The Book Of Mormon: "Hello!"

[strangeyoungman]

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE RELIGIONS AND A HAVE A FREE BOOK WRITTEN BY JESUS?!

._. No, thanks.

[hawgtide1978]

regardless, this shit is funny

[hawgtide1978]

ive never met a mormon that talks about burning in hell....they dont preach fire and brimstone, hell and damnation

[voxAETHER]

@hawgtide1978 its a parody

[hawgtide1978]

@voxAETHER I know that but from ready these posts the majority seem to believe eveything they see and you know you can from matt and trey

[frohawkmaster]

@hawgtide1978 The book of Trey, potential sequal?

[KrovMalenkov301]

Yeah.....Jesus llived in America. Well then the Buddha went to Southern Africa and Muhammed went to England....Where are those religions?

[mrose1506]

I first herd this song on public public radio. It was a lot better when I was high. The song was like 5 minutes and the guy held the hell for like 10 seconnds and the o for like 5

[Bassmastamike247]

So you won't burn in hello

[Bassmastamike247]

I saw it with my mom and it was pretty awkward

[beckysortasings]

I see it friday! I wonder how awkward it will be to see with my dad (on a scale of 1 to spring awakening)

[Bassmastamike247]

I just saw this on broadway 2 days ago and it was the best thing ever

[swordmaster39]

the last 10 seconds gives me chills. incredible.

[whywatchthistv]

The fail moment when theres a Scientology advert on the side.

[MrROTD]

@whywatchthistv me too LOLZ I should invent my own religion, it seems to pay well

[UnlimitedZoro2010]

HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE RELIGIONS AND HAVE A FREE BOOK WRITTEN BY JESUS?!?!

[MrYeahunome]

This is coming to Chicago in December 2012 for two weeks at least if you live in Chicago I recommend you go and see it.

[WAAAAAAAAAAAY]

"Eternal life is super fun"

grrrrr.....I really really really want to see this show

:)

[16SarahE]

@WAAAAAAAAAAAY Lol that is my favorite line of the whole song! And I really want to see it too!!!

[Hopscotchwashere]

The Jehovah's Witness got nothing on these guys.

[SingingLions]

We love this song! Check out our rendition at /watch?v=RRAMXAIA5mk

[AarronArmadillo]

@SingingLions You guys are really good. I enjoyed that as much as I enjoy the original. :]

[xThemalemodelsx]

Fantastic

[jmn1228]

Have a free book written by Jesus!

[theargawalathing]

When I told my best friend about the musical and this song, she said the people sound like me. Being not religious at all, I asked how that works out.

She said they were all really white guys.

FML on YouTube

[Carbear65]

Love that this is referencing The Telephone Hour from BBB!

Love this whole entire musical! Effing hilarious! :)

[CrazyRockwell]

Hello! You're gonna die someday!

[CanadianCreeperCrew]

"STRAIGHT TO HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOO."

[NailArtObsessor]

Maybe if this song was my doorbell, it would ward away mormons...

[KoKoJazz99]

"HELLO! WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE RELIGIONS AND HAVE A FREE BOOK WRITTEN BY JESUS?"

LMAO!!! XD

[B00MBOXProductions]

HASA DIGA TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DISLIKED THIS SONG!!!

[Bagatan63]

Maroni alien god that's what Joseph smith and young said? Lol! Maroni is not a god . people deferent planet lol! Mormon maroni alien god lol!

[Heavylight17]

Movie please?

[GenNormanSheiskoph]

@Heavylight17 AMEN bro! LOL! I want to see this play made into a wide screen movie musical. Fuckin' A!

[weird4productions]

@Heavylight17 I heard there was going to be a movie coming out in 2013. Look it up on IMDB.

[chickabee222]

I just had Mormons at my door and the whole time they were talking I couldn't stop singing this song in my head.

[bubbagumpbugs]

@DremorDrale Yeah, I'm kinda Jack Mormon now. But I love like all the songs in here. idk...they are just cool. My parents arent soo happy about me liking it though cuz they go to church EVERY sunday!! Lucky I have a job haha

[DremordDrale]

@bubbagumpbugs haha :) thats awesome

[bubbagumpbugs]

I'm Mormon and I LOVE this song!

