Daughters
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  • where did he pull out the second gun from

  • This is the best Derrick Comedy video

  • This is one of first Derrick Comedy videos i ever saw. Oh the memories...

    Wait a minute. Who am i? How did i get here?

    What do DICKS look like?

  • What about his sons?

  • this is the best acting ive seen outta the skinny one

  • I want everyone to listen up cause I'm only gonna say this once condoms.fell.weird

  • To a offshore island... To a legion of 4000 daughters. I fell out of my chair and laughed for 20 minutes HA!!!!

  • condoms. feel. weird! LMAO :D

  • On an Offshore Island...I have a legion of 4000 daughters. THAT MADE ME SHIT MY PANTS LOL

  • this is hilariousssssssssssssssssssss

  • AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHHAHAHA

  • They said it so many times that the word no longer has any meaning to me.

  • Hi Dad!

  • Hey mom!

  • it makes sense until 1:20

  • play video with mind heist in new tab

     XD

  • LOL'd so hard :D

  • i used to have a daughter but honey badger doesnt give a shit

  • This was soo funny but by the end of the video I was wondering if I had a daughter ha

  • *wear

  • dam where some condoms

  • the next thing you kno everyone will be his daughters..... even the men

  • I cant keep up with all these DAMN daughters

  • Condoms. Feel. Weird.

  • I used to know that knee till it took an arrow ......but he's changed now

  • I used to have a daughter, then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • i havent found it yet but i'm close. that faugher dat dislikes everything....i'm close.

  • DAUGHTERS

  • I wonder how many sons he has

  • this guys had a lot of sex

  • I have a legion of over 4000 daughters!

  • Condoms feel weird lol

  • Other terrorists have my other other daughter

  • XD i agree chritina IT LOL A ALOT

  • lmfao

    

  • Real Life Situation # 1,924

    You are n the building. Terrorists are holding your daughters hostage. Your daughters are mugging you. They want your money to buy crack. The first thing you want to do is get wrist control...

  • The word daughter now sounds strange to me.

  • @jjm121 man, what are words... what is language... it's just noises... :o

  • @chisolmj It really does sound like an archaic word, doesn't it? Daughter? It sounds like it was coined in the 14th century or something.

  • @jjm121 I just looked it up, the word daughter comes from the old German dhukter, which derives from the ancient Greek thygater... so that is an old as fuck word, makes sense how it's sorta strange on the tongue

  • ha! wtf mate

  • @conrflake1559

    fuck you christina is way to good for you

  • This shit is hilarious

  • thats funy

  • omg this is sooo weirdly amazing

  • ohmygosh this is so funny i laugh every time! this video is so old i saw it in like 5th grade

  • OMG Cristina its you!!

  • Everyone loves Christina Grimmie! You RAWK!

  • wooow!!! that confused me but it is funny and i kept thinking he said dollars not daughters my bad im british

  • love the ending xD

  • Dang just how many daughters do you have?!?!? XD hahahahaha

  • This is beyond perfect.

  • Hahaha... condoms feel weird x-D

  • Hahhaa Really good !

  • hhah :D

    

  • Christina? anyone?

  • Condoms feel great! liked being choked by cling film.

  • This was like daughterception...

  • Epic parody of interception :D

  • now there is a headache......

  • CORNII

  • do condoms really feels weird??

  • How old is he anyway?

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  • How many daughters does he have?

  • How many daughters does he have?

  • hahahaahahahahh!!!!!! genius shit right there!!!!!

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  • HAHAHAHA brilliant! (:

  • My head !!!!

    i lost count > so how many Daughters does he have again?

  • Hilarious ! :DDDDDD

  • His 257 sons disliked this.

  • Condoms. Feel. Weird.

  • LOL

  • im just here coz i saw christines comment ;D

  • "Condoms feel weird." Damn...swag!

  • this was hilarious XD

  • DAUGHTERCEPTION

  • The Grimmie Gang is rolling in!

  • @zeldaxlove64 when i saw you on the new shake it up commercial i was like whooa fuu..DUCK

  • thumbs up if you came here by seeing Christina's comment on the news feed haha, jk.

  • how can ANYBODY NOT LOVE THIS VIDEO?!?!

  • @zeldaxlove64 I don't know, Christina! But thank you for bringing me here!

  • @zeldaxlove64 Christina How come you never answer back to your Fans on Youtube Comments? D: :O

  • @zeldaxlove64 i am so glad that you commented and with the new youtube layout i saw the comment and found this. THANK YOU. this is hilarious. crying :'D

  • @zeldaxlove64 go sleep :P

  • @TheStpd388 shut up its only 9:41

    what u 5 or something?

  • @0u8124you are you an idiot? youtube is available for anyone with internet access around the world. it was 9:41 for you, but it was 2am for me, we obviously live in a different area, please think before you insult anyone, or you'll make a fool out of yourself.

  • @zeldaxlove64 I couldn't watch the full video because I started crying with laughter and my stomach hurt!

  • @zeldaxlove64 just out of curiousity.... have you ever thought of liking a trick video to get all of your subscribers rick rolled or something like that?

  • @zeldaxlove64 Its funny because alot of people are watching this video beacause of you XD

  • @zeldaxlove64

    you brought me here, i dont care about the video!! :)

  • @perkiestify

    Same Here!!

  • @Saralici0usM

    :) who would watch the video when they know there's somewhere christina's comment hidden :P

  • @zeldaxlove64 <3 Team CG!!!

  • @zeldaxlove64

    Did you just now discover this?! It's brilliant. I'm subscribed to your channel by the way. ;)

  • @zeldaxlove64 because....

