Top Gear News S14E04

[countmall]

James has the Village People behind him.

[osito010493]

hahaha james always looks like the stupid clown! awww hahaha thumbs up for clarkson!!

[xXGreyWolf]

Fuck! I wanted to hear about the window lickers car!

[agnosticChurchworker]

That gal with the white hair...wooooo-eeee. Another reason to move to Britain.

[huugie14]

now why hav I got a vision of James May smering himself in marmelade?

XD,

so funny

I love it!!

[Chingalling]

zenvo st1

[lsbgamer]

most unfortunate name ever. McDick

[Halliday57]

Loved the mc dick jokes :)

[10yroldcarlover]

WHATS THE CAR FOR WINDOW LICKERS?!?!?!

[xJAKEWx]

@10yroldcarlover BMW X5 M

[mxp14242]

@10yroldcarlover Actually, it's not a car at all, but rather a shortened bus.

[rezident13n]

LAMO on this video.

[Capesports4]

Terrible metaphor

[strawi666]

clarkson 4 UK PRIME MINISTER

[smidsyonfire]

The news just isn't the same without a reference to a Dacia Sandero

[wszetecznik]

Should be entitled: Zee Newz

[radar3699]

I'm pretty sure the car(s) are the BMW X5M, Audi Q7 V12, and Supercharged petrol Range Rover

[EVHfilms]

2:25 wtf? the background

[AshtonPhoto]

FYI:

5:57

"Bumph" - marketing material and info that is generally boring to read.

[twilightimagine]

The mutual reaction at 1:34 is priceless. Just "for fuck's sake Jeremy.."

[alan517815]

@twilightimagine Uhm no...

[TheDezzalution]

lmao james @ 1:51 wooooow

[MrRobsFX]

what was the car?

[MrBazpoker]

@MrRobsFX BMW X5 M

[seinfeldfan7898]

@MrRobsFX One with wheels, muddafukka!!!

[MrRobsFX]

@seinfeldfan7898 wow your clever

[xJAKEWx]

@MrRobsFX BMW X5 M lol

[TheClubshaker]

@MrRobsFX

X5M, Q7 V12 TDi and the Range Rover Vogue lol

[blainyrules]

3:48 I didn't realise marmalade was brown. I thought it was orange.

[The666thBowelOfHell]

2:10 thats not a Metaphor it's a Simile

[XxCarlieCullenxX]

5:21 Why can I see Martin Freeman in him?!

[monsterenergy713]

i like how this is bbc hd and its only available in 360

[ivanlai0225]

my girlfriend dislikes this show and disliked this video. i have no girlfriend....

[TVRnGTR]

lets be honest who clicked on the video because you sawthe village people in the background

[MultiTopgearfan]

1:20 to 1:35 i have to agree with Jeremy on that one...

[JarekDG]

The blonde girl behind Jeremy is Sweeeeeettttt!!!!

[R33Racer]

@JarekDG, That hair is more like white. Pretty tacky tbh.

[KKKSOPKKK]

@R33Racer I think he is talking about the girl next to the one with white hair.

[R33Racer]

@KKKSOPKKK Possibly but shes hardly ever in shot. IDK.

[WILLIAMGUNAWAN77]

i love the time when hammond says 'oh my god!!'

[ronthecyborg]

I love how on every top gear news segment, there's at least one comment about how hot one of the chicks look.

[yurismir1]

@ronthecyborg I think these must attract closeted homos or something

[aerowindwalker]

@ronthecyborg I like the white hair chick.

[kyringe]

@aerowindwalker Me too

[PhoebusRose64]

please does anyone know in which top gear news they say the russian TVR names?"TVR Spechnach"etc

[rexsa66]

dammit man he was gonna say what car was perfect for me and the vid ended

[blainyrules]

Talking about the racing car liveries, they need to allow tobacco sponsorship again. The teams with 'tobacco liveries' were some of the best. Rothmans Williams, Lucky Strike BAR/Honda, B&H Jordan, Marlboro McLaren, JPS Lotus, and the list goes on.

[WatchmenDrManhattan]

I wanna see that article

[blainyrules]

@WatchmenDrManhattan Just Google 'Daily Mirror Top Gear bans homosexuals'

[daveescape01]

5:21

GuUuUoOAhEWh!

[jessechen998]

sleeping with a woman when you don't wanna have a baby. LMFAO!!!!

[Ritzkit4ABitzkit]

"why have I got a vision of James May smearing himself with marmalade?" LMAO

[AJB2302]

Why cant I watch the videos of season 15 and 16?

