Shadows of the Damned - Enlarge Your Johnson

[Casanuda]

I fucking hate EA's marketing department.

[MegaCallofduty101]

lol

[jojy43568]

i came here for a friend.........

[immatesla]

TASTE MY BIG BONER

[JackFrostSG]

This is fucking stupid....

[matt10897]

@JackFrostSG Dont worry, you'll understand the humor when you turn 10 :)

[TheSnorlax7]

sooooo much sexual innuendo... :D

[gunteen8]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Tehgrimreaper]

What a fucking stupid looking game.

[godaddy122]

@Tehgrimreaper lol its actually good

[ZeroTheHeartlessKing]

@godaddy122 i love it as well, the only thing i hate is no replaying lvl's and if you miss one thing then your screwed

[WeaponXSigma]

Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Sha-wing, sha-wing, SHA-WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

[bravestripes]

@WeaponXSigma

SUPER EFFECTIVE!!! :D

[tyetnic]

Can someone spell INNUENDO!?!?

[allyoman]

THATS A GOOD IDEA!just not for me. :]

[kirbyza]

You, your kids, and your Johnson!

[matt135246]

lol its funny the dislikes im guessin are from people who wanted the answer to a bigger johnson!

[learber]

am i the only who called?

[megafio]

that's bad mmkay

[fierblaze]

oh i get it! its a penis joke! =D

[ChapterGames78]

Enlarge your johnson! I am a perve.

[3doghowl]

wtf is this

[s3xyst3v3]

0:33 boner

[ezekgta4fan]

So.....is this game a funny game or what??

[Animater65]

I thought this was to increase my "Johnson" size

[MPC45000]

This. Is. Epic.

[YoshiGod1]

Oh sweet mother of god i lol'd so hard. thank you first amendment right for making this possible.

[Pendulumdude34]

this was the funniest thing iveever seen

[JizzUrPantsHo3]

,ol

[nevermore7755]

lol thumbs up if you thought johnson meant something else :/

[nevermore7755]

@Obliviousspartin it was just a joke but fags like you take it seriously.........

[thatcoolkidguy]

was this game made by a 10 year age

[dudemaa]

who called the number?

[XMisterXPumpkinX]

It's times like this when I wish I had a penis instead of a vagina...

[YaoiVixenBoi]

@XMisterXPumpkinX That must suck having the body of a man but no johnson to smack your enemies with.

[itachisan02]

@XMisterXPumpkinX o.o

[XMisterXPumpkinX]

@itachisan02 =^\

[Superfuis]

o.o.. did not know what to expect, and that was strange o.o

[RidgeRacerLord]

MUY MUY MUY MUY BUENO

[LoreBorn]

Hilarious! The 97 thumb downers must be prudes without a sense of humor...

[Xeqtrr123]

garbage

[WAFFENMAFIA]

My Johnson is too big already!

[pyroflamedude]

i saw EA before i saw enlarge your johnson

[ballsbaby123]

O_O

[MeSezSo]

well no wonder this video is age-restricted. its because the title says "enlarge your johnson"

[ferarry13]

doom 3 parody? 

[sasukeistehsuck]

UPGRADE YOUR JOHNSON <3

[u2dvdbonofunny]

Thumbs up if the title caught your eye.

[drawmaster77]

this is so stupid. Lowlife humor.

[gamerboy365]

@drawmaster77 Get over yourself.

[EricBallard]

LOLOLOL

[HowlingFad03]

so funny and so dumb! lol. Atleast there is finally a latin hero, its a step up.

[YourFavortieFatKid]

its funny becasue in the game the beggining gun is called the boner

[applesan0]

This reminds me of a gta 4 radio commercial.

[ArRebel208]

lol best game trailer i have ever seen

[OpTicFuzi8nMLG]

I thought this was gonna be a Viagara commercial lol

[NibblesAndCasino]

Okay...thanks but I think I'm just gonna go play some Mario.

[xxpaniouchkinexx]

press 1 for normal

2 for fantastic

3 for a boner

4 for he likes it

5 for perfommance enhancer

6 for more power 7 to turn you poll on fire

8 to say yes

9 for date

[bbs239]

@xxpaniouchkinexx 3

[golffreak222]

im confused.