  • @zeldaxlove64 ahaaaa thanks for sending me here :')

  • @zeldaxlove64 because some people have no humor :)

  • @zeldaxlove64 I agree, this video is worth the love. :)

  • @zeldaxlove64 oh my god its christins grimmie

  • @princess11529 christina

  • @zeldaxlove64 you are so pritty zelda, you are the girl of my dreams!!

  • @zeldaxlove64 hahaha thank you for getting me to this clip xD I love it!

  • @zeldaxlove64 this comment got this much likes because u commented it christina =))))))) 

  • @zeldaxlove64 i KNOW RIGHT???

  • 257 of his daughters disliked this because it gave away too much info about them.

    

  • so he has 4,061 daughters

  • in reality, on an off shore island, i have a legion of FOUR THOUSAND DAUGHTERS.

  • no they're sleeper cell daughters

  • epic ending

  • Its been 5 or 4 years since I first saw this. And watching this now, I laughed understanding it better, because I was watching it... With my daughter.

  • cool i got moneys

  • this is SOO FKING JOKES!!!

  • Alright! Listen up everybody because I'm only gonna say this once...I didn't get wrist control.

  • Now...Daughter sounds like gibberish for some reason

  • FUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!! *brain explodes*

  • I think this is about Daughters.

  • Ok only gonna say this once... CODEMNS FEEL WEIRD!! how funnyXD never felt one

  • Aaaand the punchline! XD

  • what movie was this a spoof of? or is it an original?

  • @wafeman17 I'm fairly certain it's a parody of 24

    

  • LOL Other terrorists have my other other daughter.

  • OMG this is too crazy. XD

  • i guess he also had 255 sons ?

  • Hands down best Derrick Comedy video.

    "The mission went horribly wrong."

  • Wow i saw this video like 3 years ago lol. What's this ROOTdestiny crap?

  • @CiZination Famous SC2 player who played this video over his stream. He averages about 5-7k viewers. :)

  • This guy never gets a son? hHAHAH Classic

  • @armanisme8 he got one son from a failed mission

  • lol come to my room I'm all burning

  • Terrorists do not like his offspring.

  • this never gets old :)

  • Darn it, if i do not kill my daughter, my other daughter will die from the terrorists and that daughter has my other daughter saying if she dies, my other daughter dies but she threatens to kill my 15 daughters, which they have my other 60 daughters and this keeps confusing me. cocaine is a hell of a drug, im not sure why i have so many daughters.

  • @OhhYeahDevilman You really hit a home run with that comment

  • hm i am very talented and open-minded baby ! You not gonna be bored with me

  • Daughter didn't sound like a word to me anymore after I watched this.

  • the mission went horribly wrong.

  • Condoms... Feel.... Weird.

  • I love how dramatic the camera work is in this.

  • this is so FUNNY X) wow the blonde dude is like -WTF- Then the dude is like I had sex with soo many women YEAH BITCHES I am your Father LOL Blonde dude Im older than you u got dam crackhead Other dude Look i didn't let the bitch use Birth Control Nor did i wear a rubber Blonde dude Look u got dam crackhead im going home i dont get paid that much Other dude Alirght Sweetie dont remeber to meet me and your mother at dinner Blondie fuck you GOODBYE U BITCH
  • "Your my daughter..."

    "I'm older than you..." xD

  • I gotta hand it to him. He loves each and every one of his thousands of daughters equally. That's quite a feat.

  • I counted

    4061 daughers :)

  • Unicorn!

  • And I have a legion of over 4000 daughters!!

  • "No! She's a surrogate mother who's pregnant..... with my daughter..."

  • "You're my daughter"

    "I'm older than you..."

    That sold me.

  • wtf? LOL

  • Obviously the terrorists gained wrist control from the mugger daughters...

  • hihi I am a sesy latin girl who loves to have fun everywhere

  • @DorlaSarasd318 And I'm a human cactus hybrid who likes cheese cake....

  • ahhaahahah when he said he had a legion of 4000 daughters i lost it haaha

  • He rescued his daughter from the foreigner who raped his daughter. He was like " YOU SHATOP! I RAEP U NAO!"

  • the word daughter sounds so weird now

  • Papaluigi121 brought me here

  • I was under cover in a polygamist cult for 12 years. I had no choice but to have lots of.... daughters.

  • Destiny why did you bring me here!

  • Lol same V Destiny

  • DESTINY!!!

  • ROOTdestiny.

  • ROOTDestiny brought me here (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

  • @tarmogoyf3

    I must have missed this stream lol, VOD anywhere?

  • Your my daughter

  • the word daughters has lost all meaning to me. lol

  • Why would you put a very important chip inside a decoy?

  • it's like the plot of splinter cell: conviction! lololol

  • woooooooooowww

  • dude has had sex, a lot.

  • Daughterceptionn!

  • 4,066 daughters total. O.O

  • @5starrzzz That's like a daughter every day for 11 years plus some. So since this guys prolly 20 something hes made a baby every day of his life since he was like 12. That's hypervirility if I ever heard of it. I guess he could make more than 1 daughter a day but w/e.

  • @TheEradicator13 he said was time traveling so you can take your continuity and shove it

  • @dodoublejd42 Time travelling wouldn't effect his age just his daughters' age.

  • @TheEradicator13 The lead agent is so awesome, every time he makes a baby the woman has octuplets. BAM! CONTINUITY SOLVED!

  • Daughterception...

  • Because all of the posted comments are my daughters!

  • I have a legion of 4,000 daughters. >->

  • there is 4061 daughters in total

  • i gt 4061 daughters

  • The wrist control are getting old...