[FLAME4564]

James: Gravey overtake pie

LMAO XD HAH Formula Brown hahahahahaah XD wats next Formula Blue? CX

[OlirockCP]

come on transcriber at 3:58! yes but what would you rather have gravy - nearly there! -

overtakes party. Oh shit,

[aporigine]

How long do I have to lick my monitor before I can find out what car they were going to mention at the very end!!!!!

[xiahoupaul19]

@aporigine well wonder no longer, because it is actually 3 cars: Audi Q7 V12, BMW X5 M, and Range Rover Overfinch 580 S

[ihatethisplace999]

i saw a lesbian film on the internet, it was very intersting LOL

[FLAME4564]

LOL Jock Cock XD LMAO XD.

[EKB1E]

lol he's talking about 2 girls 1 cup

[Lucifera1011]

@EKB1E haha, it was the first thing it came to my mind :-D but I wasn't that brave to watch it. I just saw the reaction videos... and that was enough :-/

[houseg6]

that chick wid the white hair....

i would bang that anyday

[Adrianmgs97]

wwaaaaaawwww......!!xD



[dahorn100011]

transcribing is funny lol

[KA128183]

"we particularly like the lesbian sort" xD

[arwenae]

4:13 the guy to the right of Jeremy is enjoying that mental image of James a little too much.

[sheepopower]

:p He exists alright... Try to look at Belgium...

[sr200sx]

3:42 relaxing

[sr200sx]

3:42



[07SuperchargedSS]

the hottest audience chick ive seen on top gear was when clarkson is interviewing Seasick Steve. she is a hot brunette just over clarksons shoulder. i encourage everyone to look

[TheSkipjack95]

at 0:41, between the paper and Jezza.... Soooo Beautiful 8)

[mohit1224]

2:32 pornstar fayne? behind clarkson

[markus7831]

Formula Brown LOL

[mohit1224]

the cars are - Audi Q7 V12 Vs. BMW X5 M Vs. Range Rover

[FORTY848]

Bob Knob

[alexn302]

4:11 OH MY GOD lol

[jessechen998]

mick dick is cocked up with his audi a8. LMFAO!!!

[vulcanstriker]

I watched this and i laughed so hard because i had the song YMCA as another tab

[emmzzyrocks]

does anybody know the episode were they talk about what to get woman and jays bought his gf a plug in drill

[debbiethemadbee]

@emmzzyrocks youtube.com/watch?v=he83stPONv­I

[debbiethemadbee]

@emmzzyrocks don't forget to put the rest of the url in before that.

[emmzzyrocks]

@debbiethemadbee thanks for the help

[TheDCdudeADS]

LOL " Mc Dick's cocked up!"

[ElBadriano]

lol "stupidest country in the world" :P

[chezdez102]

that chick next to clarkson with the white hair at the start of the vid is fiiiiiiit!!

[TG1212able]

@chezdez102 - agreed. Somebody needs to make a video of the "Best Chicks of the Top Gear Studio".

[nutzw1]

@chezdez102 you must be gay

[chezdez102]

@nutzw1 And?

[reddy040]

@chezdez102 yeah i saw her in some video on the internet about lesbians

[chezdez102]

@reddy040 I hope it was interesting.

[hrolfur12]

@chezdez102 LOL

[DudefishD]

@chezdez102 LOL? She's ugly as hell!

[blackness010]

@DudefishD are you blind?

[DudefishD]

@blackness010 No, but she is ugly.. White hair, come on -.-

[blackness010]

@DudefishD i think you´re just blind

[Martin372]

@DudefishD I mus agree with DudefishD here, she is nothing special. Just average nightclub chick. Not ugly, but not pretty either. But I guess we all have different standards.

[Tilaron]

@chezdez102 If you like buck-toothed boring people, sure.

[Cass48]

@chezdez102 LOL, what the hell is up with the two guys standing behind James May?

[JtothaR06]

@Cass48 They are Village People look-alikes.

[londongamer]

@chezdez102 No she's not - she's got a face like Bugs Bunny.

[SKsquashbass12]

What's withthe people in those strange costumes behind hammond and may?

[lrhea83]

@SKsquashbass12 Jeremy said the newspaper claims that no gay people allowed to the show, so they put guys in costumes that look ike the band The Village People - whom nearly everyone thinks are all gay. Does that make sense to you?

[MrCookieSeller]

hahahaha mick dick cocked up xD

[doodles0810]

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaah" lol :D