fucking ruins! geordie cunts go have a wank! haha ha ah ha ha! mike ashley! the mackem in disguise!he said i'll fuck up the toon! ashley! ashley!keegan comes back again! ashley gives him the sack the toon are dead! mike ashley! the mackhem in disguise!

[caminiho]

haha what a cock head

ftm

[piresjay]

u newcastle fans need to get a life and stop fucking dreaming u are not gonna finish in the top 4 or even top 6 ever again u have no history and u have had no trophies in like 50 years so stop fucking having spacker attacks every time u lose like 3 games in a row just face it ur shite be best for you if u got relegated newcastle and middlesbrough are the biggest embarasment to english football

[Jmeister2]

who said we were gonna finish in the top 4 u cock ring? - I'd be happy if we stay up this season.

Why the hate?.....mackem or a smoggie?

[skind9119]

people give newcastle fans stick for being loyal no matter what, we dont expect the champions league this season or the FA cup or anything like that for a while, why do people like you think we do?? embarasment?? look at the debt of man U?? thats more embarasing, look at citys atempts to buy sucess?? thats more embarasing, and look what happend to leeds?? thats even more embarasing and i wouldnt be suprised if it happend to man U.

i bet your a glory seeker or a mackem you miserable little tit

[generouspeasant]

@piresjay You come in the strawberry on Sat and tell us that you little cunt

[benjimade11]

18F here . very horny. lOL

Anyone there? Kf

[safcftm21]

hes 1 of our own, hes 1 of our ownnnnnnnnn, mike ashley hes 1 of our own (8) !!!

[Rockpig1969]

This fat bastard has 30 Vip memberships to the 02 arena.

This enables him to get tickets before they go on sale to the public, he buys them up and touts them out at 5 times face value. PURE SCUM.

[ashbobowl]

wat is it wiv u cocks? keegan wer crap so wats wiv the messiah? as 4 mike ashley how fickle r u lot

[johnqsmith9999998779]

leave ashley alone he invested a lot of time and money in to the club only to recieve death threats from the scum who call themwelves newcastle fans.

[JoshDrummond]

ashley also chose an incompetent dennis wise over kevin keegan...give keegan what he wants because at the end of the day under the last few games of keegan with the exception of the arsenal game it was the best football we had seen since the robson days at least...you obviously dont realise what he has done by choosing somebody who has no rightful place at the club over one of the greatest managers the club has ever had...understand?

[villan1234]

learn to use photoshop

learn to use power point

learn how to be looser's!!!!

geordies, keegan, ahsley n wise. The one and only, pure comedy!! the dog, without the bollocks!

good luck with the funds from band aid!!!!

[johnnybag64]

is someone jokin ere? oh yeah, he'll do!

[lfclegend99999999999]

MIKE ASLEY IS OUR FRIEND...

[Carrington123]

When are you going to realise Newcastle are shit? They are not even a mid table team, just look at your players, nicky butt lmao and coloccini (who got destroyed by fucking carlton cole at upton park!!!!) to name a few. The only problem with Newcastle is you lot, you thick fucking fans, "Keegan Keegan" hes shit all he does is resign. And clearly Shearer dont want it you thick fucking twats. Have fun playing Barnsley next year

[JoshDrummond]

what team do you support, i'd pick the bones out of your fucking team mate...please i want to be able to laugh at the team you support and believe me i will be able to in one way or another

[algie1989]

october 26th, wait and see

[indywordfx]

why whats happening then?

apart from my birthday lol

[lloydysafc999]

The fans are what makes that club a laughing stock, they are deluded scum.

[Thompsano999]

ashley rocks :)

[GeordieLoyal27]

You tell him kev...FUCK YOU YA FAT TWAT!!

[martsafcbrown]

enjoy your visits to burnley and sheffield next season jmeister2. lol

[bababoum]

am I the only Toon fan who wants Ashley to stay?

[goldeneagle400]

keegan is shite anyways, u fucking blind geordie arseholes

[samsymonn]

you know what you call that..

..UNLUCKY :D

up the boro :)

[martsafcbrown]

he was the one of your own when he was buying the drinks in blu bamboo. sad fickle deluded tossers.ftm

[duffysenior]

No manager. Club in crisis. Few players. And STILL above the dog w@nkers rabble!!!

[Jmeister2]

that was when he was leading evryone to believe he was going to splash the cash on players, you knob - course we liked him then!

[kez0fnewcastle]

hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa proper class the fat cuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnntttttttttt

[TeamXorcist]

KEEGAN WALKED AWAY!

Read Ashleys New Statement

He talks sense

If they stay, we will get quality players in

If they go.

We go down.

[Quinderland]

he's old

he's grey

he always walk away

special k!

special k!

[john11883]

this fat idiot has not got a fucking clue about football

[sawinbycrew]

looks like sunderland and boro are leaving the cartoon army behind

[nufcdickaz]

yep yaz r leaving us behind up there in 18 rnt yaz

[sawinbycrew]

mickey mouse club