Jay-Z - Venus VS Mars - 'The Blueprint 3' 2009 *HIGH QUALITY* (SPOOF)

[hellobaby187]

U stupid lol

[Sn0wm4n07]

Nice job

[UnitedMMC]

lol this video is so funny... love it.

[5Ricky0Ricardo3]

Lol damn, and that was one of my favorite Jigga joints too haha you cute tho girl n some of those rhymes were cleaver :)

[tmrprc]

haha! i love this lol

[acidee100]

I only clicked on this video beause I thought I seen titties.

[lahlah23]

wtf ? no offense but yu suck any agree?

[Chynna020]

@lahlah23 I don't

[MrEddieBTV]

XD

[Amenari2d]

u remind me of this girl i have a crush on

[mikej690]

your viedos are awesome!

[MDIS]

You really do look like Danny Noriega.

[Ambr3Stud10]

LMAO que loca That's hot.

[SpadeGoonHR]

too damnn funny

[TheALEXdoa]

WOW I cant stop wacthing this its funny as heck!

[erin4637]

shawty got a pen ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhh

[clarkeworks25]

get a pen for the chicken head smh

[JRud3Bwoy]

loving it!

[defence336]

hummmmmmmmm

[DaleCaliente]

Bodega time!!! Can I get 8 platanos for a dollar???? Damn

[Geezyone]

That was clever

[ecliptic66]

I FORGOT MY PASTA <3

[brezzswag]

I LIKE DAT SONG IT HARD SWAG ON MAMI

[NthDegreeEnt]

Hot stuff

[JAYSTAReality]

YOUR GORGEOUS !

[FRESHKIDD215]

Looks like your from New york

[mervue22]

LMAO

[08anah]

this is hot



[GreatGrandDaddyBKLYN]

Yo I love your shit check me out

[kenosride1]

lmao nice one J very funny

[geekteam23]

ha ( :

[THARAID3RS]

you is sexay (from a 13 year old not a 55 year old)

[LeroiPryce]

LOL...dope flow cutie...good shyt...hit my page for spoofs nshit

[gengis125]

@ItsJaynice Very creative! Good stuff!

[mallorygirl80]

yo this is so right how they be acting some time because your the last customer at the store over and out

[ayoRaBiA]

xD nicee remixx ;-D

[DoubleAIV]

Niiiiiiice!, ItsJaynice, u got someone who owns that store or something?

[NateDogTheG]

Two minutes of my life Ill never get back... wtf...

[ShannonShevelle]

i have 2 speak on behalf of all cashiers, THE CUSTOMER IS NOT ALWAYS RITE. but i like ur vids :-)

[AlphaDog147]

nice lookin and funny damn ! 10/10

[facbk]

lmfao 2funny

[Genojames]

DAMN!!!!!..She is so fine.

[mwahhmwahhx3]

" i forgot my PASTAAA ' i like the way she said that :)

[sunyabalum]

not to sound rude but this ssong should be in your stupied song list lol sorry

[faisal99911]

Nice******

[kingfish015]

Damn why you so BEAUTIFUL=]

[JJPhobo]

YOUR LIPS ARE BEAUTIFUL WANNA KISS YOU

[taydavis100]

she is so hott she can rap

[rgvhen]

You're super cute! ....the song is cool you just need to rap it, not talk it! Use that Ice-Cube "check yo'self" energy that he had in that song, or Will Smith's bouncy lyrical delivery in the theme of fresh prince. Deliver your lyrics with tones and pitches and ups and downs, right now it's a little mono-tone. (It's good right now, but it can be better)

[havoc001]

lol pretty funny.....it sux for me tho cuz its vice versa....people come in my store after work and take their shitty day out on me lol......but i gotta take it with a fake smile on my face

[ADHDrenaline]

shawty got ass/ made my *** hard

shawty got ass/ made my *** hard

shawty got ass/ made my *** hard

shawty got swagg wanna get into her Venus with my Mars

lolz

[moemoneysouth]

church ave in Brooklyn right ......

[AnthonyPaulRicketts]

This girl is fucking fine !!!!

[lokiaky]

dis shyt is mad dumb lmfao0o but i like da part about im a payin customer and u an employee....

[kanotnots11]

hahaha

[kanotnots]

thatz a kuul vid all of ur r

[MIKEYDIGENERAL]

dizz kinda go hard.. ilike it lols

[CRZYREGGIE]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah this was funny

[KennyObiWanKenobi]

lol nicely done missy, 5 stars fo'reel :)

[twinkeebabiie]

lmaoo i love ur videos already i cant believe i neva heard off u b4!!!

[hardknocke9]

SNITCH!!! nah playin lol

[finalfantasyqt]

ROTFLMAO!!!

[babylana70]

AMAAAAAAAAAAZING!

YOU SHOULD BE PRO!

[MorenoRockksz]

...lol this is mad dumb but the chick was cute tho so it was like ehhh & in 2010 complaint letters don't work unless you attach em to their foreheads via stapler.

[ValanceRG]

lol i like this

[starqb12]

ya know all three of ya work there

[bkzowngiz718]

rofl thats right by me, i live on the 53rd and clarkson!

[IzzyBabee15]

lol the girl that was saying "you going to hard" was cracking me the hell up.

[moszto]

p.s. you remind me of aaliyah :)

[QuikDJ]

sexy girl

[gangsterJoker77]

Shawty get a pen u going to hard

[nimaking123]

lol

that was fuqin hilarious.