[DremordDrale]

@bubbagumpbugs lol good to hear that some theists have a sense of humor!

[Krinkov]

12 Mormons disapprove of this video.

[paigeisahufflepuff]

Right after I listened to this, the doorbell rang. I was scared. 

[rushrockz]

Eternal life is super fun!

[hattchetassassin]

if a Mormon comes to my home i will piss on his shoes

[EpicsaucenessxD]

@hattchetassassin I'll sing to him. :P

[skewlboypin]

11 ppl are going to burn in helllllllllllO!

[EpicsaucenessxD]

@skewlboypin They don't have a free book writen by Jesus. :P

[RWJISBEAST14]

@SimonCowellAl People would probably agree with you if you didn't make several negative reference to a sexual orientation that the Mormons have strongly disapproved of for a long time.

[MeganBoulden]

I told my Mormon friend that I'd pay him if he sang this on his mission. He said he would consider it. #win :)

[gottahavemymusic959]

I once told my mormon friend to listen to this song. He hasn't spoken to me since. xD

[Suamere]

@gottahavemymusic959 - So THATs how you get rid of them! WEWT!

[dramaqueen12330]

1:27 Have fun in hell XD

[SazVlogs]

I don't hear it... the doorbell...

[dudenyeh]

The WOW guy was dancing to the song in the right corner.

[iloverent101]

i freaking love elder cunningham he so funny

[wofkwengel]

"...so you wont burn in HEEE-HEEELLOO!!!" 2:10

[GuyPlusStuff]

@wofkwengel lol

[lkafjkakjf333]

I sang this a bunch of times around my Mormon friend. Now every time he sees me he sings this part. I knew that he would eventually learn to love it.

[EvansRowan123]

Eternal life probably is super fun.

Sign up for cryonics.

[gargentimma]

9 people can have fun in hell

[Kakashigirl250]

Anyone reccomendations for other great musicals?:D

[TheKalmarr]

Wow, only 9 "dislike" now....only 9 Mormons know what they are doing....

Poor guys... at least 90 of you are voting the wrong place.

[14McCracker]

Me llamo Elder White!:D

[TheWes206]

ETERNAL LIFE. IS SUPER FUN :D xD

[MusicLoveandWar]

9 dislikes? THANKS HERMIONE

[nosamnosam123]

@MusicLoveandWar Ummm what? The Harry Potter girl? What does she have to do with it?

[Draculiod]

@nosamnosam123 A Very Potter Musical

[nosamnosam123]

@Draculiod What about it?

[Draculiod]

@nosamnosam123 Watch it

[catjae]

@MusicLoveandWar holy crap <3333

[bethesda423]

@SimpnCowellAI actually after seeing they didn't make fun about mormons in any way that wasn't based with facts. Trey Parker actually likes mormons

[StarLight16]

I've never had a Mormon come to my house and say hello... Now I feel like I'm missing out on something. Hahaha.

[nosubstituteforyou]

@RakabooEntertainment what?

[RakabooEntertainment]

texbsut (find the two hidden words)

[feliciaqueens]

@RakabooEntertainment I believe that would be: "butt sex". Yup. Tha's it, all right.

[RakabooEntertainment]

@feliciaqueens Subtext you pervert. But don't mind if i do :P

[Amberbrown4321]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



[yeswecan05]

so you wont burn in HEEELEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLELLLLLLL­LLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[murukamatuku]

2:34

[GFBandCC]

Does anyone know if the LDS church has issued a formal statement or response regarding this?

[kaitlynwithakay]

@GFBandCC They haven't made a big deal about it. They have a sense of humor.

[TimboBandit]

@GFBandCC

They're surprisingly normal, sane people considering how odd their beliefs are. They're cool with it.

[captmoroni]

@GFBandCC Official response says the BoM Musical can entertain you for a night, but reading the BoM itself can help you for life.

Stone and Parker said they consider that view the QED of their musical, and that they agree.

[Malisa319]

I hope people realize most Mormons aren't like this....