[TheDarthPooPoo]

Haha I get why it's age restricted because at the end it says Uncover Boner, Verga, MasturBate, and American Sexpress lol

[tylerfny96]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­aahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahaha

[xxbrando12xx]

Anyone else notice at the end it says operators are kneeling by

Uncover boner

Verga

Masturbate

I cant read the last one D:

[MrApocalypticNinja]

@xxbrando12xx I think the last one is American Sexpress :P

[xxbrando12xx]

@MrApocalypticNinja Trololol Thanks

[perish226]

@xxbrando12xx I'm not sure but I think that's just a normal American Express logo.

[s3xyst3v3]

@xxbrando12xx The last one is American Gayass Cards.

[MrPIDAY1]

@xxbrando12xx its American Gayass

[mike12724]

@xxbrando12xx American sexpress i think?

[Shinobi54321]

@xxbrando12xx Its American Caress

[shock209996]

@xxbrando12xx american sexpress

[mkzspaminator]

@xxbrando12xx american sexpress



[Spattinfire]

@xxbrando12xx American express cards. Fail, ha ha.

[knife6151]

@xxbrando12xx The last one says American Express Canada

[Nataliescott123]

i like big vergas

[RainbowNarwhal123]

Ok i only clicked on the because of RWJ "You and your KIDS and your Johnson!" lol

[xGlare]

This game was awesome! I reccomend it to anyone!

[mbtdejuarez]

notice at 1:24 it says "Verga" which in english reads "Dick" xD

[wafleord101]

84 people have a very small jhonson

[THELILONE5551]

V 8=============D V 2 THE GUY UNDER ME

[XxbenburnxX]

@THELILONE5551 umad, tmd41 ?

[tmd41]

:D

[TheRazorBlade101]

84 People tasted the BIG boner

[iliketurtles53]

84 people doesnt understand what MUY MUY MUY MUY BUENO means....

[cogexman]

believe it or not, i was expecting halo

[BOXERBOY78]

@cogexman that would be enlarge your sgt johnson

[MrFireline55]

maxed out



[tommyv2468]

I came

[DirtyPhlegm]

thumbs up if u come from promoted videos of ray

[MrYop112]

I dont need to upgrade my johnson. It's all natural.

[xopenz]

what...in the fuck did i just walk into....Wait forget im good i got the Verga card and im putin in an order now...sick of havin a normal johnson

[mokdhf4]

Holy..... Shit.

[blacmetal12]

1-800-Get-A-Boner

[ZeNCantSnipe]

i almost died when i saw this in my box..

[AfroSamuraiTheMaster]

umm... okay... lol

[walteralldayful]

...e w e anyone eles think its a good time to say Zing?

[joaking66]

ZIIIIIng!!!!!!!!!!!!



[Tuurrok]

im guessing the skull's name is johnson

[itachisan02]

@Tuurrok yes

[ianjeremiah98]

anyone else went ohh god.

[multicoloredgamer]

i have nothing to say other than this

[SpartanB359]

boner - mediocre

hot boner - muy caliente

big boner - now we are talking!

[doaNem]

Operators are kneeling by: Uncover Boner, Verga, MasturBater, ??? xD

[Darkilleen01]

W... T... F

[guywhodraws]

Behold the humor Duke Nukem Forevahz Failed to have, funniest game commercial i have seen IMO

[wiimasterplayer]

@guywhodraws lolz and its twenty times a better game than duke's was...

[SavagetheMaker]

@janeaba it is

[Fenir91]

No like? Don't fuckin watch it then. *Paid for and endoresed by The People Against Stupid Pricks that Can't Take a Joke Even if it's Not in Your Personal Tastes*

[janeaba]

i will only play this game if this is the actual ingame dialog, because now my expectaions are high as hell

[iLuvmyPS2]

@janeaba This game really is amazing dude, I had hopes for this game and it really passed my expectations, the characters have great personalitys specialyl between G and johnson. I was really surpirsed at this game.

[wiimasterplayer]

@janeaba it vert much is... and there are several real world references.... >:D and the demon world has really funny things in it, the plot is very fucking humorous

[mrdarksnake128]

SUBTLE,EA,SUBTLE.

[Eliarra]

The name of the pistol is called,and I quote,"the Boner,"from the fact that Johnson shapeshifts into various weapons and is a skull.

[ughfup]

I love this game. It has so many penis jokes that I wanna die :D.

[Zork4ever]

hello? i'll take 8! :D

[sarikaru]

1-8000-GET-A-BONER

[Munchzor]

77 viewers have no sense of humor; not gonna be clever about this one.