[MissNezzyBaybay]

loooooooooooooool i like

[fadjardenz]

u cute!

[jellolova]

lol

[PrinceHSL]

...and i would,ve left 2 if u wasnt buying sphaghetti

FUNNY!

[projektcancer]

hahahahaha..love this

[kiymora]

this was tight

[develdog1990]

lol ha ha ha i love it very funni girls

[samuell991]

Lol , i like it in the END ,,, HUH

[PortgasDace]

Nice video ;)

[gaiden88]

cold

[MSBproductionsFOOL]

HA HA FUNNY!!!!!!!!!

[deadheaddenz]

LOL!

That was sick hehe

[thalifechanga]

you sexy and funny...wifey material!!..come check out my latest fitness video ma' BEASTMODE.tell me what you think!!

[pookbash20]

that was halarious the way you was like i forgot my PASTA! lol

[impactmo]

I HAVE TO SAY... THIS WAS HARD!!!

[liljibbs1]

lmfao

[lburna102]

this is real nice ima subscribe

[conde357]

Very creative!

[deezyy]

Damn girl you are fine as hell

[SUPERMAN23211]

Mad funny lmao

[dakidiznice3]

official official lol

[galss1]

jaynicce cai haave your song i must use it im going use it on my friends rthen ill give it back

lol

[itsmikebz]

i love it..i absolutely love it

[LANCEROMANCENJAPANS]

yea i want this song

[Shortykalani]

Janice you gattah make another video pleeeeaaaasssee love your channel!!

[718DigitalVlogs]

lol this is pretty cool

[briziaalexa]

damn ya friend is fine

[omizm313]

I thought your friend in the video at the hook/chorus around 1:08 was Alicia Keys. Am I the only one.

Jaynice anyone ever told you/her that?

[wyin2]

Shawty u r hot ~shawty ur hot~~~~

shawty can i get ur number can i / can i ? can i ?

[RockstarMultani]

the girl is cute

[BizeeNimble1]

good job n this look like the Associated in my hood...lol O_ô

[BifordusMaximus]

Very well done. 5 stars.

[kiyabiya2dafullest]

LMAOO...iiMm MADd YU HAD JANAY PLAYiiN DA EMPLOYEE..LOLZSz CLASSiC!!

[TheGamble17]

Lol !

i like this !

[macZo85]

That's 5 star bitch! Lol

[amyrose20]

lmfao.. ima do thatt.

[TimothyIsHereSoHeLL0]

LOVED THE VIDDDDDDDDD 5 starssssss

[YunqqEarthquake360]

Lmao. Nice.

[ayers01]

nice vid Jay.

in retrospect, I hate it when customers try to treat the employees any kind of way, just BECAUSE they're the customer. especially when you're trying to be nice or helpful to them.

[afua56]

oh my god fucking jokes.........shawty get a pen the customer is always right..but she is fucking sexccyyy

[headwurld]

nice song and loved the voice

[Mistah11694]

LOL

[dportis47]

You are too fly! I love your stuff!

[ReyDaRza]

would love to chill wit mami...she silly ass hell

[killpride]

this is hilarious

[smitty305]

this video gave me the idea to fill out anonymous complaints and come back the next day and fill out job applications

[ShawtieSweet]

Nice job. Hot. :D

[indianj87]

HA HA this vid is hot im glad i subed to the page keep em coming

[DeStorm]

good job as usual

[RLMadeMyDraws]

i hate most of the customers at my job... theyre usually drunk, chain smoking, old folk... seriously!!! smh

[QuanSai]

PAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xxxm3miguelxxx]

oh man i cant believe my gorgeous wife to be Pam is in this :) Janice is pretty too nice vid 5 starz

[TriniDaddi]

wow this is weak as fuck, its like rap dap smack wack hack, thats how you rap horrible.

[diamonddragoniori]

as hot as you are...and as horny as i am....

THAT STILL SUCKED.......

[SocaTrain]

niceee! lol@ when u threw the paper at her

[bigpun2k6]

jaynice u front page featured again.

congrats mamita let me find out smeone tried sending a complaint bout u thats messed up

[yumyum215]

Girl i feel you this one!

[tanker58p]

good vid I liked it fav!

[shadyvill325]

Good shit...keep it coming =)

[magzznificent]

lmao i love this

[KiratheKidd]

lol

[bedtrime]

woooooooooooow.lmao

[TimothyDeLaGhetto2]

lol you are SOOO DUUUUMB. that was dope

[recklessmike]

lol

[1Mastermind1990]

nyce! You should have had a verse in that collaboration of Every Girl Parody! yall gonna make a remix?lol

[slylink690]

lol

That is True I Hate When The Employees Give You An Attitude.

This Was a Great Video!

I Must Say That This Was Very Creative & Original!

It Must Have Been Fun To Shoot!

Much Love/Respect

-Steven

[lisalavie1]

Hahahah I love it! :-)

nice writing.

Keep them vids coming!

[ItsJaynice]

thnxx that means alot coming from you!! i'm a big fan btw =)

[curefantastic]

Haha! Great one. & wow you are gorgeous! But in my opinion, would look a little better if you dyed your hair back to natural color. The reddish just doesn't do it for your awesome bone structure. Also, looove your voice. It's like margarine. But New York-ish. "Customaa" :D

[kaslab1]

i like this it AMAZING 5 *

[seagreen152]

NICE nice

[iRob863]

One

[scoobysnak518]

lol niiice...very creative

[iRob863]

Luv it

[DreX360]

lmao good stuff