[Ldub0550]

HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE RELIGIONS IVE A FREE BOOK WRITTEN BY JESUS!

[Ldub0550]

1:37 AHAHAHHA

[VoiceofKane3]

9 people are making things up again.

[EllJayyHarri]

This HAS to come to England..

[Originalitysdownfall]

jdklafjdklaf;jdakfl;jdaksl;gja­k;lsdj... that is all the words I can think of.

HAALLO WULD YU LYK 2 CHNGE RELIGIONS HVE A FR33 BUK WRITN BAHH JESSSAAHHSS

[STLShu]

Everytime I hear a doorbell I start singing this

[451ianDragonist]

@STLShu Me too!

[WinterWrapUp]

>/chat/ finds this song annoying to death

/chat/, I am dissapoint. Like really REALLY dissapoint. You're dead to me...

[Brovados]

So who else is from PonyChan here?

[DJBRON3]

@Brovados This guy, right here. Too bad they turned off the music. :(

[collintmay]

@DJBRON3 IGGINS THE CAT WELCOMES YOU TO THIS AMAZING SONG

[holykarmor]

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[AverageWizard100]

Someone puts that the top comments are the same... they aren't.

Awkward.

[DukeDonut]

I think of this song every time I hear a doorbell.

[NHall609]

HELLO! Would you like to change Religion? I have a free book written by Jesus

Best line ever

[tdz324]

its all about subtext

[crosbying]

@ZeWesman That has to be in your head, the doorbell is just ding-dong, the fact that its both 2 syllables is not relevant

[Afghamistam]

@crosbying You probably need to see the South Park musical episode to get the joke he's making...

[crosbying]

@Afghamistam I saw the episode and get the reference the user is making. I find however that it is not true, and that the joke in South Park was for South Park and cannot be found in a musical 3 years in the making, and that the ding-dong part being replaced by Blowjob is a fiction of his imagination

[Brawlmastersclan]

@crosbying Your a dumbass... It's a joke. Haha, funny.

[crosbying]

@Brawlmastersclan Ahh, so the joke is simultanious not funny in the way it was intended, and nonsense in the only way it could make any sense

[Afghamistam]

@crosbying [facepalm]

[OXOXOXLOVEOXOXOX]

@crosbying Dude, you do realize that this musical is made by the creators of South Park, Matt Stone and Trey Parker...

At the end of the episode they had a Book of Mormon reference. You'll never know, they could have done that for true fans to realize...

[crosbying]

@OXOXOXLOVEOXOXOX That was what the chat was about, someone claimed ding-dong was subtext for blowjob, and I said his remark was not funny and did not make sense, then others got confused.

[OXOXOXLOVEOXOXOX]

@crosbying That's the point. The "ding-dong" COULD have been subtext to blowjob. It really makes sense. I could see Matt and Trey doing that...

But it's not REAL subtext... it would be a little something something for Matt and Trey fans to figure out and laugh about. :P

[awsomeLilshorty]

@crosbying Actually, it took them seven years, not three. There was a lot of time and work put into this.

[OXOXOXLOVEOXOXOX]

@ZeWesman LOL!!!! XD 

[Jstevensdude]

blowjob!

[jaxon1796]

haha i live in utah (lots and lots of mormons) and i would love to see what would happen if this came here haha me and like 10 other people are the only non-mormons in this entire state hahaha but they're nice i guess haha

[thewho931]

im a mormon and i think this musical is really really funny. so all other mormons need to chill.

[manbearpig135]

i first heard this while playing minecraft so now every time i hear it i play minecraft :/

[bs75308]

HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE RELIGION CHRISTIANS? I HAVE A FREE BOOK WRITTEN MY ALLAH.

[daughterofdarthvader]

@bs75308 hahahaha where i live, the muslims left copies of the qur'an on everyone's doorstep. i actually plan on reading it:)

[facepace2]

THANK U SOUTHPARK

[Yhgenthor]

All Mormons trying to convert people should sing this song. I guarantee it would get ,pre people to take an interest it what they say.

[ThePeoples9]

if you take out the second "m" in mormon it spells moron

[IvIajoi2n]

I'm impressed youtube people, i expected a bunch of people to get over-sensitive about this. But only nine dislikes, kudos. 

