For Women Only: How to Tell a Good Joke

[Mrswhugy]

Oh my god.. O____________________O

[adzug]

i usta look at women for their beauty first yeah? but now im so tired of that, yes i still admire some pretty women but if youre funny i know i can have a good relationship with you and will be way more interested in you than just a pretty face.

[LionessInAComa]

O____O

[ameseize]

HAHAHAHAHHA

[nickintp]

If a women tells me that she is going to tell a joke... That just makers me think... damn... I got to prepare to laugh real hard before she gets mad at me". If you're going to tell a joke, just do it. If it's funny... they will laugh automatically.

[jasonbear72]

Jesus Christ you were right woman are not funny and cant tell jokes Yikes!

[2facedninja]

Eh, i don't wanna say that was lame....but :/

[WoodGirl14]

This implies the mum is divorced? maybe it works just fine in the U.S. where half of marriages fail but here -Italy- that would sound just weird...

[LionessInAComa]

@WoodGirl14 or widdowed or cheating. :D

[123strauss]

How can you be an expert on men , you are a woman . You have no perception on being a man . You know nothing of me , you never will , even if you lived with me for years . You would know only what I allow you to know . Knowing what a man likes , his food , his clothes , his habits , etc means nothing woman . The dumbest twat in the world would soon learn those things if she/he were around long enough. So get over it , be a woman , stop thinking you're a man , you'll never be one or know one

[midguardz]

I think that joke would work better with a certain type of man. Not all men are going to find that funny. I mean its so obvious, its not an unexpected ending. granted its mildly interesting. Personally I would just grin & nod as I usually do, trying to be polite to my date to not show her up. P.S I find your perspective on men interesting. pity there isn't a man giving advice about women, because we are pretty easy to work out; well most men are unless there's a few odd ones with a bit of depth

[thrilla72]

OH you haven't looked in the right places @ Midguardz there are MANY men giving advice about women. Just need to know where to look.

[123strauss]

Actually, you're right , most women are easy to work out . All you have to do from the start , is assume that every single sentence they utter, is a complete lie . Accept that , and you'll get along fine .

[SpazzDog]

I still like fart jokes.

[raindrops94]

The ending of ur joke was so funny. Thanx

[usrnamedenied]

this stupid bitch should be hanged.

[FATPOS189]

you are an ugly fucking bitch

and that joke sucked btw

[usrnamedenied]

Count+1

[Kesnoyak]

Kara, that's a funniest joke i've ever heard.. wow, really make my day.. thank you and i'll practice it..

[fluturasnv]

Kra you are sooooo great! Thank you so much!