Also whoever made this trailer knows his/her infomercials just a little bit too well.

[TylerBlack2]

@superstevesmagicponi

obviously you have never played Deadly Premonition.

[S1L3NTIGamer]

this game looks amazing!

[TylerBlack2]

Muy

Muy

Muy

Muy

Bueno

@vTHExUNKNOWENv

¡Callado! jajajajajaja

[superstevesmagicponi]

I LOVE SUDA GOICHI (51)

[Kingpin775]

LMFAO!

[rangeryui]

FUCKING HILARIOUS MAN

[MrSandwichBiznich]

I WANT!

[aplifiedchaos]

75 people are upset they have a normal looking Johnson. Can't upgrade?

[zZTKOxZOMBIEZz]

@aplifiedchaos ME SAD TO =(



[ferarry13]

@aplifiedchaos the numbers are growing, its allready 96

[aplifiedchaos]

@ferarry13 at least that part is getting large

[REDX3211]

Suda51 keep it up, last year i went gaga over NMH 1&2 now this im excited :D

[radiantnakashima]

thats funny fuck you 72 dislikes

[moopshock]

.......this is why i hate EA any other company could of done the joke , but fuck EA

[beccaotaku]

My last name's Johnson (T_T)

[melovetatsu]

LOL

[gcombes420]

this is something to look forward to

[RogueCrockett]

This game looks as good as the penis add that was just played XD i mean if they are going to do stuff like this it should be a motion sensor game not a serious title for the controller XD

[buujack]

what game is this

[SavingtheGeneration2]

@buujack Shadows of the Damned

[iTreXus]

I know this may seem a little rude. But im starting too think after playing no more heros and listeining too penis jokes and size increase. Is Suda Insecure about his dick size? O.o

[CBroskiesLuLzx]

GO TRAVIS TOUCHDOWN!

[CBroskiesLuLzx]

Is this from the guy who made no more heroes? this totally looks like the trailers for no more heroes 2.

[XXHawthornexxify]

There are some things that can only be explain by WTF?

[Dozer456123]

@XXHawthornexxify u got it dude lol

[SHlNOBl3]

MUY

MUY

MUY

MUY

BUENO!

TASTE MY BIG BONER!

[ChargeHigh]

Since when did sexual innuendo need a mature content advisory????

[zillachinchilla]

That's Steven Blum, correct?

[bravestripes]

GAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! Oh Goddess SOO Funny Like Mad!!! Gun Boner x10! Super Effective!

[SeraphShineblade]

.......ummm wtf ......idk where i m anymore o_e

[MrDiddyKong666]

Best Game Ever!

[456sasuke3]

the credit card names lol

[PiZzanumberMaN]

dont read this cause it actually works. you will be kissed on the nearest possible friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT post this comment to at least 3 videos you will die within 2 days. now uv started reading so dont stop. this is so scary. put this on at least 5 videos in 143 minutes when ur done press F6 and ur lovers name will appear on the screen in big letters. this is so scary because it actually works

[XUNCLExxTATZXx]

i must pre-order now

[lithuanian12]

"Would you like to extend your Johnson?"

Me-I'm listening...

[DxCxWx]

MUY MUY MUY MUY BUENO lol

[TheBeserkerLord]

I would probably be shocked by all the obvious double entendres, but this IS made by the guy behind the No More Heroes games...

[ShadyRapture]

shhhshh keep it down, it's a performance enhancer. lmao

[mikurox999]

i dont even know this game and i think its epic lol hhahah

[AaronMk91]

wtflmao

[Acejoemama]

Haha for a second i thought it was talking about a penis, ya right...

[UKFSS]

This is not a Bleach amv!!! D:< and this is horrible to boot! WTF YOUTUBE STOP SELLING OUT!

[kcamp111060]

muy muy muy muy bueno -.-...ooo thats calii ente -__- ? xD

[deadwar2012]

What the hell?! Is it a video game or fuckin viagra? It's probably a god-send for a chick who digs both though. THX EA XD!!!

[omg90111]

................. wtf!!!! KMSL ROFL LMAO!!!

[rawheadrexx11]

lulz



[StrikeWitchFtw]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[jazor1123]

This a real game?

[ganon95pulze]

just you, your kids and your johnson

[IGITnBLACK]

lol

[tunoo1965]

1:25 LOL MASTERBATE

[insertnamehere765]

I guess some people have never played a Suda51 game before.

EA you officially have the