[sharksldw]

2+2=4

[MeganBoulden]

That Awkward Moment when one of your mormon friends knows all the words to this whole show when all the rest are highly offended.

[oduwo]

I meant cannot

[oduwo]

@dudedingdong there is no way you could ever do this play ANYWHERE other than on Broadway, because it's still touring (just started rlly) you VANNOT buy the rights, in fact it's illegal. So until it officially stops touring and they hand over the rights to the public, no one can preform this other than the original cast on Broadway

[tallperson605]

Ya know maybe if they greeted me like this, I'd actually bother taking the book and be nice.

[Lordoftheringwraiths]

Well you know what they say...haters gonna hate, Mormons gonna... morm.

[anguish416]

Mormon myself here, but I definitely laughed at the "burn in HELLOOOOOOO" bit.

[pccouple5573]

If you have the opportunity to get to Broadway, you should go see the entire production.  I laughed and laughed.

Even though the shows are sold out for the foreseeable future, tickets are still available online at AmazonTicketsOnline(dot)com.

[ParkSouth111]

Trey rules !

simply love this awesome musical!!! ♥

[themormonbeauties]

there are so many things wrong with this musical.

[jason34us]

@themormonbeauties There are so many things right with it though, too! (: 

[rhcp500]

@themormonbeauties please enlighten us

[happysuspenders]

Where is the reprise of this song? I can't find it anywhere.

[SmartSpriter]

@happysuspenders It's listed separately on the songlist, but it's really just a part of the song "Tomorrow is a Latter Day."

[otterheart]

@happysuspenders I believe it's called something like "Latter Day Saints" something... OH! "Tomorrow is a Latter Day". It begins with the latter day part and ends with the beginning. XD

[Callemley]

@happysuspenders It's near the end of the musical in the last song: "Tomorrow is a Latter day"

[TOXiiCBllADE]

555 Videos

So close to irony

[SpocksBeard64]

the top comments aren't the same anymore.............awkward

[dudedingdong]

Its edited! Everyone can relax! Our teacher isn't gonna have us running around swearing and tap dancing and cursing God.

[DaveyND1]

@dudedingdong Trey and Matt can sue you, it's not up for licensing. (troll?)

[dudedingdong]

We are doing this musical at my middle school. I'm in it. Score.

[honeyandthebee29]

@dudedingdong MIDDLE SCHOOL?

[wonderless32]

@dudedingdong Not even SLIGHTLY appropriate for Middle school.

[tredlow]

@dudedingdong

Haha I'm sure parents will love to see their children saying "fuck you God"

[ShioriTsumi]

Tr-Trey Parker and Matt Stone? The guys who made South Park? Really? That surprises me...this is really catchy.

[honeyandthebee29]

@ShioriTsumi it kind of sounds south park-y

[tredlow]

@ShioriTsumi

If you're a fan of Trey and Matt, then you wouldn't be surprised in the slightest.

Watch the South Park movie. It's one of the best musicals ever.

[rhcp500]

@ShioriTsumi The South Park movie was a musical and it was just as fantastic.

[ZombeiJesus]

I am not religious in any way shape or form... But how can you not smile at this?

[BeeJayEm1]

"Hello...my name is Jesus Christ...you have a lovely home"

:L

[75flash]

Ok, this is may sound gross to some, but this really happened, and it was TOO FUNNY! My fiance and i were have sex with a romantic playlist on my ipod. When the playlist ended, this song came on for some reason. I was about to turn it off, but she said to leave it cuz she thought it'd be funny to listen to while we made love lol. So we did. RIGHT when they said "The Book of" i could feel myself really close to coming. When they said "MOOOORMON"...I came! It was like HEAVEN i tell ya!!!!!!!!!

[Shaftsus]

Goodbye *Door Slams* 

[sharksldw]

Even though I am not Mormon, I am tired of hearing people cursing Mormons for what they believe. I don't believe what they do, but it's what they believe so people should just settle down and accept the fact that people are not all the same.

[Caboose2727]

the top comments are the same............awkward